#gerard is my favorite

[i-miss-my-guitar]

Here is what my 2 year old brother calls the MCR members, and also some stuff he's said about them.

For context he either said this stuff while watching "I'm not okay (I promise) or Na Na Na.

[sarcastic-positivity]

my sons Gerry and Martin <33

[s1ushyz]

He's honestly a ray of sunshine

[paralien]

[otteritos]

"The reviews [of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge] were largely positive, though one negative one would stick in Gerard's mind. 'There was one criticism that I still remember,' he recalled. 'It said something like, "Why would you want to watch this guy run around onstage whining about his nana?" It was the one thing I read that made me think, "I hope this guy falls under a bus." How fucking shitty a human being do you have to be to say that?'"

— Tom Bryant's Not the Life It Seems: The True Lives of My Chemical Romance

[earlycuntsets]

had to transcribe this - too many defining moments

host: we got marty. marty's gonna come on the show. come on in. (introductions) come on in here (x3) now marty's brought a little something/something for you guys um marty, what have you brought for the gentlemen? I saw it. actually lets get them first, bring em out (x3)

tv lady: frankkk. FRANKK

frank: get away from me. get the hell away

tv lady: frank

frank: NO istg i'll start punching people

tv lady: (in the distance) FRANK GET OVER HERE

frank: goodbye!

spider guy: so frank apparenly loves it

tv lady: frank is gone he totally vaulted (I looked this up as a verb means leap)

gerard: look they left!

ray: he peaced out

gerard: see, the thing is...

spider guy: that's lola (some kinda) tarantula. we've got a nice little petting zoo for you guys to take a look at

host: do any of you guys want to touch that at all?

gerard: no-

spider guy: no ones ever been hurt by a tarantula. they're harmless

host: tarantulas cannot hurt you

tv lady: do you like spiders gerard?

gerard: they don't really bother me. frank is deathly- he's deathly afraid of spiders

tv lady: aw I feel bad now

gerard: yeahhh well you should (lol jk)

ray: is it gonna bite

gerard: nah, he just got outta here before he got too scared. they don't bite! T O R O go for it!

ray: alright (holds the spider) get it off me GET IT OFF ME

spider guy: alright we're gonna put her back. I got something you might like instead of the tarantula

ray: no this is actually kinda cool

gerard: hey frank can you hear me? they have scorpions!

tv lady: i'll go get him

ray: they brought snakes

spider guy: this is reggie. reggies our baby boa constrictor. friendly snakes lotta people have heard of them.

host: will it bite?

spider guy: not gonna bite ya not gonna hurt ya.

host: give it to me i'm gonna take it outside. i'm a little nervous though why don't you take it outside? (to gerard)

gerard: nOOO way man

spider guy: try her on, if you don't want to hold the snake. the snake will hold you.

host: lets go to (unintelligible) it's not so bad

gerard: no this is fine right here. lets get him off now. its actually. 🇮🇹 it's like a big piece of baloney

tv lady: frank won't come in i've tried to get him

gerard: yeah he won't it's because you have a spider in a box

lady: get it off me! (etc.)

much on demand 2005

[empty-pools-vacant-alleyways]

if songs suddenly became edible i would immediately chow down on this is how i disappear

[trashponcho]

I love him.

[notchemicallybalanced]

Bots stop posting boobies in the MCR tag challenge (Level: IMPOSSIBLE)

[smeagles]

Headfirst for Halos - Newark 9/21

[s1ushyz]

This fucking guy and his silly late night celebration picture

[saturdayisover]

[transjudas]

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[dailygwhiz]

day 67

[wistyxx]

He was so so real for this.