#funnybunny week 2025

[dragon-creates]

Funnybunny Week 2025

Prompt: Merch

AU: Madness AU by @allhailthequeenuwu

AO3

Jax held back laughter as he watched Pomni throw on her oversized hoodie, the sleeves too big for her arms and the ends flopping over her wrists. He never understood why she couldn’t wait until a smaller size came in, but then again he wouldn’t be able to see how cute she looked while wearing it. 

She paused after zipping up her hoodie, raising a brow at him, “What is it?”

“Oh, nothing…shortstack,” he gave her a shit eating grin. 

“I will kick your shins!” she pouted, stomping her foot.

His laughter echoed throughout the hotel room, ruffling her hair, “I’m teasing you songbird, you look cute.”

Her cheeks flushed, “You better. Now, how about our date?”

Jax’s eyes softened, taking her hand in his, “Sounds perfect.”

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They had stopped by a diner in the mall, Pomni’s disguise giving her that freedom to feel like herself while being with the man she loved. She loved her fans and her career as an idol, but she would be lying if she said she didn’t want to feel normal without the pressing eyes of her audience and paparazzi. 

It’s why she cherished these moments with Jax, he always made her feel like a normal girl living a typical life with her goofy boyfriend. 

After finishing their meal, they continued their trek through the mall until coming across a window of a shop - pausing when they saw what was inside. 

Pomni paled.

Jax wheezed.

It was her new figurine, doing her signature stage pose with a peace sign and a heel lift.  

“Oh my god!” Jax snickered. “You look so cute!”

“Will you keep your voice down?!” she hissed.

“Sorry, sorry,” he wiped away a tear of mirth. “It’s just-it’s an even smaller version of you!”

“Ugh, you’re the worst,” she crossed her arms, shaking her head at him.

“Oh I’m the worst, huh?” he smirked. “Wanna see me be even worse?”

Pomni furrowed her brows in confusion, until her eyes widened in mortification, “Don’t you dare!”

She tried to grab his arm, but Jax was quick enough to dodge her and run into the shop. Pomni was about to run after him, but she knew she’d be risking exposing her identity when seen next to the figurine. So she had no choice but to give Jax a death glare through the window as he purchased the figurine. 

Pomni growled as he walked back out, “Are you pleased with yourself?”

“Very much,” Jax snickered. “Come on, I think this stuff is really impressive. I’m so proud of how far you’ve come in your career. Seeing this stuff just reminds me how incredible you are, songbird.”

She was still pouting, but couldn’t help but blush at his words, “You mean it?”

“Always,” he reached his arm out and pulled her close, kissing her forehead. Pomni relaxed into his hold, letting herself smile. “Although, out of curiosity. How much do you make off this stuff?”

Pomni pulled her head away to glare at him again, “Seriously.”

“I’m genuinely curious!” He said in defense.

Pomni grumbled, “...two billion…monthly.”

“HOLY SHIT!” Jax exclaimed.

“Shut up! Shut up!” Pomni rushed, covering his mouth with her hand.

“DUDE HOW ARE YOU CALM ABOUT THIS?!” He grinned when he grabbed her hands, cackling as she tried to grab at him.

“You’re the worst,” she cried, flopping her face into his chest.”

“I know,” he wrapped his arms around her, resting his chin on her head. “But you love me anyway, right?”

“...yes.”

“Heh, thought so.”

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Gangle wandered into Jax’s room, some of her laundry had accidentally been mixed up with his so she wanted to quickly grab it while he was out. She searched through the messy pile on his bed until finally grabbing her red, fluffy cloak. She was about to turn and head out when she gasped at what she saw on his bedside stand.

It was a Pomni figurine! It was a rare item that had been sold out years ago and hadn’t been on the market since! How did Jax get a hold of one?!

Gangle picked it up carefully, running her hand over the plastic hair. She was so caught up in her excitement that she didn’t notice the tall figure entering the room behind her.

“What are you doing in my room?”

Gangle jumped, whipping round when she saw Jax - his eyes darkening. “Oh, Jax!” She squeaked. 

His fists clenched when he saw what she was holding, “Put that down.”

“W-what?” Gangle looked down at the figurine. “Oh, I’m sorry. I just got excited, I never knew you were a fan of Pomni-”

“DON’T SAY HER NAME! LET GO!” He screamed, snatching the figurine out of her hands as Gangle yelped. “DON’T TOUCH MY FUCKING STUFF!”

The ribboned woman sniffed, “I-I’m sorry. I just thought-”

“JUST GET OUT! GET OUT!” He pushed her out of the room, slamming the door behind him.

Gangle whimpered, running down the hall.

In his room, Jax held onto the figurine tight. He couldn’t stop the tears streaming down his face when looking at her familiar face. There was a hole that she had left behind that he couldn’t fill.  He wanted her back. He wanted her back so bad.

He sank to the floor, pressing his forehead against the doll’s. He wanted his songbird back.

[funnybreadd]

I wanted to redraw this but now I don't have time 😭😭 (I might still try to redraw it if I have the time)

Anyways HAPPY FUNBUN WEEK!!

[dragon-creates]

Funnybunny Week 2025

Prompt: Funny Things

AU: Spudsys au by @funnybreadd

AO3

It's finally the best time of year! Funnybunny week! For this year I decided to spice things up and do an au a day with the prompt from this year's list. Today's au is the spudsys au by my friend funnybreadd on tumblr and twitter, hope you enjoy!

The day was going by achingly slowly. It was Monday, which usually meant that not a lot of customers would be coming in due to work, but it also meant more focus on cleaning up whenever they had slow service. 

Pomni rubbed her eyes as she wiped down the counter, Gangle had placed her up there due to her excellent communication skills. She looked behind her, eyeing her boyfriend as he scrubbed each of the used kitchen utensils until they were squeaky clean. She and Jax had been dating for a while, moving in together last month. Despite their opposite personalities, they had actually formed a trusting and sweet relationship. Jax would cook for her, hold her when things felt dark, make her laugh to help her smile. And in return, she showed him kindness when he had none, she didn’t put up with his bullshit like the others, and she made him decide to become a better man for himself.

Despite the grueling job, it was what caused them to meet and fall in love. 

She sighed, throwing down the cloth and wiped the sweat off her forehead, all she wanted was to go home and cuddle up with her boyfriend while watching whatever was on the TV. 

A pair of shoulders gripped her shoulders, making her jump before relaxing that it was only Jax. She whacked him across the arm, “Did you really have to do that?”

The rabbit snickered, wrapping his arms around her and resting his head on her forehead, “Yup, your angry face is adorable.”

“Ugh,” she pouted as he pressed a kiss against her hair. “Is there a reason why you’re here?”

“Well, I finished washing up and thought I’d create a bit of entertainment before going home,” he smirked.

Pomni stared at him, “What did you do?”

“Just wait,” Jax snickered, holding her tight with excitement. 

“JAX! WHY IS THERE KETCHUP IN MY SHOES?!” Ragatha screeched.

“JAX! WHY IS THERE BURGERS ALL OVER MY OFFICE FLOOR?!” Gangle screamed. 

Pomni gasped, trying to escape Jax's hold so she could whack him again, but he held her tight and firm as he laughed into her shoulder, “What the hell is wrong with you?!”

“Come on! It’s funny!” He loosened his grip to look at her. “As if you don’t come up with funny things to do as well.”

Pomni pursed her lips, humming a little bit as though she were distracted. 

Jax raised his brow, “What did you do?”

Pomni was about to open her mouth to answer when a scream and a slam of a car door outside alerted them.

“WHO PUT SODA CUPS ON TOP OF MY CAR?!?!?!” Zooble stormed back inside, huffing with rage. “I TRIED TO DRIVE AWAY AND THEY SPILLED EVERYWHERE! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO CLEAN MY CAR?!?!”

Pomni’s body shook with suppressed laughter, Jax joining her with more noisy guffaws. “Aw, Pom-Pom,” he kissed the side of her cheek. “Are you risking a write-up to prank people with me?”

“Well it’s like you said,” she giggled. “I like participating in funny things with you.”