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send me an au and i’ll give you 5+ headcanons about it 😊

NaruHina - SpyAU

NaruHina - space travel AU

Thanks! I came up with these in a few minutes. Hope you like!

NaruHina - Spy AU

1. Naruto and Hinata are both spies from the same spy training academy but Naruto sucks at being a spy. He is the clumsiest and insists on wearing this eye-bleeding shade of orange whenever he's on a mission and naturally doesn't do a good job of blending in. He has a complex about being the best spy EVER and shouts this out loud...a lot. Again, so many covers blown, so many times.

Hinata is so quiet, she blends in with the furniture and no one notices her, so she's much better at the job than Naruto. A higher-up (Kakashi? Tsunade? I think both...) decides to rein in Naruto and hopefully salvage any missions he's on, and assigns Hinata as his partner.

2. This backfires HORRIBLY...because Hinata has been in love with Naruto for years and becomes a clumsy mess around him too.

3. Naruto and Hinata are assigned to infiltrate the criminal group Akatsuki, and Naruto is so over-the-top about being the best spy dattebayo that no one in the group believes he is a real spy...refuge in audacity works for him. Hinata is also assumed to be a harmless little thing ("why are you even in a criminal group?") and gathering info is pretty easy for her.

4. Against all odds and with the help of inside agent Itachi, they successfully bust the criminal gang.

5. They get married with Naruto wearing a bright orange tuxedo and Hinata wearing a bright orange wedding gown. Naruto's former teacher Iruka is crying in joy that his beloved student is getting married and also crying in rage that he insisted on a bright orange theme for the wedding.

NaruHina - Space Travel AU

Astronaut Naruto forces the space travel director Kakashi to give astronauts dehydrated space ramen and furthermore to make that everyone's meal all the time. The other astronauts in the program hate him.

It proves a hit with the general public. Dehydrated ramen sales have never been higher. Naruto accidentally started a cult around dehydrated space ramen.

He tries to moon walk and trips.

He suggests a trip to Mercury or perhaps Venus on a TV talk show and is gently reminded that humans would die if they ever went to those planets. Not to be dissuaded, he begins suggesting trips to Neptune, Pluto, and the Andromeda Galaxy.

One day, scanning the newspaper, his eyes catch a headline, "Young lady beats astronaut's record for most dehydrated cup ramen consumed in one sitting." He makes it his mission to track her down. Then begins a whole other story...

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Thank you gentlesoulgentlefist! I think you’re right. And actually, I did start reading this fic…. It was angsty 🫠

“When She’s Done” by narutosleftpec - Rated E, Modern AU, Multi-chapter, Ongoing. The soft pads of her thumbs stroke his cheekbones and she looks at him in an adoring kind of way. Eyes glowing, cheeks rosy and lips tilted in a serene smile. When she leans in and finally kisses him, Naruto is reminded just how hopelessly in love he is with Hinata Hyuga.

Can you help me find a nh fic where naruto is raising bolt and hima with his new fiancee and nh is not together because her being involved in toneri and drugs and naruto has not given permission to hinata to meet the kids ??

I truly have no idea what story this is. Sounds ridiculously angsty.

Do you have an idea of which platform you read it on? Like ao3, ffnet, wattpad, or deviantart....or?

If this sounds familiar to anyone who sees this, please let us know or link the fic here!

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thanks, @saradesuchiha​ :)

cloud watching or stargazing // cherries or strawberries // messy room or tidy room // cooking or baking // blue pen or black pen // poetry or prose // loose clothes or fitted clothes // bookmark or dog-ear // orange or yellow // chocolate AND red velvet // rings or necklaces // netflix or cinema // monsoon AND autumn // late nights or early mornings // road trips or train/flight // candles or fairy lights // music streaming or record player // blinds or curtains // picnic date or carnival date // piano or violin // ice cream or frozen yogurt // museums or libraries // pancakes AND waffles // cookies AND brownies // moon or stars

tagging @gentlesoulgentlefist​, @powerful-niya​, @waterrolls​, and anyone else who wants to do this!

cloud watching or stargazing // cherries or strawberries // messy room or tidy room // cooking or baking // blue pen or black pen // poetry or prose // loose clothes or fitted clothes // bookmark or dog-ear // orange or yellow // chocolate or red velvet // rings or necklaces // netflix or cinema // monsoon or autumn // late nights or early mornings // road trips or train/flight // candles or fairy lights // music streaming or record player // blinds or curtains // picnic date or carnival date // piano or violin // ice cream or frozen yogurt // museums or libraries // pancakes or waffles // cookies or brownies // moon or stars

[happyocelot]

@dayseternal-blog, I think everyone's is judgemental 😂

It sounds like ancient greek epic poetry + hipster quotes, lol

Tagging @waterrolls, @badluckbrebis, @waddles-88, and @gentlesoulgentlefist.

lavender

oh moon child, restless sleeper, tell me what it's like to dream? you float along the margins of reality, picking up the pieces of fallen memories to sculpt into your own realm. you are searching, but your tongue is quiet, quiet, quiet. open your mouth and sing my dear, silence only does you good for so long. and here you planted roots in the darkness, where not even the moon can reach your leaves. there is such a thing as being too practical, for you sail your ship on perpetually calm waters, and never have you spotted land. your mind has wings, uncage them! allow yourself to dream, you are not too far gone. there is no such thing! trust in yourself dear.

Okay so I found this cute quiz here is mine

sobbing cause this is so so so idk but crying

tagging @uniquabackyardigans @sapphicshav @ittoswrld @katsusbitch @babyshoyo

[happyocelot]

🍓🛼🥤🍄🦷

🍓 ⇢ how did you get into writing fanfiction

Consolation Prize: Through Her Distorted Mirror was unfinished 😭

It's still unfinished. 😭

🛼 ⇢ describe your latest wip with five emojis

🤦‍♀️🐖🔪😵‍💫⁉️

🥤 ⇢ recommend an author or fanfic you love

The Gravity of Absence by matchaball. This is a NejiTen fic, but she's got great NaruHina ones too.

And the aforementioned Consolation Prize. I love @peppercornpress' fics too...she can write and draw.

🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings

Contrary to popular belief, Neji does not play the overprotective big brother to Hinata and actually supports NaruHina's relationship. He's relieved when he realizes she likes him and not some other moron. He'll never admit this, though.

🦷 ⇢ share some personal wisdom or a life hack you swear on

Advice to fic writers - Stoppp worrying what hypothetical someones might think about the rough draft sitting in your files. Just finish it. Don't kill your spirit with self-doubt. Then get a real someone to look at it with fresh eyes.

For inspiration, you could draw from personal anecdotes and watching people in your own life.

Writers Truth & Dare Ask Game

[shinosays]

"You said it would be easy to get her to do this." 

[capteinoblivious-archive]

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✾ - tv series i love

Another drama would be Hanzawa Naoki.

[happyocelot]

From the 51 questions prompt, 26, 29, 42, 44, and 46!

26. What language do you want to learn?

It would be cool to learn an ancient language...old forms of modern languages, etc.

29. Favourite style of clothing

I like various formal wear that I only put on very occasionally.

42. Do you like your handwriting?

I think it looks all right. Maybe I can post pics if people are interested.

44. Tea or coffee?

Tea!

46. Are you excited for anything?

Yesss. The weekend. 🤣

51 Questions

[shinosays]

"Wait, why is Tenten black and crispy?"

[ofkaiten]

gentlesoulgentlefist replied to your post:卍–––Missed it yesterday but… meh. She was tired,...

oh my god you remind me of Kim Kardashian I am so jealous

卍–––I hear that all the time and I honestly hate being compared to Kim K. But this was a compliment so I shall accept it graciously. Thank you bbu.

[dangerous-buns]

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PUT A “∞” IN MY ASK BOX AND I’LL SHUFFLE MY ITUNES AND GIVE YOU MY FAVORITE LYRIC FROM THE SONG THAT COMES UP

King and the Lion Heart - Of Monsters and Men

Howling ghosts – they reappearIn mountains that are stacked with fearBut you’re a king and I’m a lionheart.A lionheart.

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                                                      s t r a n g e r s have entered kirigakure.

                                      "State your business." the ruler says calmly as he steps out from the shadows.

[uchihamother-blog]

Accent!

If I get 10 ‘Accents’ I’ll record myself saying all this~

whoa whoa hi!! I’ve missed you!! dear god I never replied did I

{ 8/10 }

[happyocelot]

My guess is that you have a really cool hobby, like woodworking or scuba diving!

I don't have hobbies that could be considered cool, lol. One thing I have is wanderlust. I read up on all these places across the world, so that I can travel to them one day. It's my dream to visit so many places and see the sights. I have seen several awesome places and I want to see more. Traveling long-distance on road trips is always draining, but it's rewarding too.

[severedbond]

"You belong to ME"

Send 'You belong to ME' and watch how my muse reacts.

"You can start off my cleaning."

[naru-uzumaki]

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Send me a ♔ if you think I pull off my character well.

[ -- ♥ ] aw thank you bbu you are flawless ( ˘ ³˘)♥