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for anyone who doesn't have the Return YouTube Dislike Plugin, here's how Watcher Entertainment's "Goodbye Youtube" video is doing right now
yeah... gonna throw out a yikes on that one
i suspect this number will only keep growing in the coming days/weeks, especially the longer and longer we go without any sort of response.
EDIT: its only been three hours and the number has already jumped to 206K dislikes.
#the fucking balls to link to their merch store on the announcement video too#as a long time fan i'm very disappointed#i get that creatives want to and SHOULD be paid fairly for their work.#hell my dad got laid off by MF DISNEY for wanting to be paid a fair wage for the work he was doing#but we're not talking about the billion dollar mega-corporation Disney here#we're talking about a company that by *all respects* should be able to sustain itself off of Youtube Ads & Patreon & Merch & Live Shows-#WITHOUT blowing 100K on flying 6 people out to haunted houses or paying 20 people to make and produce ONE lets play video#in short: Watcher... get your shit together.#watcher entertainment#we are watcher#watcher#shane medej#ryan bergara#steven lim
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desensitize your wizard bomb early and often
#bg3#gale of waterdeep#gale x tav#gale bg3#gale dekarios#i wouldve played bg3 way hornier if gale wasn't so chaste. AH WELL#early game gale is like “wait 'wizard' is slang for incel?? wtf that's not fair” and then proceeds to have the most chaste romance#yeah bud. wizard means incel#what if gale fucked way more than any of his wizard colleagues but that still means he didnt get laid til like 25#and he's convinced he's a total chad in normal society#anyway happy valentines lol#sune
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Olive Branch
Wrong Move
#bad touch... 2! anyway to save everyone from a novella in the tags i will be replying to this post afterward with some directors commentary#EDIT: go look in the replies for a link to my director's commentary with bonus thumbnails#this has been sat around for like 2-3 months unfinished for reasons i will expand upon there. lol#isat spoilers#isat#isat fanart#isat siffrin#isat loop#isat isabeau#isafrin#isiloop#sifloop#sloops#sloopis#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#lucabyteart#emplore u to not look at the anatomy too hard here because i basically took the executive decision to IGNORE THAT SHIT to get this finished#so its absolutely scuffed as is the spacial reasoning of the whole thing. theyre just laid next to each other in a bed/on a bedroll#just bc i have no fucking clue how clear any of that is. like at all#also i do promise that most of the time when im bashing the dolls together in my head it is like 90% yay what if they healed and were happy#but like. im not drawing that. lol. everyone else can go do that. im here to articulate concepts rather than make nice emotions#so . priorities. anyway sorry isabeau being tied up in this unfinished larger comic meant i didnt draw u for ages elsewhere#theres enough isafrin out there i dont need to contribute
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Eddie posts a Tiktok from bed late one night that starts with him giving the camera a flat look but his gaze shifts to something behind it. When he flips the camera around, you see Steve pacing along the bottom of the bed, his phone to his ear.
Steve: Why is he not answering? I’ve called three times
Eddie: I don’t know. Maybe he’s getting laid like I thought I was going to be
Steve, shushing Eddie because his call was answered: Henderson
Steve: Why did you schedule an event in the calendar for two hours on Saturday for ‘Lizards?’ I don’t trust that shit at all. What are you doing?
Eddie, flipping the camera back to himself: Thanks, Dustin. Butthead.
#the preset to this was some very promising touching and then Steve getting an alert that an event was added to the group calendar#Steve looks at it has junkyard flashbacks and says ‘uh fuck no’ and now#Eddie is not getting laid tonight#eddie munson tiktok saga#steve harrington#eddie munson#dustin henderson
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they were sleeping together at this point
#fr i think Cas was in Dean's room many of those nights + just hanging out even if they only talked/sat in silence + watching him sleep#like that is my goggles-off version#goggles on i think they were fucking on the nights cas was in the bunker both when things were looking up + when antsy and frustrated..#like when Dean comes back from purgatory pissed they lost Gabriel…#Castiel like… ok not getting laid tonight but is so glad he’s back…. + Dean is glad to be back even though he feels so guilty…#nice to be in his own bed in his own room + not the dirt with fucking ketch of all people!!#misses his bed… misses his pillow… even though he can’t sleep#but Cas is there to talk to him… or just sit in silence until he finally crashes..#whatever man#supernatural#dean winchester#castiel
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just thought about the possibility of the surviving yellowjackets getting rescued and going home and seeing their own graves. they were missing for 19 months, probably presumed dead for a lot of that. their families probably made arrangements and had headstones installed over empty caskets.
#maybe not even seeing them but just Knowing your grave is there. empty. has got to fuck you up.#watching your friends' bones get laid to rest while your grave sits there empty and Waiting. thinking about the things you did to help put#them there and how it could have and maybe should have been yours being filled too.#ri.txt#yellowjackets
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@chuliann
“He sees the relationship (friend) as positive”
Wiki belongs to PaintedHen
Transcript:
To Wiki: Are Wiki sans and Blue sans friends?
Wiki: He-
Blue: HELL YEAH WE ARE!
#art#utmv#comic#wiki sans#blue sans#swap sans#ok the last comic was mostly just for fun#but now I really do wanna see a tv show of these two lol#so much potential#blue inviting wiki to a party#and wiki saying stuff people didn’t wanna hear even though they asked#‘how many chicks do you think I can get at the end of the night?’#‘your desperation to ignore your problems by drinking and getting laid are negatively affecting your social interactions… so zero’#‘… damn man you could’ve just tell me to fuck off or something’
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I’m just very obsessed with the idea that mihawk is useless in a weapon less fight like he cannot throw a punch or get out of a pin to save his life like one he can’t kick he’s done out for the count, and this is why Shanks ends most of their duels this way. Because he’s a filthy cheater and Mihawk is even worse off because it’s Shanks pining him and he has eaten a lot of dirt.
Shanks decides to teach him the art of fighting dirty cause he’s nice that way but also let’s just say that Shanks likes being in a pin a little too much
#the first time mihawk pins him straddling his hips he smiles shanks looks up and swears he sees god#but yeah this position definitely escalated things a lot of times#Shanks is playing 3-d chess on how to get laid#I love the idea of especially when they were much younger and mihawk was marginally less serious a lot#their duels ended with them wresting in the dirt#and because I cannot for the life of me imagine Mihawk throwing a punch I’m just going to assume he was hilariously bad at this as well#like he’s not terrible at wresting but once you have him pinned no weapon in hand that’s it he’s done#but even with like a pen he would fucking take your light out#this is the only thing they do where Shanjs can really win and Mihawk hates it (so he claims the full body blush says otherwise)#one piece#throwing thoughts to the void#dracule mihawk#op#hawkeye mihawk#mishanks#akagami no shanks#shanks#red haired shanks#akataka#mihawk x shanks
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#xmen#x men 97#x men 97 spoilers#nightcrawler#he was not fucking around#not a finger was getting laid on his sister#lil blue man was spitting facts this episode#magneto was right
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what is your opinion on the situation?
I've been at work all day so I haven't been able to sit down with stuff fully, it also seems like Caiti is planning to release a statement later today with more information I think? So I'd like to get her response there, but based on what I've seen so far I think I fall more on the side of "people made some dumb choices and should learn from them" than anything else.
Consent is messy and it gets messier when people start lying or are drunk. In this case, both Caiti and George were drunk. From what I understand, either Caiti had a 21+ wristband from the vidcon party, or her friend group did and assumed since she was drinking with them, she was also 21+.
Honestly, when it comes to the matter of underage drinking, I don't think it's even remotely fair to place blame on Dream/George for that. The blame there lies with Caiti deciding to drink while under 21, and on her friends, Ghostie and the other person present who were both over 21. Unlike Dream/George, both of them knew Caiti and knew exactly how old she was and were letting her drink. They were also letting her drink with no one sober and no one making sure she got home.
Now, Caiti is 18 and also I'm not a goddamn square, I'm not gonna stand here and be like "oh no drinking at 18 clutch my pearls" but like, if people are going to blame other people for that situation, that very much lies with Caiti's friends who knew they had an underage person drinking with them. I feel like people are weirdly assigning blame to Dream/George for not like, iding every person they hang out with (particularly if she had a 21+ bracelet at vidcon, which would mean she already got IDed). While completely avoiding placing any blame on the people who 100% knew they were taking an 18 year old drinking without a doubt.
Putting that aside, from my understanding George's side is he believed at the time that she was having fun, and the most they did was cuddle on a couch with other people there. He believed at the time that everything was cool, and that she later decided she was uncomfortable with what happened.
Honestly, I don't really think that's an unfair reading. At this same party, her best friend was there and from Ghostie's own words, she also didn't realize Caiti was uncomfortable until several months later when Caiti told her. If her best friend didn't notice she was uncomfortable or see anything wrong, then I find it hard to think anyone else would pick up on it.
There's certainly risks taken here that I wouldn't have taken. I think that George needs to do better with checking for consent and maybe vetting the people you're hanging out with. Although I also understand that doing a full background check on everyone you ever meet is an absurd requirement and if, at the time, they trusted the person that they actually invited, I get how that shit happens. Per consent, given that he was also drunk, I get how it may've appeared to him that he had consent. I do think it's still something to work on, but I'm also perfectly aware that in real life, people are often going off vibes and social cues, and sometimes those don't mash.
I also think that Caiti's friends have been pretty shitty throughout this. They take no responsibility for having let an 18 year old drink and then ditching her. They are absolutely milking drama out of this shit and they have a weird obsession with blaming Dream for shit he had no fault in.
As for Dream, I don't think he did anything wrong here. Full stop. If Caiti's best friend didn't notice that she was uncomfortable or unhappy, it's insanely unreasonable to expect Dream to have managed that. He was also drunk and hanging out with people, and he had no way of knowing Caiti was underage. None of that shit was his fault, and his statement seems very measured and reasonable. People are trying to blame him for things that he had absolutely no part in, and the UK group are absolutely trying to pull that shit.
Overall, sounds like several people involved made dumb choices, I hope they learn and grow. Otherwise all of this honestly sounds like shit that should've been talked out privately and not tossed to the internet for speculation. Human beings are messy and will fuck up sometimes. This feels like a case of miscommunication and people making risky choices that left people with some hurt.
Again, I may change my mind with further evidence presented, but that's how it feels to me.
#dreamwastaken#georgenotfound#discourse#sif speaks#sif answers#idk man I think I just have more irl experience with these sorts of situations#like#shit happens in real life#and I think maybe part of the problem with like twitter#is you have a lot of 15 year olds that have never been drunk or fucked in their lives#who are totally sure they know exactly how consent works and how sex goes in real life#I really liked the greendot talk I got about it back in college#I should find a recording of that sometime for people#It laid it out really well that consent is not an on-off switch#It's a door that you're opening#and depending on the circumstances you take risks with how you're opening it#0 risk is like the two of you have a formal plan#and have signed contracts#and then you start to move up through situations that can be more risky that something goes wrong#and someone gets hurt#And honestly for irl consent I found that was so much more of a valuable framework to look at things through
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men who can be sooo afflicted. with curses and blights. dndads doodles :•)
id in alt text, click 4 higher res !!!
#my art#getting back into digtal after 6ish months. psychological equivalent of being fucked directly in the ass by a stingray.#because why is krita laid out like that. literally no one has ever asked for a ui that poorly calibrated.#okay grievances over. love these guys so dearly. hope nothing bad happens to them.#dungeons and daddies#dndads#dndads s1#glenn close#darryl wilson#paeden bennetts#dndaddies#ron stampler#terry jr#henry oak#henry oak garcia#erin oneil#c - dndads#cw blood#blood cw#dndads spoilers#so painfully vague and all the way from s1 but. just in case.#lmk if i need to tag anything else
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Queer as Folk – 2.15: Rage Against This Machine
#britin#queer as folk#cinematv#filmtvcentral#smallscreensource#userstream#dailyflicks#userange#mlmsource#usergay#tvarchive#lgbtedit#userrlaura#asdfghjkl#poor brian he waited up patiently all night for justin to come home and he arrives late#mikey then interrupts them with his phonecall#finally he thinks he can fuck his boyfriend in peace and said boyfriend promptly falls asleep and he doesn't get laid#they were already struggling being down to four times a day i fear this sent him insane for the rest of the episode#rip brian#😔#his dramatic flop down onto the bed pls ilhsm#2x15
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I see so so many videos and comments and discussion from people including artists expressing grievance and cringing in one way or another at modern and performance art, and all I can think is damn. That sort of art is really goddamn effective when it gets this much publicity and attention from people trying to cope because it gets under their skin so easily and not realizing the irony
At this point there's no modern or performance art I don't respect (other than ones that cause harm to animals 😐) just for being able to so effortlessly get reactions out of people. Like the "who's afraid of yellow, red and blue" paintings that to most people look like solid boring colors, 'how in the world is that art?' and all that, and yet, fittingly for its name, it gets vandalized (and is also impossible to restore because no one can replicate the intricate technique of the author). Some things never change. Godspeed modern and performance artists
#I used to not get much of modern or performance art and there's still a lot I dont but with each video I see dissing it I love it more#I never stop thinking about this one yt short of some guy going “this is art?? wouldnt you want some REAL art?”#and then they show off their dem0n slayer standees or something lmao. girl. honestly effective advertising though but makes me laugh#There is so much fucking awesome and interesting modern and performance art out there that really does commentate on the world effectively#when this is how people react by default then of COURSE it does. It's so easy to get a strong reaction#like the one performance art piece of the woman who just stood there and laid out a bunch of tools for people to use with no instruction#and gradually people got more brave and abused the hell out of her. only a few used the tools to do anything nice but still she stood there#the only performance art that everyone should disapprove of is the one that harms animals#two women I think made this piece that was a curtain made out of small live animals and crustaceans. that shit can go#and yet every video trying to disapprove of modern art showcases pieces that look interesting to me and not that#like its so easy to point at that and go “guys this is not art!” like yeah. it isnt. but only that#blabber
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supernatural s1e16 shadow (w. eric kripke)
No, bite her. Don't leave teeth marks though, I mean just enough to where—
dean is invested and ready to help 📝
#supernatural#spn 1x16#spn meg#spn gifs#supernatural gifs#sam winchester#dean winchester#sam and dean#project get sam laid#normal amount of investment in getting your little brother laid i'm sure#eric kripke#i will say though that i think the jump from dean being upset/mad about sam bitching to meg about him when they were fighting to full tilt#trying to get sam to go fuck meg is a little weird and i think there's some convo/time there that would make that seem a little less sudden#but i also think eric probably really wanted to hit certain lines so come hell or high water those were gettin in :p#mygifs#spngifs#see what happens when i start watching the episode again 🥴#i had to remake these. something went wonky with the video and they were choppy :S
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2023 Brazilian Grand Prix - Fernando Alonso & Oscar Piastri exchanging helmets
#WHAT IF I SCREAMED WHAT IF I LAID ON THE FLOOOR AND CRIED#okay like i know logically the knew esch other for a while#with oscar being in nando's kart school and then them being in alpine togehther#BUT ITS STILL REALLT SPECIAL TO ME TO SEE MY TWO FAV DRIVERS ON THE GRID INTERSCT????#me and dru are having an emotional breakdown rn ����😭😭#mark webber just came in his pants i know this.#also very funny to see them interact bcs my god neither of them can ever both do great in a race at the same tkme#i wonder if we'll ever get a podium :< maybe !!!#also kinda sad they didnt write any messages on each others helmets 😭#Fernando: i fucked your boss. Oscar: i fucked your bestie#and the rest of the video is sooo cute with oscar talking about how theyve been planning it for a while 🥺🥺#AND THE PICS ON ASTON'S INSTA ARE SOOOOO CUTE!!!! THEYRE SO HAPPPYYYYY#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso#oscar piastri#2023 Brazilian gp#fa14#op81#we do a little bit of f1
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To me the difference between alastors and voxs character energy is that alastor seems like he has made out with every male he has ever interacted with while vox seems like he needs to make out with every male he has ever interacted with
#make out as in literal just kissing btw#alastor the aroace king#tho In alastors case is just the tension he has w literally every fucking male character he encounters . just that#pretty sure he has never and will NOT ever make out with anyone . dude is repulsed by the bare thought probably#on the other hand vox NEEDS to get laid#on god#its like#seeing alastor w any other male character: this feels like they have made out#seeing vox w any other male character: oh he wants to make out w him SO BAD#anyways#alastor#vox#hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel vox
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