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critterishere · 7 months
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I’m sorry
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cryptomemefanblog · 9 months
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Springmeme SUCKS! Justice for cryptomeme! 😡😡😡
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(DISCLAIMER. THIS IS A JOKE BLOG. I DO NOT SUPORT CRYPTO OR NFTS)
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critterishere · 7 months
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yay!!!!!
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mirapteo · 1 year
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a little kiss don't hurt nobody
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cryptonite-exe · 2 years
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new fusehound voicelines CAN THEY GET A ROOM PLEASE
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menlove · 3 months
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SCREAM got blocked & vagued by someone for making john estrogen jokes but the entire vibe of the blog is giving crypto terf energy beyond belief which just makes it 100000% funnier. calls ur favorite male rockstars trans and there's absolutely not a thing you can do about it
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marsbar17 · 10 months
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OH yes please absolutely make a part two pretty please with a cherry on top 🥺💗
I gotchu babe 😘
More of the legends finding out that you're a ✨️masochist✨️
This is the next 5 legends in release order (excluding caustic and revenant, request if you wanna see them though)
Also apologies the pet names in other languages are mostly masculine but if your femme just imagiiiineee
CONTAINS: pain kinks, spanking, biting, praise, degrading, bruises, electric shocking, bondage, sexual torture, overstimulation, knifeplay, and scratching :)
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•Mirage
All he wants during sexy time is to worship you. You give in to his need for praise all the time so he might as well return the favor, in any way you want. When you tell him you want him to hurt you he's a bit hesitant, but realizes that pain isn't exclusively hardcore shit like slapping or punching you. He probably prefers marking you up with hickeys and small bites than other things.
"You're so pretty for me, baby. Now everyone will know you're mine."
There's never a moment where you don't have a hickey. Once they fade he just gives you more. Occasionally he will spank you lightly or bruise your hips from holding you but that's only when he's been really frustrated.
•Octane
He'll do anything to make you cum as fast as possible, and as many times as possible. If pain is your thing, he's all for it. Anything to feel you shaking and quivering in his arms. When you keep asking him to go harder, grab you, slap you, anything, he just laughs and smiles before obeying your demands. He loves that he can feel you squeeze around him everytime he spanks you.
"You're clenching around me, muñeco. You're a twisted little thing aren't you? I like it."
He spanks you, not super hard but fast and sharp. He'd probably be into knifeplay too. Any man with a butterfly knife is into knifeplay, I'm right. He leaves small scratches along your thighs, not enough to scar, just enough to bleed and sting.
•Wattson
Finally getting to write about my favorite character <33
She's a woman in stem, she's gonna be up for trying a variety of kinky things. That's my opinion on women in stem, coming from someone in stem. She's probably already brought up something like spanking, electric shocking, basically soft sexual torture. She'll tie you up and attach muscle stimulators to your thighs, watching you twitch uncontrollably. You're little "experimenting" sessions always end in you crying and overstimulated.
"Interesting... You're enjoying this quite a bit, aren't you, mon chéri? Want me to increase the intensity?"
None of it is done specifically with the intent to hurt you, or a need for power over you. She just wants to know all the ways your body responds to her torture. Spanking, overstimulation, bondage, electric shocks, muscle stimulation, None of it is specific painful, but it's so overwhelming that after a while you end up sore and sensitive.
•Crypto
Okay unpopular opinion but this man is pretty vanilla. He's not not super against trying new things but he probably draws the line at bondage and blindfolding. When you tell him about how you get turned on by pain he hesitates and looks uneasy, but he's reassured when you tell him it doesn't need to be super hardcore. He's more comfortable with the thought of light spanking than slapping you in the face or nipple clamps yknow. Feeling how you clench around him though, he might start spanking you harder.
"Y-you're squeezing me so much. 씨발~"
Just generally softer and lighter stuff. If he's close he might hold you hard enough to bruise but other than that he sticks to light spanking. My man has enough people he takes his anger out on (ahem ahem mirage and octane) so when it comes to you he just wants to feel loved and to make you feel loved.
•Loba
The trailer for Kill Code part 4 just came out as I'm writing this and like, my gurl needs some stress relief. The rage in this woman's body never ends man. She probably figured out your kink while fucking you to let off some steam and accidentally digging her nails a bit too hard into your skin. The way you squealed and whimpered made her think she hurt you at first and she stopped to check if you were okay. Once she saw how glazed over your eyes were though her concern turned to a sadistic look.
"Oh you liked that? I'm going to have fun with this, beautiful~"
Now that she knows she can let out a bit more rage on you and you'll gladly take it, she does all kinds of shit. Everything you can imagine pain wise, yeah. Obviously she doesn't want to scar you, at least not a lot, you're too beautiful to ruin just for temporary pleasure. So spanking, light scratching, overstimulation, biting, all that jazz.
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I intended to post this a couple days ago but then I fucked up my sleep schedule and today I got my wisdom teeth out so I completely forgot jfbdbsjsk, lemme know if a part three is in order :)
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Giving bbg the love he deserves♡ idk feel free to make dumbass memes
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knackeredforever · 10 months
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Just finished super lesbian animal rpg and holy shit that was amazing
Everything about this game is so beautiful and wholesome and I 10/10 every character in this game is awesome and the game was super fun as well.
That had to be one of the best stories in any rpg I’ve played I really hope other queer rpgs and games in general in the future have more explicit queer characters that you don’t have to wait hours to find out their queer and have most of it be subtext (hope maybe future chapters of deltarune could take some inspiration from that aspect especially)
I also appreciate how short it was but because the all side content is so fun I was compelled to do it all (which almost never happens with big rpg games I play) and when I finished I had 20 hours in the game.
Basically my only complaint is that the crypt dungeon didn’t have its own unique theme and that was probably because it was relatively short.
Please play this game if you haven’t it’s a masterpiece. I really hope this game gets a sequel
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gideonisms · 1 year
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Every time someone from high school wants to reconnect it's either he wants to hit it or she's trying to sell me on her makeup pyramid scheme but every time I'm like no THIS TIME it will be different because I have an open heart and I have learned almost nothing from my time in this world
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undrgrnd-nft · 9 months
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JANUARY 12TH, 2024 - Originally posted on UNDRGRND
Note: If you can translate this into your native language, please QT this and paste the translation. Art may transcend language barriers but all I have are my words. Thank you in advance for sharing this.
Before it gets too loud in here again, before the masses return, before the hype cycle of cliches and empty sentiments begin to take over the hive mind of web3, I’d like to tell you my idea. 
Next week I will launch the $GRND token, a coin to power influence within the UNDRGRND ecosystem. 
The initial distribution of the token will be…different.
I want the token given to the right people. Those who supported my dream. Those I support.  Those who trusted me. Those I trust. Those who know me. Those who don’t. Those who want to succeed and see others like them. 
The genuine community many of us came here seeking, that’s who should hold this power. 
So, to ensure that, next Friday (January 19th) I will take the UNDRGRND Twitter and Discord private. I will share the vision of UNDRGRND and the DAO with everyone who joins or follows. Then in February, we’ll open it back up to the public.
So if you’re an artist, musician, filmmaker, collector, crypto-enthusiast: make sure you’re in the know.
This is what it’s like to be early to something; before the influencers, whales, and “investors”.
So if you know me, if you trust me, or someone you know vouched for me…
If you think things could be better…
If you like discussing movies, music, books, art…
If you like to write…
If you like to create…
If you like to build…
If you’re tired of shill threads…
If you’re tired of promo DMs…
If you’re tired of influencers…
If you have a small following…
If you feel unseen…
If you have a large following and want to see others succeed…
If you know someone who should be involved…
If you know someone who may benefit from this…
If you think there is strength in numbers…
If you’re hopeful…
If you’re frustrated…
If you believe in others…
If you trust first…
If you feel deeply…
If you think this should be easier…
If you enjoy genuine connection… 
If we’ve spoken once…
If we’ve lost touch…
If I’ve piqued your interest…
If you’re skeptical…
If you think I may be full of sh*t… 
I’d like to share my idea with you. 
If you’ve been called a punk, hipster, nerd, stoner, geek, freak, loser, delinquent, thug, hooligan, failure, different, weird, outsider, free-spirit, artsy, loner, or degraded any way, you are UNDRGRND. 
Tag your friends. Share it with enemies. Invite them in. There’s enough for us all.
@NFTjoe, Founder of UNDRGRND
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critterishere · 7 months
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YAY YAY YAY YAY Haiiiiiii
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zamba-fx · 11 days
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Personal Account. I'll probably get me something nice this weekend. My first time on Tumblr actually. Just trying to spread my work. Send me a dm let's make some 🤑💰💲📉📊
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cruelsister-moved2 · 1 year
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youre literally a bisexual man grow the fuck up
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cryptonite-exe · 2 years
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what if i jump off a fucking cliff rn
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nft-murder · 2 years
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3 out of 6 remaining! 0.045 $ETH each 🙂
🖤💙💀🌈🔪💙🖤
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