#gen can't remember if Derpina's alibe or not. thats how little I like them

[journeysfable]

DERPINA!?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING DERPINA GOD DAMN MITW SHIPPER WORM EATING FILHO DA PUTA FRANGO VERMELHO BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN FEATHERED ASS MOTHERFUCKING DERPINA

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT DERPINA I HATE THEM SO MUCH WHY DO THEY SHIP MITW SO MUCH WHY DO THEY CONSTANTLY TALK ABOUT IT IS HE DEAD IS HE A BIG RED CHICKEN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER EVEN HEARD THEM SPEAK OR CLUCK BUT I KNOW THEY HAVE THE SHITTIEST SYRINX GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said Derpinas waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with Derpina speaking one word with a VA in an episode of Chume Labs not only will i close the tab i will remove the playlist from my yt library out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when they are on screen and alive

i dont even know why i hate them so much. They ship MITW but i am just mad because i am angy

They better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if they're just a fan who cannot comprehend a deep platonic bond between two men I will go ham

BETTER just like imagining ppl in romantic relationships for the sake if it or I will infodump about dinosaurs and birds so they know how much of a stain they leave on their ancestors legacy

paypal.com/IFuckingHateDerpina

episodes not even about them. vaguely mentioned needing their help.

where the fuck is Derpina if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

Big fucking red chicken

ill punch Derpina and their sad frail hollow bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and they will disintegrate until all thats left is one final feather with the cursed ink of a mitw fic

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when Derpina died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the bird who encroached upon a sacred (and toxically codependent but shh thats not the point) bromance