#gahghh

[anachronistic-falsehood]

“my place was always here in the lab with you” I’M GOING TO THROW SOMWTHING

[blvntprncss]

can not stop thinking about how he had me braced open with his legs and pinned to him while he was grabbing all over my body -god going feral over it actually

[biohazzrds]

Chris sketch while i finish Leon!

[the-sappho-of-lesbos]

F me I just saw a couple video from someone I went to school with on Instagram

[sneeg-snag]

love women but there are So Many Stoners like hiiii you’re so hot no i’m not gonna be ur smoking buddy i’d have a panic attack.

[wannabeanotter]

MEN ARE PIGS

"Urgh, men are such fucking pigs"

Aww, look at this cute little twink, whinging about his bad break up. Turns out his boyfriend, er, ex-boyfriend was just using him for sex. Well, yeah, men are pigs after all. But it's cute how naive he is...

He thinks he's exempt

Bros, what are you thinking? Cuz I think a real pig should have a big, fat, hairy ass. Barely able to be stuffed in his trousers. A real pig should have dark, wiry hair that covers every inch of his body, leaving a thick forest stuffed deep in his pits and between his cheeks.

It's such a shame his ex was only interested in his body. Men, right? You know, I think I should leave him desperately, pathetically horny for exactly the type of twink he used to be. Yeah, he deserves it.

I snap my fingers, and this thick mist of sweat and deodorant rains down over his body

"Gahghh, What is that?"

POOF

He screams

"WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO ME??"

I'll leave him to claw at his new, hairy ass. I'm sure he'll even try shaving it. But sooner or later he'll end up at the club, grunting and growling at every boy in a crop top that walks past, and they'll role their eyes, and think to themselves "Ew, men are fucking pigs".

But hey, I'll get to them too

[sasukewasrightforthat]

sometimes it has to be said. the end of naruto is genuinely so unsatisfying. we never actually get as much interaction between naruto and sasuke after they reconcile as the narrative deserves.

like naruto rips himself apart so many times emotionally, physically, psychologically, etc, the two of them literally die together, and after all that… we barely see them speak to each other, naruto marries hinata, and the series ends. is this not robbery?

imagine seeing sasuke explain to naruto what the resurrected hokages told him about konoha’s history. imagine seeing naruto and sasuke brainstorming konoha’s future together, one that treats children (which the series identifies as the “king” of the village several times - the true thing worth protecting) with the compassion they deserve. naruto is so close to fleshing out its vision, but it chickens out last minute. gahghh it’s so frustrating

[starheavenly]

GAWD! Your AU idea is so CKEVER and FUN and everyone’s designs are so CHARMING! I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!! GAHGHH!!!✨💕

New reaction image for when people get over stimulated from the Zenith stuff.. But thank you!! Seriously the fact that people like my silly comics and drawings is so heart warming. I feel a bit like a teenager again since I just wake up and draw these funky little robots all day, its very fun!!

[fyodior]

hey flora!!!! okay i’m dropping by because i’m woefully ignorant when it comes to bsd, but i want to get to know you and your man a little better. i’ve gathered that fyodor is a villain (sexy of him, tbh). but what are the vibes of your relationship? the dynamics? the themes and motifs? you can be as detailed or brief as you want—i’m just here to listen your lovely self ❤️

KAE……. u are so sweet to ask me this im sniffling sobbing throwing petals in the air

yes, fyodor (fedya is the fandom given nickname since that’s a typical nickname for men named fyodor in russia) is currently the main villain in bsd and wreaking absolute havoc on everything and everyone around him but i will always love him idc

we’re kind of a complicated couple. on his end it’s a very “i hate everyone and trust no one except for you” type deal, and i did not earn that trust easily. he’s an exceptionally closed off and untrusting man, which ultimately led to his (almost) death recently in the story.

it was a long time from our first meeting to us finally getting together, stumbling into each other time and time again similar to the movie Serendipity, before he finally even considered giving me a chance, and it was a cheesy ass sparks fly moment where not even the evil psychopath fyodor dostoyevsky could deny the chemistry.

we just… fall into place. while he’s not the typical looking beefy scary guy he definitely has that attack dog aura to protect me - he’d kill for me and i’d live for him. we’re kind of yin and yang in that way. he and i are definitely different - he’s very quiet and reserved, where i can be loud and over the top, but to love each other in spite of our differences and even utilize each other’s strengths and compensate for the other’s weaknesses is why we work so well.

i gave him his first ever bj and he was a big fan of that

GAHGHH sometimes i just have such a hard time really putting it all into words bc i see it so clearly in my head and love him so much but we’re both just incredibly complex people that it’s just…. it can be hard to describe. this is total word vomit but thank u so much for asking anyway ily so much kae thank you for caring :”)

[rainy-sys]

GAGEGAGEGAGR and hes like “aww fuck wait im sorry. i mean i can alwways dry em off again.” while hes trying not 2 say "saying bye to you is more important anywway”

GAHGHH I LOVE THEMMM

[ismellbitches]

G

Guess what

(I’ve never written fanfic ever and am struggling)

GAHGHH GOOD LUCK YOURE GONNA DO GREAT.

[transmarimo]

GAHGHH when the trauma is like . embarrassing and not relatable.

[thewateryouwalk]

ny boyfriend’s landlord said we can’t have a dog at his house so I will be renewing my lease for another year at my apartment. it sucks, but now we know what the next steps are and I won’t have to worry about a living situation for my dog. I love both of them so much and I would never choose one over the other, so this is my only option until we decide to buy a house somewhere.

[nyaing]

hi

[lunatens]

Istg if Jeonghan is actually spying on them 👀 bUT OMG WAIT WHAT IF ITS CHAN LIKE NOT BANG CHAN BUT DINO CHAN🤭🤭 I WOULD CRY but yes our bb yves obv gonna help out 🤩 and hmm I was thinking is y/n gonna end up with Shua bc it’s called swimming fools and he’s a swimming fool 🤭 bc hao or Dino would be dancing fools and Vern would be just a fool-jkjk we love our talented bb :’) but just a thought 🤔 literally only a thought cuz of their gc name and I was like wait hold up something’s matching :’)

SLFKDJSJS SIRI UR MIND I-

i will not confirm or deny anything as much as i would like to talk about everything i cANT AAAAH what a dilemma 😭😭

but LMAO “vern would be just a fool” IM DYING PLS u are comedy QUEEN hehe i love hearing all your theories and thoughts so much omg 🥺

ALSO UR TAGS HAHA IM SCREAMING jeonghan do be coming for y/n’s man oop-

lol but for real i would love to be in that gc 🤪🤪 me and hannie would be wild together it would be sO fun heheheh u know what...i did swimming for 12 years and i am: a fool so i would fit right in 😳 but u would have to join too ofc i mean you me jeonghan shua and mr bang chan himself in one gc?? 🤩🤩🤩 it would be LEGENDARY