#general lando calrissian???? i’m sorry; i love the guy but he tried to sell everyone to vader. what are you doing | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

fingertipsmp3 · 10 days ago

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Okay I watched Return of the Jedi & The Phantom Menace and my verdict is the Ewoks are cute as hell, I kind of want to party with the Hutts, Luke’s haircut is doing him absolutely zero favours, Darth Maul was the original bad bitch, and I don’t understand why they took Jar Jar Binks on a magical mystery tour of the galaxy when there were several perfectly acceptable places they could’ve left him

#people keep being promoted to general who; in my personal opinion; are not fit to be generals #general lando calrissian???? i’m sorry; i love the guy but he tried to sell everyone to vader. what are you doing #general jar jar binks.. you have got to be kidding me. i am sick #the way i would’ve left jar jar’s unsettling and incompetent ass EXACTLY where i found him #padmé was hilarious for doing all of the decoy shit #i bet palpatine was pissed as hell when darth maul got bisected. like he was a really good apprentice and now palpatine’s gotta deal #with anakin being emo all over the place #i don’t think having a lightsaber fight in cloaks is practical #i would be PISSED OFF if i were anakin’s mom and the force impregnated me. like excuse me????? impregnate someone else with the antichrist!#personal

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