#geovanny hopkins

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Geovanny still fulfills his dadly duty of making a grand meal. Pollux helps, sort of.

Dad level: Super

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Meanwhile, Pollux’s only friend is his cat.

Ares comes home and sets himself on fire.

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Geovanny it’s your baby daughters birthday party WHY ARE YOU IN THE SLUIT

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Are you fucking serious. What for?!

‘Uhhhh…. Skipping class to smoke weed?’

… are you for real. Is this kid for real.

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Geovanny looks about as surprised as any of us that Merope plans to go to prom at all.

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Also did I ever mention I got a mod that autosets interests and whatnot and Geovanny came out like this. He’s also into right wing politics which I HATE but it TRACKS

like look at him he hates the news he just wants to f and have a million kids and have his wife be pregnant 24/7

like

yeah.

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The Gardenses went for a little ski trip for winterfest because I didn’t feel like decorating the house again lol

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don’t mind me just admiring my gshaded himbo

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doncha hate it when you’re trying to hang out with the girl you like but your shirtless dad comes in and ruins the vibe

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The fam came over for Harvest Fest and I finally had to start seriously deciding who was going to come because we have too many kids for our whole extended family to fit at the table.

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Geovanny fixes Merope’s kotatsu. Ares doesn’t take no shit (pun intended).

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the blondes are skilling.

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After single-handedly fighting to steer the conversation to anywhere less awkward (and looking like she’s trying to convince Opal to be excited about her own engagement), Comet finally says fuck it and just makes it as awkward as possible.

Not pictured: one of the fuckbois in the back spent their entire date trapped in a tiny pond I’m certain he wasn’t supposed to be able to be in, swimming in a tight circle. I was very worried he would die.