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amegeddon · 2 years ago

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Why is one of the funniest passtimes trying to figure out the biology lore of the vampires that exist in your character universe

Like legit a couple of months ago I went on an unsurprisingly unhinged ramble in the gc I'm in w my friends about whether vampires can or cannot shit which ended in the few vampire ocs I have being grouped into shitters and nonshitters (all depending on whether they're from a pure bloodline or a hybrid) then just a few minutes ago I saw a screencap of a cute little vampire ship idea post has caused all the vampires, hybrid or otherwise, to be invisible in mirrors.

One of said vampires is a drag queen with incredible make-up skills.

This means the only explanation is that he had a particularly helpful little brother.

And by particularly helpful I mean:

#apologies for the shite art it took me like. 5 minutes to sketch whoops #did put some effort into the colouring though to try make it a bit better looking buuuut it's still lazy as hell.. oh well #funnily enough the little fella ends up needing his brother to teach him how to apply makeup later in life bc he gets into streaming #and unfortunately for him cameras don't exactly pick up on his presence lol #shitty art #lore(?? does this even constitute as lore????) dumping #sort of a shitpost #vampire #vampires #god I'm so sorry #no I will not atone for my sins #IN MY DEFENCE this level of brain (dys)function is not my choice #I'm autistic and love speculative biology n fantasy shit #If I wasn't the one thinking this weird ass shit up it'd be someone else in the same boat as me #if it makes anyone who sees this feel any better I will try not to do any more species development for my main OC universe's vampires

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