#garret blush blush

[blushblushrambles]

May I ask crushing headcanons for Garret? 🥺

Garret Crushing HCs!

Garret cannot keep a secret. At all. That’s not to say he won’t try, but you’ll certainly know.

Lots of showing up to your door at the crack of dawn, whether it be to bring you a gift or to invite you out on a morning jog!

Sends you texts at least every hour. Every time you check your phone he’s sent you a new picture of a tree, or a pretty flower he just had to show you.

Not-so subtly tries to show off his muscles whenever he can. Gives you big, shirtless bear hugs, or offers to bench press you. Because that’s a completely normal thing to ask.

Likes to take you to all sorts of different spots in the forest! Whenever he’s out on a walk he always keeps a mental list of things he’d love to show you.

Eventually, after a super long time, (more like 2 weeks), he works up the nerve to take you on a REAL date to his favorite pond- stumbling over his words all the while.

[deeeens]

my lumber man. (you're his precious little thang).

[blushblushbear]

who do u think would win in a fight, garret or cole?? like garret is twice the size of that lil simp, but he's so gentle... been thinking about it for a hot minute

*rubs my hands together* OOOOOOO THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION

I think if we went reality rules, ultimately Garret would get stabbed

BUT WITH BLUSH BLUSH LOGIC

I think Cole would try to stab him, Garret would think he's a new friend looking for a hug, he would then pick up Cole in a big hug and squeeze him so tight that he drops the knife and passes out from lack of oxygen.

Cole wakes up in the hospital a few hours later with a large weeping man by his bed side, holding a big bouquet of apology flowers and he concedes defeat... for now >n>

[heyacris]

This, but Garret

[gay-opossum-in-the-garbage]

Himb…oh my god…

Ack I’m obsessed with a new fictional man again

[ciaossu-imagines]

Okay, but tell me that Blush Blush isn’t just one humungous polyship? It totally is and it’s hinted at strongly through text even in game! So I didn’t even have to pick one particular polyship here and just based it off the entire cast of lovely, sexy men! I hope you enjoy the headcanons, based off this prompt here!

Who shops for groceries?

I feel like Nimh definitely always remembers to shop for groceries and that grocery shopping dates are a huge thing for him. They’re just very relaxed and cutely domestic and really up his alley. Myx, maybe not so surprisingly, is really into farmer’s markets and, while some dates he takes you on are raucous or crazy, he appreciates a good Saturday morning date with you to the farmer’s market.

Who kills the spiders?

William does not abide spiders being killed. He traps them with a glass and takes them outside and even gives them a name as he says goodbye to them. Anon makes you kill the spiders for him, while Volks will happily kill the spiders for you.

Who comes home drunk at 3 a.m.?

Eli, Dmitri, and William have all done this in the time you’ve known them. Eli loves clubbing and the nightlife and it’s too easy to get drunk off those frou-frou, fruity drinks he loves because it’s so hard to taste the alcohol in them. He’ll happily stagger home, drunk and giggling, with you after a night out on the town. William is a wine drunk and gets silly when drunk and it’s up to you to get him safely back home and into bed to keep him from getting into much trouble. Dmitri doesn’t get drunk quickly but when he gets drunk, he gets horny and it will be a race for him to either get home to you or to take you home…or anywhere private, really.

Who makes breakfast?

Kelby makes protein shakes every morning and always makes one for you if he’s with you. Nimh cooks you a healthy breakfast every morning you’re with him. Eli loves brunch with you and will take you out to brunch fairly often, where there will be mimosas and gossiping. Garret makes the most heavenly flapjacks but doesn’t often eat breakfast – they’re normally a breakfast for supper kind of deal.

Who remembers to feed the fish?

William never forgets to feed any animal. If you have fish, Sven really likes feeding them too…and sometimes, you’ll find that the fish have been fed, though you can’t remember feeding them, and it’s usually because it’s one of those little things that Cole breaks in to your house to do does for you as sweet gestures to make your life easier.

Who decorates the apartment?

William, Dmitri, Volks, and Stirling all have very set senses of style when it comes to interior design and their apartments are all quite decorated. Nimh’s is kind of a cozy mishmash that he encourages you to add to. Eli loves shopping for furniture and interior décor as dates but would want to design the apartment with you instead of by himself. Scale, Ichiban, and Garret aren’t really into interior design strongly and are happy to turn the reins over to you when it comes to decorating. And as long as it’s really damn clean, Anon doesn’t much care what the place looks like…just, clean it. Please.

Who initiates duets?

Come on, the answer to this one is so obviously Myx that you had to see the answer coming. He breaks out in random song and loves it when you harmonize with him.

Who falls asleep first?

Okay, so I feel like Nimh, Kelby, and Scale fall asleep before you. Stirling stays up most of the night since he doesn’t need a lot of sleep but he does like watching you sleep. Myx and Eli want you out with them until late, enjoying the nightlife, and fall asleep about the same time as you. Ichiban has a habit of staying up late playing video games and it’s not too rare for him to come to bed after you’ve fallen asleep. William is hit or miss – sometimes he likes waiting for you to fall asleep, just enjoying the peacefulness of the moment with you and thinking how cute you look while sleeping while other times he passes out first.

[laspastillasdeharry]

Both are judging you.

Así no es Garret, but OK.

¿Por qué a nadie le gustan mis ships?

Mis ships:

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I don't ship them, I swear sjnsjgksk, pero siento que Garret tomaría rol del Marciano. 🪅👋

[theinkbunny]

Eminem dupe???

[sanliviaa]

♡

Yandere Garret headcannons

Requested:No

Romantic,platonic,or general:Romantic

Tw/Cw:Yandere behavior, unhealthy behavior, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy behavior,abusive behavior,yandere behavior,yandere relationship,per established relationship,cussing,THIS IS JUST FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES

[<3]Garret really loves you like a lot! He is often hiding in your neck and smells your scent,he loves it!

[<3]He HAS to hold you as long as you guys are in public

[<3]No one tries to flirt with you at all because of his height like but if they do try he just,smiles not a genuine smile the ‘if you don’t fucking stop I’ll beat your ass’ type of smile

[<3]Makes sure your job isn’t overworking you or making you overwhelmed because if they are then he’s just stops by and has a ‘chat’ :)

[<3]he’ll never let you hear or know that he’s the one who harmed the people who hurt you

[<3]So much kisses and cuddles and snuggles!!! He can’t get enough of them! Especially from you! Your cuddles,kisses,and snuggles are the best to him

[<3]He never forces you to do anything but if anyone tries to do anything to you and you feel uncomfortable he’ll deal with them forcefully!

“Love you so much sunflower! Garret will kill for you!”

[ren-054]

Manimalia

[blush-blush-imagines]

Reference from Brooklyn 99, how would some of the boys react if we just said "If I run and leap at (Name), he will most certainly catch me in his arms" and then proceeded to run full force at them while they're carrying stuff. (You can just ignore this if you don't understand this or don't want to do this.)

I was given 'some' and immediately ignored my own rules and did 'all', that's fun.

Still, finally cracking down and writing all *checks notes* 2 requests I've gotten.

(Please feel free to send in requests, I'd love to have more to work with)

Nimh

Oh it is such a rough thing for poor Nimh.

Problem A), the call alone is a little jump scare to him, and now his heart is freaking out

Problem B), he’s now faced with the dilemma of either dropping everything, or letting you eat shit on the pavement. He’d like neither to happen, but he’s not dumb enough to think he could do both

He eventually commits to catching you, but that just leads to

Problem C), he is not very strong and he can barely hold you

Give him the courtesy of keeping a foot on the ground to balance out your weight, yeah?

Volks

You joke about it sometimes before you ever commit to the bit

And every single time you do he insists to you that he will make zero effort to catch you

But you know Volks very well at this point.

And you know, among other things, that he is a dirty fucking liar

So you can only imagine your personal childlike glee when you finally do it and he does, in fact, catch you without hesitation 

He insists it’s because if you fell and like, broke your elbow or something, that’d be terrible. Medical bills and all that.

For his sake, you’re ignoring that his face is growing redder by the second. 

Kelby

No hesitation 100% of the time

First of all, holding you is extremely easy for him, but also he just finds carrying you to be romantic as hell

Oh he’ll cringe if he happens to be dropping something heavy, like a weight, but he still goes for you, that’s his priority

Still, he likes looking for opportunities to show off, and carrying you around like it’s nothing is prime show off material.

He might even get in a couple squats. He knows they go appreciated.

Eli

It’s a coin flip with Eli

Though if there’s a chance you’d genuinely injure yourself he’ll probably catch you

But it’s fair game to just let you crash if it’s carpet or grass. Because he thinks it’s just a little funny. 

He also occasionally makes you pay the ‘catch tax’ 

It’s 5 dollars to at least partially make up for the drink that just died on the ground for your goofs.

Anon

Really, shame on you, you should know better.

He makes no attempt to catch you

In fact, he finds the way you end up crashing into the wall kinda funny. 

Like watching a cat really fuck up a jump.

Beyond the fact that he’s kind of a stickler with his physical contact to begin with, a lot of the things he carries around are very easily breakable

So yes it’s rude, but frankly he’s not about to shell out 1000 dollars for a new laptop because you thought you could make a goofy point- because you couldn’t.

Garret 

Garret doesn’t even miss a beat

He’s got you held up in one arm and whatever it was he was holding cradled in the other

While he thinks that it was certainly an odd thing to do, it was pretty cute.

Not hard to do. He thinks most things you do are cute.

Gives you a little kiss and gently sets you back down

Don’t get overconfident though. If he’s holding an animal, the animal gets priority. They’re more fragile.

He still feels really bad about it though. You think he might cry

Dmitri 

Dmitri also goes for the catch every time

It adds to his suave and romantic charm, obviously.

However, as the type to prioritize romance over basic logic on occasion, he’s also prone to forgetting that he’s often holding his drink of choice

No it’s fine that his foot just got doused in hot coffee, no he’s not getting a third degree burn

Appreciate the romance, he’ll go see someone about it later

Ichiban

Like Anon, Ichiban hesitates, because if he’s holding something, it’s likely expensive. 

However, unlike Anon, he makes the fatal mistake of still trying to catch you

And it worked maybe once. He’s still riding that high though.

He can handle it!

…But also this case of shenanigans that he has never told you to stop doing has cost more in equipment that either of you are ready to admit out loud.

You may or may not have pitched in to replace several cameras, controllers, and lavaliers 

William

He tries very very hard to get you to stop charging him before contact is made

It’s a flurry of paperwork, because he does catch you

Says it’s the least he could do as the doting boyfriend he is

Though he does awkwardly dismiss himself from in after a moment. 

While carrying you around is quite romantic, he won’t disagree with that, but also those papers were kind of important and he should get those together ASAP. 

People have pets in need, and they can’t get it without the information getting where it needs to be.

He promises to give you a good cuddle once it’s all sorted, however.

Myx 

There’s a very direct correlation between what exactly he’s holding and how okay he is with dropping it to scoop you

Electronics? Hard no, those are pricey to replace

Instruments are also frequent victims, and it depends on its fragility.

He tried to catch you with his leg once, except all he actually did was end up kicking you in the gut on the way down

He apologized about it for fifteen minutes straight. 

But if it’s something sturdy, he has no problem with chucking it straight down and scooping you up into a whole ass cuddle. 

Stirling

Oh please don’t do that outside 

He’s fine with it inside and at night. It’s very attractive, even. Smooth and charming as he sweeps you off your feet before you can even make the jump.

But in the middle of the day it’s very bad for both of you

He can’t hold his parasol and you at the same time, it’s not happening 

So get ready to either hit the deck or get caught on fire with him, depending on how much time he gets to think about it

Scale

He screams at first

There’s a loud clatter of knives, but he’s got you!

Scale insists very hard that he did not shriek like a little baby at you almost impaling yourself on his knives

Instead he scolds you over it

I mean come on, you spent an entire afternoon to keep his assassination deadline on you years away

What’s the good in wasting that, he could’ve done better things with his afternoon if you were gonna die a couple months later anyway

Sven

Puts no thought into whatever he’s holding, he just tries to hold you on top of it

It’s very uncomfortable every time, why do you keep doing that

It also doesn’t register to him that it’s his need to multitask it that results in you injuring yourself

He starts doing it to you to prove a point, and thinks he’s doing it better because he doesn’t get hurt

He has not realized it’s because you actually drop everything to catch him

But it’s still fun, and you kinda don’t want to ruin it for him.

Cole 

He doesn’t even flinch

It’s like he anticipated you’d do this exact thing

And unlike some of the other boys he doesn’t even think when he drops whatever he’s holding. 

Unless it’s something on the more… incriminating side. At that point he dodges you, dodges any questions, and quickly dismisses himself from the conversation entirely.

Sure it’s entirely possible there’s a shattered plate of hot food at his feet now, but that doesn’t matter because you’re here, being contently held in his arms

He uses it as an excuse to keep holding you

Poe

It what fucking world do you think he could hold you?

He drops his coffee and his school papers

Luckily they don’t damage each other, but w o w that was a close call

But beyond losing his morning caffeine and having to gather his work back up, you’ve hurt his wrists and also your entire body

No one has won here.

He also just. Literally can’t hold you. He’s a tiny frail goth boy, he crumbles if he’s holding anything heavier than 20 pounds. 

Once you’re back on your feet, he asks if you could at the very least help him gather up his papers. They’re worth like 20% of his grade. 

Cashew

Already a bit on the twitchy side, when he notices you speeding like a bullet train, he squeaks.

What exactly do you think you’re doing??? He’s been relocating his books all afternoon, you can see that he’s holding like, 8.

But, visibly cringing, they hit the floor, because he knows that he can’t hold them and you at the same time

One of them falls wide open, pages down. He tries not to think of the potential folded pages and boxed corners. 

Especially because of how pleased you look!

…But the second he can set you down he’s on the ground checking for damages.

Seth

Seth is the absolute king of the ‘casually carrying around hazardous objects’ club

But unlike everyone else in said club, he has no qualms about chucking whatever it is on the ground and scooping you up. 

This has resulted almost unanimously in making more hazards and chaos, but he hasn’t fussed about it once

He gets to give you a lil snuggle and it has the potential to cause crime. It’s a win-win for him!

You are an accessory to arson now though, so watch out, yeah?

Logan

Man goes into bullet time

It’s just a race to him to see if he can free an arm before you inevitably ‘plink’ off him and crash into the floor

Like. He does it, no real problems

But he immediately sets you down and scolds you for it

Because that was dangerous! What if he got hurt? What if you got hurt? What if he was holding something breakable, or bringing his fire axe somewhere?

All of those sound awful! 

Still, he ruffles your hair and plants a little kiss on the top of your head. He isn’t mad, he just wants to make sure you’re being safe.

[blushblushrambles]

How do you think (Nimh, Garret and Poe) would react to a S/O who is crying but doesn't wanna talk about it. Just wants to ugly cry, hit something, and generally exhaust themselves?

Btw, I love your blog!

(THIS WAS IN MY ASKS FOR 2 MONTHS AND I DIDN'T NOTICE??)

Nimh

Nimh's not the most confrontational, so he'd definitely be nervous when it came to approaching you.

He would probably just stay in your general area until he worked up the nerve to ask what was wrong

Whether you tell him or not he's gonna be following you around like a lost puppy until you break down crying.

He's not sure what to do at first- but he definitely wouldn't run.

Until you feel better Nimh's gladly going to sit next to you on the couch and hold you close- only getting up if you need a tissue.

While he's certainly nervous and unsure how to deal with it, he's more than willing to be at your side and won't even think of leaving you.

"Uh. . there, there. It's okay. ."

Garret

Garret would be REALLY annoying at first.

He knows no subtlety. He knows no tact.

He will keep asking what's wrong no matter how much you express your desire not to talk or shove him away.

Eventually though, he'll realize exactly what to do and will get quietly.

He'd gently scoop you up and let you cry into him all you want. Anything else he had to do that day could wait.

Won't say much besides the occasional affirmation. He doesn't wanna push your emotions aside- he wants you to feel them.

"It's okay. Garret has you."

Poe

Poe would probably handle the situation better than Garret and Nimh combined.

He'd almost immediately know what's up and go out for a moment, and come back with a bunch of cheap snow globes.

He'd gladly help you smash them all up against the pavement to get your frustrations out.

He'd bring up the idea of writing your feelings into a poem, but would understand if you weren't up to it.

He'd describe his own experiences of anger to you and try to get you to laugh at how moody he was.

Spends the night even after you feel better. Just in case.

"Yeah, go ahead. Get it all out. I'm right here with you."

[justsomeblushblushstuff]

i keep thinking about cowboy garret.......hmmmmmm...idea in head... i also want to draw cole in an ACTUAL detective outfit.

[heyacris]

Bad blush blush memes I made at 2 AM because I was bored part 2:

[cursedwater]

blush blush size comparison || MDNI

so. i realized the other night that, as someone with the adult content dlc and all the boys, i had every tool at my disposal to compare their dicks.

preferably, this would be considered a headcanon and not a fact.

my method was to screenshot each of them in their birthday suit outfits, then layer them over one another (in succession) to physically compare. this is by no means a perfect method. characters vary greatly between art, including their outfits. this seemed a lot more fair than trying to compare based on pin-ups.

because i'm not mathematically working out the inches, i've separated this into two lists: one for length and one for girth. both are sorted most to least.

length:

logan

william

kelby

myx

reece

ace

volks

ichiban

anon

haru

garret

stirling

cole

fuyu

eli

nimh

dmitri

poe

cashew

sven

seth

aki

scale

girth:

garret

william

haru

ichiban

logan

myx

kelby

seth

stirling

fuyu

anon

volks

dmitri

nimh

poe

aki

ace

reece

cole

scale

cashew

eli

sven

[blushblushheadcanons]

Me, a voice-kink haver, ranking the voices of all the boys

1 - Cole

No explanation needed.

2 - Cashew

Please read to me every night while I fall asleep on your lap PLEASE

3 - Seth

not to be gay but oh my god. oh my fucking christ in heaven Jesus almighty

4 - Volks

That monotone voice just does something to me

5 - Logan

His laugh is a little funky but in general oh my

6 - Myx

Please sing to me I'm begging you

7 - William

Not the biggest William stan but like..... Why does he sound kinda......

8 - Stirling

very classy, very sexy

9 - Anon

Judge me for this one I just think he sounds hot

10 - Scale

Attractive in an edgy teenager kind of way

11 - Poe

Not bad, but not attractive either. Extra points because I think it fits him perfectly

12 - Kelby

Kinda meh, not too bad not too good

13 - Dmitri

Not the biggest fan of his accent but in general he sounds fairly attractive

14 - Eli

Can be annoying every now and then but I like the high energy

15 - Nimh

Sorry I just... Don't like his voice if I'm being honest

16 - Ichiban

As much as I love Mark's voice, Ichiban just doesn't do it for me

17 - Sven

Saw a video with his voiced DLC and it's literally the reason why I didn't buy it

18 - Garret

I disable the voice acting DLC when I play his route