#georgeweasleyheadcanons

[retvenkos]

“you to me are everything.”

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BEING MARRIED TO GEORGE WEASLEY??? AND FRED IS ALIVE??? THAT HAS TO GO A LITTLE BIT LIKE THIS...

so george is literally the sweetest weasley, fite me on that

this boy has the softest smiles

of course, the most beautiful laugh

and a heart that bleeds for others

you are honestly so lucky to have him, tbh

and he grew up with a loving family, so you know this guy is in it for the long haul

fred likes to joke about how whipped he is

percy joins in

george is 10/10 that person to make breakfast in the morning before going to work, and leave you some with a cute little note

i mean, molly is his mom. george knows how to cook. and he does it so well.

and breakfast is his favorite meal of the day (you know it’s true), so i hope you are down to eat breakfast at like, one in the afternoon because he stayed up late,  a g a i n 

oh, and i hope you know that fred is going to be over at your house all the time

because he’s still living that bachelor life and definitely makes fun of george for having grown up on him. 

he has a huge crush on angelina johnson, tho, and you and george try to not so subtly get them together.

but it’s okay, because fred is always polite enough to do the dishes before he leaves

which is good because, uhhh, george would rather die than do the dishes

he just really hates it

and can i just say that domestic george weasley is the best george weasley???

he has a lot of mom skills™ because molly would not let her kids out into the world without being prepared for their spouse, who is most definitely NOT going o have to do all the work

so he can sew and knit

although he’s not very good at the latter

he also has a lot of random knowledge on gardening, and the two of you grow your own vegetables together

as the two of you get older, it is your most cherished time together

and he’s handy with a lot of cleaning spells

although, sometimes the trick is figuring out how to get him to use them

promising him a kiss usually does the trick

also, george is happy almost all of the time???

he will be that person that sings in the shower

he will dance with you in the mornings

he will sit down on the couch with you and talk about the future for hours on end

he will make jokes across the kitchen counter and encourage you to share ideas you have for the joke shop

he gets sad, though, at night

but you will make tea or hot chocolate and sit up with him while the two of you talk about the battle of hogwarts

you will run your hands through his hair and whisper that everything will be okay while he cries into your shoulder

you will draw or write or read with him while his mind is full of dark thoughts

oh, and if you are with george, i hope you are prepared to be a part of the weasley family (which includes harry, you know), because they are a handful

arthur loves you to pieces, from the moment he first met you

he is so excited that george found “a good egg” and will talk with you about literally anything you are interested in. he is the ultimate father-in-law.

molly, on the other hand, needs some convincing because she is vvv protective of her boys

but once she warms up to you, she is the best mother-in-law you could possibly ask for. you can help her with baking (and learn a trick or two) or you can read with her

she’s been getting into a lot of new hobbies now that all of her boys are grown and have left the house

she’d love to have you over at any time

then we have bill and fleur, who are super nice because they had to go through this whole in-law thing first, and they have a lot of tips and tricks

then charlie, who is so cool to hang out with, but is hard to catch when he’s in town. when he is, there’s usually a big get together at the burrow and so you end up associating him with a full house with a lot of laughter

then percy, who is really a character. he’s grown to be less uptight in his later years, but he still tries to rise above his station just a little bit.

but he’s always good to tell stories. he gets lost in menial details sometimes, but he does great, overall.

if you ever want an account of what any of the weasleys were like years ago, it’s him you go to.

he should really start scrapbooking, tbh.

then theres fred, who loves you like crazy, and always pretends to be george for laughs, but really likes how good you are for his brother deep down

btw, he’s a sappy drunk, so if you get him enough firewhiskey...

then we have ron, who is really just astounded that george picked up someone as kind as you. he gives you your space, mostly, but definitely goes to you for advice

we finally get a girl in with ginny, and she is honestly the one who is the most intimidating, she get’s it from he mom. the relief is, though, that she knows what she likes, and she liked you early on.

she maybe makes joking threats about what she would do if you hurt her brother, though, which used to set you on edge in the beginning.

and, at the end of it all, we have harry.

he is honestly such a pal. i mean, he’s the one you can go too if you ever need a break from the crazy. he’s gotten really good at knowing how to balance life with the weasleys, as he is a fellow outsider, fleur included.

the three of you are pretty good friends.

okay, but back to george!

this man??? he loves affection.

please hold his hand !!! he loves the way your hand fits with his.

and give him kisses on the cheek!!!

bonus points if you have to stretch up or lean down to do so

he likes to kiss you on the neck when you guys are cuddling

he just feels so at home when the two of you are close together.

but, uhh, i hope you know that george is rotten at doing laundry.

it’s his longest, most hated enemy.

he also really hates cleaning the bathroom.

and he leaves his stuff everywhere, it’s a habit of his that dies hard.

but i hope you know that if you tolerate him, he will do anything for you.

he is 10/10 that person to write you letters because he’s not so great with words in the moment.

and he will tell you, again and again that he would do anything and everything for you, all you have to do is ask

AND FLUFF ENSUES.