#fuuuccckk this sucks so much
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god damnit..... they did the worst possible thing....... it's so joever..........
(hi steakout from the future. before this post starts you gotta know this post was made at 1 in the morning. i was very tired. this was my live reaction to this video being uploaded. please enjoy my frenzied screaming and horrific misspellings.)
IM!N!!! iM IM SCREAKING?M???? BHUH HHBUH??????
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I'M GOg TO VIOMENTLY EXPLODE!?!??!??? CROAG!N?N?????? helP?????
#if you know you know#siiiiiiigh#i was so excited at 1 am....... and for what...........#why is craig his dad..... why couldn't he be an alternate version of barry...... why must it be this way#it makes no sense!!! he's way too young and he's american (which could be possible is barry had parents from different countries but still)#his personality and behaviour does not match up with being a father at all and it really seems like a cheap copout#like absolutely no disrespect to halfbrick but wtf is this#i know i can just like. ignore this canon and fanfic my way out of this but like.......... man#all my crarry art is so awkward now#i mean i'm not gonna get rid of any of my crarry art because it's still good art disconnected from..... this 💀#but i will put a disclaimer on each of the original posts clarifying that art was made before this was revealed#fuuuccckk this sucks so much#welp. time to make craig into a different character now i guess#jetpack joyride#barry steakfries#craig the scientist#so so sad :(
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A LunaTic and her Gunn (Part 28)
"A little Hate-Fucking Never Hurt No One"
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@lovemythsworld
Finally off of the plane, Luna and Opie embrace. She thanks him for coming out to help her and tells him to kiss the kids for her. He replies to her that is was no problem, that his door is still, always open and to get her ass back to Charmimg soon. They hug again as tightly as Luna can stand before he reminds her to take care of her wound.
She hugs and thanks Happy as Jackson lingers in the background waiting his turn.
"Luna..." He says opening his arms. It's been an emotional couple of days and she lets herself fall into his hug. They hold each other for a long time. "I love you." Jackson tells Luna, kissing the top of her head.
Sighing, she tells him. "I'll always love you, Jackson." With her face on his chest, closing her eyes to stop the tears.
He pushes away from her to cradle her face in his hands. "Bad timing, hunh?" He says as she opens her eyes, looking up into his sad ones.
"Bad timing." She agrees as a tear drops. He wipes it away with his thumb before pulling her close to him.
She closes her eyes again and stiffens up. "Please don't kiss me, Jax." As she opens her eyes to look at him, he watches the tears roll. He kisses her on the forehead instead. After getting on his bike, he takes a long look at her. She smiles at him weakly, stretching her 5 fingers out. He smiles back before he leaves her.
Luna bursts into tears as Jackson rides off. She's crying hard. It had been a lot. Between fighting with Colson, the flying back and forth, knowing what Marissa is facing, rehashing old shit with Jackson, getting shot, leaving home again AND still not talking to Colson through it all. Luna's incredibly overwhelmed. So much, that she cries all the way back to Ashley's house. Thinking "Because I don't even have a home." Making her cry harder.
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As Jackson rides off he thinks only of Luna.
"Fuck. She fucking as gorgeous as ever. I can't believe I fucked that up." He thinks, his mind rolling back over the years. How he had grown up with Luna, looking forward to each summer when she came. He smiles thinking about the trouble they caused, driving Gemma nuts. His heart hurts, remembering her laugh the first time he showed her how to fire a gun. How she rang happily in his ears instead, after it kicked her back into his arms. What it was like for a younger her to smile from underneath him.
He feels his eyes well up as he remembers the moment he broke her heart. Tara had ended up leaving but by then Luna had met Justin and stopped coming for the summers. They stayed in touch and Tara came back, only to leave him again shortly after Justin's funeral.
Jackson's body longs for Luna on the back of his bike. Another sharp pain hits his heart, as he thinks about the week that she popped up at his house, a little over a year ago. How the sun hit her hair when he opened his front door, surprised but happy to find her there. They had fallen right back into step with each other, The Club even using her on a job. He laughs thinking about that night. How excited she had been when they ditched the van, blue eyes beaming with that ring around them like the sun.
His dick hardens as he can't help but drift back to kissing her after. How she felt in his mouth and in his arms. Like finding home. They had gone back to his house, made out all night, laughing and cuddling, sharing a bottle of whiskey on the floor. He hadn't even minded that they didn't have sex, it was good to just sleep with her. Then, the next morning she was gone. He was alone.
His heart aches. He had believed her in the letter she left him. That she still missed Justin and she was sorry for hurting him. That she would love him always and never regret their time. A tear drops as he still believes that today. Not regretting his relationship with Tara but having Luna leave a giant hole. "Bad timing." He says out loud into the wind. Only letting his engine hear him cry.
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Luna's miserable. So, it pleases her that no one is at Ashley's. She takes a shower and redresses her wound. Finally looking at her phone, she sees Colson Snapped her. It's him asking for a truce.
"He's a fucking asshole." She thinks still angry at the way he treated her. She knows he was partially right about the Jax thing and isn't looking forward to telling him about it. It doesn't change how he acted though.
Her head and shoulder hurt as she Snaps him back, before climbing into bed to smoke a joint and rest.
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Colson opens Luna's Snap. It's of a bed, he thinks it's Ashley's guestroom, with the caption "Here till further notice."
He Snaps her back a guilty looking selfie, asking to come over.
"If you can NOT be an Asshole. The door'll be open. I'll be in my room." She tells him in a video.
"Fuck, she is NOT happy with me." He thinks before getting ready to head over over to Ashley's
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Colson locks the door behind him before going upstairs to find Luna. She sleeping. Naked to his delight. He pulls his joggers off, sliding in behind her. As he pulls her close, she wakes up wincing in pain "What the fuuuccckk??" She cries out, pulling away from him.
"What's wrong!?" He asks alarmed. Then he sees her bandaged shoulder. "What the FUCK, LUNA??" He asks her intensely, eyebrows furrowed.
Her head still hurts. Sighing, she looks at him and asks "Are you gonna be a fucking Asshole? Because I can be a fucking Asshole too." He looks at her like she's crazy, she takes this as a challenge. "You'd KNOW 'What the fuck?' if you answered your fucking phone." She snakes her head and a chipped nail at him. Gel manicures don't hold up through everything.
"I'm sorry, Kitten" He says sheepishly, looking down.
She softens and squeezes his thigh causing him to look at her. "I missed you, Bunny." She says lifting up slightly for a kiss. He meets her, sliding his hand through her hair, holding the back of her skull, kissing her warmly and sweetly. His touch and kiss make everything melt away to her. Forehead to forehead, after the kiss "Get on the other side and I'll tell you everything." She says.
She lights a joint as he hops over to her right side, so she can lay on him. She first tells him Jackson was there. Colson lifts his head up displeased, looking down at her. "We'll talk about that." She says giving him an equally unhappy look. In the middle of telling him about Marissa and her kids, he interrupts her.
"He gave you a fucking gun?" Colson asks sitting up quickly, hitting Luna's shoulder.
"Ah!" She winces, sitting up too. "Yes. Yes, he did. And I'd probably be fucking dead if he didn't." Her shoulder hurts and she's pissy. She slides out of bed, grabbing a 30 and a bar. She asks Colson if he wants any, he takes a 30. Climbing back into bed, she sparks another joint, finishing her story.
"I can't believe they fucking shot you! Are you ok?" He asks concerned, hand resting one his forehead, the other rubbing her back. He kisses her cheek, tying to hide his irritation with Jackson.
"I'm fine. Shit happens." She one shoulder shrugs. "What happened to YOU, last night?" She asks pointedly.
Still rubbing her bare back, he rubs the back of his head with his other hand. "I went out with Mod and acted like an Asshole..." He starts before telling her how he really doesn't remember much, he's not sure if he got thrown out of Sound or not and how he woke up on Ashleigh's couch. He doesn't know how to tell her he didn't hook up with anyone.
She asks him flat out. "I need to get you tested again?"
"No. Mod said I was dancing on bitches but would hand palm 'em when they got to close." Smirking at her while he places his hand easily over her whole face. "Hulk style." She shakes him loose, feeling relieved and guilty.
"Jackson tried to kiss me." Luna tells Colson bluntly.
"WHAT THE FUCK!! I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM!!" Colson shouts.
Trying to keep calm, she tells him the keyword being 'tried' and that what was important was she didn't kiss him back.
"This is fucking bullshit, he's gonna get fucked up." Colson says sparking another joint.
"Why??? Bc I can't She-Hulk palm motherfuckers??" Her anger flares up. "Should I go to Sound tonight and whoop ever bitches ass in that motherfucker?? Because we did the SAME fucking thing. The only difference is I wasn't leading any one the fuck on and was still fucking calling YOU!" She's right and she's hype. "So, why didn't you answer me?" She asks him.
"Because I didn't wanna hear you with your ex." He snaps throws his hands up.
"That's dumb." She says "That's like me saying you can't be around Emma."
"EMMA DOESN'T TRY TO GET WITH ME!" He jumps out of the bed. Puffing on the joint.
"JACKSON COULDN'T GET WITH ME WHEN HE FUCKING TRIED!!" She screams back, naked body now standing on the bed.
"I DON'T like that every guy wants to fuck you." He states, setting the joint in an ashtray.
"It happens!! I don't like that bitches wanna fuck YOU. But we're not fucking THEM!! We're fucking each other. RIGHT!" She demands making his dick grow hard.
"Right!" He replies, grabbing her quickly by the hips and neck, pulling her in, kissing her hard. Kissing him back harder, wrapping her legs around him, she pulls him off of her by the hair.
"You HAVE to answer my fucking phone calls, Asshole." She demands as he sucks all over her neck and naked body.
"STOP getting shot with Ex fucking boyfriends, Bitch." He tells her, throwing her on the bed. She winces in pain but neither care as he grabs her by the ankle, dragging her down the bed towards him. He looks into her eyes and bites the side of her foot. Then he flips her over on her stomach, scooping her waist up with one arm, bringing her ass to him. "STOP getting shot period!"❗SLAP❗ His palm hits her ass hard. She yelps. He grabs her hips and pushes himself into her even harder. Like in-IN. It hurts until she positions herself. Once he's in, she rides his dick he's in trouble.
She slams back against him "FUCK ME. Don't FIGHT ME before I leave fucking town!!" She cries out. He pulls her hair back, he can feel them both about to cum.
"I'm gonna fuck you so hard you can't LEAVE FUCKING TOWN!!" He theatens. Slamming back into her harder.
Bucking against him angrily, she screams out "YOU FUCKING BETTTER!!" Making them both cum. They collapse on the bed on top of each other, tired and emotionally spent. "Watch my shoulder, Bunny." She says in a softer voice.
"Oh, sorry, Kitten!!" He says lifting up quickly but still staying inside of her. He kisses her bare back before carefully laying his face down again. "I fucking love you." He sighs.
"I fucking love-LOVE you." She tells him back, making him smile. They lay like that for a while, catching their breath, hearts syncing up before they climb to the top of the bed together.
"You're a maniac." She says
"Ok, you're insane." He tells her back.
This makes her smile. "You like my song?" She asks.
"I DO!" He beams, carefully wrapping his arms around her, sprinkling her face in kisses. "My little Brooklyn Bitch." She snuggles in closer to him.
"I fucking missed you." She tells him.
"Me too." He says inhaling her, happy she's home.
"Hate fucking is AWESOME." She giggles.
"You're an idiot."
"Your idiot." She replies. They both laugh. Talking a bit more and finish the joint before contently drifting off to sleep together.
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To be continued....
#mgk#mgk fanfic#machine gun kelly#fangirl#long reads#lovestory#mgk imagine#mgk smut#colson baker#fandom#fanfic#lunatic#mgk x reader#not safe for minors#not safe for tumblr#series#drugs#fantasy#love story#music#drinking#marijuana#sons of anarchy#jackson teller#est4life#fluff
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When he came home for spring break he was shocked to see his Dad and his younger brothers were smoking large almost black cigars
Everytime he'd ask his Dad about it he never got a answer. Instead he was told that the family was going to the family cabin over the weekend.
During the week he watched his Dad and brothers coming and going with a big cigar clamped deep in their jaws. His brothers even smoked them on their way to school
Whenever he'd walk through a cloud of smoke he'd get hot and hard and he didn't understand why. He was walking by his brother's room when he heard moaning. He stopped and looked through the cracked door
He gasped at what he saw and grew hard in his shorts. His jock brother was laying on his bed with his legs spread wide. He had a bug cigar in his jaw. Clouds of thick smoke hung over his head
One hand was wrapped around his hard cock. He couldn't believe how big and thick his brother's cock was. Nor that he had a huge PA tthrough his piss slit
His other hand was moving a dildo in and out of his hole. A dildo that looked to be about the size of his own cock. Then he started talking and it was like the big cigar was in his mouth
"Awww fuuuccckk yeah Toby!!Get that big pigdick deeper in my pighole and fuck me hard!!!! Can't wait until you totally serve the SMOKE and you can fuck me like I need to be fucked!!"
He couldn't believe what his brothe was doing or saying. He knew he should say or do something but he couldn't take his eyes off the scene in front of him
His brother fucked the dildo all the way in his ass and moved his hand to the base of his hard cock. Grunted around his big cigar and started shooting his load of his cum all over his body. Watching him cum he couldn't believes he was shooting so much
Suddenly he shuddered. Closed his eyes and started filling his briefs with his own load of cum. He staggered back. Turned and walked toward his room and past his other brother's room. Where he was transforming his best friend into a horny loyal pig to the SMOKE
The next day they left for the cabin and all the way there the car was filled with thick clouds of SMOKE. About halfway there the innocent was falling deeper and deeper under the control of the SMOKE
His brothers stripper off his pants. Freeing his hard cock. They stood him up and his youngest brother moved under him. His hard pigdick standing up between his legs. The pig pulled him down on his cock. All the way to the base. When he opened his mouth to moan in pain and lust his other pig bro fucked his big pigdick into his mouth
The two pigs spit roasted him til they were almost to the cabin. When they grunted around their big maduros and started feeding the almost pig their loads of thick pigcum
The almost pig shot his load all over his brother. When his pig bro oulled out of his mouth he replaced it with one of his Master's special maduros. Which he started puffing greedilyt
By the time they got to the cabin he was a total loyal nasty pig to the SMOKE. What you don't see in the pic is his pig bro sucking his hard pigdick while his PigDADDY ate the pigcum out of his pighole
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