#future avengers 1x19

[mischief-lies-and-stories]

Reacting to Animated Marvel Shows 7/?

New show, same lack of context. Let's get into this mayhem. Spoilers for Future Avengers 1x19.

Oh no this is the anime one.

Except the summary is "The Avengers team up with Loki" so nevermind, I can dig anime

Ohhh I forgot about Thor's nose

Why is he in prison??!!! [Loki, Loki is in prison, not Thor's nose]

"As you know, I'm stuck here in prison." Nooo, really???

His anime eyes, I can't!!!

This show's doing something fun called, Give both brothers green eyes for no conceivable reason. [Why has this series become Which Lokis have green eyes and which shows do I violently hate for inaccurate eye color choice alone?]

It's playing another fun game called, Let's make Loki as hot as possible, and I for one am loving that game.

The noses, though. There's still something weird about everyone's noses, though they're all different, they're all weird.

This theme doesn't go as hard as the others

All the Avengers and Marvel characters look borderline normal, and then the OCs all look like they wandered in from Kingdom Hearts or a 13-year-old's sketchpad

Why is T'Challa in a cape?? It makes him look like he invaded Batman's closet

Why are there nuclear weapons stashed in Antarctica? What?

This racist fucking reporter has the nerve to stand up at T'Challa's press conference, where he's in full Black Panther get-up for some reason, claws and all, clearly having just robbed Dr. Strange of his cape and dyed it black to match his aesthetic, and has the balls to ask the king of Wakanda himself, sometime leader of the motherfucking Avengers, if the weapons contained vibranium. Sit down, you fucking Trumper.

Amora, fuck off

Oh I hate every single one of the children. [I want to make fun of them by calling them KH character names but I don't actually know enough about KH and as mentioned in the post yesterday, I only play Animal Crossing. But please know if I knew enough, I would.]

Cap has green eyes too! They don't all have green eyes, why do so many have green eyes

Loki is so much of a twink he can hide completely behind Thor

Can they teleport because Loki showed them how?

These handcuffs are vaguely kinky

The girl is me. But she's also annoying as fuck and I hate her

Wait what's the story here? Why do the kids not know who Loki is?

Nevermind the girl is my favorite and also I'm jealous of her shapeshifting now

Loki throwing a tantrum

Oh my god please I need more Loki and Tony interactions

Okay backstory time. We've just met this boy, no reason not to give him an entirely objective rundown. I'm sure this will go perfectly well and make absolute sense for Loki's character

Oh my god the balls on this kid calling Loki spoiled, I love it

Backstory is strangely accurate. He doesn't say anything against Thor.

This kid is annoying me, as is the emotional guitar music, and Loki's response to him? Weird and I hate it

CHEESE

Man now I'm rooting for a fucking back-stab. That redemption was too fast

Bruno and Makoto have got some sexual tension

Amora get FUCKED

There's something so...undeserving about the villains accusing the Avengers of using "lies" and "trickery" when Loki is standing right there and had nothing to do with this little scheme.

Ironman, is this your nerdy way of asking Loki on a DATE?!

I thought these kids were supposed to be Avengers in training. They know nothing and they freak out about every little thing

Amora, fuck OFF

Loki was that Dr. Strange sorcery???

Why did Makoto say that like Bruno is his brother and not actually his friend?

Whoa cliffhanger

Welp see you tomorrow to talk about how this concludes (assuming it concludes in 1x20)

[fathercharlesoffdensen]

Face journeys with Thor and Loki. [Future Avengers, episode 1x19]

[mischief-lies-and-stories]

Reacting to Animated Marvel Shows 8/?

All right, back to the anime Avengers. All you need to know is: pretty Loki (of course the most important part), weird noses, Avengers meets Sora & co., way too fast redemption arc, and another possible incestuous ship for me whoops. Spoilers for Future Avengers 1x20 (and probably 1x19).

Bruno looks a little early Avengers (2012) Loki and I don’t know anything about his usual character design, but between his eyes and the war paint (I think) on his face, he looks a little mind-controlled. [I knew nothing that happened before ep 19 at this point, and even that I didn’t really retain, but damn I was really close to what’s happening here.]

“Wing daggers”??

Hulk speaks in complete sentences in Japan, apparently 

Ugh Amora, fuck off

Amora who are you calling “young sorcerer”? I know you’re older, but you’re roughly the same age 

Cap just said “Avengers, stay frosty.” What the hell does that mean?!

Ironman just jumped in front of Loki (and Wasp, but mostly Loki) and my frostiron heart has reawakened. Cap, is this what you meant? Frosty, like frostiron?

I mean, it did nothing, all three of them got thrown into the wall, but it was cute

Hey, Loki, remember how you have magic? Why are you letting the mortal with science superpowers protect you from overpowered Amora???

I don’t understand what Makoto’s superpowers are

This b-plot is still hella gay

“Being a hero without you is meaningless to me.” What the fuck, friends to enemies to lovers, excruciating slow burn 100k words

I will not go to AO3 after this episode, I’m stronger than that

Thor why do you have to yell “Mjolnir throw” like it’s a Pokémon that needs you to tell it what to do? Also how did you miss?!

Why do they all have to name their powers to activate them, first of all? Second of all, isn’t Loki canonically immune to this? I know this came out before Loki, but still.

Ooh this is a good idea for a scene. I hope they do it well. 

Lol they recreated the live action Avengers shot and just shoehorned Wasp in there.

I hate how the only part of their face animated to move is their mouth. Like Loki begging Thor not to listen to Evil Guy No.1 would be so much more moving (literally) if the rest of his face was allowed to be expressive. Like even if they did the anime pupil vibration it would add so much more emotion.

Loki kiss him to break the mind control (sorry, I’ll try to remember to tag this as thorki, I couldn’t help myself)

Thor please do the whole giving the villain a false sense of security in thinking he’s won by raising your hammer against your brother but at the last second slamming it against Evil Guy’s skull (I’ve already forgotten his name). You’re smart enough for this to be feasible, I believe in you.

I do also like the breaking the mind control through the power of (brotherly) love, too, though

But letting Loki genuinely show remorse and apologize when really you’re not influenced by Evil Guy (because your love for your brother is already too strong, okay I’ll stop) before you smash Evil Guy’s head in is cool too. Loki probably needs to do this for character growth purposes anyway. 

Loki’s crying and I’m screaming, this is cute I can’t stand it 

Holding hands! Okay I’m also crying now this is so sweet 

Oh shit is she dead! Fuck I hope so. Go straight to hel, Amora

So does Bruno take on the Emerald Crystal to try to be more powerful than Makoto and then Makoto has to save him through the power of love?

Oh wait he’s already got the emerald!

Makoto fuck off with this no homo bullshit

Makoto kiss him to get the Emerald shit off him

Why are the OCs the only ones with normal fucking noses?! (Yeah, I’m on that shit still)

Gay love can pierce through the veil of emerald crystal and save the day 

Makoto is so in denial about being in love with his bff lol 

Makoto, it was the YAOI

“Brotherly bond” shut up, Thor, it was also the YAOI on your end

Dammit, Amora’s still alive

Evil Guy’s alias is just Leader? Weak.

Oh shit Evil Guy had a gun this whole time?! I swear to god if this kills either one of them I’m gonna be so annoyed. They’re Asgardian.

Also, I paused it just as he shot, but I’m calling it now, he aimed for Thor, but Loki jumped in front, even though they’re both immune to bullets (I think)

If Loki dies I’m suing 

I fucking told you! Self-sacrificial piece of shit. If that armor isn’t bulletproof what’s it fucking good for?

Hey maybe subdue Evil Guy first before Loki fakes his death? He can hold it, it’s fine. But one, the dude might have another bullet in that gun, and two, he’s gonna make a run for it, both of which would render Loki’s bullshit sacrifice meaningless 

Loki you piece of lying shit

All the same, I can’t tell if I’m crying from laughter or just crying 

Marvel: So we can give you an evil Loki who lives or a redeemed Loki who (pretends to) bite it. That’s all we got.

Evil Guy why are you still here? Thor’s about to murder you three times over. You’ll be nothing but a spatter of blood on cement when he’s done with you, dumbass. You fucking shot Loki, then stuck around long enough to call him weak TO THOR’S TEAR-STAINED FACE?! Buddy you’re stupider than your choice of alias would imply.

YES! YES I FUCKING CALLED IT MY BOI LIVES

Oh motherfucker did you turn on your brother, you’re awfully close to Evil Guy for my liking 

I’m more mad right now that Loki’s surprised (again) by how Thor reacts to his death than I will be if it turns out he’s a dirty lying traitor again 

MOTHER OF FUCK, YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Again, Loki can live and be a villain or be a hero and die (fuck and doesn’t that sound familiar?)

Damn, there goes the kink cuffs 

Fuck am I invested in this? Oh no

The end credits song is so stupid lol

End announcer guy: Come on, Loki, how could you betray the Avengers like that?

You must be new here, fam.

End announcer guy: Who is orchestrating the forces of evil?

Me: Dr. Doom.

Show: *Kang appears out of the fog, the size of a skyscraper*

Me: NO!!!

Me @ me: Bruno and Makoto are not getting together. This is a Disney kids show from 2017, it’s not gonna be gay.

Me: *proceeds to watch the next episode anyway*

Loki: *betrays Thor, like he famously repeatedly does*

Thor: *surprised Pikachu face*

Me: *surprised Pikachu face*

Yeah, I’m disappointed in me, too.