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aka-tua-braindump · 1 year ago

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Klaus is me when I play D&D and now no one invites me to play anymore.

This was my character in my long campaign that's literally klaus+five

Their character development song list was:

1. Right now by one direction

2. Girl on fire by Alicia keys

3. Centuries by fall out boy

everything klaus does is so intricately and vitally intertwined with every single major plot point in the show and yet he is always on some bizarre side quest. simultaneously the most and least plot involved character.

#klaus hargreeves #the umbrella academy #like im a powerful magic wielder #i somehow get the npcs to have respect for me #but also i will faff off at every opportunity #to sit in a forest #save some orphans #commit arson #annoy the shopkeeps #get mad at npcs for(incorrectly) assuming my age or gender #my mother is a literal tree #reed tealeaf my lovely druid #no one knows who my father is because hippie druid commune #now that i think about it reed is just a weird amalgamation of klaus/five #tiny angry powerful magician #gender is questionable #prickly but somehow least offensive #rage and arson

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