#gee i hope this doesnt awaken anything

[roadkill-75]

my fave pics of him to ever exist came from this article

The 1975's Matty Healy on social media, supporting artists and 'Being Funny In A Foreign Language'

[felixcosm]

Dear followers.

Due to the fact that the name "Felix" has already been claimed by the internationally beloved character played by Ben Rowe, I am hereby changing my name to Gerard to pay respects to the true protagonist and most important character of WOE.BEGONE.

Thank you for understanding.

Love,

Gerard

[mcdonaldsnumberone]

and when i write kaiser screaming crying throwing up cuz lorenzo’s making moves on his s/o then what

[hotvintagepoll]

Propaganda

Veronica Lake (I Married a Witch, Sullivan's Travels)—her look is so iconic they used her as a visual model for jessica rabbit in who framed roger rabbit and a bunch of other femme fatale types in cartoons and live action alike. i didnt think i liked women and then i saw her in sullivans travels and said gee i hope this doesnt awaken anything in me! every role ive seen her in she absolutely oozes an aura of "i know people would ask me to step on them" and her EYES bro every photo ive looked at for this submission its like shes piercing thru time and space to judge me <3

Eartha Kitt (Anna Lucasta, St. Louis Blues)—My friend and I have a saying: NOBODY is Eartha Kitt. A thousand have tried, and they've all come up empty and will continue to do so. Everyone knows her for something: from "Santa Baby" to Yzma in Emperor's New Groove to Catwoman to making Lady Bird Johnson cry for the Vietnam War. She was a master of comedy and sex, an extremely vocal activist, and she aged like fine wine... I honestly don't know what I can say about her that hasn't already been said, so I'll stick to linking all my propaganda. Like what else do you want from me. She was iconic at everything she ever did. Literally name another. How can anyone even think of her and not want to absolutely drown?

This is round 5 of the tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.

[additional propaganda submitted under the cut.]

Veronica Lake:

Her HAIR, her FIGURE, her VOICE, the way she wore LEATHER AND SANG SONGS FOR NO REASON.

I don't believe there's a person on earth who can watch Veronica Lake in I Married A Witch and not be struck by how gorgeous she is. She had that youthful wonder about her that almost every Hollywood starlet was trying to achieve. Her hairstyle (peekaboo bangs) became an iconic Hollywood style after she popularized it, and made her signature look all the more suggestive. Also, witches are tumblrs favorite!

ICONIC hair sweep

The US government literally begged her to change her hairstyle because it was TOO HOT to handle and women who copied it were getting their hair caught in machinery

Her hairstyle was so iconic and popular that the war department had to come out with a PSA instructing lady ironworkers with ways they could pin their hair up to avoid it getting bound in machinery. [https://veteranlife.com/military-history/veronica-lake/]

She played a lot of femme fatale roles but my favorite is Sullivan’s Travels opposite Joel McRea, which is a comedy. She became famous for her hair style at the time—she wore it long and parted on one side so it would fall over half her face in a very sexy way. They called it a peek-a-boo I think. You’ve definitely seen Bugs Bunny dressed up like her, so I think if she’s being honored in such a way she’s very cool.

look at her

she's GORGEOUS in her little witch outfits that she wore for promos and also in the oversized coats and pajamas she wore throughout the movie...she's got RANGE

My Grandpa supposedly dated her in high school, he drove her to school in his car every day. This is legend in the family.

She has gorgeous hair, has got the smouldering look over the shoulder down PAT, and is just drop-dead gorgeous too!

Schizophrenic icon, popularized the peekaboo hairdo long before Jessica Rabbit

She’s just so prettyyyyy

So much hot in such a tiny package. She was no more than 5 feet tall, and some reports claim as small as 4'9"

If you picture a femme fatale in your head, almost certainly Veronica Lake had a hand in shaping the image you think of. She came to embody the look of the noir leading lady as well as the sound and the performance. Certified Noir Baddie.

Eartha Kitt:

"A hot vintage woman who was not just known for her voice, beauty, poise, and presence, but also her unapologetic ways of speaking about how she was mistreated in the show business as a girl who grew up on cotton fields in South Carolina in the 1930s through the 1940s coming to Broadway first and then Hollywood."

"Have you watched her sing?? Have you seen her face?? Have you heard her talk?? How could you not fall instantly in love. She makes me incoherent with how hot she is."

"She can ACT she can SING she can speak FOUR LANGUAGES she is a GODDESS!!! Although she is (rightfully) remembered for her singing, TV appearances (Catwoman my beloved), and later film roles, her early appearances in film are no less impressive or noteworthy!! She’s an amazing actress with so much charisma in every role. She was also blacklisted from Hollywood for 10 years for criticizing the Johnson administration/Vietnam War, so. Iconic. Also Orson Welles apparently called her “the most exciting woman in the world.”

"She had such a stunning, remarkable appearance, like she could tear you to shreds with just a glance- but the most undeniable part of her hotness was her voice, and it makes sense that it's what most people nowadays know her for. Nothing encapsulates the sheer magnetism of her singing better than this clip of her and Nat King Cole in St. Louis Blues, she pops in at 2:49. Also I know it's post-1970 but her song that was cut from Emperor's New Groove is likely to make you feel Feelings."

Even with as racist as Hollywood was in the 1950s and 60s, Eartha Kitt STILL managed to have a thriving career. She also once had a threesome with Paul Newman and James Dean, and called out LBJ over the Vietnam War so hard that it made First Lady Johnson cry. Eartha Kitt was talented, sexy, and a total badass activist.

[ash-etherwood]

currently writing my fourth guy wakes up from getting knocked out tied up and panicking scene this year. gee i hope this doesnt awaken anything in me.

[inspector-alfendi-layton]

im so sowwy daddy pwime 🇬🇧 ministew. 😭 im evew so sowwy. 😔✨pwease fowgive me daddy. ༼☯﹏☯༽ pwease pwease pwease‼‼ its so cold ❄️🥶 out 😵 here 📍 i 😊 cannot suwvive daddy!! (″ロ゛) hewlp!! hewlp me daddy!! daddy the 🫵 sun 🌦️ is setting!! soon 🔜 thewe will be cweepers 🟩 and zombies 🧟‍♀️ and i 😨 won't stand 🧍‍♀️ a chance!! _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):_ just let me back 🥺 in daddy!! i 😀 pwomise to be good!! fowever and fowever and fowever!!!! pwease daddy………. i 😊 am on my 😀 hands 💪 and knees……… m(_ _;m)........................ ouuuuughuhhfguhghgughughuhuhAUGHHUGGHGHUGUGHUGUUHUGUHUG!!!!!! 😣😣😣😫😫😫😫😫😫😫AHHHHHGUUGGHHHHHHH!!!!! 🤬🤬AUGHHHHUHUHHGHGHGHGH OUGHOUGH!!!! ٩(╬ʘ益ʘ╬)۶ *scratching furiously at the dorr* 😾😾 DADDYYY PWEASEEEE! 😖😖 I CANNOT SUWVIVE IN THESE CONDITIONS! 🥶😱😱😰 OughAugAUGhOHHHHHHGHH 😵 I AM STARVING 😩 DADDY!! Daddy pwime 🇬🇧 ministew…. this is YOUR 🫵 fawlt!! now i must......... 💀🪦 no............... i need to suwvive............ (╥﹏╥)........... *gnawing on arm* gggggghhhhh.......... 🤢 i need 😔 to suwvive 🪓 for tha pwime 🇬🇧 ministew. i mustnt ❌🙅‍♂️ let myself 🍘🥩🍗🍖 stawve. no mattar what. 🧟‍♂️ gee. 🤔 i suwe hope 🙏📿 this doesnt awaken 😴😲 anything in me. ┬┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬┴..................................................... oh no!!! 😲😲😱😱😱😱 daddy pwime 🇬🇧 ministew!!! i have the 🥩bloodthirst 🥵 now!! ( ￣Д￣)＝3 you should've let 🚪 me 💢 in when you had the 🤬 chance!!!!! now ⏰ i gotta feast 🍽🍴 on your 🏥 kidneys 🩹🤕 sowwy 😖😧 daddy ✨ teehee (*¯︶¯*)

Bill prime is mad at me

[samglyph]

“That water is so cold you’ll die of shock before you drown”

I realized halfway though drawing this that Sokka would technically be wearing a different outfit based on canon BUT I like his anorak/big coat so we’re ignoring it ok we’re ignoring it.

[nintendobiitch]

like i think every single ghibli movie is fantastic and there isn't a single one i don't enjoy watching but nothing nothing will ever compare to the feeling of being eleven years old and seeing san stand up and stare daggers into my very soul, spitting wolf's blood from her mouth and daring ashitaka to even look in her direction ever again, the power of that one look will stay with me in a way nothing else will ever come close to

[willieowinsbury]

i have no idea who boba fett is and i think that's very sexy of me

[theluckiestbonez]

Me, upon receiving this url from my gf: gee i sure hope this doesnt awaken anything in me!

[curious-menace]

How would the Gotham Rogues react on meeting a super cute hero s/o?

Rogues x cute super hero s/o

penguin

it kinda depends on how you meet.  if you just kinda bump into one another, i think is first instinct, as with most things, is to flirt. he loves cute people and loves seeing people blush. he doesn't feel like he’s in danger since you are so cute and all. he’ll probably underestimate you and if you want, you can use that to your advantage to beat him. or you can flirt back.

thats also an option. 

Harvey

again, it depends on how you meet or what you're doing when he first sets eyes on you. if youre his type harvey might get a little flustered. he might stammer a little and hesitate before calling his goons because he wants to look at you for a few more seconds before everything goes to shit. twoface is similar but more in a “oh gee i hope this doesnt awaken anything in me” kinda way.

spoiler alert: it did. 

ivy

ive is not a particularly mothering person, not to humans at least. but with you? god she just wants to baby you so much. you're so cute why are you out fighting crime and not sitting on her lap while she plays with your hair??? if shes able to control your mind she absolutely will do that but if not shes just going to flirt with you constantly until you give in. 

Scarecrow

ohh hes going to enjoy scaring such a cute little thing. imagine his disappointment when he finds you don't scare easily. he thought this was going to be like the big bad wolf torturing a little bunny but its more like the other way around. can you stop staring at him with those adorable eyes? you're making him feel ...things. emotions and shit and he’s not happy about it. god hes such a sucker for the puppy dog eyes too.

Riddler

oh you are just ADORABLE! How on earth can he take you seriously when you’re this cute?! he doesn't even have it in his heart to put you in a death trap...well maybe just once, to see if you are as smart as you are cute. he wont let you get hurt, don't worry. its just an excuse for him to watch you get all indignant, he just LOVES the little look on your face when you're mad. 

Harley

harley loves cute things and you are no exception. i think the biggest danger you're in from harley is getting a concussion when she rugby tackles you into a hug and nuzzle or when she kidnaps you to put on her shelf. don't worry, she’ll take very good care of you as long as you let her play dress up. 

there you go winter, took me a while to get round to this one what with the illness and lack of motivation so i hope this is acceptable 

got something you wana talk about? send me an ask or a dm!

[manjiroro]

Me then, 13, reading x trans reader: gee i hope this doesnt awaken anything in me

Me now, 18, feral trans man: well

PLS THATS ME TOO- 😭😭

[mcdonaldsnumberone]

ok but . hamsterboy yuki tho

[madscientiststvstatic]

Straight up,,,,,,,,, found God??????????

I was gone for like ,,,,,, 3 (?) days and I had a whole ass spiritual awakening

[hotvintagepoll]

Propaganda

Marie Bryant (The Duke Is Tops, Jammin' the Blues)—one of many many many talented Black dancers & performers who deserved better roles! I'm including this video of her singing and dancing because I think it's the cutest thing ever and her smile could light up the sun [video below the cut]

Veronica Lake (I Married a Witch, Sullivan's Travels)—her look is so iconic they used her as a visual model for jessica rabbit in who framed roger rabbit and a bunch of other femme fatale types in cartoons and live action alike. i didnt think i liked women and then i saw her in sullivans travels and said gee i hope this doesnt awaken anything in me! every role ive seen her in she absolutely oozes an aura of "i know people would ask me to step on them" and her EYES bro every photo ive looked at for this submission its like shes piercing thru time and space to judge me <3

This is round 2 of the tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.

[additional propaganda submitted under the cut]

Marie Bryant:

Veronica Lake:

Her HAIR, her FIGURE, her VOICE, the way she wore LEATHER AND SANG SONGS FOR NO REASON.

I don't believe there's a person on earth who can watch Veronica Lake in I Married A Witch and not be struck by how gorgeous she is. She had that youthful wonder about her that almost every Hollywood starlet was trying to achieve. Her hairstyle (peekaboo bangs) became an iconic Hollywood style after she popularized it, and made her signature look all the more suggestive. Also, witches are tumblrs favorite!

ICONIC hair sweep

The US government literally begged her to change her hairstyle because it was TOO HOT to handle and women who copied it were getting their hair caught in machinery

Her hairstyle was so iconic and popular that the war department had to come out with a PSA instructing lady ironworkers with ways they could pin their hair up to avoid it getting bound in machinery. [https://veteranlife.com/military-history/veronica-lake/]

She played a lot of femme fatale roles but my favorite is Sullivan’s Travels opposite Joel McRea, which is a comedy. She became famous for her hair style at the time—she wore it long and parted on one side so it would fall over half her face in a very sexy way. They called it a peek-a-boo I think. You’ve definitely seen Bugs Bunny dressed up like her, so I think if she’s being honored in such a way she’s very cool.

look at her

she's GORGEOUS in her little witch outfits that she wore for promos and also in the oversized coats and pajamas she wore throughout the movie...she's got RANGE

My Grandpa supposedly dated her in high school, he drove her to school in his car every day. This is legend in the family.

She has gorgeous hair, has got the smouldering look over the shoulder down PAT, and is just drop-dead gorgeous too!

Schizophrenic icon, popularized the peekaboo hairdo long before Jessica Rabbit

She’s just so prettyyyyy

So much hot in such a tiny package. She was no more than 5 feet tall, and some reports claim as small as 4'9"

If you picture a femme fatale in your head, almost certainly Veronica Lake had a hand in shaping the image you think of. She came to embody the look of the noir leading lady as well as the sound and the performance. Certified Noir Baddie.

[taeminlee]

Haruhi fujioka: yeah idc if people see me as a boy or a girl my gender/sex shouldn't matter 🤷‍♀️

Me, at age 11: gee i hope this doesnt awaken anything in me