#gaybuccaneering

[hogarth-the-chicken-legged]

darling, put a hat on before you melt or something

I-- I mean, I think the damage is done at this point, Sir. I think I might just be getting the hat wet, and not making myself drier...  

[jackscrewed]

gaybuccaneering replied to your post: Heeeeeey, Goodneighbor, where is the vampire...

The trouble with a vampire boyfriend is you can’t take him out for a nice stake dinner

Yeah, true, true, but they know all ‘bout sucking.

[roseofthevault]

gaybuccaneering replied to your post: “I feel like a sword would both be extremely...

There’s only one way to change that!

Even if I found one who does know swordsmanship, I’ve no spare caps for lessons.

[sweeter-than-ambrosia]

gaybuccaneering [[id just like to note btw that i s2g my mental iamge of donny’s body language becomes more flamboyant every time he and mord interact… like this attention is making him stronger and more powerful… is this how vampires work in jojo]]

[[bc im picturing him going OOH LE BALLET and leaning over the counter chin in hands with this humorous coquettishness haha]]

[[this is mordecais influence TBH. Everyone near him gets a +5 flamboyance bonus and a bonus on all charisma rolls, but disadvantage on wisdom saves.

Haha he doesn't even think much of it? He just observes him like ,':)? 'Donny est si intéressant dans la façon dont il poses, tres charmant! Et mignon!' He just thinks that is how Donny Do. ]]

[commonwealth-commoners]

😍

[[ difficult

hamsom....]] 

[southiesfavoriteson]

gaybuccaneering replied to your post:Learn to walk in high heels, then wear them as...

That’s why it’s a learning process, sweet sunflower! You could carry crutches just in case until you got the hang of it 0:-)

Wh... I’m uh, I’m a scavver, dude. Ya can’t climb fuckin’ fire escapes n’ shit in those kinda shoes.

[hogarth-the-chicken-legged]

@gaybuccaneering Mr. Saint, I've always wondered, a-and please don't take offense to my asking, but why do you do... that thing? Where you say 'he says' about things that you said yourself? I don't, y'know, dislike it or anything, I just... don't know the motivation, I guess.

[chameleondc]

@gaybuccaneering That would explain why I'd never heard of it.

[programmablesoul]

// i literally have the “congrats on the sex” gif saved to one of my computers, @commonwealth-commoners and @gaybuccaneering you know what to do

[magnetiicpersonality]

gaybuccaneering replied to your post

[[ stepcousins is distant enough that it's legal in most places and, i think, also moral ]]

//It is pretty distant?

Also like, Peter’s dad isn’t even technically married to Kurt’s uncle since it’s the 80s and same sex marriage isn’t legalized in the US for several more decades. And even if they were married, Kurt’s mom was raised as his uncle’s sister, but she was never officially adopted and they have no blood relation at all. Charles just kind of found her in his kitchen in the middle of the night and decided they were siblings now.

So really the question is if it’s too creepy from their made up internal logic of how their family dynamic works.

[commonwealth-commoners]

ok but 9. ambush hug... but like literally an ambush... like somebody's gettin mugged in the street but instead it is affection

[[ah yes another instance of ‘hogarth yells at simon’, flipping out for a second and trying to haul ass away before he actually registers what’s going on lmao...nervously hugging him back and pointing out the obvious of “you startled me

[cicero-the-assassin]

gaybuccaneering answered your question: Help?

gonna be honest, i had this problem and i just turned off endless scrolling and went to paginated

((You know, I took your advice and did this, but it’s still the same. It only goes as far as a certain post not made by me last night. T^T It’s still not fixed now I don’t know what to do.))

[southiesfavoriteson]

Learn to walk in high heels, then wear them as often as possible. Use smaller friends as elbow rests! They secretly love it.

give me unwanted advice

...that sounds like a great way to break a fuckin’ ankle.

[hogarth-the-chicken-legged]

gaybuccaneering

oh my god it would be so much better if he cried in front of roger than in front of simon actually hahaha

[[yeah, like, that’s what I was even thinking, but it’s certainly not what he thinks because he’s An Idiot. That’s why simon floats at ‘questionable,’ because he just can’t mentally pin down how this scene would play out]] 

[enclaveengineer-blog]

guilt/shame meme

// haha cool so -- 

Jones thinks of herself as better than Robbie, thanks to 25+ years of Enclave anti-ghoul propaganda + judging Robbie’s coping mechanisms.

That being said, Robbie is a kinder and braver person (she would not under any circumstances do the dumb shit he does, and she interprets it as bravery) and every time he doesn’t throw her out on her ear for being a ghoulist douche, she burns with embarrassment and shame.

[programmablesoul]

gaybuccaneering replied to your post:// also jones, for those of you who remember her,...

like, i want to laugh about “getting in with simon” meaning “more or less okay” but his entire MO for picking up new pets is to find them in a situation where he’s the better option haha

heh, she’s almost certainly better off than she was in the enclave anyway, but -- by the time he picked her up it was probably long enough since her last opportunity to feed she’d started chewing her lips bloody so she could at least get the taste of it, so like 

YEAH