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lesbianjodie · 3 years ago

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Please tell me the Detective Boys know vines and memes and use them frequently.

Shiho looking at a criminal trying to run from the cops: This bitch empty.

All the kids throwing rand shit: Yeet!

Conan firing up a soccer ball: YEET!!

I absolutely adore how you're asking me to tell you like I actually can decide what is canon........ fr Gosho Aoyama who????????? I own this series.

Anyways YES absolutely the detective boys DO know vines and memes and use them frequently and Shinichi introduced them to them bc she and Shiho were constantly making references to them and the boys got confused like????????????????? So he made it a game and made them translate them so now they might not know how to construct a phrase that is not saying what's their name or what's the weather like, but they absolutely can say "road work ahead? uh, yeah, I sure hope it does" and "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH stop!!!!!!!!! I could've dropped my croissant!!!!!!!!!!!!"

#HJKSDFHSDKJFHFKGJHFG VINES AS SECRET CODES #the detective boys hearing conan or ai call someone an empty bitch: OH HELL YEAH TIME TO THROW STUFF AT PEOPLE #conan: iiiiif your name is genta and youre very handsome come on raise your haand #at a crime scene getting told about the suspects by takagi: so they and the victim were roommates #all the detective boys simultaneously: OH MY GOD THEY WERE ROOMMATES #mitsuhiko: you're reading this wrong #genta: what's up I'm Genta I'm 7 and I never fucking learnt how to read #haibara @ conan after he pulls some dumb move or beats her at mario kart or whatever: I thought you were bae.... turns out you're just fam #ai: hey I'm lesbian #ayumi: I thought you were japanese????????'#conan after genta eats his third plate of rice with eel that afternoon: does it feel good??#genta: a #anyway yeah you can get the vibes #detective conan #tantei dan my beloveds #achievement unlocked: tantei dan has gained access to english swear words!!!#haibara ai #edogawa conan #detective boys #dcmk #asks #anon #kudou shinichi #shiho miyano

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