#funnily enough I fell asleep shortly after I got this ask so it took me a while to answer

[theyaoiconnoisseur]

Silver shouldn't you be asleep. Its so late why are you up bloggin'

I am very bad at sleeping

[hellevator-mp3]

truth or dare (do you love me)

Pairing(s): Namjoon x Seokjin, Yoongi x Jimin (squint and you’ll see taekook too)

Genre: Fluff?? Crack?? Idek

Word Count: 1,800+

Warnings: None

Author Note: so um this is half nyquil induced, and half caffiene fueled, but it’s also been stuck in my head for a while and i wanted to put it up for my birthday but i guess a week later works just as well fdghkl

a two day break plus seven boys equals one drunk night, a drunk game, and maybe some drunk relationships. did i mention that the boys get drunk?

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to seven boys, two days off meant a night of drinking, and a day to sleep the aftereffects off.  whatever happens after the aforementioned drinks is completely up to them and their inebriated selves.  

that's how they found themselves sitting on the living room floor in a circle for the first time in years, and it certainly wasn't for a family meeting.  some of them, namely taehyung and namjoon, still held their drinks in one hand, with the other resting on the floor to steady themselves, while others had given up their drinks a little bit earlier.  hoseok sat at the head of the circle, with seokjin to his left, then namjoon, yoongi, jimin, jungkook, and ending with taehyung sitting to his right.  they previously decided to go clockwise around the circle instead of deliberately choosing the next victim.  

of course, being the intoxicated daredevil that he was, hoseok chose dare.  the other six pushed him out of the room so they could deliberate, before calling him back in with their decision.  it was seokjin who announced that he was being dared to eat a whole mini cake - and taehyung who added that he couldn't use his hands.  "and what if i don't want to?"  he asked curiously as seokjin went to fetch the cake.  namjoon shrugged, and jungkook mused that he would have to take a shot.  seokjin came back bearing a brightly colored cake that they had bought earlier that day, to celebrate something that hoseok couldn't remember then.  with a shrug, he pulled the plastic cover off the top and set to work on devouring the sweet treat without his hands.  when he finally emerged, he had icing stuck to his upper lip and the end of his nose, which he got up to wash off before they continued, as the other boys laughed at him.  he didn't see jimin stowing his phone safely away, newly taken pictures of the elder stored in a 'secret' file full of other embarrassing photos.  

taehyung was next, choosing to play it safe and go with truth.  again, he was pushed out of the room and left to idle while the others decided, being brought back in when they figured out what they wanted to ask.  after a pause, jungkook was the one to finally ask.  "ever made out with someone in the circle?" his words were slurred slightly and his voice deeper than normal as he gestured to their group.  taehyung rolled his eyes, nodding.  jimin wiggled his eyebrows, before asking who.  without even hesitating, taehyung shrugged,  before saying that they had already asked their question and to move on to jungkook.  

speaking of the youngest of their group, he chose dare when prompted.  the same process of removal and reinstation was employed, the youngest idling by the doorway and listening to the slow slur of their words as they talked over one another.  after a few moments, a considerable amount of time longer than any of the others so far, he was pulled back into the room and sat down in his spot between taehyung and jimin,  waiting for one of the older members to pitch their dare.  it was jin who threw it out, saying that the member to his right had to do his hair however they wanted it, and he had to leave it that way for the rest of the game.  with a quick glance to his right, seeing taehyung seated there, he shrugged and posed the dumb question of "what could go wrong?" to the others.  with a wicked grin, taehyung scooted towards him and went to work on jungkook's hair with an array of supplies that jungkook hadn't seen before, consisting of bobby pins and hair gels and bands.  just after sending a scared glance at the others, they moved on to their next target - jimin.  

he wasn't even kicked out of the room, yoongi instead asking the dumbest question that they had all been wondering - what was the weirdest thing that he'd ever had in his mouth.  with a pointed glance at yoongi, as if saying 'you already know', jimin threw back a shot and waved for the rest to continue, indicating that he was unwilling to answer.  

all eyes turned to the next victim of the night, the aforementioned yoongi.  he was kicked out of the living room and even sent down the hall while the others tried to figure out what to do with him, but was soon joined by jimin.  yoongi eyed him for a moment as the bedroom door creaked open, revealing his soft face lit up by the hallway light.  after a moment, jimin joined him on the floor, leaning his head on the elder's shoulder.  in his slightly tipsy haze, he wanted to laugh at the other's wavy hair tickling his chin, instead opting to smooth it away and leave his hand resting there on the youngers head as they both breathed slowly, enjoying the silence away from the others.  said silence was unfortunately shattered when the youngest threw open the door just a little too hard, eyes instantly being drawn to the two on the floor.  with a nod from each of them, aka those who understood their fate, he left the room, followed shortly after by the others.  when the three had settled into their places, namjoon and yoongi made eye contact, the slightly younger man grinning as if he knew something that yoongi didn't.  a split second later, yoongi realized that he did know something that yoongi didn't, but that didn't matter.  with a resigned sigh, he motioned for the others to throw out their idea, already eying the bottle of liquor in the center of their circle.  hoseok was the one to pipe up, joined by taehyung quickly enough, daring him to sit in the lap of one of the people beside him.  

not even a minute later, they were kicking namjoon out of the room (without even giving him a chance to say truth or dare, because they knew he would pick truth) as yoongi threw back a shot, and then promptly settled into jimin's lap.  it was silent in the room as jimin wrapped his arms around the elder's waist and nestled his nose into the back of the other's neck.  the remaining boys raised a ruckus, hollering and smacking one another as they took in the two shortest, and that was what namjoon saw when he peeked in.  he rolled his eyes at their evident obliviousness but figured that he was the only one (aside from them) that knew that the two had been together since the previous year.  the not-so-subtle looks passed between them, the hand holding, and all the times jimin fell asleep in yoongi's room - which was, funnily enough, across the house from his own room.  after a moment, the noise calmed down and namjoon was shooed out of the doorway by taehyung, and he left them in peace to decide his fate.  by this time, he was beginning to sober up, so he wandered into the kitchen to make a fresh drink, knowing that whatever they had planned was nothing for a sober man.  

it wasn't long before seokjin wandered into the kitchen after him, snatching away his half gone drink and chugging the rest in silence before leaving the room, retreating back to the living room.  namjoon took that as his sign to follow, settling back into his spot with a sigh.  next to him, seokjin seemed to produce a full drink from nowhere and took a rather large swig as the others looked at each other, waiting for someone to finally say something.  jimin and yoongi were the only exceptions, the elder having passed out in the youngers lap, who was coddling him and playing with his hair absentmindedly.  jungkook was the one to finally pose the question, asking his elder who he would play seven minutes in heaven with, out of their whole group.  namjoon didn't even answer, promptly throwing back a shot and ignoring their pestering, forcing them to move onto the final victim of the night - seokjin.  

he wasn't surprised to find himself still sitting in the circle a moment after he said dare, after seeing that taehyung and hoseok were dozing off while leaning on one another, and jimin had left sometime in between the questions to take yoongi to bed, somehow not waking the older male with his movements.  a slightly sober jungkook dared him to take a picture with the person next to him, which seokjin didn't think was too bad, already knowing that a picture with namjoon next to him would be a good picture.  that is, until jungkook tacked on the last bit - that it had to be them kissing, and it didn't matter if it was on the cheek or lips.  he winked after mentioning that, before getting to his feet and swaying slightly before leaning down to pull taehyung and hoseok up, somehow maneuvering both of them out of the room and to their respective rooms.  

a silence passed between the two that were left, sharing a quick glance before looking away with cheeks aflame.  "a dare's a dare." namjoon mumbled ominously, before there were fingers wrapped around seokjin's shirt collar, dragging the elder into a kiss, then the sound of a camera clicking, the contact ending abruptly as the younger got to his feet and stumbled to his room.  seokjin sat in shock, heart pounding in his chest and color flooding his cheeks as he went over what just happened.  it seemed as though all the alcohol had left his system in a rush, leaving him stunningly sober on the floor, before he followed the other's lead and dragged himself up, following him to their shared room.  the lights were off, and the only thing keeping the room from being pitch black was the light of namjoon's phone.  seokjin presumed that he was sending the photo to their group chat, proving that they went through with the dare, even though they could have just lied and said it happened when it didn't.  

the younger realized that he wasn't alone, quickly turning off his phone and turning to face the wall.  with a slight eye roll, seokjin stalked over and picked up the covers, sliding in behind the younger.  it didn't take a rocket scientist to know that namjoon was shocked when he turned over, coming face to face with the elder.  "why did you do that? none of them would have known if we didn't." he questioned namjoon, who sighed in return, replying that he wanted to do that for a while and that was his one chance.  there were no more words shared between them, seokjin instead leaning forward to plant a soft kiss on his forehead, saying that they would talk it over in the morning.  with a soft nod, the younger scooted closer, although he didn't attempt to pull the elder closer or even lay a hand on him at all.  seokjin was the one to reach out and intertwine their fingers before the two drifted off to sleep.