#gabe used blog!;

[lunalaapunk]

It's one thing to have a lucky paw from a Pokemon that died naturally.

It's another to have all four and send three of them to people close to you after talking multiple times about how you despise the Eevee line and footage of you killing other peoples' teams has leaked online multiple times.

So look I'm not saying Nictoria's murderous habits were finally channeled onto a being that absolutely didn't deserve it, but

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Do you know how tough it was to ship plushies overseas so I could have my frens during this

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

[lunalaapunk]

Bippy update!

[A video of Bippy the Eevee... walking around... sans wheelchair. On her back feet. She has to pause every few steps to sploot and recalibrate. [Gabe's voice is briefly heard saying, "holy shit".]

SHE WALKIN.

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Babby update

[ID: A photo of a newly-hatched Eevee, laying on a puppy pad, mouth open as if squeaking in protest to being touched by a gloved hand. The tail markings denote the Eevee as a female. Judging by the angle of the photo, this vee has no front legs at all.]

She's okay! Perfectly healthy lagomorphic variant Eevee, she just has no front legs. She just... forgot she needed them I guess!

Looks like my next stop is a medical supply place to find her a little mobility aid for when she starts trying to toddle around.

[lunalaapunk]

Picrew time peeps!

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@hisuianhellion

The Hisuian Zorua in its natural habitat

(from Twitter, 22 Oct 2021)

[lunalaapunk]

... I have a very plain question. Are you... ALSO from a place where Pokemon don't exist? And... I really apologize for potentially clocking this or guessing like an idiot. Does the name "Canada" mean anything to you?

I have a very honest answer.

I am, yes. They didn't physically exist, but they were THE biggest media franchise on the PLANET.

and YES YES IT DOES. THAT'S WHERE I'M FROM. Born and raised in Canada. The spelling gave me away didn't it, lmao

[lunalaapunk]

Team Fauna better fucking pray they don't bring over anything with rabies or CWD or any parasites.

For that matter, I can tell you for fact that this world they claim is their paradise is a fucking shit hole. I was born there and I wasn't going to survive. It's amazing for a privileged few and sucks for everyone else.

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Paldeans continue to be weird about guy with service 'mons and coloured hair, more at 11

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@bugs-and-grass

soon

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Bippy update time!!

[Video: Bippy the Eevee, wearing a new single-wheel chair, happily rolling around after a motorized Pokemon toy.]

She's happily trundlin around on her monowheel and walking on her back legs unaided by now. Also she calls Tasha Mama and Nagisa Papa which is. Very funny for both of them but oh god my heart.

[lunalaapunk]

So hey I made allergy friendly cookies who wants some

Egg, dairy, and nut/tree nut free

Sadly absolutely chock full of gluten because I could not for the life of me find non-wheat flour I'm sorry

[lunalaapunk]

Important update

[A video of Bippy, strapped into her teeny little wheelchair, on the floor of Gabe's dorm room. She's clearly trying to piece this together to figure out how to walk with this wheelything. She kicks. She gets a foot under her, and slips- but the wheels roll her forward a little when she slips. Pause. Try again, looking back at her feet. Again, she rolls forward a little. Gabe's voice sounds from off-camera. "You've almost got it, keep trying!" Another little kick. Another roll. A longer one- it causes her to let out an alarmed MEEP! and firmly put her back legs on the ground. She stops. When it becomes obvious she's done trying for today, Gabe reaches out to help her out of the wheelchair. They don't seem too bothered she gave up so fast. "Good try!"]

[lunalaapunk]

Genuinely and truly you are not immune to Nihilego toxin and should not the Nihilego

Do not the nihilego

Not even a little bit

You are not immune to toxin

[lunalaapunk]

Behold.

[ID: A picture of the spudling, sporting a tiny crocheted Santa hat. Gabe's hand is visible to one side, holding out an open tube of kitty gogurt treat. /ID]

I had to distract her with the treats but