#gag reel fart

[wemakeitupaswego]

He never stopped. I'd say he put acceleration into it.

Jensen’s face when Misha says “It barely shows, but I know it’s hard”

[sulfursmells]

Test Drive

BBBBRRRRRTTPPPPPPPPPP

A loud bassy rip exited the Austin’s ass into the seats of the car. Adding onto the already deadly aroma of the car. I walked into the dealership hoping to get a car only to find out that I was short a few hundred. I was devastated but Austin here made a deal with me. If I took him on a test drive and managed to make it through without cracking the windows, exiting the car or passing out he’ll give me a discount so I could get the car. I accepted immediately thinking it would be easy, how wrong I was? Immediately after setting foot into the car, I heard a low pitched sound akin to a deflecting balloon. I looked over at Austin to see a huge grin on his face as a burnt rubber eggy smell hit my senses. I coughed and gagged wondering how something so small could smell so bad. “Come on we got a whole drive to complete” Austin said eagerly with a sly grin. Every few seconds experience another rip from Austin of varying sizes, some small others big always deadly. At a stop light he said he dropped something I got the back seat moving half his body into the back seat his ass right next to my face. He then ripped on of his biggest fart

PPPPPPRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

It was loud and devastating, slightly fogging up the windows of the car. Making my gag and my vision to go slightly blurry. “Ahhhh come on we’re almost there just a little more. “ Austin says turning on the heat to amplify his stink.

“Just a little more” I thought to myself attempting to drown out the sound of constant bombs being dropped. We finally turn into the dealership, still coughing happy that this torture was finally over. I put the car in park and moved to open the door until Austin grabbed my arm smiled at me and grunted. I was still reeling from his past blasts confused as no sound was heard until the most horrendous smell hit my nostrils. Smelling like raw sewage as I coughed until my vision went blank. I woke up it was night, still in the car with a note saying “you managed to make it though, no one has before so congrats. A deals a deal the cars yours. Hope you enjoy -Austin” I may have gotten my car but I don’t think I’ll ever be able to get Austin’s stink removed from my car.

[octuscle]

I need help!!! I walked out the door and got jumped by some chavs. They chucked me in a car and it looks like they taking me to East London. What should I do?

My friend, the question is not so much what you should do… The question is what you can do at all. Your hands are tied behind your back. In your mouth is something you suspect is an old sweaty sock. That alone makes you gag. But that's not the worst of it. The three chavs who dragged you into the car are chain-smoking and farting all the time. If your body wasn't full of adrenaline, you'd have passed out long ago. So you desperately try to figure out what the chavs are up to. But the music in the car is loud and it's hard to understand their accents. Suddenly the car takes a sharp turn and brakes. A backyard. You have no idea where you are. The lads drag you roughly out of the car. A warehouse gate opens, you are thrown to the ground and straightened up so that you are kneeling right in front of the bulge of one of the chavs. He opens his pants, pulls down the hem of his fake Calvin Klein boxers and his cock pops out like a jack-in-the-box. Fuck, it's Stockholm syndrome already. The whole thing makes you increasingly horny. Your head feels all foggy after the stench in the car. Nevertheless, you are relieved when the fellow takes the sock out of your mouth. You take a deep breath. And swallow the chav's boner.

The uncut cock tastes of sweat, cum and smegma. Your tormentor takes off his shirt. The cock in your face, his hot six-pack in front of your eyes makes you hornier and hornier. And while you're still swallowing his load, you cum your own in your pants. And then you pass out…

Oh fuck! I'm gonna havta like hav let me fuckin' guard down, you think. You're lying on the floor of the boxing ring. Your sparring partner is grinning above you. Jesus, if he always has to work out with his upper body bare. This fellow is smoking hot. Time out, you say and sit down against the wall, your gaze still alternating between his sweaty chest and the bulge in the shiny fabric of his boxing shorts. You need to wank so badly…Mate, 'an ya help me out of me fuckin' gloves, you ask him. I need me fuckin' hands for somethin' else reel na. Your buddies in the gym grin. Their boss has ordered them to recruit a new talent. Don't disappoint your boss!

[msfeatherfreckles]

What really gets my goat about the "You would know" fart joke jensen makes in that gag reel is that it's not the official gag reel. It's one that was made as bonus content for an online event that misha spearheaded. And he had to have signed off on releasing it.

Like, "sure, man, let's put the joke where i heavily imply i bottom for you in a gag reel to promote the very serious cause we're having a livestream conference call for."

[castiellesbian]

Everyone send anon hate to @daalcuntynatural for making me remember the Jensen gag reel fart joke

[deancrowleycas]

so I came home to my base in 7 days to die and @eonastark added a little flair to it that will forever remind me of Jackles' fart joke from the s15 gag reel

[feedistdani]

Since you are pregnant you have become more gassy and you burp a lot. But do you also fart a lot? and would you make a video farting at some point during your pregnancy?

I do indeed fart a lot - my husband is constantly making fun of me because they sound like gag reel farts. 😅

I can try to make a video for sure! I'm just not sure how. Like with burps, I know when they come. The farts just fall out of my ass randomly. 😂😅

[adamwatchesmovies]

Lovers and Liars (1979)

It’s been a while since I’ve hated a movie as much as Lovers and Liars. Poorly edited, never funny, badly written and dated, I'm almost sure the movie itself was an afterthought and the real objective was to give Goldie Hawn an Italian vacation.

When Guido Massacesi (Giancarlo Giannini) learns his father has become gravely ill, he decides to go visit… but the womanizer refuses to travel alone. After her friend rejects his advance, American actress Anita (Hawn) decides to join him.

Two corpses stuffed into a barrel would have more chemistry than Hawn and Giannini do, which on its own is enough to doom this screwball comedy. Maybe it’s an Italian thing but there’s nothing to like about the male lead. He's married with a son but inviting them to join him as he goes to visit his father - perhaps for the last time - never crosses his mind. The trip is first and foremost an opportunity for Guido to see his mistress again. Is that supposed to be funny? At her apartment, we see first-hand how creepy this man gets. He spots his mistress naked in bed, undresses, slides under the sheets and starts pawing her like he's Brock Turner. She screams and kicks him out, which Anita finds irresistible. They go on the road together through some would-be hysterical adventures. After a while, she falls asleep. That’s Guido’s cue to start putting the moves on her. When Anita eventually agrees to his advances, you’ll want to barf.

You’d have to be a comedy scientist to recognize the pathetic, misshapen gags as they limply hobble by. In a small scenic town, everything is closed because it isn’t tourist season. Guido and Anita can’t get a cab! That’s it. That’s the joke. It’ll have you begging for a fart or crotch shot.

Scenes often end in a way that makes you wonder if you missed something, or if there isn’t a reel missing. I’ve read the picture originally ran around the two-hour mark. My version on VHS lasted 96 minutes. The missing scenes would explain why so much of the film was choppy and abrupt but this was torture at an hour and a half. Any more and my mind would’ve snapped.

Lovers and Liars is particularly frustrating because it gives you absolutely nothing. Some bad movies give you hours' worth of material to talk about. Others make you angry in a myriad of ways or provide entertainment in ways that weren’t intended. This? It’s a struggle to sit through and the effort needed to explain why you shouldn’t watch it was a chore. The sooner I forget about Lovers and Liars - and I will forget all about it - the better. (Full-screen version on VHS, June 9, 2021)

[marwolaeth1993]

Lambert changing diapers

Lambert's first time changing a diaper goes about as well as he expected. That is to say, it went shit.

The moment he started getting the tiny human being unclothed the hell began. A wail so loud it rattled the windows and pierced his eardrums errupted from tiny lungs. Lambert swore impressively, resisted the urge to clamp his hands over his ears, in favor of divesting the baby on the table from his tiny breeches and then the diaper.

The moment he pulled away the cloth the smell he had already detected doubled and all but hit him in the face. It was rancid and made his eyes water. But he inhaled through his mouth, gagged a little and soldiered on. He grabbed a wet cloth and began to clean the, still wailing like a banshee, kids behind. He refreshed the cloth a few times, cleaning it in lukewarm water and got the baby's bottom squeeky clean. He dried the now quieter child off, just as he finished a stream of yellow liquid shot out and hit him in the face. He reeled back, spluttering and cursing and then sticking out his tongue, because fuck it got into his mouth.

"Fucking, fuck gross. What the hell kid?" Lambert spluttered at the baby, who now laughed at the face he was pulling.

Lambert grabbed a clean cloth and wiped his face clean, grimacing at the smell. "Not funny kid," he told the gurgling child, grabbing a clean diaper cloth and frowning. Now he just had to figure out how to put the damned thing on. Lambert grumbled as he shoved the cloth under the kid and began to pin the flaps together.

The kid chose then as the perfect time to fart and Lambert cursed, wrinkling his nose at the smell hitting his sensitive nose. "Ah, fucking hell, gross. Fuck!"

The baby just laughed at his response, clapping his tiny hands together. Lambert finished putting on the diaper and got the kid into a fresh pair of tiny breeches and a new shirt. He wrestled socks onto little feet and wrapped the kid up in a blanket. He was done, someone else would have to clean up, he was done.

[mothstiel]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD IM ON THE GAG REEL SCENE THATS LIKE “FARTING OVER 40 IS A RISK. MISHA SHOULD KNOW THAT” I CANT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY

dean in 14.07 realizing that what jack said about going to be missing the times spent with dean and not the big moments was what he SHOULDVE had with john but didn’t..

[cooloddball]

Genuine question, could we come up with other explanation for the Jensen's fart joke on s15 gag reel other than having a l**se a**hole? Like, I don't wanna go rpf, but english ain't my 1st language and I'm coming empty :/ Am I missing some sort of idiom or a reference?

I think @castiel-left-his-mark-on-me had explained it really well but tumblr isn't letting me find the post. If I do I will update this.

[good-things-do-happen-dean]

.

[blanketforcas]

yep the only reason we got the fart joke at all, was bc they included it in the exclusive gag reel at the end of that zoom call (timestamp 1:11:30). it wasn't in the official gag reel on the DVD

still can't believe the super serious stacey abrams spn zoom call ended with a gay fart joke

[magnificent-winged-beast]

A little gem.

[lizzybgood]

Every time Jared farts in the car, Jensen just sits there and takes it. He doesn't even get out. Man I'd be getting out, rolling the windows down, punching Jared in the arm.

[wholesome90stv]

Phart-aceuticals