#genuinely i love this stupid hc because it does nothing except allow more dumb shenanigans to happen

[slimepuparibaba]

honkai star rail twin stellarons au

so like this is just an excuse for me to have both caelus and stelle in the same room

like when the character select screen pops up theres just. an error that appears and silver wolf is just like

Silver Wolf: Hey, the Stellaron isn't stable in this one's body. Kafka: ...try the other one. SW: Nope. Kafka: ... Kafka: ...try... both of them? SW: ... SW: That in the script? Kafka: Eh, Stellaron's there either way. SW: SW, genuinely shocked: ...it worked. Kafka, nonchalantly: Well, Hallelujah.

and unfortunately for stelle and caelus, they have to remain in a very. very close radius. like. close. we don't know what happens if they're not in proximity of each other due to the split stellaron in their bodies.

Welt: Please, Caelus, Stelle. For the safety of everyone, stay in a 200 foot radius of each other. Caelus: What? But th-- Stelle: DOES THAT MEAN I HAVE TO BE AROUND HIM ALL THE TIME?! Caelus: Did you literally not hear what he j-- Stelle: EVEN WHEN HE NEEDS TO PISS?! Caelus: SIS! Welt: Vulgar, but ideally, yes. Stelle, gagging: EW. Caelus: It's a 200 foot radius... just wait outside the goddamn door... Stelle: WHAT AM I, YOUR BODYGUARD?! Caelus, raising his voice: YOU REALIZE I'M GONNA HAFTA DO THE SAME THING FOR YOU?! Stelle: SEE? SEE??? THIS IS WEIRD. Caelus: IT'S FOR THE SAFETY OF EVERYONE! Stelle: UM, F U C K SAFETY. WHAT ABOUT MY DIGNITY?!

they're basically handcuffed to each other cuz no one knows what happens if the halves of the stellaron are too far from each other and as such people on first glance think they're like a little too attached to each other

nah. that aint it. its just so the universe doesnt fucking explode lmao