#gamerchild

[vervainvoyage]

Doing the War Within quest- Warframe Spoilers ahead!

.....so when I joked that Lotus calls me kid, I didn't know I'd be playing as an honest to god child. Good news: I did give them glasses. I'm also a bit better at not running into windows and doorframes, so the glasses are in-universe canon compliant! I've had the chance to listen to them chat to me in a few missions now and.... yeah that's a gamer kid. It'd be annoying if it wasn't kinda cute.

Teshin. Why is he treated like someone I know. I've never met the man and he's out there giving me orders with no introduction for a second quest in a row. I must assume it's another "timeline got wonky during the decade" moment, like how I don't know much about Alad V except that he made the big doggo that was the first boss I ever fought against. I mean, Cephalon Simaris got a proper introduction before he started ordering me around. Who in the hell is Teshin and why does he have the affinity for unusual hats that Lotus and Hunhow have?

To the quest itself- the Grineer have queens...? I swear I'm not stupid but did I... miss that somewhere or should I start reading the codex entries more... which means I have no idea what difference does it make if Teshin knows them or not. Anyway, the gamerchild is now pissing me off a bit. You almost got murdered barely a few days ago, can you ease up on the anime protagonist tendencies of running STRAIGHT into the most suspicious place you see? We're losing connection, where the HELL are you going. Gamerchild noooooo

(oh but flying freely on the Archwing is fun. More fun in this slow and steady precision-based mission, at least. I hated the Archwing mission where I had to rush somewhere with a time limit, that was the WORST. They saw me bonk my forehead into walls at running speed and gave me wings that break the sound barrier, this could never end well)

[fuckmatpat]

I hope BabyPat is doing well today

holy shit the baby's born

It was born 5 days ago apparently????Welcome to the world, young child. May your father not do Epic Gamer Jokes around you…

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[jnkwatts]

The moment you ask why is your 6 year old is quite #gamerchild #gramerboy #minecraft (at Myteenytinyshop) https://www.instagram.com/p/BnKchmeHmH2aVHFtAbawE6pfN1ef8Yg3_R5qkU0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=be4c3eigvckm

[jszzwavy-blog]

gamerchild lifestyle

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[nelson2gu-blog]

Happy 15th Anniversary @xbox #Xbox #15YearAnniversary #XboxLive #GamerChild #Gamer #Gaming #GamingIsLife #15YearsToday

[sirticsalot]

The Gamer Child (Kyra). #camptwitchandshout #GamerChild

[vervainvoyage]

p2

okay, "I'm going to infiltrate the base!" and Lotus just giving me a "[...]" was HILARIOUS. I hope gamerchild gets told off, how dare you endanger one of the VERY FEW FRAMES I HAVE. CHILD. WE CANNOT AFFORD TO LOSE THIS ONE.

"Lotus? Something is tampering with the transference stream!" You don't say. Wow. How. Unexpected. Did you even listen when Lotus said it was happening 5 minutes ago?

"We havve a gifffft fffor you" fuck. fuck. fuck. I'm losing the Frame aren't I, gamerchild what have you DONE

Teshin? You bitch. Hope I get to kick his ass some day.

OH. OOOOOOH. I did the Koumei quest yesterday, is THIS what they meant "You worship a worm"??????? ....I do not appreciate the little one's looks. It's skewing too "clown" for me. Yikes.

Soooooo something isn't adding up. Okay so the Frames were made by Orokins- I learned that during the Heart mission on Deimos. But madame worm is saying the Grineer made the Frames? Is this why Hunhow called Alad V an Orokin? Hm.

Ortis! I love Ortis. We're still the best braindamage buddies. Rude Gamerchild needs to stop screaming at him, learn some tact kiddo.

Doing the War Within quest- Warframe Spoilers ahead!

.....so when I joked that Lotus calls me kid, I didn't know I'd be playing as an honest to god child. Good news: I did give them glasses. I'm also a bit better at not running into windows and doorframes, so the glasses are in-universe canon compliant! I've had the chance to listen to them chat to me in a few missions now and.... yeah that's a gamer kid. It'd be annoying if it wasn't kinda cute.

Teshin. Why is he treated like someone I know. I've never met the man and he's out there giving me orders with no introduction for a second quest in a row. I must assume it's another "timeline got wonky during the decade" moment, like how I don't know much about Alad V except that he made the big doggo that was the first boss I ever fought against. I mean, Cephalon Simaris got a proper introduction before he started ordering me around. Who in the hell is Teshin and why does he have the affinity for unusual hats that Lotus and Hunhow have?

To the quest itself- the Grineer have queens...? I swear I'm not stupid but did I... miss that somewhere or should I start reading the codex entries more... which means I have no idea what difference does it make if Teshin knows them or not. Anyway, the gamerchild is now pissing me off a bit. You almost got murdered barely a few days ago, can you ease up on the anime protagonist tendencies of running STRAIGHT into the most suspicious place you see? We're losing connection, where the HELL are you going. Gamerchild noooooo

(oh but flying freely on the Archwing is fun. More fun in this slow and steady precision-based mission, at least. I hated the Archwing mission where I had to rush somewhere with a time limit, that was the WORST. They saw me bonk my forehead into walls at running speed and gave me wings that break the sound barrier, this could never end well)

[nelson2gu-blog]

Thank you @gamestop for #ProDay I'm so glad I picked this up, great game so far. All around graphics and story sequence is amazing. #Gamestop #ProDay #Gaming #Gamer #GamingIsLife #Xbox #Batman #ArkhamKnight #GamerChild

[vervainvoyage]

p3

....ah. I see. This is why we can't have nice things.

Ortis, I know you're braindamaged to hell and back but could you just- not? Yes I know the gamerchild is annoying. But this is a slight overreaction.

Aww okay. I don't have a time limit, so I decided to just chill and see what happens, and Ortis is really not doing much except turn the lights red, and is giving me hints how to, you know. Stop him. I knew he's a cutie!

Oh there is a time limit. It just goes "failed" without anything happening. Huh. Aaaaand the opening is unskippable.

....aaaaaand we're in Skyrim. Why is it always Skyrim.

Wh- CHILD. If you get stabbed and don't have bandages, don't pull it out! Someone teach this child some first aid, ohmygod.

And now we're in Amnesia.

HELL YES. Oh I love that the first power I get, being the "face first into doorframes" kind of clumsy, is a "jump face first into a door to open it" power. It's all coming together!

Kid. Come on. "This is my family now" but you LEFT THEM. ON THE MOON. I will never stop shouting about not rescuing the other kids, honestly.

Wheeeeee I'm a wooorrrmmmm. This rocks, actually. Thanks Teshin. I'm still gonna kick your ass if the game lets me, you're a massive ass, but this is cool.

Yuo see Teshin, I am starting to understand your plan. It still would have been nice to know the plan. Cool motive, still an ass.

Doing the War Within quest- Warframe Spoilers ahead!

.....so when I joked that Lotus calls me kid, I didn't know I'd be playing as an honest to god child. Good news: I did give them glasses. I'm also a bit better at not running into windows and doorframes, so the glasses are in-universe canon compliant! I've had the chance to listen to them chat to me in a few missions now and.... yeah that's a gamer kid. It'd be annoying if it wasn't kinda cute.

Teshin. Why is he treated like someone I know. I've never met the man and he's out there giving me orders with no introduction for a second quest in a row. I must assume it's another "timeline got wonky during the decade" moment, like how I don't know much about Alad V except that he made the big doggo that was the first boss I ever fought against. I mean, Cephalon Simaris got a proper introduction before he started ordering me around. Who in the hell is Teshin and why does he have the affinity for unusual hats that Lotus and Hunhow have?

To the quest itself- the Grineer have queens...? I swear I'm not stupid but did I... miss that somewhere or should I start reading the codex entries more... which means I have no idea what difference does it make if Teshin knows them or not. Anyway, the gamerchild is now pissing me off a bit. You almost got murdered barely a few days ago, can you ease up on the anime protagonist tendencies of running STRAIGHT into the most suspicious place you see? We're losing connection, where the HELL are you going. Gamerchild noooooo

(oh but flying freely on the Archwing is fun. More fun in this slow and steady precision-based mission, at least. I hated the Archwing mission where I had to rush somewhere with a time limit, that was the WORST. They saw me bonk my forehead into walls at running speed and gave me wings that break the sound barrier, this could never end well)