#funnywiccashit

[l1ghtfromthecloset]

PLEASE MOTHER EARTH LET THIS HAPPEN IT WOULD BE SO FUCKING HILARIOUS. Let no bad ember stick to me for this horrible wish but you must understand I NEED this. Hundreds of thousands are counting on this to happen. In earth, air, fire, water; to the elements of life, in your name I envoke, rest and grant.

(I'm never religious on here. This goes to show how bad I want this for fuckin happen lmao)

(Also #funnywiccashit is my tag for anything Wicca mentioned in any of my posts for future ref.)

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.