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WHO IS THIS DIVA??
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WOAAHH HELLOOOO FUCK
#NEWS ANON TYSM BC THIS IS ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS OMGGG#FUCKK IM GOING FERALLLLLLLL#HIS LEGS#LEGS ARE SPREAD#HIS THIGHSSSSS#SANTINO HAIRCUTTTT#FUUUUCCKKKK#LOOK AT HIMMMM#HE IS A MASTERPIECE#omg sorry i went too feral 😭#riccardo scamarcio
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anyway. thinking about how stupid and blubbering Elon looks. couldn't even do a nazi salute in a way that didn't make me want to laugh at him. but that's the thing you know. pathetic men make up fascist movements. i can point and laugh, but at the end of the day these are the people wielding power to make the world worse.
#us politics#elon musk#he's literally so fucking cringe but you're telling me he's actually a threat#fuuuucckkkk
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ive been working so much that i no longer have week days off to exercise in the morning... which means that i finally have to do what ive always dreaded. night time workouts
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Just finished watching Wolf... I'm fucking speechless IT'S FANTASTIC. Holy shit. Like. I'm BLOWN AWAY
#bbc wolf#no spoilers#but the last episode devastated me fr#at the same time IT WAS AMAZING#THE PLOT TWISTS. HOLY SHIT.#FUUUUCCKKKK#one of the best shows I've watched#not sure if it's just a short series or if there'll be a second season#if there's another one I WILL BE SEATED
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fuck. shit. goddamn. i noticed that forearms look good and now i'm being tortured like i just learned about type kerning
#fuuUUCCKKKK#i share a bunch of classes with this one friendly guy who bodybuilds. he wears a bracelet.#the line of contour it gives his wrist is killing me like im a victorian gentleman catching an exorbitant glimpse of a petticoat.
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#vent#fuuuucckkkk#i want to leave so bad i do i do#but it seems like shit just keeps popping up or going wrong#and I’m fucking terrified we arent gonna make it#i feel like im running out of time. if im not out of here by summer i genuinely dont know whats going to happen to me#im so fucking scared#but also i feel selfish for complaining because im not even doing anything#im relying on everybody else to get me out of here im not doing anything to contributeq#maybe this just isn’t going to work out
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i know i know, it's been a while, but i just wanna say:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
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I need you all to know that whenever I’m doing something mundane I have the choir from no longer you playing in my head so actually it’s really intense and epic and great for my character development
#FUUUUCCKKKK ITS SO GOOOODDDD#I SEE A SONG OF PAST ROMANCE I SEE THE SACRIFICE OF MEN I SEE PORTRAYALS OF BETRAYAL AND A BROTHER’S FINAL STAND#I SEE YOU ON THE BRINK OF DEATH I SEE YOU DRAW YOUR FINAL BREATH I SEE A MAN WHO GETS TO MAKE IT HOME ALIVEEE#BUT ITS NO LONGER YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU#anyways#epic the musical#epic the underworld saga#no longer you
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because he wasnt a very good sp.ider-man 👍
#txt#and also those movies arent that good anyway even without him#IN MY OPINION.#<- coming from someone who LOVES what t.asm 2 did with electro#and the EVERYTHING ABOUT DISABILITY IN YHOSE MOVIES FUUUUCCKKKK I SEE THINGS NO ONE ELSE SEES 😢👈#but i still believe those movies were bad#and peters characterisation -.-#urgh#also i think ghat guy is ugly IN MY OPINION
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everyday i wake up and i dont look like clairo
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Everything is so much forever
#lots of personal shit in the tags#negative#supposed to go back home from visiting my mother in a few days but she's spent all day drunk / mad / sad about stuff that's not my problem#and she's doing her ''I don't wanna drive you home. find your own ride'' thing again#fuuuucckkkk I'm literally just sitting here what the hell#manifesting more ''it'll all be fine in a day or so'' bc that's what happened last time#idk why I decided to visit anyway. this was fucking stupid#had to listen to her fighting with her off and on boyfriend right in front of me#and listen to her spending all day talking shit about me and everyone else on the phone to anyone who will answer#headphones can only block out so much in a studio apartment 👍#nowhere else to go though yay yippee#hell world :)
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I hate having to work holidays on behalf of a company who clearly doesn't give af about its employees😩
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DUNGEON MESHI DUNGEON MESHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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attacked by geto Feelings again this is fine
#it’s not fine because my geto feelings bleed into satosugu feelings#anyways miminana were like 15 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#FUCK SUKUNA FUCK HIM#i just reread the gojo v sukuna fight the other day too FUUUUCCKKKK HIM#at least kenjaku is a fun villain i just straight up hate sukuna
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AYO THERE’S GONNA BE NEW BLACK BUTLER???
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☆┊I SWEAR I ONLY FELL FOR YOU ON ACCIDENT..
SUMMARY: he never meant to develop feelings for you, and seven are these overwhelming feelings doing things to him.
CHARACTERS: leona, jade, jamil
GENRE: fluff
WARNINGS: cursing, CRINGE, spoilers for book 3!!!
ROMANTIC, PINING
NOTES: (kind of) based off this song + flustering boys who pretend to not be flustered ever + lyrics in fic not in order
reader is g/n, reader is yuu
🦁┊LEONA KINGSCHOLAR
“one time you crossed my mind and i promised id be careful”
he would have never expect his feelings to be like this after your first encounter.
the hostility he held towards you, he should’ve warded you away. yet you kept coming back. talking to him all buddy buddy.. it was admirable from the eyes of others. if he would’ve known better he would think you saw him as a large house cat (you do). well guess what, he ain’t.
at the start, he thought of you as nothing but a huge nuisance and thorn in his side in this already bothersome school. but after seeing your courageous news during azul’s overblot, he’s got a newfound respect for ya.
everything was fine from then. you’d bother him occasionally, and he’d allow you to bask in his presence. what? did you expect something else? well you’re wrong. but these moments have kickstarted some brand new fantasies for our beloved prince to indulge in.
it started off normally, he’s napping peacefully as you read a book next to him, giving him an occasional glance or two before focusing on the piece of literature in your hands. as we know, dreams can range in a wide variety of things. some can be absolutely blissful, some are really random, and others are just straight up nightmares!!
now, leona had no idea where to classify this one.
he walks into his room after finishing some duties concerning the kingdoms wellbeing.. being king is no easy task. “back already? that was quick.” your voice rang in his ears as he tossed the choking royal garbs to the side, making way to curl up in your lap. “can’t stand these people..” he murmured into your stomach, making you smile. you play with his hair, making an occasional braid or two before pausing. “hmph, why’d ya stop?” you lift his chin, looking him in the eyes. “i’m helping you de-stress.” suddenly, he feels pulled closer to your face, your lips barely ghosting each other til finally—
leona sits up quickly in a sweat, startling you as he emerged from the ground. what the fuuuucckkkk was that????? “ah, leona? are you okay?” you ask, concerned as to how quick he was to wake up. usually it’d take 10 minutes to get him out of a daze! “fine.” he grunts, getting up and walking towards the mirror hall.
“uhh, where ya going?” no response. he seemed grumpy, but you had no idea why. did you do something? nahhh, probably just typical leona. ..right?
you’ve noticed he’s been avoiding you a lot more lately. he will not respond when you say hi to him in the halls, will just up and leave if you see him in the botanical gardens, and will walk in the opposite direction of you just so you don’t have to cross paths.
now you’re concerned. was he mad at you? to put it simply, yes and no. yes because why are you occurring in his dreams???? are you crazy???? smh. get out. he’s the one dreaming but ok
yet no because, he’s no fool. he knows when he’s in love and unfortunately for him, this is love. you don’t understand how much he’s tossing and turning in his room because literally every gap in his head is filled up with thoughts of you, how much this aggravates him because he can’t get adequate amounts of sleep anymore. your fault!!!
he wanted to avoid you like the plague for at least a month to let these feelings wash over, but to no avail. someone just kill him and bury the body he’s hopeless. he cannot wait to be found six feet underground because feeling like this for a magicless human was the last thing he wanted.
that’s it, he’s never gonna tell ya. ever. just him and his thoughts. yep. mhm. yeah.. you’d look really nice in formal attire—AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
he wants to scream but the best he can do is make a cringing face. how the hell do you make him so sappy??? this love stuff stinks… how could you do this to him?
🐬┊JADE LEECH
“one spark, you jump my heart and i feel it beating faster. yeah, it’s too late, im not ashamed.”
ah, love. something jade believed he’d never experience.
from the moment his eyes met yours, he’s always felt a twisting feeling in his chest. how peculiar.. to be fair, from afar you were quite bland to him. just another pawn and source of intel.
but then word began to get out you stopped two overblots, catching his interest. really? a magicless human? now he’s just dying to meet you.. and thank the seven he did. you had him the moment you spoke, your voice causing his heartbeat to speed up rapidly.
after azul’s overblot, though? jade is nothing but head over heels for you. without shame. he’s practically glued to your side, walking you to and from classes almost every day without fail, somehow always being your waiter whenever you ate at the mostro lounge, always having a hand on your back or shoulder.. huh.
it’s clear to anyone with half a brain that the leech twin definitely saw you more than merchandise, making them even more afraid to speak with you! whenever you were jade was like 2 feet behind.
only recently have you started to notice this. so, you’ll do what any normal person would do. ask him about it!
“hey, jade.” the eel-mer looks at you, an eyebrow raised with a polite smile. “is something the matter, prefect?” he asks, his demeanor the same as ever. “just wondering, but why’re you always around me? im not annoyed or anything! just.. just curious.” you stated quite bluntly, catching the boy off guard.
you could’ve sworn you saw him freeze with eyes wide, but the ability he has to rebuild his facade was impeccable. he pretends to think about it holding his chin before chuckling. “i suppose.. i just enjoy your company.” he smiles as you suddenly feel like an arrow was shot riiigghhttt through your heart.
“haha, really?” you laugh nervously, feeling the heat in your face flush to your cheeks as he stared you down with glee. before jade was able to respond, he was cut off by the sudden sincerity in your voice. “i enjoy your company too, jade.” you smile back at him, a sudden awkward silence falling before you.
“a-anyway, this is my class! gotta go! bye!” running inside the classroom, you try to hide the very obvious warmth in your face with your hands. THAT WAS SO CRINGE. IM FUCKED IM FUCKED IM FUCKED IM FUCKED. AAAGAGAGBABABAHAHAHAHAHA
this moment is going to haunt you for the rest of your life, you just know it. while you were dealing with the repercussions of the exchange, jade was in absolute heaven right now. his heartbeat was at an all time high, feeling nothing but sheer joy. falling for you was never his intention, but thank the seven he did.
the day passes by swiftly, nothing too out of the ordinary. as jade walks back to his dorm room, he flops onto his mattress face first into the pillows. an annoyed floyd looks at him with a disgusted expression, wishing this didn’t happen almost every day.
“yer so sappy, yknow that jade?” he grumbles, tossing a pillow at him with force. jade didnt care. it was worth it. all of it was worth it. falling in love with you was the best accident he’s ever made.
🐍┊JAMIL VIPER
“i’ll never see it coming but i know we’ll crash, cause when we’re with each other, yeah, we move too fast.”
kill him kill him kill him kill him kill him kill hi
those were the thoughts racing through jamil’s mind as you somehow convinced him to ride the magic carpet with you. what was he thinking??? he knows something is going to go terribly wrong whenever he’s with you.
not because of you (he hopes), but because of him! he’s a man who’s very meticulous about his work, making sure it’s done to absolute perfection. now, add you into the mix. it throws him horribly off.
when jamil first met you, he didn’t think much of it. you were a magicless human from another world. impressive that may be, that’s all you are. no major threat to kalim, so he’ll leave you be. then came the overblots.. you seemed more valuable than he originally thought.
then came his overblot. in all honesty, he hated you after that. or he thought he did. he always felt this burning sensation in his chest and this inexplainable image of you in his head nagging at him at any free chance he got! then came the scenarios.. domestic moments like brushing his hair, waking up next to each other, cooking meals for each other..
then he realized he fell into the deep end and fell in love with you. shit.
you treated him with such kindness! how didn’t he fall in love with you?? everything’s making his head hurt. the world must be upside down.
hearing kalim sing constant praise was nothing out of the ordinary, something he’s already grown used to and learned to despise. you on the other hand, your compliments send him to different universes. he swear fireworks get lit whenever you open your mouth and just explode all around him.
jamil’s behavior around you was a fairly noticeable difference to those close with him. he stuttered over his words, was a bit more expressive, and had a specific tone in his voice that seemed to be reserved for you. however, the most notable difference that almost anyone can see was the fact that THE jamil viper made a lot more accidents.
he seemed to embarrass himself every time he’s with you, but thank god you just shrug it off like nothing. screwing up was not something jamil EVER did before.. why must you ruin him like this? and these moments seem to just speed by, making it all seem like one huge fever dream that he just happens to remember. he hates it!
now, back to the present moment. he watches you sit onto the magic carpet, feeling the cold breeze in your hair due to the fact scarabia is much chillier during the night. he stares at you from the balcony, seeing as you turned back to smile at him. “you coming” you ask, watching him hesitate. “m-maybe i shouldn’t.. i must tend to kalim and—“
“do you trust me?” you ask, holding your hand out to him. he looks at you, taken aback by your sudden question. “what?” “do you trust me?” you repeat, a stern tone in your voice as you looked down at him with a certain gleam in your eyes that he just cannot resist. “..yes?���
jamil grabs your hand, pulling himself onto the carpet. the warmth from his palms spread throughout your entire body, suddenly regulating the your internal temperature. as you both kneeled on the carpet, your eyes met, staring into each other intensely. his hand subconsciously squeezes yours, holding to them for dear life, not wanting to let go.
while this was insanely romantic to you both, from outside perspective, it just looks like this 🧍♂️🧍
“ah, jamil, you’re squeezing my hand.” you laugh nervously, watching as the heat rises to his cheeks. “s-sorry. now then, shall we?” he clears his throat, sitting down properly before looking at you with a small smile. you can’t help but reciprocate, flashing him a grin before taking his hand again. “of course.”
before the carpet can take off into the clouds, cheering can be heard from inside scarabia halls.
it seemed kalim had a little.. arrangement for the both of you. jamil pulls his hood over his face in embarrassment as the carpet flies towards the glittering sky of stars, something both you and jamil can enjoy together.
A/N: jamil bias is EVIDENT (I kinda sorta didn’t go with the song that much and got carried away oopsies)
date published: 7/28/24
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