#gangaj

[zeherili-ankhein]

I am throwing Gangajal at yall freaks! 😭

Bold of you to assume Maa Ganga wouldn't love our cursed war 😋

[ramayantika]

GUYS THEY ARE HUGGING NOW

[spiritualreetu]

[rightnewshindi]

शख्स ने हरिद्वार से लाए गंगाजल का माइक्रोस्कोप से किया टेस्ट, सामने आई चौंकाने वाली सच्चाई; देखें वीडियो

Ganga Water PurityTest: देश की सबसे पवित्र नदियों (Rivers) में से एक मानी जाने वाली नदी गंगा (Ganga River) के पानी को लेकर अक्सर ही चिंताओं और चिंतन का दौर चलता है. गंगा जल को कैसे शुद्ध और साफ रखा जाए इसके लिए अलग अलग समय पर अलग अलग कोशिशें होती रही हैं. अब तो जल शक्ति मंत्रालय (Shakti Mantralay) के तहत गंगा नदी को सिरे से साफ करने को लेकर योजनाएं बन रही हैं. इस संबंध में आयोग पहले भी बन चुके…

[baba-films-haryana]

गंगाजल | haryanvi shiv bhajan | Sanjay Sharma | Baba Khanda Haryana | new haryanvi shiv song dj 

[kashibanaras]

[shanti-ashant-hai]

And it did all the things We designed it to do

Now look at you, oh

Look at you, you, you Unstoppable, watchable Your time is now Your inside's out Honey, how you grew And if we stick together Who knows what we'll do It was always the plan To put the world in your hand

-Welcome to the internet, Bo Burnham

Idk this song reminds me a lot of how desiblr is acting nowadays haha

desiblr is just cursedblr atp

[shanti-ashant-hai]

THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING THINGS IVE SEEN DEAR FUCKING LORD

to diaspora indians thinking about coming back to the motherland: do not come. they've started selling dairy milk raw mango flavour here no one appreciates kaccha mango bite anymore

[shut-up-rabert]

I LOVE Religious memes, and I'll tell you exactly why:

Muslim Memes

I have come across so many memes on Muslim life and they are so. Funny.

And an honourable mention to the guy who left the Mufti flaberstaged by slipping and eating Shawarma with Tahini, 3 slices of apple and a wholeass litre of water 😭😭

Muslims are careful not to make God and any religious figure a part of their humour but the jokes surrounding their lifestyle are hilarious. I laugh everytime I see that shiekh with the telescope. And the pettiness of the youtube channel, I'm crying😂😂

I really love the sense of humour and its so relatable sometimes that I just cannot–

(I could not put those relatable memes here because of this app's cursed limit, but It's about stuff like praying fast to do other stuff as a kid which reminded me of speeding through Gayatri Mantra and putting Zam Zam, which is Muslim version of Gangajal in your eyes to purify them)

There are so, so many great memes better than the ones I just posted but my stupid ass pinterest lost them at the right time so yay? 🙃

Rating this a solid 786/10

Christian Memes

Studying in a convent (and their not so subtle indocrination of the faith in us) has made me have a fair bit of acquaintance with this religion.

I see that the case is somewhat more towards making jokes on the bible lore itself. Like yeah there is content on Christian life but jokes on Jesus, apostles and New testemant are the ones I come across more frequently and I LOVE them?? They are so unabashedly hilarious😭😭

Gotta look paintable, even if it's your last dinner, am I right?

I Hollered at the cross one (yes, I studied in a Catholic school and I know exactly what the prominence of the cross is, but I love a sarcastic Jesus omg😭)

I know everytime I come across a Christian TikTok, either about Christian life or Bible lore, I'm ensured of a chuckle atleast.

Rating these a 12/3 for my man Moses

Hindu Memes

Now, the thing with us is that we are free to make jokes on either the lore and our life, because God has made sure to let us know that he has a good sense of humour *cough cough* Vishnu Ji trolling demons with Bramha ka Vardaan *cough* , but I see that we too have more memes on lore than life style.

And THESE are the ones thar speak loudest to me of them all, partially because I'm a Hindu and they hit close to home and partially because they are the best thing ever??😭😭

I have an entire collection of these and they are hilarious, the kind that make you holler if you understand the lore.

The thing is, while there's 10/10 stuff in the lore section, I really feel the lack of memes when it comes to humour on Hindu life, so I hope we can make more of that.

Rating 1008/10 because ofcourse.

All in all, I have two things to say:

1) we need more hindu life memes, let's make them.

2) SEND ME YOUR RELIGIOUS MEMES

[spiritualreetu]

[rightnewshindi]

कांग्रेस पार्षदों को पिलाया गया गंगाजल-गौमूत्र, वैदिक मंत्रों का हुआ उच्चारण; फिर बीजेपी नेता कुसुम यादव ने संभाली मेयर की कुर्सी

Jaipur News: राजस्थान के हेरिटेज नगर में शुक्रवार को गजब सियासी नजारा देखने को मिला. बीजेपी नेता कुसुम यादव ने हनुमान चालीसा के पाठ और मंत्रोच्चार के बीच हेरिटेज नगर निगम के मेयर की कुर्सी संभाली. इस दौरान कांग्रेस छोड़कर भाजपा का समर्थन करने वाले पार्षदों पर गंगाजल छिड़का गया. साथ ही उन्हें गोमूत्र भी पिलाया गया. अब नगर निगम में रहेगी शुद्धता स्थानीय बीजेपी विधायक ब���लमुकुंद आचार्य ने नए मेयर…

[tiny-pteranodon]

Have the whole squad

ok torturing reva isn't enough all of you need to be subjected to it so new tag!!

[lord-of-lollipops]

you read that wrong didn't you..

Yeh lo gangajal 💧

[baba-films-haryana]

Ek Lota Jal Jai Karde # #shortsfeed #mahashivratri

[tiredguyswag]

if Brahminism is 'how you act' then koi savarna brahmin nahi hota

also these people will spread videos like this and then justify how people 'purified' a temple with gangajal after akhilesh yadav came to worship because that is in no way related to caste yaar uski bas vibes sahi nahi thi

exactly

[mythvoiced]

The yank could be more forceful, probably. Not that it matters, it's forceful enough, Taejoo's teeth clatter together painfully, from the open mouth of his stutter to the silence that follows the adrenaline spiking through his body.

Somewhere, a chair shifts.

He's been in bad situations, but they pale violently in comparison to this. There is no way to even compare, school bullies and the scars on his hands, to a body he refuses to look at.

He's been told, once, at the very least: working where he works would get him in trouble. Casinos are for foreigners only, the one Koreans are legally allowed to gamble in is not even anywhere near the very city Taejoo could barely run to. So what could be possibly expect to be getting into, here? Working the front of a gambling ring where Koreans of all ages laugh and drink just a few rooms in the back, defying the law one placed chip at a time?

Taejoo can feel his heart in his throat. He'd have found that saying odd. It beats painfully and distantly. Cold. His legs are shaking with the energy his body wants him to use to run, or do this, or do that. He can barely hear anything over the ringing in his ears and somehow, at the same time, he feels like he can hear and see everything more clearly - it's an illusion, the body thinks, the eyes ignore the blur.

He shuts up well enough, all right. Perhaps a little too well. He can't even get his throat to whimper when he all but falls into the chair, when something cold touches his cheek, when he's forced to stare at a madman from a new angle, height be damned. He can only see without really seeing and feel the gun without really feeling it, and he's so busy shutting up he can't remember how to speak. Gape. Fish mouth. Open. Close. The cards on the blackjack table he'd been working at scatter over it on their own. Taejoo chokes in the back of his throat.

"I'm… it's not me," is all he knows how to say, and, truly, the sky is up, the sea is down. There's no way Taejoo knows a man like this… he can only pray it's mutual. "I don't… know anything, please-"

 just today , when everyone and everything was getting on his nerves , today that half of his plan had been buried under the ground with ten of his best men . . . today this guy had to be difficult . what's so confusing about the fact that gangjae was going to use him as a fake ( – not too fake probably ) hostage and have them call the cops . and by cops he only means jiwoo ; can't kill her favorite waiter without her watching it . the poor guy wasn't involved in anything but gangjae was bored and even though he was sure she wasn't going to come here , he glared at cheolsu’s very logical words . boss , let's just go , they're already scared enough . gangjae ignores taejoo’s pleas , grabs him by the shirt and yanks him to his left . ❛ shut the fuck up . ❜  he glances at the window , one of the kids behind him whimper in fright and his mother immediately covers his mouth . it's so boring . waiting for jiwoo in this dark restaurant with half eaten meals and a dead body on the ground . he lazily shoves the guy away into a chair , presses the tip of his fun against his neck and a woman sobs behind him . gangjae grins a little ; ❛ ya’ said - [ — the gun drags along the man's cheek ] that your name is taejoo , huh ? i used to know a taejoo before . . . ❜