#g:humour

[goyuuficrecs]

Puppy Love

Summary:

“Don’t play dumb. The kid’s pining over you like an abandoned spaniel while you egg him on. It’s not his fault he saw something special in you – although I personally can’t imagine what it was.”

“I am pretty astounding,” says Gojou idly, kicking his feet out. “Besides, puppy love should end in heartbreak. That’s how we mature.”

“It’s not written anywhere that you have to be an asshole about it.”

“It’s written on my heart,” replies Gojou.

Author: athena_crikey

Rating: General

WC: 2.9k

Additional tags: First Crush, Romance, Humour, Gojou's an asshole

ao3 link

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Thoughts

Every work I've read of this author is honestly amazing, but this one-shot is one of my favorites because of how in-character it feels. I can so easily see all the scenarios in this fic happen and it's just so much fun. Not to mention, even though it's mostly humourous, there's some sprinkles of introspection and bittersweet feelings that just absolutely elevated the story for me.

It's tagged "Gojou's an asshole" and you know what? he is 100%, and I love it. It's one of the things I like the most about him, truly. If you like his bastard qualities, but are not necessarily in the mood for full on Bad Touch™ Gojo, this one is a great quick read.

[bakudekuficlibrary]

Hello! Are there any extremely hilarious or crack treated seriously fanfics you can recommended?

There sure are!! If these don’t quite tickle your funny bone, we also have a Humorous Smut Mini-list and a Crack/Humour mini-list!

4 Works.

Jay:

midoriya izuku talking about his husband compilation by dont_take_me_seriously (nikk_pfefferneuse)( Not Rated | 3,948 | 1/1 )

“Most people assume I’m gay, and, uh, you’re correct, very much so. But another assumption is that I’m single, which is not correct, but I understand why you would think that. I have a boyfriend, I’ve been with him since high school, and he’s. A male man. I wish I could also say he was a mailman, but he isn’t, he’s a pro hero. And I’m definitely not upset over this lost opportunity for a joke. It’s going quite well, I love him very much, and he, me, so I’ve been told by him.”

SeriesPart 1 of My Weird Niche Humor AU

Midoriya Izuku - Pro Hero Friends Compilation by dont_take_me_seriously (nikk_pfefferneuse)( Not Rated | 3,336 | 1/1 )

“I’ve always been a fan of heroes growing up. I love them, so much. I used to spend hours in front of the computer watching this one video of All Might over and over. I watched their news reports and interviews instead of cartoons! Now I love them doubly so, because my boyfriend is a pro hero, and all my friends are pro heroes! I don’t have any other friends. I exist so closely to the Pro Hero Industry that I don’t know how to act anymore. Sometimes I’m too used to them to be surprised and other times I’ve reverted to a six-year-old fanboy.“

SeriesPart 3 of My Weird Niche Humor AU

reviving embers by ethereals( T | 4,458 | 1/1 )

Katsuki keeps starting fires. Well, let’s reword that. He keeps setting off the fire alarms. He doesn’t always start fires. Sometimes he leaves his dinner on the stove for way too long or accidentally lights a candle underneath his smoke detector. He accidentally pulled the building fire alarm with his umbrella last week (don’t ask) and he may or may not have started a couple of actual fires as well—he really doesn’t know how the tiny grease fire in his kitchen started. And it just so happens that the fire alarm is going off right now.

Or: Firefighter!Deku au where Katsuki can’t think of any other way to get his attention besides ‘accidentally’ starting fires.

Quinn:

[Abandoned] Flour Child by glamour_weeb( T | 2,131 | 1/? )

“Kacchan, no swearing in front of our son!” Izuku hisses, hands covering their baby’s ears to protect his innocence.

“For the last fucking time, Deku, it’s a sack of flour!” he screams.

Class 2-A goes through sex-ed and, for Bakugou Katsuki, life is suffering.

[yoi-recs]

Author: preciousbunnynoiz

Chapters: 1/1

Words: 1k

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Additional Tags: Supportive Katsuki Yuuri, Stubborn Victor Nikiforov, Established Relationship, Domestic Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Fluff, Disaster Victor Nikiforov

Summary:

Everyone thinks of Yuuri as the stubborn one and Victor as easy going.

They aren't wrong but they also are because Victor in the right circumstances is the MOST stubborn.

Yuuri finds it inexplicably cute

[shuaffeine-rkive]

28. psychic!taehyung

❀ Drive safely. ❀ ft. Psychic!Taehyung ❀ series masterlist ❀ main masterlist

There are moments where Taehyung hates his ability to read minds.

All he wanted was some peace and quiet, to just get through a single lecture without having to listen in on other people mentally cursing the new lecturer who, Taehyung had to admit, was really hard to listen to. Not only was the old lady speaking at what most people deemed a snail’s pace, she also hardly finished her sentences, leaving all the students internally groaning whilst trying to figure out what she had meant to say and Taehyung with a massive headache. After the umpteenth time a strong wave of thoughts came washing over him, the psychic could no longer hold the low groan he was trying to suppress, willing the thoughts away so that he could find his own silence.

Alas, a new voice soon emerged from the back of his head, a single voice repeating a single word – fuck. If Taehyung wasn’t tired from all the noises in his head, he would have raised an eyebrow at his fellow classmate’s choice of mental words, but instead the psychic’s eyes washed over the lecture hall, scanning all the faces to locate the cursing lady. His eyes soon fall upon you, shaking – with anger? – as you glanced at your phone from beneath the table, your mind screaming curses that grew louder with each passing second. Taehyung kept his eyes trained on your figure as you re-read the text you had just received, spitting out curses at whom he guessed was a project partner.

“Excuse me? Who the fuck forgets to bring the submission half an hour before the shit is due? I swear Park Jimin, the next time I see you I will hang you off Namsan tower and leave you out in the snow to freeze! Ah shit, how the fuck am I supposed to get back to the dorms to print out another copy in time? I knew I shouldn’t have trusted that little shit to remember to bring our submitted copy when he can’t even remember where we have our class. Fuck this shit.”

Taehyung couldn’t help a small chuckle as he listened in on your mental rant, taking in the way your eyebrows furrowed deeply as you furiously jabbed your phone’s scream, telling this Park Jimin person to go screw himself. He vaguely recalled you from other classes he shared with you, but had never managed to catch your name. Now that he had listened in on your rant, he was incredibly amused by you, wanting to know more about this person that intrigued him so.

By the time the lecture hour ended, you had decided to drive back to the dorms, and hopefully made it back in time to hand in your group report. As you stood to leave, Taehyung quickly moved towards you, lightly tapping your shoulder to gain your attention. As you turned to face him, biting your lips lightly in impatience and frustrated at being delayed, Taehyung bit back a laugh.

“Drive safely,” he said, a knowing smile on his face, before he stepped out of the lecture hall, leaving you more confused than you had ever been in your entire life. Soon enough, you remembered that you had more important things to do, and had run towards the direction of the car park.

[shamelessrecs]

Pairing: Mickey/Ian

Rating: pg

Length: ~700 words

Setting: canon

Author: therearethingsineed

Summary:

Someone said they wanted to see Mickey and jello; I felt the need to oblige.

Comment: 

This is one of my older bookmarks, but it's still so damn great. It's awesome for a quick read, and the author has amazing comedic timing. I love seeing Mickey getting irrationally angry about his jello, and the ending is just adorable. Mickey's threatening and hilarious and so in love WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED IN LIFE?

[hollyroses-vault]

Guess Who It Is?

Fandom: Durarara!! Characters/Pairings: Shizuo, Izaya Prompt: (which sums it up pretty well)

DBZ abridged + Durarara Crossover Ghost Nappa=Izaya Vegeta=Shizuo Crack.

“Shizu-chan.”

Brows furrowing, Shizuo shifted slightly, his head slipping off his pillow as he tried to sink further under his bedcovers.

“Shiiiizu-chaaaan.”

He tossed, throwing an arm over his forehead as he did so in an attempt to get more comfortable. Although he’d had a fairly long day at work, he had been returning to his flat earlier than ever before; the experience of being able to lounge in front of his television with a tub of ice cream every day without needing to touch his first aid kit once was almost surreal, though he couldn’t say he was complaining.

With the Flea finally gone, maybe he’d actually be able to live a somewhat normal life?

Or so he’d hoped, anyway.

Orihara Izaya, the infamous information broker, had finally met his match on a sunny day in August. Shizuo had chased him from the park and round the city, almost getting to the outskirts when it had happened. Something had caught the Louses’ eye for a moment – just a second – but that was enough for him to hesitate in the middle of the road and get hit by a truck.

All in all, the entire affair had been a little anticlimactic as far as the residents of Ikebukuro were concerned. Most of them had expected a big show down of some sort, but considering the amount of times he’d been tricked into the very same thing, Shizuo had thought it strangely fitting. Poetic justice. Life was certainly different with the source of his ire gone, but Shizuo wasn’t complaining at his absence.

Which was why the increasingly irritated whining trying to tug him from sleep’s depths were really not appreciated.

“Shiiiiiiiiiiizu-chaaaaaaaaan~”

“What?!” Shizuo cracked an eye open. Whoever the sick fuck that thought playing a joke like this was funny was, Shizuo was going to seriously-

Raven locks flopped down to frame dark, crimson eyes in a pale – almost translucent – spectre’s face. Eyes widening in abject horror, Shizuo could only gape at the smirking figure that was hovering over his body.

“I’m haunting you~”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

~Hollyrose~

Notes:

This was written for the Durarara!! kinkmeme at the beginning of last year? I, uh, edited it rather a lot in the end for something so short. Probably the only crack!fic I've ever really written.

[bakudekuficlibrary]

I'm looking for this fic where it shows how good Izuku and Katsuki were as friends by bringing back old habits back then when they were still friends and continuously surprise the rest of the class with their antics?

Hello! I think you might be looking for this one, but I’m not too sure. Let me know if it’s the wrong one, and I’ll continue looking!

-Zay

Childhood friends knows too much by cosmiictea ( T | 1,904 | 1/1 )

Bakugou Katsuki and Midoriya Izuku are childhood friends that has so much dirt on each other. Everything escalated from 0 to 100 real quick when one of them spilled the beans so it’s a war between two childhood friends and rivals on who could make the other cringed so hard that they shudder from hearing what they did as a child from the other’s mouth. That’s basically it.

SeriesPart 1 of BakuDeku: childhood friends

[bakudekuficlibrary]

Hello. I looked through the library first and still couldn't find the story. Bakugou is like nerdy and Izuku has a lot of tattoos and piercings and a stoner. The story is really good and I'm sad I can't find it again. I do believe it was a WIP and rated E. Hope that helps. I love the account btw. Thank you

Hi! I believe this is it.

- Jay

New World by espeerrrrrr( E | 19,897+ | 6/? )

Bakugo Katsuki is the typical asshole nerd with no life and Midoriya Izuku is just a boy covered in tattoos and piercings living his best life

or

Katsuki absolutely hates Izuku and Izuku just wants to show him what life is all about

[ Graphic Depictions of Violence ]

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[bakudekuficlibrary]

Thanks again for letting me anon! Sadly, @Unoutan bnha-blog is a sideblog, but at least my otp luv is strong~ I'm Unoutan on AO3, and my fic I'm proud of is "Heart Valley Daycare" with Hero!DILF!Baku x Teacher!Deku. Even if it's hard for me to updateee, I've fought, kept writing and rewriting it, as my fav longest slowburn fic and I won't give up!

Thank you so much for not giving up on this fic!!! If you haven’t yet, check it out down here:

Heart Valley Daycare (心谷 保育園) by Unoutan ( E | 92,459+ | 6/? )

Stressed out Bakugou Katsuki, single father and professional hero, learns how to deal with having Deku back in his everyday life so suddenly, while Midoriya Izuku, daycare teacher of Kokoroiya Daycare (We accept all families! Ages 5 and under!), learns how to deal with Kacchan all over again…along with his two kids!

A Bakudeku kid/fix-it fic romantic comedy with drama, smut and more drama.

[Graphic Depictions of Violence]

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How about fics where the class and/or teachers find out about their relationship? Those are my guilty pleasure fics and I’m always excited to find new ones! Thank youuu!

Here’s what I found! I’ll put the most recent ones at the top :D

-Ellie

23 Works. 

The Timeless Art Of “Please Just… You Know… Already!” by brichibi ( E | 3,593 | 1/1 ) 

Izuku notices.

And Katsuki notices Izuku noticing.

And it’s driving their classmates nuts.

[Nobody wants Izuku Midoriya and Katsuki Bakugou to bang more than Class 1A, because my god, they keep flirting with each other, and something’s gotta give]

Chapter 3 of 3 Times Katsuki Bakugou was an aggressive cuddler. by SailoLee ( Not Rated | 4,661 | 1 out of 3 ) 

3 Times Katsuki Bakugou was an aggressive cuddler and the reactions of those around him.

Who’s number one..? by Kelly_jo ( E | 1,803 | 1/1 )

All Might goes looking for young Midoriya and instantly regrets it.

How to Come Out by planetundersiege ( T | 319 | 1/1 )

Boku No Hero Academia ship week: Day 5: Coming Out.

Bakudeku.

Time to come out to the class.

SeriesPart 5 of Boku No Hero Academia Ship Week 2018

katsuki bakugou is incapable of love. or so they thought. by alpwaca ( T | 6,276 | 1/1 )

in which their class tries to figure out if Bakugou and Midoriya are dating.

Katsuki’s Diary of a Nerd’s Wrongdoings by Puolukka ( T | 6,958 | 1/1 )

Izuku Midoriya isn’t the only one who gathers shit-ton of nerdy materials on his stupid notebooks. In fact, Katsuki Bakugou has been collecting so much data about the nerd’s behaviour he’s basically mastered it and, at the same time, so damn done with: a novel.

One Thing Straight by celestialdescendant( T | 9,899 | 5/5 )

They totally aren’t.

Hints of their relationship is found in all of their friends’ social media accounts, but majority of their fans still think that Katsuki and Izuku are in relationships with anybody but each other.

It was amusing up until it became sad.

An Updated Relationship Status Is A Kindness by low_commotion ( G | 6,164 | 1/1 )

In which Bakugou and Midoriya are acting weird with each other and the great gossip mill of class 2-A spins faster and weirder because of it.

SeriesPart 3 of Mountains and Molehills

Kacchan’s Piercing by InfiniteTeal ( E | 3,636 | 1/1 )

Bakugou is bombarded by his classmates about his not-so-secret piercing. He finds out about what the other classmates did to Midoriya, and decides that he wants to feel Midoriya’s tongue piercing for himself.

Chapter 1 of King’s Cup by garbaege ( E | 9,872 | 1 out of 2 )

‘Alright, Katsuki, you can do this. Just lie. Lie and say fucking ANYONE but Deku.’

“Deku.”

‘You traitorous fucking slut.’

[Underage]

It’s Been a Long Time by Yuechum ( G | 2,392 | 1/1 )

It’s been a long time, Midoriya will say when he leans just enough to rest his head on Bakugou’s shoulder. The boy doesn’t tense, doesn’t move away either. It’s a familiar feeling, almost intimate in the darkest hours of the night.

It feels a little like home.

SeriesPart 1 of On the Cusp of Slumber

Memes are their life by naths ( Not Rated | 6,059+ | 4/? )

And not a moment later Midoriya had that blinding smile on his face, directing it towards Ochaco again.“Oh my gosh. For the sake of everybody, do not try to ask me whom I´ve just started dating!”he exclaimed excitedly waiting for her to change the topic.

For a moment she just examines his face, filled with so much joy and happiness. And it was a look that really suits him. He looked manlier, more aged-up. And she wonders who could make him look so good.“…..okay?”she finally replied watching the boy next to her how he tried to hold it back until he poured everything out.

“It’s Kacchan! Oh, my gosh, it´s Kacchan.”

Reignite by MorningMoon ( T | 1,401 | 1/1 )

Their classmates knew there was something going on with Izuku and Katsuki, but they didn’t know how much they had been missing out.Also, Kacchan saves the day and proves that he has redeemed himself.

Sleeping Lotus by VoidRune ( G | 1,027 | 1/1 )

It was the first time since their relationship became known that Bakugou and Midoriya joined movie night again.

It was also the first time the class caught them being openly affectionate with each other in a romantic way. Perhaps the reason why they tried not too was because it was too sweet for anyone to handle.

Or Bakugou just didn’t want to fuel the bets going on behind their backs. It was probably that.

SeriesPart 2 of Lotus

house of memories by ryneisaterriblefan ( M | 2,219 | 1/1 )

‘Kacchan! I dare you to tell everyone about how we made out in middle school!’

Sleepless Night by bakudeku  ( E | 305 | 1/1 )

Everyone knows Katsuki hates Izuku.

[Underage]

An interesting day ^_^ by Nina_Edomae ( Not Rated | 1,198 | 1/1 )

Just a small cute one-shot about the explosive Katsuki Bakugou and the adorable Izuku Midoriya. ☆*:. o(≧▽≦)o .:*☆

Of BDSM and misunderstandings by TimeWaitsForNoOne ( M | 959 | 1/1 )

all might walks in on his successor doing the do with his childhood friend, izuku doesn’t know what to do, yaomomo is confused and makes lots of misunderstandings, the whole class hates baku for not locking his door.

in which all might tries to reassure Izuku about his sexual preferences, asks his students for a couple of favors, and forgets to explain some stuff leaving yaoyoruzo genuinely confused and terrified.

oh and inko gets an apology and some cookies at the end

this will probably be like 4 chapters at most

Kacchan vs The Universe by LNoGame44 ( G | 6,964 | 1/1 )

There were certain..tell-tale signs of a soul mate. There wasn’t so much a definite factor, rather there were multiple giveaway signs that discretely pointed out that someone was your soul mate. Like a friendly hint from the soul.

Izuku was not gifted with that discrete notification from whatever higher being issued them. Of course his soul mate hit like a storm.

The thing was..Izuku knew exactly who his soul mate was. The two of them had known since they were kids. The extreme pull they felt for one another, that Izuku embraced and Bakugou..well Bakugou ignored or attempted to completely destroy. Apparently the universe, did not agree with Bakugou’s methodologies.

Propinquity by Jaylun ( M | 14,111 | 5/5 )

“Bakugou FOUR days! Midoriya THREE days! Both of you are under house arrest!! You will be cleaning all of the dormitory plus the common spaces morning AND night!”

It takes less than three days together to finally realize how they truly feel for each other. Who knew they just needed more time to themselves to sort out their feelings?

-Takes place after ch120 and during ch121-

I didn’t mean it in THAT way! by FandomlessFangirl ( T | 4,084 | 4/4 )

Deku rants about that jerk Kacchan to Uraraka.He might’ve worded it misleadingly.Things get told and the truth gets altered.Deku is worried.Kacchan is confused.He didn’t mean it in that way!

Cranberry Kisses by pec ( T | 3,400 | 1/1 )

Kaminari feels disconnected and left out and drags everyone in Class 1A into a night of his special brand of bonding.

How IKEA Sells All Their Beds by thankyouforexisting ( T | 5,100 | 1/1 )

The next day, Kacchan turns on the cold water while Izuku is showering, resulting in a screaming match that the whole floor gets involved in, and soap bars starts flying everywhere, while Mineta throws his purple balls so that people can grab onto them and not slip on the wet floor, earning a “You’re not that bad, dude,” from Kirishima (It’s a lie. Literally everybody hates him). Aizawa punishes them all by making them run laps for an hour the next morning.

Two days later, Izuku retaliates by lowering the thermostat until Kacchan can’t summon fire to burn his clothes, and Iida appears in the doorway holding a flag and shouting, “JUSTICE FOR CLOTHES! NO MORE DESTRUCTION OF FABRIC! WE MUST FIGHT THIS STRIKE AGAINST THE TEXTILE INDUSTRY, COMRADES!”

Kacchan rips the thermostat from the wall with his fire cannons and burns the flag, half of Izuku’s wardrobe, and his bed.//Deku and Kacchan are roommates, and everyone fears for their safety.

[bakudekuficlibrary]

Any fics when Deku and Kacchan are both straight but get curious and fuck ?

Hi! I found two fics that kind of count?

-Ellie

In the one below, KiriKami is the focus, but Bakugou talks about how Deku and him aren’t gay, but… they’re “in complete utter love and if [he] could [he] would have already married that nerd and smashed his ass…” (par. 21)

I need to be alone with your Dick by Black_and_Blue_Hood ( E | 2,726+ | ½ )

Kirishima just wants to be with Kaminari, but he can never have what Bakugou has with Midoriya. Bakugou recognizes this pain and decided he needs to help these idiots. Now thanks to his meddling, Kirishima will finally get his chance and Kaminari will get some answers about his sexuality. The only problem, Kaminai wants cock but Kirishima wants love, and he’s not so sure if he can give what Denki wants without sacrificing his true desires for Kaminari.

There is not enough KamiShima centered and I will make a change to that!

And this one is a TodoBakuDeku fic where Bakugou says he’s not gay, but is dating Izuku, and eventually, Todoroki.

out of the closet, into the frying pan by kindaopps ( Not Rated | 18,122 | 1/1 )

“Do you think we’re all spiralling slowly and surely into madness?”

“What are you saying, Kirishima?” Midoriya said, his eyes terrifying, matched with a horrifying grin on his mouth. Kirishima didn’t want to notice that he had blood dripping from the corner of his mouth, but he couldn’t. He carefully inched away from Midoriya as his grin widened. “We are all mad here.”

(In which Todoroki joins 11 Precinct as part of their detective squad, tries to figure out his family issues, sexuality and his crush on the two most problematic detectives, namely one Midoriya Izuku and one Bakugou Katsuki.)

Perhaps I missed some? If anyone knows fics that are similar, please let us know in the replies! 

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Do you guys know of any fics where either Deku or kacchan have their gender swapped by a villians quirk? Can be Nsfw or no, doesn't bother me 😁 thank you in advanced!!

Hi! This was the only fic I found where the swap was because of a quirk! (Okay, this is actually the first gender swap fic I’ve read because I’m a cowardly lesbian, and I highly recommend it!!! I hope the writer updates soon! My gay heart is having a field day.)

-Ellie

I’m not doing this to get a period by southern_cross_phoenix (fukuro_kun) ( G | 4,677+ | 3/? )

Suffering from the effects of a powerful (and major pain in the ass) Quirk, Bakugou Katsuki is forced to endure two weeks in a girl’s body.

He—no, she doesn’t expect the tremendous changes it makes—like suddenly being included in the girl squad, or being checked out by Mineta at least thrice an hour, or having Kirishima and Kaminari talk to her with their eyes darting from her face to her chest every single minute.

She doesn’t expect Deku to become so much more significant in her life either, but she goes with the flow.

[OR Bakugou is turned into a hot girl, and chaos ensue]