#funsizedpascal

[thevictorianbeauty]

"Uhhh---" There's no reason for him to try to bluff; Lorina knew him well enough. "Yeah I was. See, what happened was---" he began but knew she'd see right through his excuses. "I ate all of it in my cabinet." A shy, nervous laugh.

Lorina's laugh mixed with Pascal’s as she shook her head. “Just sit down,” She nudged her head to the seat across from her. “--- Well, bring a bowl and the milk first.” There was no point in him sitting down and eating the cereal without the above. Lorina still couldn’t believe how like family Pascal had become. “I’ll buy you some more when I go shopping later.” She was basically buying food for herself, her husband, her son --- and now Pascal too.

[weavingwickedness]

IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAYYY? YOU GET ONE FREE CLASS AT THE BOOTY CAMP.

Aw yeah.

Dem boys gonna love my ass, wooO.

[thevictorianbeauty]

Pascal rummages through his mom's home for cereal. Sure he has a tree house that should be well stocked, but he's willing to bet there's better food here.

"Good morning to you too,” Lorina interrupted Pascal’s morning salvaging and shook her head. She was sitting by the kitchen table already getting stuck into her own breakfast as she just enjoyed the entertainment. Pascal always made such a show when he was around. “This—-“ She lifted the box of cereal she had been eating out of and gave it a small shake, “What you’re looking for, per chance?”

[changeyerfate]

funsizedpascal said: -throws sleeping pascala t you-

Then I will make you a starter in the morning for Pascal. Although Merida doesn't approve of Pascal being thrown at her --- unless he's a chameleon then he probably would have gotten stuck and lost in her hair. Poor baby.

[thexonlyexception]

✔

send me a: "✔" and i'll handwrite my favorite movie

[theyoungesttylar]

*casually begins to follow her around everywhere, hiding in bushes*

"Which big brother do I call about having a stalker?"

"Maybe Junior."

[royalbengalitigress]

In pirate au, wasn't pascal a stolen cook on a ship?

I could imagine him making all these pastries and giving the other pirates cavities just to get back at them...

[lovelylorina]

[theyoungesttylar]

"All that sexual frustration. Are you two sure you don't wanna fuck each other?"

[notsolittlelilo-archive-blog]

omfg i was wondering what happened to you?????

I decided to leave for a while so I could sort myself out and figure out what I wanted to do with myself OOC!  But now I have returned and hopefully this is more permanent!