#furbrain

[devilsrecreation]

So we all lost and now have nothin to eat

Your bosses say you’re all oh so hopeless

You go home beaten even when there’s easy meat

Can’t face your friends all starved and joyless

You feel stupid, that zebra’s said “so long”

Well lemme just say you’re not wrong! :D

“Wait, what?”

You’re a furbrain, buddy

A furbrain, my croc buddy

You’re as helpful as a tiny itch (Hey!)

You’re a furbrain just like me! (Well, that’s mean!)

You’re a derp-faced moron

all your ideas are long gone

You’re two gluttons who always butt in

We’ve all been there, buddy!

[scatterbrainedbot]

IM LITERALLY SOBBING AT RHE SIGHT OF YOUR RAT SONS OH MY GOD THEYRE SO CUTE PATOOTIE THEIR DESIGNS ARE SO APPEALING TO ME THE LONG FACES ARE JUST HGGHGHGHGH

sobbing u say? dont worry anon, mikeys got just the thing

[scpwiki-official]

manns like furry adjacent not because he likes anthro stuff but because he finds the like sensory experience of fur/scales very appealing

[spottedmischief]

Banzai all grumpy like: Who’s Janja. Who took my nephew. It better be not someone who stinks. Whaddya mean he calls you a furbrain.

Ed: why worry who found Cheezi when we were not around what matters is we are back together and he is also happy :D

Janja: hi.

Ed: ah.

Still laughing over how much that thought process actually backfired

[ihatedangling]

^ is but mad north by northwest. When the wind is southerly, Ed knows a hawk from a handsaw.

[spottedmischief]

"I know, right? It’s so hard. Thinkin’ makes my head hurt."

   “Could you really blame us for just being hungry? Don’t you knooow how hard it is to think straight on an empty stomach” 

[pizacat72]

More Random TLK Headcanons

Kion was much more stubborn as an infant cub and would push Kiara away whenever she tried to help him.

Tamaa eventually joins the Traveling Baboon Circus along with Cheezi and Chungu. Janja is mildly irritated (and somewhat proud of those furbrains but he'll never admit to it. Yeah, of course he comes to every show, it's only for the free food after all).

When Bunga gets old, he starts acting like a grizzled veteran who tells wild and overly exaggerated tales about his time in the Lion Guard and he even wears a leaf eyepatch to look cool.

Beshte frequently gives some of the Pridelander children rides down the river during the wet season. The Guard helps him build an easy exit point for the kids to get out safely.

Ono sometimes sits and floats in the watering hole to catch some rays and just relax for a while.

Makini absentmindedly doodles on leaves whenever she's bored.

[silveredfeathers]

Lookin GOOD furbrain! KYAAAHAHA! Hooooly shit. Is this PERMANENT? - @ariadosanon

Why the fuck are YOU in my inbox??

[spinnysocks]

janja saving cheezi and chungu after the fire and they're passed out and he looks at them and just kinda softly smirks and says "furbrains" (affectionate) I NEED IT

OH MY GODDDDDDDD 😭 /pos

YES. THIS IS EVERYTHING

HE DID IT FOR THEM. HE LITERALLY REFORMED FOR THEM. WAHHHHG

[theanoninyourinbox]

maybe a concept for a Mistystar x Firestar au?

A Lore Ask? Ohohohoho yes please!

So to start, Thistleclaw figures out who the real father of Misty Stone and Moss is, and tries to start an interclan war over it, basically going hey you wet furbrains we have Riverclan kits nyeeehhhh. However Hailstar and Sunstar see through this and come to an agreement that pleases their warriors - after being weaned, the kittens go to Riverclan to be raised there, but Bluefur may visit them on occasion. The two clans become very close this way. When Rusty shows up, it’s to an elderly Sunstar and his deputy Bluefur, with her loyal ex apprentice Tigerfur. Thistleclaw disapproves but Sunstar welcomes the new apprentice, naming him Dawnpaw for his pale orange coat, and apprenticing him off to Bluefur. Redtail and Ravenpaw come back to camp, reporting that someone with Thunderclan scent has been mucking about Riverclan’s side of the border AGAIN, this time stealing and desecrating prey.

The next time Bluefur goes to visit her kits, now all warriors, she brings Dawnpaw, who is as respectful as possible - which Mistyfoot approves of. Crookedstar and Oakheart chit chat with Bluefur while Mistyfoot, Stonefur, and Mossback steal her apprentice for a swimming lesson. Dawnpaw comes back with a fat fish he offers to Crookedstar as a token of friendship. Leopardfur does not approve of the interclan friendships.

Some time later Sunstar passes in his sleep, and Bluestar rises. Crookedstar passes from illness and Leopardstar starts cracking down on the visits. Silverstream survives her kitting in Riverclan camp and refuses to name the father, but little Stormkit looks just like Graystripe. Dawnpaw, becoming Dawnheart, sneaks across to figure out what’s going on - Mistyfoot tells him that Leopardstar has been meeting a gray cat, but has little other details. Yellowfang is found, and Dawnheart is suspicious, a gray cat? In this camp? Brokenstar attacks camp and deputy Redtail is killed saving the kits and his sister, leaving his daughter Sandstorm and her maybe mate Raventail to mourn and Lionheart as deputy. Windclan returns triumphant. Yellowfang saves Spottedleaf, and when Brokenstar returns she blinds him. Thistleclaw tries to kill Bluestar and is stopped by Tigerfur and Dawnheart. Revealed as the traitor, he leaves in a furious huff. Later, after Brokenstar is poisoned I MEAN dies naturally, Thistlestar leads Shadowclan, and then joins up with Leopardstar to destroy the clans.

Stonefur is nearly killed fighting Darkstripe, who is a kit-poisoning terror, and Blackfoot, but Blackfoot sees the cats coming to save the half-clan cats, and throws the match, allowing Mistyfoot, Stonefur, Mossback, Silverstream, Featherkit, and Stormkit to escape, with Oakheart covering them, leading to his death. Lionheart steps down as deputy, and recommends Dawnheart, who recently finished training Cinderleg. Brightpaw and Swiftpaw live through the dogs, just barely. Mistyfoot and Dawnheart have a “secret” romance. The dogs throw themselves and Bluestar off the cliff, and she passes away. Dawnstar names loyal Whitestorm as deputy. Leopardstar refuses to back down, and is overthrown by the returning warriors, leading to her fleeing to Shadowclan. Scourge, attacked as a kit by Thistleclaw, kills Thistlestar and declares war. Leopardstar dies redeeming herself, saving Whitestorm. Dawnstar does not slay Scourge, but his rising drives off Bloodclan. Mistyfoot is chosen by Riverstar himself to lead Riverclan. Mistystar gives birth to five kits - Reedkit, Bluekit, Primrosekit, Pikekit, and Emberkit, and returns the rule of visiting cross-clan kits. Blackstar and Tallstar adopt this, and more kits grace the clans. When the Journey happens, Squirrelpaw, daughter of Sandstorm and Raventail, makes friends with Pikeface, leading to another romance.

I hope you like this AU!

[taffydragonblog]

I like how we all unanimously decided that this cute little blue kitty is actually Mimic in disguise and should therefore go straight to Hell, do not pass GO, do not collect $200:

Plus we got Silver, a known cat expert, looking at Mimicat like "There's something fishy about this cat" and Mimicat would reply "Molluscs aren't fish, you furbrain" and Silver would say "What?" and then Mimicat would be like:

[devilsrecreation]

Shupavu:If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous

Chungu:What if it bites me and it dies?

Janja:That means you’re poisonous. Great spirits, furbrains, learn to listen

Tamka:What if it bites itself and I die?

Kiburi:It’s voodoo

Cheezi:What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Mzingo :That’s correlation, not causation

Goigoi:What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Njano:That’s kinky

Ushari: So sad….

[scpwiki-official]

oh like clothing collar

[spottedmischief]

Thoughts on Chungu!

Send me thoughts on…

"Haha! I can't even remember of a time when we were not together. Chungu's like my best friend. He can get a lil' frustratin' sometimes an' believe it or not, we do have the occasional fights! Mostly over the last leftovers but hey! It balances out all the times when we're being furbrains together! We're kind of a package deal."

[thepaststillhurts]

King of the Night Pride

Continuation with @roarofancients​

“Excuse me?” Simba was outraged as Narbe called him furbrain. He looked at Kion with questioning eyes, waiting for him to react on this. After all he was the king here at the Tree of Life and he respected his title.

[hoodie-prince-kid-archived]

Furbrains get fooled once sgsuny

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