#georgenot found

[lucidpeech]

we are so so proud of you

[andthingsleftover]

George Not Found struggles to open and use an icing dispenser for 60 seconds.

[orkidays]

"Georgenot found killed 4 entities" in the chat 😭😭😭

[nervouswaltz]

shirts 4 dnf that say “i’m georgenot-fucking-found” and “i’m fucking georgenotfound”

[fapper]

JUST SAW A GUY WHO LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE GEORGENOT FOUND

[keroseneinhalers]

i’m not allowed to look at pictures of georgenot found anymore for this exact reason (his childbearing hips and feminine jawline tempt me into squalor and sin)

the dream team are like bitter exes to me. they took up so much of my time and now i prey on their downfall while knowing entirely too much about them, like when you get mad on your exes birthday and think about how much you hate them. anyway i know thats insane and yet 🥰 anyway who wants to bet on who will sell out next. i think it will be george and he will drag dream down with him. and then they will both get in legal trouble for forgetting to stream and sapnap will continue to live outside in a doghouse with a pc thats childlocked to only access porn, valorant, and twitch.tv

[bistaxx]

People on this SMP really do just make countries to cope instead of going to therapy

[thatoneao3writer]

i meant to send this like yesterday, but stuff happened so here it is now ( pretend it’s still mother’s day )

before birth giver’s day is officially over *cough* this has been half done in my notes *cough*, here are my hc about what each character does ( if their mother is dead i might include things about what they did before she dies, or they’re included at the end )

i’m doing Skeppy first so i don’t forget him - you wouldn’t think that making your son leave your solar system and marry someone he clearly wasn’t interested in would strain your relationship, but here we are. he still tries to send flowers, or the version of that on his planet, he tries to reconnect, and ed entails does but it takes a while

Dream, Foolish, and Puffy - the sons plan lovely days together with Puffy, but they constantly argue over where Dream got all these nice things. they go to brunch and spend the day doing all of Puffy’s favorite things, but let her spend the night by herself ( read as dinner with Niki after finally bringing up the courage to asked her out )

George - loves his mother but regrets seeing her cause he knows he has to lie to her the whole time, but he’s in another country so he can just send a nice card, a gift, and some flowers, and a really long face time call in a corner of his room he made sure looked like a dorm room

Karl - spends the day with his mom but brings Sapnap and Quackity around for lunch cause they can’t celebrate

Sapnap and Quackity - after lunch with Karl’s mom they spend the rest of the day with just the two of them, it’s not the great for either of them

Sam - spends the day with his mom, invites Ponk but he doesn’t want to go out in his civilian persona ( and also hates mother’s day, lost of people here do, for obvious reasons )

Ponk - every year, he sends some flowers and a nice card and says it’s from an old friend of Ponk and knows it will be hard for her but wants to make her feel better, would visit as often as he could but as his superhero identity, for various “superheroing” reasons

Tubbo - i feel like he would get his whole family together, like all for her cousins and grandparents and aunts and uncles *cough* Schlatt *cough* and they just hand out in their backyard, and Tubbo started bringing Ranboo and they love him too

Tommy - spends the whole day with his mom doing everything she asks, no hero stuff, just trying not to burn the house down as he makes dinner

Ranboo - mans doesn’t have a mother, but he likes to go the the Tubbo family event and he really likes it there

everyone else hangs out together, trying to not let the day suck so bad. they had a party once and those that had gotten over the loss were more willing to do something, but considering how many people lost someone recently or it’s more traumatic, they don’t really end up doing much, just sitting together, eating junk food and cheap takeout, and watching movies

i tried to include everyone but if there’s anyone i forgot feel free to add them!

- 🦕

Aww these are all so sweet! Until you realize Karl doesn't have a mother- iayvfusdfvcs /hj

Anyway- I love them all Dino! :D

[c-r-ash-crash]

The Time Travelling Pig: Ch. 4

AO3 link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/27810766/chapters/68185298

Summary: Fundy has a talk

Fundy paced around the room nervously, tail flicking from side to side.

George glanced up at him. “I’m sure he’ll be fine, Fundy. This was his first death. He’ll respawn. Just...try and relax.” It sounded like he was trying to convince himself more than anything.

Fundy paused for a moment and tried to slow the beating of his heart. He had just about managed it before another thought crossed his mind. “How do we know that though? None of us knew him before we came to the SMP.”

“I know, Fundy,” George said through gritted teeth. “I get it. I’m just as worried as you are, ok? I have no clue what’s going to happen. But your pacing is only making things worse. Just sit down and wait.”

There was silence for a moment.

“I-I...yeah-yeah, ok.” Fundy sat down on the bench next to George, and the other man scooted over to give him more room. They sat in silence for the next ten minutes or so. George fiddled with his glasses absentmindedly, and Fundy wrung his hands together, tail flicking nervously.

Finally, a door at the opposite end of the room creaked open. Fundy’s head snapped up, and he saw Dream standing in the doorway. His mask was off, and he had taken off his green hoodie.

George’s shoulders slumped in relief, and he nodded in greeting. “Hey, Dream.”

After a moment, Dream smiled. “Hey, George. Fundy.”

The fox leapt to his feet and ran to Dream, throwing his arms around the man. “Thank the gods you’re ok!” Fundy sobbed into Dream’s shoulder. He pulled back and studied the warrior’s face. “How much do you remember?”

“I-there was a duel,” Dream said, slowly. “It-it was with Technoblade. He won didn’t he?”

Fundy nodded. “L’manburg’s independent now,” he said with a grin.

“Yeah, I guess they are. And you’re part of L’manburg,” Dream said, as if it were just dawning on him. “Why are you so worried about me then?”

Fundy’s brow furrowed. Memory loss wasn’t unheard of during respawns, but surely Dream wouldn’t have forgotten about him. “Babe, why wouldn’t I be worried?”

“Babe?” Dream said, before a flicker of recognition seemed to cross his expression. “Oh, um right, yes.”

The fox studied him a little more closely. “You are ok, aren’t you?” Fundy said worriedly.

“I’m fine,” Dream said. “But Fundy, why didn’t you try to stop that duel?”

“What-what do you mean? Do you have any idea how suspicious that would look? Everyone would think I was the next Eret.”

“Then just tell them we’re together,” Drea said, a bit more hotly then he meant to.

Fundy pulled back. “Are you kidding? My dad would kill me if he found out we were seeing each other. And then he’d try to kill you. No. Absolutely not. It’s not an option.”

“Really? Or are you just scared of what might happen?”

Fundy flinched. “Dream, you know that’s not-” Clearly, the hurt must have shown on his face, because Dream pulled him in for a hug.

“I’m sorry, Fundy. I wasn’t thinking. You’re right. There’s no way your father would be okay with you dating the enemy. Maybe...maybe once L’manburg gets up and running, and once things cool down, your father might be a little more open-minded.”

“Gods, I hope so,” Fundy murmured into Dream’s shoulder. “Speaking of, I need to get back. Everyone’s probably wondering where I went. I’ll see you later, Dream.” He smiled and turned to leave. Fundy waved and skipped out the door. After a moment, Dream returned the wave, but Fundy was already gone.

[kat-got-lost]

hello hello!!!! could i perhaps request some poly!dt hcs w a transmasc s/o? (only if ur comfy writing it tho!) tysm <3

(A/N aaaa as a transmasc person this request made me super happy :D was very fun to write, tried a new format with this just because i didn’t really know what to write) 

poly!dt x transmasc!reader (he/they pronouns used :)

warnings// mentions of dysphoria (talks about them comforting you on a bad dysphoria day), really light mention transphobia 

genre// fluff, angst if you squint r e a l l y hard

format// headcanons, drabble 

these boys love you so much, they do as much as they can to make you feel comfy 

bad dysphoria days

these boys would be so sweet if your dysphoria was particularly bad that day 

dream absolutely pampers you

you want his hoodie? of course, take all of them! you wanna dress up and go out someplace fancy? he’s already making reservations and telling sapnap nd george. you just wanna cuddle with him and watch TV? that’s great too, he’s already on the couch waiting for you to snuggle up with you

(if you don’t/can’t wear a binder just skip the line under this, reminder that even if you don’t wanna/can’t bind ur still so valid ily bby my dms r always open <33 /p)

if it was a really r e a l l y bad day, he would encourage you to wear one of his larger hoodies because he knew if you got your binder on you probably wouldn’t take it off until a couple days later. of course if you really wanted he wouldn’t stop you, but he’d instead remind you to take it off after 7 hours 

dream goes all out, he does anything to distract you from how you’re feeling. he cooks/helps you make your comfort food and you spend the rest of the day cuddled up in blankets watching your favorite shows or playing games with george and sap 

sapnap is very affectionate with you

he doesn’t always know what to do when you’re having a bad day but he offers you all the support and comfort he can 

will drown you in his hoodies, blankets and cuddles 

he’ll probably bake with you or bake for you, he’ll make cupcakes, bread, brownies, anything he thinks you’d enjoy

george is so soft with you

he’ll be gently cuddling you and tracing shapes and circles on your arms and back

just has a nice lazy day with you and your two other boyfriends 

so sweet about everything, lets you cry into his chest if you need to whisphering out quiet “shh it’s okay baby let it out” or he’d let you rant about how ever you were feeling letting out a “it’s alright, get it all out love, im right here” while running his fingers through your hair/slowly running his hand up and down your back

all three of them are so sweet and so caring when you’re having a bad day and are willing to do whatever they can to make you feel better 

confronting a transphobe

dream is the one who tries his best to be calm and rational about it

he’ll calmly tell whoever’s being transphobic to you to “knock it off” with a cold smile

if they continue he’ll stop being as nice and glare with a scarily calm smile with an almost eerie calm voice “he’s my boyfriend and if you’re not gonna respect him i’m gonna need you to fuck off”

sapnap is the one trying to throw hands

literally you, dream, and george needed to restrain him from punching a couple of toxic fans who saw you guys and made some not so great comments 

would grab whoever invalidated you by their shirt collar and go “what’d you say bitch? that lovely person over there happens to by my boyfriend, and if you’re not gonna give him some basic respect im gonna need to get violent. so you’re either going to go give them an apology or fuck off.”

george would be the one who gives sends them death glares

he knows dream and sapnap have it covered so he mainly keeps his attention on you makin sure you’re alright

“you okay love? it’s alright, we’re here. don’t listen to them, you’re so valid sweetheart. you’re our handsome baby and no one can ever change that.”

sends whoever made nasty comments about you death glares while he hugs you and gently presses your face into his chest 

overall these boys are so sweet and adorable and they do everything they can to make you feel valid, safe, and loved

(A/N i am so tired, and so soft holy crap)

[crunchyblocks]

new spinoff meme of the "to the joker this is x" but its when something is colorful or has a color in the name and its like "to georgenotfound this is just x" or something idk im workshopping it

[sapnaptwt2]

hiii bestie <3 no idea what your fucked up post means but congratulations! (or not)

hii bestie hru

[sunshineduo]

georgenot found legitimately trying to identify the employee who moved his camera like hes literally going to kill a man in cold blood

[graysmiles-world]

georgenot found editors pls use the clip of slime saying how his first impression of george was how handsome he is idk why more ppl aren’t using that clip

[moved-19871997]

more of the world should have the same work ethic as georgenot found (does what he wants when he wants with who he wants And Is a millionaire)

[tinogiehd]

i miss georgenot found