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[kazuhasmaid]

the miss and the bartender

diluc x fem!reader

word count: 1,145

genre: suggestive

warnings/side notes: diluc asking if you're crazy but it's actually you making HIM crazy. she/her pronouns, lowercase intended, not proofread i never do.

a/n; SVAJSHSK I WROTE THIS WAYYY BACK like 5 months back to when i didn't even have diluc yet, so ig this was like me pining for diluc and writing to manifest him, cause i literally got him right after this then c2 kaeya came too

you're a lady of mondstat, not too seen, not too invisible either. on a midnight walk, thirsty for something pleasurable you find yourself in nothing but your sleepwear that you couldn't afford to care about, not when you're on the verge of dehydration. you find yourself stumbling along the infamous tavern in which someone familiar may or may not be bartending tonight.

you open the door, and shut it close as the cold breeze stops, and into the warm aroma of people idling, chit-chatting, celebrating, and making business. you look around to see any familiar faces in which resulted in no one but a red-haired bartender calling out to you, and without much hesitation- you sat infront of the counter, offering a lazy smile to the richest bachelor of mondstat. "what a sight to be seen, let alone on the midnight of your most important day" he says, mixing drinks of what looks to be your unspoken order.

"can you blame me? i've ran out of water and i cant afford to knock on families house! not when mondstat provides us the breeze we need to set ourselves into such a deep sleep, no?" you say crossing your arms, looking at the back of the bartender. "i suppose not, but take a look around you, everyone you could ask for a beverage of water.. is here.. not unless another reason to go to the tavern which offers nothing but alcohol, miss?" he says, a glisten in his eyes slitting his eyes for a second as the yellow-tainted chandelier showers him in nothing but a bittersweet atmosphere, his eyes seeming more of a red dazed sunset and his red hair waved and tied into a higher ponytail in usual, his white-buttoned shirt under a well-tailored black vest,

his black gloves fitting a well too tightly around those hands of his. "huh.. correct me if i'm wrong sir, but do you not see that the tavern only has you and i in here?" you say as he slides the drink infront of you, picking the beverage and sloshing the ice cubes and straw. he scans the room in confusion in which just a moment ago where the venue was crowded.

" you chuckle, sliding the mora for the drink. "oh and if you don't mind, i'll be heading off now though, sir." you get up from your chair, your drink in your hand, waving with your other hand, turning on your heel. "i think not." - "excuse me?"- he sighs, "not when all the drunkards are loitering the streets right now. i must make it a duty to escort my-..well you of course, miss." he averts his eyes, you swear you see a faint blush on that stoic face of his.

"ah, i appreciate the gesture a lot, i will be taking your offer and will very much need to make up for this gesture, yes?" you laugh as he escorts you out of the tavern. in such a free place like mondstat there's no need to lock up the place, there's nothing much valuable to diluc in that tavern worth stolen, let alone when the offices of the knights or the dark knight himself can defend.

as you walk past the lantern-lit streets, still somehow ablaze and alive, you pick up a lamp grass on your way and slide a mora on flora's desk. turning to diluc, lighting his face with the plant, you say "this plant contradicts in you in so many ways but it still holds a memorable value when we first met, sir." you smirk, remembering when yourself, a defendless citizen made the darknight himself startled in the sight of you under the first white full moon of the year, collecting lamp grass as he often visited the location wondering who in tevyat dare to pluck them off than to leave them alone. "im not gonna deny it, but i still do visit the lamp grass gardens, reminiscing the time we met."- "no way, without me? i see how it is.." you pouted, impatiently to turn the corner to your house.

once you both made the corner into the alley of your house- you turned to the tall man, handing him the plant, tipping his chin down to plant a small yet sweet kiss on his lips. you smirk as he dazed off into your lips, and once awoken by reality- he scans the roads surrounding you two.

"what.. are you crazy.." he sighs while you laugh, "what? you really think i wont be able to scan this place myself before doing anything?" you replied. he rolls his eyes slightly, shaking his head as he stares down at you, glancing at your lips momentarily, he takes a deep breath taking in your appearance from the faint light in the distance. something about this situation seemed new and exciting for the bartender.

he places an arm next to your head onto the wall. your eyes flutter upwards, half-open in response, but bewildered of the monotoned man, and of course, as all missions fail, he leaned all too aggressively forgetting the drink in your hands, the beverage of the sweet grape juice spilling all its content beneath your sleepwear and tainting your jaw trailing down to your sleepwear. he shakes his head as you chuckle at the embarassed man, a thought clouds his mind. "the grape jui-" something cuts you off and its the actual fact that the man himself has his lips directly in contact with your jaw, placing wet kisses savoring the trail of his well-favorited beverage on his well-favorited woman or...lover, should i say. you tremble as he makes his way to your neck a smile from him tracing on your neck as he continues to be amused of your reaction.

deciding that its better to cut this off, you pull away, his eyes expressed confusion started to intimidate you,

unlocking the door and let yourself in, the man sighing to himself proceeding to walk away, but not when you got a hold of his sleeve and pull him in your house. he tilts his head towards you, "does this mean..." - "...you are quite dense to be the dark knight i suppose.." you remark. he makes his way towards you, his right hand locking the door behind him swiftly and placing his left around your waist, a kiss on your lips down to your neck once again determined that his actions say what he intends to do with you for the night.

bonus:

you: by the way, what was the whole "miss" thing about?

diluc: i sensed kaeya upstairs in the tavern, still wanting some information from me, to any i might be hiding, but not aware that i knew he was there.

you: ohhh i see..

diluc: hm, well who wanted to keep this relationship a secret again?

you: you did diluc, you did.

diluc:

diluc: oh. right.

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[ranhaitanisgf]

;; 𝖆𝖑𝖇𝖊𝖉𝖔

otherwise read as: albedo helps you fall asleep after watching the stars.

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"Ah, so this is where you go every night." You jumped a little at the sudden voice that interrupted the silent night, sitting up and turning around.

"Oh, hello..." You mumbled, laying back down, sighing as you stared at the starry sky.

"So, what're you doing here, Albedo? It's quite the rare occurrence that you aren't with Sucrose experimenting." From the corner of your eye, you saw him sitting down next to you, tilting his head up as he closed his eyes, letting out a soft breath.

"I'm giving Sucrose a little time off to do what she pleases, and I've been doing the same. It's quite draining to be spending so much time in Dragonspine,"

"I can't even imagine how you survive there wearing short sleeves." You laughed, seeing Albedo let out a small smile.

"What do you think of the stars?" You asked suddenly. Albedo pondered for a moment before answering.

"I think the stars are quite a fascinating thing, I think it would be quite the opportunity to get a chance to study them. Why do you ask?" You furrowed your brows, thinking back on what had happened when you had helped the Aether with the meteors.

"Ah, no reason I suppose..." You trailed off. Albedo noticed your sudden silence, but decided to not question it, instead leaning more towards changing the subject to perhaps take your mind off of whatever was bothering you.

"So, tell me, why is it that you come here? If you don't mind my asking, of course." He asked.

A silence filled the air, making the atmosphere a little bit tense as you wondered about whether or not you should tell him.

"I have insomnia." You sighed. "It's easier to fall asleep out here than in Monstadt, y'know?"

You stretched out before sitting up, swiping your hands along the soft blades of grass before leaning back on them, tilting your head at Albedo who was looking at you with a slightly surprised look.

"I can make a potion for that if you would like." He offered. You shrugged, looking back at him with a smile playing on your lips.

"I like to stargaze, so it might be a win-win for me." Albedo frowned at this, and you quirked your eyebrow at him.

"Sleep is essential to daily life (Y/N), you can't just go with so little of it. It's no wonder your eyebags are so pronounced." You stared at him.

"Huh? Wow, and here I thought I was doing so well at not having them, wooow...it's almost as if I literally don't care-"

"Sleep is very important for the body (Y/N), it repairs itself when you aren't-"

"Yeah yeah, whatever genius boy." You rolled your eyes at him, and he just let out an exasperated sigh at your statement.

"Hey, don't sigh at me!"

"Your actions deserve a sigh." Scoffing, you looked back up at the twinkling stars, but just a moment later, a gloved hand gently brushed back some of your hair and placed something behind your ear.

"Huh...?" Feeling behind your ear, you recognized the delicate petals of a Cecilia flower. Looking to the side, you found Albedo looking at you with a playful look in his bright teal eyes, a smug smirk dancing on his pale lips.

A bright flush filled your face, suddenly realizing just how close he was to you.

"You're a very interesting individual (Y/N); you fascinate me. I can never figure out what exactly is on your mind. It very much reminds me of the enchantment of a new experiment, or perhaps even the stars." The flush that was left on your cheeks deepened into a more concentrated color as you processed his words.

"Now..." One of his gloved hands covered your eyes, the other turning you so your back was facing him, before he gently pushed you down, your head landing on his lap.

"Go to sleep. It's quite an important thing for your body." His hand stayed over your eyes for a moment before taking it off, brushing a piece of hair from your face.

You weren't exactly sure what just happened, but you weren't complaining. You'd always been curious about the alchemist, and the two of you had begun to get to know each other, it made you crave to know more about him.

"Um, Albedo? Er, what're-"

"You really are fascinating." He whispered softly, leaning down to press a light kiss to your forehead.

"Sleep well, (Y/N)."

~~

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[genshin-latte]

This was.. a small gift for @genshinimpactoneshots for the writer’s discord event!! 👀

“You really think I’d let you spend the holidays alone?”

Pairing : Xiao x gn!reader

Word count : 500+

It was like this every other year, it’s always been like this. He stood alone at the inn’s roof top, letting the cold flecks of snow fall against his skin. The scenery was beautiful, moreover during winter. The christmas lights and chatters kept the inn lively. He could hear the laughs and carols playing from the distant floors. He wasn’t sure when exactly Liyue had started to join in this tradition, but he supposed humans do unreasonable things to keep themselves entertained.

Right, he had always thought it was pointless. He closed his eyes taking a deep breath of cold air, it must feel piercing to humans but to him, he felt nothing.

That’s what he’d like to feel, that’s what he should feel, or so he thought. Although his body might be numb to the weather, it didn’t help sooth the aching feelings in his chest nor the thought of you off his mind.

‘It’s been a while.’ He could not help but wonder, where had you been this past few weeks. It hadn’t been that long but he had missed your smile, your voice, the way you’d brush your hand against his ever so slightly. Surely during seasons like these, you had friends, family to celebrate with. He knew it was selfish, but he had hoped perhaps, you’d come see him.

His thoughts suddenly stopped, eyes shot open, sensing footsteps behind him. He knew those steps, he’d be able to tell you apart from the sounds of your gestures alone. No, he must be going crazy. It couldn’t be you-

“Xiao!”

A part of him had expected your sudden embrace but the actual feel of your arms around his waist and the warmth of your body against his back, it still felt, unreal.

“What are you doing here?” He turned around to face you. He tried to keep his stoic expression but the way his eyes lit up at the sight of you, it did little to hide his true feelings.

“You’d really think I’d let you spend the holiday alone?” you smiled, intending to retrieve your hands from him.

You knew how much he disliked having his personal space intruded so it was a pleasant surprise when he circled his ams around you, pulling you closer. You attempted to take a peek at his expression but he had his face buried on your shoulder.

A soft smile made it’s way to your lips as your fingers ran between his black locks. You heard his pleased sigh, although he might not outright admit it, you knew he loved the gesture, something about it he finds it soothing. You giggled at the thought, it was very rare for the yaksha to show any signs of weakness, even more seldom letting you indulge him. Perhaps it’s fine to relish it while it lasts.

“Thank you.” It was a mere whisper but you could hear the sincerity, the feelings weighed in his voice. A nervous yet fond laugh left your lips as you feel his arms tightening around you. You sighed tilting your head against his,

“Always.”

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[ranhaitanisgf]

;; 𝖇𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖙𝖙

otherwise read as: bennett has a crush 

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The side of your face was smushed on the table, a bored look on your face as you watched Sara serve customers at the Good Hunter.

"Ugh...I'm so tired..." You closed your eyes, thinking of things you might be able to do, but ultimately coming up with nothing.

"Hey! Watch out!" Not a moment later after the words were yelled, a searing liquid spilled on your shoulders, making you sit straight up as you squirmed, trying to get your shirt to separate from your back.

" Hot hot hot hot!!" You whispered, looking around to see what had happened. Looking up, you saw Sara staring at you with a surprised and slightly horrified look, an empty soup bowl in her hands. It looked as if she was about to say something, but before she could, something cold spilled onto your back, splashing onto your hair and the rest of your clothes.

"What the..."

"Sorry! Um..." You turned around in your seat and saw Eury behind you, standing there with a now empty glass pointed in your direction.

"Oh my Archons, I'm so sorry (Y/N)! Are you alright!?" Sara said in a panicked voice, trying to vigorously wipe off your shoulders with a rag. Wincing, you waved her off, a pained smile on your face from the towel rubbing against the tender skin.

"Ah, it's fine Sara, really, no worries!" You gave her a thumbs-up, although it did nothing to ease the panic off her face.

"I-I'll give you a meal, on the house! Two free meals! Come by whenever, just please don't tell anyone about this!" She begged, almost about to get on her knees and beg.

"It's fine, I'm not gonna go talking to all of Teyvat about it, it's no biggie. I'm gonna go change my clothes though..." You stood up from your seat, waving at her before heading to the Adventurer's Guild, sighing as you looked at your clothes.

Man, and I really liked these too...hopefully it doesn't stain with Cream Stew for eternity...

Bad luck has always followed you wherever you've gone, whether it was slipping on a rock or having an entire camp of Fatui Skirmishers attack you while you were asleep. It was non-stop, so you weren't exactly shocked that something had happened in the short amount of time you had been sitting at the Good Hunter.

There was only one solution to your luck; cancel it out.

"Hey (Y/N), is that you?" An enthusiastic voice called out. A small smile appeared on your face as you waved to the figure running towards you from the direction of the Guild.

"Yeah, hey Bennett." Waving at him, he ran up to you looking like he was about to say something, but then he noticed the mess on your shoulders.

"What happened to your shirt?" You laughed nervously, looking to the side.

"Oh, Sara accidentally spilled some Cream Stew, y'know? That's all!" He looked at you curiously and swiped from some of the soup that was still on your shirt with his finger, tasting it. A slight flush filled your cheeks, as you stared at him in disbelief.

"H-Huh!? Bennett, what're you doing!?" He just gave a big goofy smile and grabbed your hand to start pulling you towards the Guild.

"Well, now that I'm here, nothing else will happen! Also, that stew is still pretty good!" You didn't say anything, attempting to keep calm as you tried to keep up with his fast pace.

The boy looked over towards a nearby windmill, seeing Captain Kaeya salute him with two fingers before striding off towards the Knights of Favonius HQ. His hand slightly tightened it's grip around yours, sudden nervousness making him almost hesitate.

C'mon Bennett, you got this! No hesitating!

Before you knew it, he had dragged you to a patch of grass behind the Guild, where a picnic table had been set up with an array of sweets and snacks.

"Surprise! Fischl told me the other day the adventure you guys went on didn't go exactly as planned because I was gone, so I decided to make it up to you! I, uh, hope you like it!" He said, his hand resting on the nape of his neck.

You didn't even know what to say. Nobody had ever done such a grand gesture towards you before, so it felt surreal, especially since it was coming from Bennett.

"I-! Um, thank you! You really didn't have to though!" You noticed that he was still holding onto your hand with a tight grip, though you weren't sure if it was intentional or not. Your opposite hand rested on your cheek, trying to hold yourself together and not completely fangirl right in front of him.

The two of you sat down, and you inwardly groaned when he let go of your hand, a mumbled apology coming out his mouth accompanied by awkward coughing. A few moments went by before he spoke.

"Well, dig in (Y/N)! It's all yours y'know!" You didn't even know where to start with everything. It seemed that he had put out all of your favorite desserts, and it looked like Razor helped him too by the look of the hashbrowns.

"Ah, okay!" You decided to start off with the Almond Tofu, because who doesn't love it? As soon as you put it in your mouth, the taste was like nothing you had ever had before, and you immediately turned to Bennett.

"This! This is so good! How did you make it!?"

"Oh, is it really that good? I had the Traveler help me with it, and I'll tell you, he is a master cook! I would never have expected it! Here, wait, try this!" You figured that he was just going to point out what to eat, but instead, he grabbed a forkful of cake and held it out to you.

While he might have looked calm and cheery, he was inwardly freaking out.

What if she thinks I'm weird!?  If this plan backfires on me I'm moving to Sumeru and I will never step foot in Mondstadt again.

His heart was pounding as he saw a confused look on your face. The realization probably dawned on you after that, especially when one could plainly see the flushed look on your face as you realized.

Hesitantly, you opened your mouth and ate the cake on the fork that he held out, chewing thoughtfully before your eyes widened at him.

"BENNETT!!"

"Uh, yeah...?"

"THIS IS SO GOOD!" The tips of his ears were burning red from the adorable look on your face, and he had to cover the bottom half of his face with his hand as he could feel the red get more and more intense.

"(Y/N)!" You looked up from the cake that you were pigging out on, a look on your face like you had been caught doing something you shouldn't have.

"Uhhhhhh...yeah?" You slowly started moving your forkful of cake towards your mouth as you waited for his answer.

"Listen! I-! I really, really like you! A-And it's fine if you don't feel the same, I just wanted to tell you because I don't like keeping secrets from my friends and I think I made it awkward now so I'm just gonna-mmph!?"  Instead, you shoved the forkful of cake into his mouth, looking away with a furious blush on your face.

"Just shut up okay! Of course, I like you too, why wouldn't I!? So, um!" He looked at you with an incredulous look in his eyes as he chewed the cake, but you just so happened to notice that there was some frosting on his lip.

Yolo it bruh, don't be a coward.

Leaning closer, you swiped your thumb across his lip, collecting the frosting and tasting it as your heart pounded.

"Hmm...still tastes good!" Bennett didn't say anything, he just stared at you, and you started to get nervous and were about to apologize for your actions.

Suddenly, his hand slipped behind your head, pulling you close, but he paused right before his lips could touch yours.

"Um, can I kiss you?" (consent asking king, this is canon, he asks for consent)

"Y-Yeah!!" Not a moment later, he touched his lips to yours. It was a warm kiss, almost as if you were in front of a fireplace, and the way you gently moved his lips in sync with yours felt like you were home.

When the two of you pulled away, you hesitantly leaned your head on his chest, and hearing his accelerated heartbeat made you giggle a little bit.

"H-Hey, what's so funny?"

"Oh, nothing Bennett...just very happy."

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