#funny edits go brrr

[wingedqueenlynx]

I think this is one a few edits of Eddie where I used my art- definitely one of my favourites lol

I should make more with my art tbh, cause these are so silly and I strive on silly lol

[xenogenderbunnykid]

tw: wounds

i forgot to put “wears green” but oh well

[moonlit-imagines]

Headcanons for dating Johnny Lawrence

Johnny Lawrence x reader

warnings: towards the end theres degenerate!johnny mentions (the WORST most funny way to put it but him being an alcoholic and such) (that is NOT funny dont be an alcoholic)

a/n: i been looking at young william zabka edits for an hour brain go brrr. also yes i already have hcs for this so these are NOT part 2 they are a different au after the all valley 🙏. this has been the MOST INSPIRING fic i have written in months im literally in love with him

prompt:

after the all-valley and cobra kai, johnny felt like he’d lost everything

then he found you

you had just barely known each other, growing up in the same vicinity but never really saying a word to each other

until one day at encino oaks, johnny spotted you sunbathing on an unusually warm day and took a chance

“y/n, right?” -johnny, sitting on the pool chair next to you

��that’s right” -you, tilting your sunglasses down

“i’m johnny. we, uh, we go to west valley together”

“yeah, i’ve heard of you” -you

his stomach sank (he’s got a bad track record)

“yeah, that’s unfortunate.” -johnny, getting up to leave and pausing “would you be interested in jumping in the pool with me?”

you stared at him for a few seconds (cuz you could tell he wasn’t too confident) and got up, actually jumping in the pool in a full cannonball

his spirits were lifted and he jumped in right after you

“that was awesome!” -johnny

you two swam around splashing and annoying the older club members, but it was no matter

you ended up sitting on the pool ledge talking and getting to know each other

“oh, no, i don’t really keep up with local karate tournaments. i hadn’t heard” -you

“that’s perfect for me, then” -johnny

you gave him your number and said you’d see him at school monday

and that you did

“is that him? he’s cute! maybe he’ll start driving you to school. or you could get your license” -your mom, dropping you off

“mom!” -you “he does seem pretty sweet. i think he found me at the perfect time, too. got knocked down a peg or two from some karate tournament”

he brought you a little box of chocolates to give to you before class THAT VERY MONDAY (he was moving fast)

he was also very desperate for a prom date for senior prom but that was beside the point

you played a little hard to get

but johnny finally found a reason to fight again and he wanted to fight for you

“could i take you on a date this weekend? do you prefer something fancy like a nice restaurant or casual like golf n stuff or romantic like the beach?” -johnny

“why dont you just plan it and i’ll be ready. just tell me what i should wear” -you, kissing him on the cheek

he always felt so cool and confident but you had him flustered and about to buckle at the knees

he decided to keep it casual for now because you seemed so “go with the flow” and there were so many things to do, so many distractions to keep him from doing something stupid

and of course he picked you up because you still didn’t have your license yes

“come on, i’ll teach you how to drive” -johnny

“noooo thank you, i am not driving your car” -you

you drove it one block and he understood why you didn’t have your license

johnny paid for all your tokens and you guys had a blast competing in games and ended up with a pretty decent pile of tickets

“ooh, competitive!” -you

“i have no idea what you’re talking about” -johnny

daniel was actually at golf n stuff that night with ali but johnny didn’t even care he was so infatuated with you

he bought you some nachos for a snack, which he snuck a few bites in shamelessly

you still haven’t kissed at this point but he was waiting for the perfect moment

you made sure to touch his arms and keep close and flirt, sending all the right signals

he seemed like such a go-getter, you were getting impatient

and finally, he took you to the ferris wheel and made it all cliche and special wrapping his arm around your shoulders and waiting until you two were at the top of the wheel to place a hand on your cheek and kiss you gently

(gentle went away fast you had been waiting for this for a whole WEEK and thats a lifetime for a teenager)

he was giddy for the rest of the night and all he’d gotten was a quick makeout session

he ended up pooling all your tickets together for a stuffed animal of your choice

it couldn’t have been a better first date honestly

and soon enough he was driving you to school, walking you to class, bringing you little gifts, getting you into trouble, listening to music with you, sneaking out with you, just doing everything with and for you

and the promposal was very cute classic (a sign and some flowers, he wasn’t all too creative)

and when prom came around, you two stood out! you both looked stunning and styling, everyoneeee was jealous

“johnny looks happy” -daniel

“poor y/n’s just gonna get their heart broken” -ali

prom court?? no actually lol but keep dreaming

“you’re the prom [king/queen] in my heart” -johnny

“if you hand me a plastic crown im gonna hit you” -you

johnny took it out anyway and you both started cackling bc it was so silly

he just wanted you to feel special (you had no part in prom court at all actually there was no disappointment he was just being a punk)

“sooo, prom night..?” -johnny

“what about it” -you

“oh, nothing…”

“just drive, punk. my parents aren’t home”

a miracle he didn’t get a speeding ticket

soon enough you two had graduated and gone off to college together

although johnny had a hard time focusing on what really mattered

you two definitely partied together and he was always so protective and caring, making sure no one made a pass at you or made you uncomfortable (and if they did he’d try to fight them and you’d drag him away)

some of those nights were memorable, but he started slipping and you kept trying to keep him on the right path

he had a few wakeup calls

and proposed to you

and you accepted

and for a while, he did things right for you

but in the end, he just couldn’t grow up and you broke it off

all the fighting and drinking and partying and bailing him out of jail finally became too much and you returned the ring

“i wish it were different johnny. i really do. i thought you were the one. but i cant be with you if you’re not gonna grow up. i love you, and im sorry, but im done” -you

he was a WRECK after that he spiraled completely and cried for you for months

and he tried to get you back. he tried to straighten up and fly right but he always fell back into the same problems, and his friends were just as dumb as he was

you’d get a drunken call now and then of johnny rambling how sorry he was and how he still loves you and he wanted to change and begging you to take him back

you went on one last date with him and saw a very grim future

and realized you didn’t want to stick around to fix him

“do you still have the stuffed animal from our first date?” -johnny

“i do” -you

“promise me you’ll keep it forever” -johnny

“i promise”

his parents were so incredibly disappointed in him and that he “lost a good one”

and he never stopped beating himself up over it.

taglist: @ravenmoore14 // @an4aaa // @summersimmerus // @sapphireplums // @ravenhood2792 // @elemental-of-magic // @mauve-galaxy-427 //

[manwhore-malewife]

Me 6 hours before going to an appointment to learn whether or not I might die from my heart stopping and if I should be put into a hospital: haha, funny gay people go brrr

Edit: haha, thank you all for your nice comments!! Also I'm okay (at the moment) and didn't get put into a hospital!! :}}

[the-unknown-void]

Murder Drones? Half-Life? More likely than you think. (MDxHL2 AU)

So I don't kill my brain trying to come up with summary to this AU. I'm just going to tell you about the characters here, note that nothing is solid yet but I am going crazy for this AU, I'll most definitely change things. So consider this a bit of a W.I.P.

A while ago I had thought, I was originally thinking about Portal/MD AUs because well funni robot go brrr. But there's about a million ways you could do that and there's likely plenty out there already.

But.. how many would realize how fitting Murder Drones is with Half-Life 2!?

I mean..

Inter-dimensional fascist alien military government that takes over worlds in order to siphon its resources and kill off all the native fauna in the process?

with all the biomechanical stuff going on, you could easily shove disassembly drones in their place!

and that's where it began.

this ended up a bit longer than expected and may still be edited many times lol.

Welcome, welcome to City 9, one of our finest urban centers on Copper 17!

~ Citizens ~

Any worker drone that is not part of the resistance, and is not conscripted into the Combine. Live openly in the city under the harsh rule of the Combine, disassembly drones watching their every step, scanning for even the slightest sign of disobedience.

~ The Combine ~

Disassembly drones, basically. Except for metropolice who are worker drones who choose to work for them.

They still have most of the canonical built-in weapons like claws, SMGs, blades, missiles, and B E A M. All drones converted into DDs have their memories wiped entirely. Special exceptions to this are J, V, and N, who still have their memories but they are suppressed.

Serial Designation J - puppet Leader - Role: Dr. Breen Taking orders from Cyn, she acts like a sergeant. But she isn't really designed for fighting as much, she mostly spends time in the Citadel unless something (such as a massive uprising) is threatening the Citadel and Combine control, in which she will come down and strike down anyone who opposes them in nearly an instant.

Weapons/Tools: - Disassembly Drone Stuff (Some listed weapons may be built-in) - Revolver - Grenades - Tau Cannon - Laser tripmines

Serial Designation N - Elite of Combine Air Defense He follows/leads hunter choppers or he can pilot hunter choppers. He is specifically designed for long flights and in-flight combat.

Weapons/Tools: - Disassembly Drone Stuff (Some listed weapons may be built-in) - Pulse Rifle - Can deploy manhacks

Serial Designation V - Soldier of Combine Land Defense She guards the borders of Combine territories, making sure no unwelcome creatures from the outlands get inside. Also sometimes deployed to guard places like Nova Prospekt. She is still able to fly but not for as long as N, as she's mainly designed for being able to traverse various terrain. She can also drive APCs, set up mounted guns and turrets.

Weapons/Tools: - Disassembly Drone Stuff (Some listed weapons may be built-in) - Shotgun - Crossbow - Grenades - Hoppers - Can deploy roller mines

~ The Resistance ~

Worker drones who have decided to rebel against the Combine, refusing to submit to their abuse. However, since the death of their previous leader, Nori Doorman, their movement has been dormant. As Khan decided that everyone should go into hiding in the bunker for the sake of their daughter(him and Nori's).

Yeva - Deceased Was almost just as important to the resistance as Nori, playing a large role in getting them out of the city. Unfortunately she was killed by V along with her husband not long after the uprising fell.

Weapons/Tools: - Absolute Solver powers - Revolver - Pulse Rifle - Can hack roller mines

Nori Doorman - Former Leader(dead?) - Role: Gordon Freeman? The initial starter of the resistance movement, which actually got pretty far. But all her ruckus alerted J to the scene, killing Nori and many of those by her side just before they could make their final push against the Combine. At least she's dead to everyone's knowledge..

Weapons/Tools: - Absolute Solver powers - SMG (an uzi lol) - Crowbar - S.L.A.Ms

Khan Doorman - Current Leader - Role: Eli Vance After Nori's death, he decided it was best to go into hiding with his daughter, fearing the Combine would begin hunting for them even more aggressively than they did before.

Weapons/Tools: - Wrench - Pistol - Shotgun

Uzi Doorman - Role: Alyx Vance + Gordon Freeman? Infuriated by her father’s cowardice for stalling the resistance movement, believing it nullifies everything her mother worked for. She decides to take it upon herself to finish the job her mother started, sneaking out of the bunker and eventually leading the next uprising. Can drive the airboat.

Weapons/Tools: - Crowbar (same one as Nori’s) - Railgun (The one from the show) - Alyx’s gun (Modified Pistol) - RPG (Rocket Launcher) - Gravity Gun - S.L.A.Ms - EMP Tool - Absolute Solver powers (acquired much later)

Thad - Metrocop - Role: Barney Calhoun He’s another metrocop but he’s not in on Doll’s scheme. He’s just a metrocop for spying and it’s useful to have rebel drones who can use Combine tech. But no one's seen him in a while..

Weapons/Tools: - Disassembly drone headband (A headband with the 5 small extra eyes that disassembly drones have. Unlike actual DDs tho, the headband is only wired into the head instead of welded) - Fingerless gloves with retractable blades (Wolverine hands basically, when the user makes a fist, 3 blades protrude from their knuckles) - Booster Boots (Increase user’s agility and jump height, also protect the user from fall-related injury) - Arm & Leg armor (To look more like the disassembly drones and protect those limbs as they will NOT regenerate) - Stun Baton - Pistol - SMG - Baseball Bat

~ Ambiguous Alliance ~

Who these drones are allied with or what they stand for isn't quite known.

Alice - Role: Father Grigori ??????

Doll - Double agent, Spy on the Resistance - Role: Dr. Mossman (Mitchell HDTF) Lives in the bunker with the resistance, has some kind of deal with J to provide information about inner rebel activity. It’s unknown what her bigger plan is. (Aka I don’t know yet)

Weapons/Tools: - Absolute Solver powers - Metal Pipe - Revolver

Lizzy - Triple agent, Metrocop Works with Doll, doesn’t know her entire scheme but she goes along with whatever Doll tells her anyways. Like joining the metropolice under the guise of being a spy on the Combine, but to the Combine she claims to be a spy on the resistance and giving them information to back it up. Can set up turrets and mounted guns.

Weapons/Tools: - Disassembly drone headband (A headband with the 5 small extra eyes that disassembly drones have. Unlike actual DDs tho, the headband is only wired into the head instead of welded) - Fingerless gloves with retractable blades (Wolverine hands basically, when the user makes a fist, 3 blades protrude from their knuckles) - Booster Boots (Increase user’s agility and jump height, also protect the user from fall-related injury) - Arm & Leg armor (To look more like the disassembly drones and protect those limbs as they will NOT regenerate) - Stun baton - Pistol - SMG

Cyn - True leader of the Combine - Role: G-Man + Overwatch No one knows there’s anyone above J since Cyn only gives orders to her. She is the one who made the Combine and put J in command. She let J, V, and N keep their memories, however.. They may be wiped if any of them begin deviating.

Weapons/Tools:

- Absolute Solver - Sword - Revolver

Tessa - ??????

~ Outland Creatures ~

Eldritchs - Disassembly drones who’ve been damaged beyond what their regeneration is capable of fixing, requiring material from outside sources. Sometimes this is viable, but usually it is advised to just destroy eldritchs immediately as they will violently massacre and destroy anything that contains the material it needs, even other disassembly drones. These beings take on many forms and can create very convincing holograms of those they kill to lure prey, so one should never approach random figures in the outlands.

Note: because of this, disassembly drones have a fail-safe trigger that disables regeneration if it detects a certain amount of weight lost. (indicating severe damage that could lead to becoming eldritch.) Of course this fail-safe can fail to trigger or trigger unnecessarily(falsely detecting significant weight loss) sometimes.

Heartcrabs - The cores of disassembly drones and solver-afflicted drones that can no longer return to their bodies(likely entirely destroyed). Similar to the eldritchs, they may start looking for a new body by attacking living drones; this doesn’t work well and creates aggressive zombie-like drones. (Might be scrapped Idk)

Anti-Drone Sentinels - Quick, aggressive robotic raptors that emit bright flashes of light to boot-loop any drone who looks at it, rendering them immobile until a reboot can be done. They move in packs in the outlands, it’s rumored a few drones have learned how to tame them.

FEEL FREE TO SEND ME ASKS ABOUT THE AU, PLEASE I WOULD LOVE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS. IT CAN ALSO HELP ME FLESH THINGS OUT SO PLEASE 🥺🥺🙏

[sphxremint]

(man this art is really old but im usin it anyway lol)

☆ Heya heya一it's me, Mint!

I'm the guy that does the funny draws (and music (and sometimes edits)).

Some of you have definitely heard that line way too many times before. Or some of you probably just know me as the Simple Yet Stupid guy. If you haven't seen me before, congratulations! You've successfully met "that guy" (me) for the first time!

This is my tumblr. I reblog stuff I think is neat and post art/music/stuff I like once every [unspecified time frame]. I dipped (sort of) from Twitter (ah, sorry一ECKS [X] as it's called now) like a year or two ago because some guy had too much fun ruining it. Now I'm here more often!

Right, this is an intro post. lemme get on that...

☆ cool things you should know

• I'm 20 (born July 4th, on MINT day. not whatever the hell independence day is. eugh)

• I'm aroace (certain of it now! we out here)

• I'm black (there's like no way to make this funnier it just is what it is)

☆ some other neat stuff

• I draw!

I'm definitely not consistent with it at all, but I'm trying, 'cause it's fun and I like doing it. I may be into a lot of medias too, but I'm mostly an oc artist, and it's a curse I will bear until the end of time

• I make music!

I'm also not very consistent with it, but I'm a bit less open about it... I do it for fun, really; though it's more of a personal thing compared to my art.

• My timezone is CST

...which is about UTC -05:00. if you need to know that. i know we all got varied timezones

• I'm very good at being inconsistent!

(such as basic punctuation and grammar. cause thats important. sometimes i'll actually use apostrophes and sometimes ill just completely forget mid-sentence. lmao)

☆ my 5 core interests

aka. The main things I like! I switch between the 5 of these on a whim. You can inquire me about any of these. Be ready when it happens.

• Sonic The Hedgehog (he's just THAT GUY, yknow. just a guy who loves adventure. ultimate life forms and whatnot)

• Kirby (i'd forfeit everything for him. #1 blorbo living life)

• FINAL FANTASY (esPECIALLY XIII and XIV. but it's mostly XIV. two lalas ready for Dawntrail WOOO)

• Celeste (#1 game ever. i love everything about it so much, i naturally get my friends to play it. i'm also pretty good at speedrunning. smile)

• and anything osc! (though I'm not part of the fandom "like that". just on the surface layer, yknow? bfdi, ii, boto, ppt2... funny shows go brrr)

☆ cool and awesome tags

□ #mint.txt = probably some random garbled text i spat out one night

□ #mintdraws = i sure do! and you should go look at it!

□ #mint.png = funny image included (not guaranteed)

□ #mint.mp3 = rarely use this but i still want people to know i make music

□ #mint.ask = because i get those. sometimes art, sometimes stupid funny stuff

□ #simple yet stupid = yeah its for those funny objects i talk about. i put this one here just in case

□ #mint's expoboard = i'm probably talking about one of my ocs

☆ and some extra stuff i guess

□ my sonas and stuff if you need that

□ my carrd! go read it cause most of my extra links (and contacts) are already there

□ my toyhou.se Did you know I have a toyhou.se? because I never shut up about my characters, and sometimes people just need the Repository of Information. well... here it is.

Okay. I'll update this post more as time goes on, but... that's about it. That was probably like a read and a half. oops.

Remember: if you do follow me, you are (unofficially) officially consigning yourself to my presence and any stupidity and/or brainrot that follows.

...if that's cool with you. lmao =ᴗ=)b

(big shoutouts to the old pinned i had. you will forever be missed)

last updated: 08 / 27 / 2024

[grapejuicegay]

Get to know me tag! :)

I was tagged by @telomeke here and @dribs-and-drabbles here.

do you make your bed?

I try to! On days that I'm too busy to make it in the morning I do so about half an hour before I'm getting to bed. I don't like the feeling of getting back into an unmade bed - it feels like a completely unproductive day and that just throws me off

what's your favourite number?

I don't really have a favourite but I love multiples of 7, they make my brain go brrr

what is your job?

Photography! It's something I always wanted to do as a child but gave up on as an unrealistic dream before eventually sort of stumbling into it. Happy accidents and all that.

if you could go back to school, would you?

Hah! No chance. I burnt myself out pretty badly through undergrad by taking on far too much - there were just so many things that I found interesting - and I'd much rather not repeat that experience.

can you parallel park?

I can't drive. I keep meaning to learn but the way people drive freaks me out a little too much. I've also been struggling with a bout of motion sickness recently and that doesn't help my comfort in cars. Someday though! Hopefully!

a job you had that would surprise people?

I worked on editing and post production on a documentary for National Geographic once

do you think aliens are real?

In what form, I'm not sure. But some forms of life that exist outside of our planet? Absolutely. My other answer, channeling the 12 years I've spent on this hellsite: doooweeeewoooooo

can you drive a manual car?

If/when I do finally learn to drive I'm going to make it a point to learn manual too. Idk, feels like an important skill to have

what's your guilty pleasure?

I make it a point not too feel guilty or embarrassed about my interests. If I started doing that far too many things I like would qualify and I just cannot live like that

tattoos?

I wish :( I have a bunch of small tattoos I've always wanted but I have a medical condition because of which I can't get any.

favourite colour?

It changes every so often but I'm particularly biased towards shades of teal right now.

favourite type of music?

I love rock of the general/alt/post/punk variety. Recently I've been listening to a goth-folk band called Charming Disaster and have been a little bit obsessed with their album Our Lady of Radium and especially Radium Girls

do you like puzzles?

Love love love puzzles of any kind. I just like having lil things for my brain to do.

any phobias?

I have a little bit of a phobia of falling off of high places which unfortunately comes from a close call during a hike where I slipped off a steep rock and almost into a sweeping rapids (luckily I ended up slipping sideways into a little pool in a gap between said rock and another big one... took a while to pull my short ass out of there but at least I wasn't being swept away!)

favourite childhood sport?

I was a sporty child, tried my hand at just about most sports. My go to was basketball for a while (though I don't play anymore) but now I'm more inclined to go for a swim or a bout of kickboxing, sometimes badminton. Funny story: over the course of a year I got hit in the nose with 4 different kinds of balls (not that kind!). My nose is fine but I was paranoid around sports grounds for a while after that 😂

do you talk to yourself?

All the time! It honestly helps me keep track of a lot of things, especially when I'm overwhelmed but it's a little funny when my everyday running commentary comes out in front of people. It gets me a lot of strange looks, especially when I ask everyday objects what they think they're doing

what movies do you adore?

Depends on the day you ask. I tried answering this 5 different times but each time I came up with 5 different movies to list out. I really could not pick for this one

coffee or tea?

Coffee! Far, far too much of it!

first thing you wanted to be growing up?

An astronaut. It took me far too long to give up on that pipe dream. But around the time I gave up on that I was getting interested in photography as something to pursue. I was bullied out of it for a few years sadly but hey, I ended up here eventually!

I'm coming to this way too late so I'm not really sure who hasn't done this yet. I'm just going to tag @casualavocados @celestial-sapphicss @jemmo

And like both Tel and Lin mentioned, I've been far too busy to be on tumblr too much recently (most of 2024) and so a lot of stuff I've been tagged in has slipped through the cracks. Most of it is in my drafts somewhere and sometimes it just feels too late to bring it back. I still love all of you though and I'm sorry!

[nem0-nee]

♡ VALENTINES RAFFLE RESULTS ♡

I apologize for my questionable video editing skills...

♡ WINNER RESULTS ♡

Congratulation to these three! Luck was definitely on your side: @windbornearchon @br3adtoasty @starry-night-rose Each of you will receive a bust/waist render of your chosen pair!

Please do contact me on either Tumblr/Discord DMs to redeem your win! [nem0#6238 is my tag]

♡ MYSTERY PRIZE ♡

As for everyone else, I have prepared a list of those who can receive the "mystery present" (a colored chibi drawing of your pair) you've voted for previously.

If you see your username on the list, feel free to either 1.) send me an ask or 2.) DM me on Tumblr/Discord for your request! This will be on a first-come, first-served basis! (Completion times will vary! Please bear with me ^^)

♡ FURTHER NOTES ♡

I'd like to dedicate this section to the RB entries that stood out to me the most! Think of it as a silly little collection of statistics.

Two users had hit the maximum amount of RBs possible. Additionally, both of them exceeded this number in the first place!

One user answered the given prompt with every RB entry they did. It's really sweet in all honesty, I may give them a little treat for their efforts-

73 out of 93 entries (including multiple entries) were eligible for the mystery prize! I may have considered revoking that if there were actually 73 different people who could've gotten the prize ;^))

There were 3 users who engaged in a reblog war for the win. Their tags were interesting, to say the least, and their determination is truly admirable (⁠･⁠o⁠･⁠;⁠)

If you had made one entry, you'd have a 1.07% chance to win. Those numbers sound...familiar... Oh no the gacha percentages are coming to haunt me again-

If you're curious to who entry #69 is... (Definitely giving you an add-on if you redeem your chibi drawing. Funny number go brrr)

One user made 15 consecutive entries As mentioned before, I never felt my heart drop so fast... I commend you for your efforts, I may give you a consolation prize if you ever redeem the chibi offer >:))

All in all, thank you to everyone who participated! Reading through the tags was a journey for sure! I may have gotten a little too soft, as I didn't want anyone to leave empty-handed, especially after reading through those sweet answers to the prompt.

I'll be looking forward to illustrating the winning pairs, alongside the bonus chibi pairs >:)) See you this upcoming White Day!!

-your local friendly neighborhood Nem <3

[kiichikonoes]

I’m kind of curious what everyone does for their fandoms for fun. Like I know a lot of fic writers force themselves to write but what about the people who take it upon themselves to make edits, or update fandom wiki or make an archive of screenshots or create icons for other people to use. Is it something that comes natural to you? Are you just having fun and chose that specific part of content that seems most fun to make?

I can only speak from the perspective of someone who makes fanart occasionally. It’s because I’ve always been into drawing and putting characters in funny situations/making memes makes my brain go brrr. I guess I mostly don’t really understand the motivation behind people doing fandom stuff in the category of “cataloging.”

[wingedqueenlynx]

I thought this was funny when I made it a few days ago lol

[cryptidofthekeys]

CW aka Gift Thief Sona

Oh btw, here’s the uh sona for the whole gift thieves stuff

lmao I legit decided well hes gonna change REGARDLESS of what I do, just like CC, he’s changed s o goddamn much from his og document

sooo... yeah, also with each media Pelo releases I gain a new initial themed character- The Initial Collective grows

also I realized while editing this CW also stands for fucking content warning HFJDKSHDSK- ya know what im keeping it, fuck it we ball

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| Name: Chase (me? Using MY name again bc I’m too lazy for anything else? LMAO yeah) Wolfe

| Nicknames: CW, Cryptid/Crypts

| Pronouns/Sexuality: He/Him (Trans FTM) and CW is p much Polyamorous

| Age: 30

| Species/Race: Human (White/American)

| Height: 5’5”

| Occupation: Has a small business The Cryptid’s Comforts (he sells comfort character letters and packages)

| Hair Color: Dark Brown (Spiky quiff)

| Eye Color: Gunmetal Blue

| Body Type: He’s fat

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| Appearance: CW (wow, I got CC and now CW …T h e C o l l e c t i o n  g r o w s…) wears light pastel purple hoodie with puppy/dog and flower designs on it) has some mint colored pants that go with it

(they look somewhat like pajama pants) and then finally he wears checkered sneakers that match his outfit (his right shoe is light pastel purple and the left is mint green)

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He has some light pastel gauge earrings, has a silver puppy paw necklace that has purple gemstones all over it, he has a circle beard before I forget that detail, he’s painted his nails to match his aesthetic.

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Only scars he has is his top surgery scars, has lil fangs (those are real btw), has a BUNCH of light pastel purple and mint bandaids all over him (legit it’s for aesthetics plus I dig OCs with bandaids on em like that lmao)

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| Personality: Lmao watch this bullshit change IMMENSELY over time, ya know what, I’m gonna TRY to stick with basics- CW is a pathetic wet cat of a guy,, he has NO rizz, gets NO bitches but god d a m n will he try (gonna rizz up that Blueberry dude and Bandron) sucks at flirting, hell this dumbass motherfucker wouldn’t even KNOW if someone was flirting with HIM.

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Aside from that however…

CW is actually super sweet, kind, caring, wouldn’t hurt a fly in all honesty… Can be very oblivious to some pretty obvious danger (CW THEY ARE GOING TO SHOOT YOU N STEAL YOUR SHIT S T O P BEING GAY FOR THEM- ‘’hehe, funny blueberry man and silly robot go brrr’’)

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CW is super chill usually, seems carefree (trust me, he’s not just carefree lmao) ALSO a lot of people seem concerned for him because he’s got some VERY dark circles around his eyes and his eyes are usually half-lidded anyways, he looks EXHAUSTED but he promises he’s actually genuinely fine! (he is tho legit, he just has that look)

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He can also be so so silly …What does that mean? … 🤡

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| Side Facts: When CW isn’t working on letters/packages, in his free time he’s usually playing video games (now you might think bc of his aesthetic it’ll be something like Stardew, MC, AC, etc …Yes actually but he fucking LOVES horror games the most)

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In fact he has tons and TONS of horror games, merch, etc- He fucking LOVES horror a lot which throws people for a loop whenever they see his house both inside and out (his house LITERALLY looks fucking scary even on the outside) there’s a cute pastel colored house not that far from his actual house.

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Whenever he invited someone over for the first time it legit went like “Oh, is that your house? It’s so cute!” CW just blinks and then shakes his head with a soft laugh “What? Oh no, that’s not mine, that one’s mine” and then he points to fuckin haunted ass lookin’ house on the hill (cue dark storm clouds and lightning)

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CW also listens to music a lot, in fact he’s rarely seen without his headphones (music can help him function in general, also,, it helps him de-stress) sometimes he’ll be writing or drawing and then other times he’s playing his electric guitar (never plays in front of others, he’s very self conscious tbh)

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I don’t actually have a very coherent storyline for him just yet lmao but I know that’ll change, the same way it did with CC- It’ll change. The only difference is genuinely that I’m sticking MOSTLY to canon, like he goes to that one place to choose a gift, it gets stolen, etc.

(also a side edit: ...i do have- s o m e ‘’lore’’ now in those regards but not sure how many people actually wanna hear that shit so lmao)

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Final tidbits are that CW has a southern accent and speaks in a soft spoken tone of voice most of the time, only time he gets loud is when he’s talking about something he’s passionate about or his hyperfixation/special interests.

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(Bats, Hyenas, and Dogs are his main animal themed special interests, he knows a LOT and can talk your ears off about those funky lil creechurs, but there’s a LOT more I’d be here all day tho otherwise so yeye)

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I guarantee all this will change lmao,, he just doesn’t feel… Silly enough but who knows for now

[cosmonavo]

I could literally do a BINGO of things I predict could happen and mark the things I know I'll get right💀💀💀💀

Fr, I already foresee the Riddle edits with songs from Marina and the diamonds (I'm going to laugh a lot if I'm would right)

Too can foresee Ruggie being called a bum, in some point

Neige being hated for absolutely no justifiable reason (this is the one I'm most sure I'll get right, brrr)

Idia 'ill definitely gain more admirers, (Idk if this is good or bad, but I believe it 'll be funny)

I know that fans of the anime will be looking for the game in no time, and I can already foresee the same discussion as when Rollo first came out and caused all that commotion, but on a frighteningly greater scale 💀

I can already tell you it would be a scary déjàvu

would be our "As If It Were the First Time" starring Rollo Flamm and the twst community, lol

After the news of the twst anime, I'll be preparing myself psychologically and spiritually to receive the MASSIVE wave of fans that this will receive.

This 'll be a truly experience. I'm already anticipating the worst and best of the fandom💀💀

'll be awesome or we'll so much fucked

[denoire]

corpse kisses and pet names

this is just a filler post btw but i just woke up and i can’t stop thinking about this headcanon , so here we go lmao

characters: corpse x gn!reader

warnings: a disgusting amount of f l u f f omg

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kitheth uwu

forehead kisses:

( i noticed as i was reading over this, it sounded like i sat down here gossiping witchu so here you go,HERE’S THE TEA- )

he lives for them, when he’s on stream, he’s usually really stressed and anxious. and you being there is such a huge comfort for him. knowing that you’re here for him makes him feel way better, especially when you give him forehead kisses. they make him all red and flustered. so cute omg

“hey, you on stream?” you said and you stood next to him looking at his screen, he sighed lightly and muttered a ‘yes’. your head reached towards his head playing with his hair, you used your other hand to remove his hair away from his forehead and gently pressing a kiss on him making him giggle a little, ‘you’re so cute..”

cheek kisses:

it’s the got to, it’s your way of waking him up, or telling him you want  cuddles or just probably because you’re too short, like he’d be editing a video or just doing something and you’d kiss him out of nowhere, not that he’d mind. it’s really out of pocket honestly.

“baby, have you seen where i put my *kiss*, thank you but i really need to find the *kiss* y/n- *kiss*....i’m leaving”

lips:

he may have developed an obsession with your lips but you didn’t hear that from me, like he would take time out of his just to kiss your lips. oh a scenario? funny you asked cause there is this one time you were streaming and corpse just wouldn’t wanna leave your side (not that you wanted him to) without at least a single kiss, so he pulled you out of your seat, forced you to watch toast kill your little character, then this mofo proceeded to turn you camera and mic off just to make out with you?? for a good 45 mins?? the audacity he has >:( but it was great thought !! who are you to say no to a free make out sesh??

names;

baby:

he calls you baby so much, we’re all concerned that he genuinely forgot your name. y/n can’t come to the phone rn corpse forget their name. he’s always rambling about the weird shit you be doing at 4 am during streams. “guys, did i tell y’all that one time my baby was trying to bath a swimming pool? the bathroom was flooded with bubbles for two days” 

“baby can you come here, chat wants to say hi”

“you’re so hot baby, oh my god i missed you come cuddle me”

“BABBBYYYYYYYYYY” “corpse i’m two feet away from you”

babygirl/boy:

doesn’t say regularly but when he does it’s usually to tease you tf outta you, because he’s the annoying boyfriend that you love way too much because he deserves it. one time you were trying to reach and grab his your hoodie but you realized that he put in the top shelf and you were just there like :/ ‘really bro?’ and he was like “aweeee, does my little babygirl/boy need help?”

sometimes he would just say it because he knows it makes your brain and heart go ‘brrr’ like   “babygirl/boy look i got you a strawberry cow” and you’re like “a stwabewwy cow fowr me? 🥺👉👈” which reminds him why you call him that  CAUSE YOURE A PRETTY WITTLE BABYGIRL/BOY

(omg the amount of myso @delicrieux​ references in this single paragraph i- )

can you tell im deliriuos-

okay gn that’s all i can think of it's like 3am

[mikimagines]

ultimate explorer s/o ends up in another country

Hahahah s/o missing go brrr

Hajime Hinata

W o r r y

You haven't answered his calls and he's starting to get nervous.

What if you have been kidnapped?

What if you been-

No

He shouldn't worry.

You are just fine you are just doing just fine right??

then soon you finally call

holy shit he is so relieved that you are alive

but..

"hahah I have a funny story hajime."

"Huh?"

Turns out to fell asleep while on a boat.

And ended up in America.

a m e r i c a

you said that you can try to get a flight back to japan.

And when you finally got home he scolded you like the tsundere he is while crying since he was so worried

Don't worry! Cuddles at the end <33

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu

Another worried baby

but Boss baby edition

you haven't come home yet and it's getting late.

He was about to send peko to go around town with him to look for you

But..

You called him in nervous fear since you KNOW he's about to literally yell at you in worry.

As he answers he asks you where you were because peko was going to get you.

"Hahah funny story,"

"What the fuck do you mean a funny story??"

"Well, I was on a boat looking around then it kinda closed and I was sent to uhm."

"Huh??"

"how do I say this, uhm.. Canada."

*silence*

Soon enough you were on your way back to home.

Soon as you go back home

...

Fuyuhiko was about scold you but he just couldn't.

poor baby was crying

He thought he was about to lose you

:(

cuddles!!

(This might be off-character oops.)

Rantaro Amani

Nonononononononoonno

NO

not again please

He already lost his sisters

now YOUR missing

your pov:

well.. this is unexpected.

you were just looking around a boat for some place then all of the sudden the door closed

and you were in the middle of the ocean.

What should you do?? Well I'll answer it

You fell asleep.

When you woke up and the door was open.

So you walk out and find out you are in Brazil.

you wanted to go to Brazil since you were a child so you were pretty happy.

anyways you have to find a way out or at least a boat or plane back to japan.

Then somehow you found one of rantaros's sisters.

Then another one.

and another one.

that was all you could find. (Hopefully during one of your adventures you can find them all with rantaro)

anyways you were happy since you found some of his sisters.

Anyways you figure out away home

Then you were greeted with a hugging rantaro as well as an crying rantaro??

wait rantaro is crying??

that's so rare congrats s/o 😼

( this sounds so off character I'm done)

Kokichi Oma

*sigh* this little shit.

when you called him he fake cries:

"Waaaaaaahhhhh s/o chan;kun left meeee she;he;they doesn't love me anymore waaaaaaaaaaaa"

honestly sometimes your friends wonder how the hell you can be so calm so with this little shit.

You sighed and said

"Oma I'm just going to say this quickly"

"I'm stuck in America lol"

Ouma thought you were lieing

turns out you were not.

you send a picture of you near the Statue of Liberty.

ok what

"Ok lmao"

Jk he's worried like the others.

he knows you can just come back.

so when you do you have to give him the

"Forgiveness Panta" which means you have to waste your time getting a store full of Panta and he will forgive you pretty quick lolz.

Chiaki Nanami

She was asleep while you were gone

So basically you tried to call her.

And she won't answer..

shes probably asleep again.

so you go find some games while being stuck in America and well

When you got home she was still asleep??

I guess you didn't have to worry about her..

she liked the game though! You guys played it together while you talk about the adventures you had in America.

this was just a little idea I had! Hope you liked it. I do think I found this somewhere but I don’t know :(

[dangankingdom]

-> Byakuya, Toko, and Genocide Jill with an s/o who pranks them

Warning// Fluff,

Extra// and thank you for getting us to 100! Kinda struggled with this one don’t know why- you can easily tell which ones Nya had more inspiration for and which ones Nya didn’t brrr

We’re kinda backed up rn so I pushed this one out which is why it’s kinda small, apologies!

☆ edited by: mod tsumugi ☆

Masterlist

Original Ask

Byakuya

You can’t scare this man for shit.

No matter how hard you try, he just stares at you and walks off.

You’ll take your makeshift prop, set it up somewhere in his room- maybe his bed- maybe the floor, maybe on the book he’s currently reading who knows- he’ll walk in, see it, grab it and fucking toss it-

Sometimes you’ll sneak behind him and grab him-

At least he’ll just acknowledge your presence by saying “hello”

Now- sometimes- sometimes

You’ll get a reaction out of him-!

He’ll jump a bit if it’s more out of the blue, like being completely silent and him not knowing you’re here and you’ll just, jump up behind him-

If it’s more thought out and detailed, he may have to do a double take to understand what happened.

Don’t even try to get Naegi or someone to help you— he’ll just the chew the two of you out for being “annoying” or something.

Toko

She has nothing against your small pranks, when they don’t have to do with her—

Please stop scaring this poor girl-

Yes, they’re innocent pranks, but- gosh sometimes her heart-

She’ll be vibing, hiding out in her room or something.

You come in and do a dramatic gasp and point at the crappily drawn, cut, and folded roach you made.

Toko fucking freaks, took her a second to realize it wasn’t real-

Maybe the time you snuck in her room and grabbed her arm and yelled the moment she entered her room-

Could honestly go on.

Sometimes she finds them funny, sometimes she is honestly taken aback with the crazy amount of work and effort put into them.

Setting up little contraptions just to scare the shit out of her, getting other people involved just to scare the shit out of her.

In the end, you may have to apologize. She, of course, accepts them!

Sometimes she’ll laugh at them immediately instead of freaking out at first.

Most of the time, she has to stand there and process it for a second-

Calm her nerves or something-

On your more detailed contraptions, she’ll take interest and you’ll gladly explain how it works-

Sometimes, your pranks give her ✨inspiration✨

Genocider

Mixed emotions depending on the severity-

Yes they are all small, but god do they scare them sometimes-

Most of the time, though, they find it kinda funny ^

They also started the habit of pranking you as well!

It’s like an on and off prank war between you and them.

Each round getting more intense than the other, and it sucks for the people around you two-

What started off and harmless little jokes like moving around random objects, now escalated to friendly fire miss-haps with your fellow students.

A bag of powder that was meant to fall on Geno? Nah man, falls straight onto Aoi-

Geno taking something that they thought was yours? No, belongs to Naegi-

Had to have some sort of group discussion about the “correct time and place to ruin each other’s lives”

Which neither of you really cared about and continued on with your friendly chaos-

Soon, everybody just got the habit of checking around them for any traps either of you set up-

Honestly couple goals ig

[nepz-sprite-editz]

haha, enjoyment of funny catgirl making sprite edits go brrr

well im glad your enjoying this silly little blog of mine, furrendo!!