#gatornado

[funkylilomen]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT86Puk4P/

gatornado

[bywandandsword]

We've officially hit strawberry/flash flood/tornado season here in south Louisiana and the first Big Storm of the season is to hit tomorrow

They're debating on whether to call in for a half-day at school tomorrow. It's likely given the school hasn't full recovered from Ida and the power is likely to go out

[the-void-havers]

pssssssst voidlings quick, while mod bug is dealing with that small gatornado i made- that tea is giving me bad vibes... anyone else getting that? -the chosen one

Haha look at that little tornado haha brrrrrrrrr it goes brrrrespinbrrrrrrr gator ggrgrgrgrnbrrrr

Silly tornado so coot silly hahaha brrrr- *gets hit over the head by a fucking gator*

[soakupthesun1]

#hurricanememes #theresjustsomany #hurricaneirma #irmagerd #boredaf • #spaghettimodels #gatornado #zello

[improbabledreaming]

None will escape, huh? I'm waiting to see 2000 gators flying through the sky in hurricane winds. Gatornado.

[clockways]

Tornado warnings keep popping up for my area centered over a state park (in)famous for it’s alligators and all I can picture is snarknado but with gators.

Gatornado.

I’mma going to sell this to Syfy.

[puthyflapps]

Damn, binch, that's tru. You got me praying for a gatornado now 🙏

We’re sending gator vibes your way big dawg 😪

[timomaraus]

July 30, 2019

CNN Trump’s pick to be senior general expected to address sexual assault allegations at confirmation hearing (Editor’s Note: Is it now a requirement to work for Trump that a person be accused of sexual assault? Is there some kind of box you check on your ZipRecruiter resume…”I am accused of sexual assault” that the Trump team looks for?)

CNN A vacationing teacher finds a 2.12 carat diamond at an Arkansas state park (Editor’s Note: That is so great. I knew I had left Laura’s anniversary diamond somewhere. If he could just mail it back, that would be awesome. I’ll even pay for the postage.)

CNN Five whales mysteriously beached themselves. Watch what bystanders did next. (Editor’s Note: “The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli…”)

CNN Senate fails to override Trump vetoes on measures to block Saudi arms sales (Editor’s Note: If I had the time, I would find out which Senators voted to support the President on this one and go back and look up their statements of outrage over the killing of Jamal Khashoggi.)

CNN TSA agents in Baltimore find an unusual souvenir from Kuwait: a missile launcher (Editor’s Note: “Don’t worry honey. It’s in the checked bags. No problem.”)

CNN Chicago police are investigating claims of a second alligator caught in a park’s lagoon (Editor’s Note: New idea for a movie series: Gatornado!)

CNN Analysis: CNN debates could reshape the Democratic White House race (Editor’s Note: CNN headline writer suffers severe bruising in the shoulder area from slapping himself on the back so hard.)

CNN Erick just graduated from a tropical storm to a hurricane and it’s only going to get stronger (Editor’s Note: Magna Storm Laude.)

CNN Trump aides privately balk at Cummings attacks as strategy (Editor’s Note: The most tired storyline in news today is the people around Trump who think what he’s doing is wrong but won’t go on record to say it. Cowards.)

CNN Uber lays off 400 people on its marketing team (Editor’s Note: I’ve been around marketing for a while. How do you have more than 400 people on a marketing team? Especially for a company that doesn’t do all that much…what’s it called…oh, yeah, marketing!!!)

[dairyfree-cheesebag]

I remember one time I was at my uncle’s and we were joking about the movie sharknado. At some point he said, “What’s next? Gatornado?” and I was really confused.

I thought he had said “gay tornado”

All I could picture were 7 rainbow colored tornadoes

Spinning around

Collecting people

[danichristinamiller]

REAL-LIFE GATORNADO OMG

[the-void-havers]

avoid void resident, i repeat, avoid void resident the bad vibe i was getting from the tea and the void when its around the tea is around them too. (did they drink it??) thank goodness for the amount of gatornados i have otherwise the void might know whats going on -the chosen one

Ahahaha monkey go spin

[the-void-havers]

The chosen one asks if mod bug is okay, thus being one of the first people to notice (in lore) that something is up. The void says yes and mentions the tea. ALSO THERE IS A COLA GRENADE. the chosen one distracts the void with a gatornado and asks if any other voidlings have notcied anything wrong. Void Resident says tea, prompting a really long tea thing from mod bug? (could you link it?) the chosen one asks the code anons if they are worried about the tea situation. (3/?)

Hahaha coca cola grenade

Link :P

[the-void-havers]

its installed. i do not like this. BUT HEY WE GOT A GATORNADO -the chosen one

I THOUGHT THAT SAID GATORADE FOR A SEC AND FELT MYSELF VISIBLY TENSE

[puthyflapps]

I'm already prepared to die, going out by gatornado would just be an added bonus.

If you die you get to meet Lexa in the after life so it not a bad deal