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spinnysocks · 1 month

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time to share my stupidest crackship idea with the world >:]

(don't kill me this is all for funsies hgdjejd)

first off, kion x jasiri (disclaimer that i actually do ship them! them being together is important to this). jasiri and janja are sibling figures to each other. mzingo is janja's father figure, so he becomes jasiri's father figure as well. jasiri being “married” to kion means that janja and mzingo are technically on the royal family tree now. but you know where the actual crack comes in? janja x kiburi. why? because it's hilarious if the two guys who hated the royal family are now kinda part of the tree. also because i find janja x kiburi funny in general and wondered how i could make it funnier. but yeah, that's how three ex-bad outlanders made their way onto the royal family tree somehow /SILLY

#genuinely do not ask me how i thought of this I DON'T KNOW HFGDJDJDHKDHDUDKEBS #i was prob thinking about how much you can mess with the royal family tree with shipping #in a /pos and funny way #the pridelands when jasiri x kion: okay... we can get used to this eventually #the pridelands when janja x kiburi: why the fuck are the two guys who tried to kill us in the family tree.#which is honestly fair #i just find it funny hfhejejdhdj #like how bunga is TECHNICALLY a royal by being simba's technical brother #oh the aus you could make LOL #that's what i love about tlg #the au potential 👀👀#anyway. uh. what do i say #jasiri x kion real :]#spinny rambles #the lion guard #tlg #the lion guard thoughts #kion x jasiri #kion #jasiri #mzingo #janja #kiburi #crackship #crackships

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