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Meet Me at the Chalet || epilogue.

Eventual pairing: Tom Hiddleston x OFC (Jenessee Borosi)

Word count: ~2.5k

Summary (I suck at these): Jenessee goes on a solo vacation after the release of her first novel. She got a little more than she bargained for when she gets snowed in with her biggest celebrity crush.

Warnings: Just fluff

night one. || day one. || day two. || day three. || day four. || day five. || day six. || last day. || one year later. || epilogue. || bonus. ||

To say these past two years have been hard would be an understatement. After we met up again, we stayed for the rest of the week to talk and figure out the most important details of this relationship we were entering into. Many hours of serious talks and making up for lost time, we jetted off and have been together ever since.

Being with him has been the most challenging but rewarding time of my life. I’ve also never been so terrified of losing someone before so I try and spoil him as often as I can to show him I appreciate him. After a long day of filming, I have a home-cooked meal ready for him as well as a cup of his favorite tea. I give him shoulder and back rubs if he’s stressed. Small gestures to show him how crazy I am about him.

Tom has also treated me like I’m the most special person in his life. He spoils me with small gestures as well as extravagant ones such as taking me to Norway for my birthday to explore my Norwegian roots and baking brownies for finishing the last book in my series. He’s been there for me for everything, to when I got overwhelmed while writing my books to similar situations we found ourselves in years before. They don’t happen very often but having him there for every single bad moment has made a world of a difference. He always shows me that he’s here for the long run, no matter what the world throws at us. He has truly become my rock, my confidante, my love, and my life. He is my best friend and the love of my life. I don’t know what I would have done if I didn’t have him.

After leaving the chalet, we flew to London to meet his family. My nerves were already on edge, but I was more worried about meeting Bobby. I was never a huge dog person, having grown up with cats. Don’t get me wrong, I like dogs. They’re too precious for this world and we don’t deserve them. He quickly became my baby though after meeting him. He was easy to love, just like his daddy.

When I did meet his family though, they welcomed me with open arms. They were elated to finally meet his “famous author girlfriend” who “stole our Tom’s heart.” They were getting tired of him only talking about me, our week together, and how he couldn’t wait to see me again. He was thoroughly embarrassed but I assured him that my best friend went through the same thing. They also loved the fact that Tom finally brought someone home. I was surprised how well I got along with them. It was more shocking that they had all read my book and loved it, wanting to know what else I had planned (apparently Tom made them all read it when he saw them after we met). 

And because of the series finally being finished, I’ve decided to reveal myself which is the reason why I’m backstage at Ellen. I told my agent when I first hired her that if I were to ever relinquish my anonymity I would want to do it on Ellen’s show. When my agent called the show, they were thrilled. 

So now I’m here, freaking out about the whole thing. Thankfully, Tom is here being the rock I need right now. He hasn’t left my side the entire morning. He made me breakfast, he held my hand on the ride over here, he sent me encouraging smiles when I glanced at him from the make-up chair, and now his arms are secured around my waist as I stand backstage. I’m just waiting for the show to start. I briefly met with Ellen, only adding to my nervousness. She raved about my books, having read the backs of all of them. Her joke broke some of the nervous tension but as soon as she left and a PA came in telling me I needed to take my place, it was back.

 “I’m so nervous, I’m shaking! I hate being the center of attention and I hate public speaking. Why did I decide to do this again?” I ramble, hearing Ellen’s monologue in the background.

“Because my darling, you deserve to be recognized. Your books are phenomenal, and everyone needs to know who the creative genius behind them is.” He placed a kiss on my temple. I tried taking a few deep breaths.

“I wish you could go out there with me,” I whine. “This would be so much easier if I had your hand to hold.”

“I know, love. However, I am looking forward to being the one backstage for once. I can be the proud boyfriend watching my love’s success.” His pride is beaming off of him in waves. Usually I’m the one filled with pride for him on the sidelines. It’s odd being on the receiving end but having someone being proud of me is an indescribable feeling.

“One minute, Miss Ehlby.” The PA warned. “Just walk out and around the chair, greet Ellen, and then take a seat.”

“Break a leg, darling.” He gives me a kiss before I hear Ellen.

“My first guest has just released the final book in her coveted book series that includes ‘Deny’ which she published with two different endings, not telling anyone. They created such pandemonium that she’s been the most sought after author to interview. She’s remained anonymous, using a pseudonym to stay out of the spotlight. Today she is finally ready to come out of the shadows. Please welcome J.J. Ehlby.”

The music started playing and the PA motioned for me to start walking. I followed the light out, doing exactly what the PA told me to do and what I’ve seen countless celebrities do every time I watched the show with my mom. I greeted Ellen with a hug before sitting down on the nice white chair so many famous people have said they’ve peed on.

“Hi J.J.!” She greets again when the audience and music have quieted down.

“Hi Ellen!” I smile back.

“Thanks for being here. I know you could have chosen any other show to do your first interview but clearly you chose the best.” The audience laughs.

“I did choose the best. I told my agent years ago that my first interview had to be on your show whenever I decided to throw my anonymity out the door.” The more words I said the more comfortable I felt. It doesn’t feel like I’m in front of hundreds of people and one of the funniest and kindest people in the world.

“So, why don’t you tell us about yourself? No one knows anything about you except you’re a great writer.” She asks the first question I was prepared for. I was given a list of questions she would be asking so I could know what was coming.

“Well thank you. That’s why I wanted to publish using a pseudonym. I wanted to be able to have my professional and private life be separate until all of the books I had planned came out. With the last book in stores now, here I am!”

“How did you come up with the pseudonym?” Question two.

I explain it the same way I did to Tom all that time ago, “My initials actually. With my name being Jenessee Julia Lynette Borosi, I wanted to still have it be connected to who I am, but not so close that people could easily figure it out. So it became a play on my initials, J, J, L, B.”

“That’s clever,” She comments. “I never would have guessed that.”

“Thank you. I thought so, too.”

“Let’s get to what everyone has been talking about since your books came out. You published two different endings.”

“I did.” I admit, smiling evilly to myself.

“And you didn’t tell anybody.”

“Nope! That’s what initially drew the publishers in. I had posted it online which somehow gained their attention. It wasn’t popular online due to it not having any references to vampires, werewolves, or any sort of fanfiction. But when they contacted me they told me they liked both endings that I had in mind, so I told them that I wanted to do both and not tell anyone. They were immediately on board. No one had ever done anything like this before, so I thought, ‘why not?’”

“And you did a sequel only for one of them?”

I nod, “Yes. With one of the endings, it was finite enough to where it didn’t need one. But the other ending left it open-ended on purpose so that I could write a sequel to it.”

After a few more questions about the books, she asked the one I was most anxious about, “Since you write about love and falling in love so well, do you have that in real life? Do you have that kind of love in your life?”

Tom and I haven’t been very public about our relationship. Only posting non-descript and non-identifying pictures of the other and we never tag the other. We were waiting for my identity to be revealed before we go public. It’s been more fun that way. The fans go nuts for every single picture Tom posts. Everyone wants to know who I am. It’s also given us a chance to get to build our relationship outside of the media. We’ve been very sneaky. It’s tiring but exhilarating at the same time.

“I didn’t while writing the first and second books.”

“But you do now.” She states, not questions.

“I do, yes.” I can’t help the smile on my face as I think about my love backstage watching this. He’s talked about me on a few occasions. After his first interview about the “Chalet Girl,” everyone has asked about it. He did give an update after we officially got together, but he obviously didn’t give any details as to who I was. I’ve always felt giddy knowing he was proud of talking about me. I could imagine that’s how he is feeling now.

Ellen teases me about the instant smile causing my whole face to go red.  “What’s his name? How long have you been together?”

“His name is Will. We’ve known each other for three years and have been officially together for two.” Tom and I decided to use the names we first gave each other to the media so no one would suspect anything, just like when we used them.

The rest of the interview went by smoothly. She asked a few more questions about my books and then surprised the audience with a signed copy of my first book.

The next day Tom and I headed to Burbank from Los Angeles so we could tape an episode of the Late Late show. We were going into it like we hadn’t met before so we could shock the world by revealing that we were actually together and have been for a while. Tom wanted to go public with our relationship on James’ show because that’s where he made his first interview about me and he’s sentimental. He’s all about things coming full circle… such a romantic man I’ve got.

We headed to our separate dressing rooms and taped our “intro” video a while later then we moved onto the actual interview portion. We sat on the blue couch, me being the closest to James, then Tom. We were told someone else would be joining us later for a different segment. He sat a safe distance away from me so no one would think anything was going on.

“Welcome to the show, J.J.!” James greets me.

“Thank you! I’m excited to be here.” I cross my legs at the knee and relax into the back of the couch.

“And good to have you back, Thomas.”

“Thank you, sir. It’s great to be back.” He’s also leaning back with his ankle crossed over his knee. He looks like an absolute snack and there’s nothing I can do about it… stupid interview.

James went on to ask me basically the same questions Ellen did yesterday, bringing up her interview a few times. I repeated my answers trying not to sound like I rehearsed them a million times beforehand. He’d also asked me about my boyfriend, like Ellen did.

“Speaking of lovers, Thomas, how are you and your ‘Chalet girl’? How long has it been now?” James asks Tom, segueing into his portion of the interview.

“We are wonderful. We celebrated two years together this month.” And what an amazing anniversary it was. We traveled to Italy where we indulged in so much pasta and pizza. We also each tossed a coin into the Trevi fountain and took a tour of the Sistine Chapel. It was absolute perfection. I didn’t want to come back.

“So, I take it you’re still pretty infatuated with her.”

“Oh James, I’m more than infatuated with her. She’s the love of my life.” He confesses, sending me a quick glance. “I fully plan on making her my wife someday.”

We’ve talked countless times about our future: where we would want to get married and who we want there, where we want to raise our 2-3 kids, where we would want to retire to if we ever were to- everything and anything that our future may hold. I’m so excited for that time. I’d marry him tomorrow if he asked.

“Am I ever going to meet this lucky girl? You’ve been so secretive!”

“You already have.” He promptly gets up, plopping down right next to me. He wraps his arm around my shoulders before grabbing my face and kissing me. 

“What?!” James gasped. “You two?!” He motions between us with the largest grin on his face. “She’s your ‘Chalet girl’?”

I stare at the man who I have fallen more and more in love with every day for the past three years. He looks at me with such love, devotion, pride… This wonderful man has shown me that I am worthy of love; worthy of his love. That I deserve this and so much more… and I truly believe I do now.

I bury my face in his neck as he answers, “As I mentioned before, she’s so much more than that.” His hand intertwined with mine on his lap. “I don’t know what I did to deserve an incredibly kind, funny, strong, independent, breathtakingly beautiful woman such as her in my life, but I’m the luckiest man. I really am.”

If my heart could fly, it would soar…

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Whenever any Star Wars fan or even casual Star Wars viewer think of the funniest characters, clearly Sheev Palpatine is who immediately comes to mind.��Star Wars was basically the catalyst for modern-day fan bases. The canonical franchise and fan-created works are so great, someone could probably spend their entire lives only consuming Star Wars media.

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So, like most fictions that have any kind of supportive fandom, Star Wars has a basically unlimited supply of memes in honor for every movie and character in the franchise. That includes the incomparable nightmare that is Palpatine. There are thousands of Darth Sidious memes out there, but here are ten of the funniest.

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10 It’s The Small Victories

Well, Palpatine planned out his machinations for decades and always managed to hide his evil in plain sight, so this is pretty much the same thing, right? Everyone has had those moments waiting at a stoplight that never seems to switch.

Have you lost the ability to sense time? Is the light broken? Have you suddenly developed red-green colorblindness and just don’t know that the light is already green? The mysteries of traffic patterns are almost as inscrutable and difficult to understand as Palpatine himself, but at least every person in the world can share in the small glory that is a traffic light change.

9 We’ve All Had This Boss

Palpatine is honestly like every boss at a minimum wage job. You could be dying of the black plague, have a broken limb, or even be like Anakin here, a quadruple amputee with 18th-degree burns, and undoubtedly your boss would immediately be calling to ask if you will still be able to work.

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The worst part is Anakin pretty much does it! Yeah, he might be the force made flesh, but dude, just take the day off and stop making the rest of us look bad. If you need a magic suit to literally hold your remaining body together, then there’s no need to rally the minute you wake up.

8 Yeah, Fair Point

Chancellor Palpatine managed to keep a whole lot of secrets from the universe. He spent most of his life playing the good guy and gaining as much power as he could through legal avenues, all while pushing his evil agenda behind the scenes without anyone being the wiser. Given that he managed to pull the wool over everyone’s eyes, including the Jedi, about something this major, it’s not a huge surprise that he also managed to conceal his formidable fighting skills.

Master Windu and Anakin both should have figured this may have been the case, but they wanted to bring things to a close quickly. To be fair, they did just that, only not with the outcome they were hoping for.

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Chancellor turned Emperor Palpatine is definitely the most extreme example of a politician lying to obtain power who then turns out to be a raging monster, but that is pretty much one of the most standard plays of the political playbook.

If we’re being real, over the years, many politicians were not all that different from Palpatine, only without the superpowers (at least as far as we know). Palpatine is just so evil that it seeps through his skin and he even looks like the devil in the flesh.

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6 D.A.R.E. To Keep Kids Off Drugs

Probably like half of the adults and children living in the United States today had to go through the D.A.R.E. program when they were in school, but honestly, the entire program could probably last about an hour and be just as effective if children were shown the before and after pictures of drug users.

RELATED: Star Wars: 10 Questions We Still Have About General Grievous

Apparently, dark use of the force has the same effects as crystal meth. Looks most certainly aren’t everything, but with all of Palpatine’s force mojo, you’d think he might use some to make himself look a little less like a literal demon.

5 A Moment Of Triumph

Oh, the joys of childhood. When your parents are the arbiters of every single thing that you do, pulling one over on them is legitimately the thrill of a lifetime. There are few things that are more satisfying than getting a surprise break from school, especially when you’re not actually sick and can just sit around all day eating and watching Maury.

To be successful, you must sell the fact that you are on death’s door. The battle is won the minute the parents walk out of the house, which must feel similar to how Palpatine felt when he was about to flip the script on Mace Windu.

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The moment the student became the master. Although the Jedi and the Sith both use the force to their own ends, their modus operandi couldn’t be more different. The Jedi teach anyone with force abilities willing to learn and work with them, whereas the Sith always consists of only two, a master and an apprentice.

At some point, the apprentice must always become the master. One would hope, or at least the current master would hope, that the apprentice only takes over once the master has died. Unsurprisingly, Darth Sidious had other plans for his teacher Darth Plagueis.

3 What Is Dead May Never Die

It’s actually very strange when you think about it because Emperor Palpatine isn’t just one of the main villains of the entire Star Wars saga, he pretty much single-handedly orchestrated everything that the audience has ever seen in all three trilogies.

RELATED: Star Wars: 10 Most Underrated Supporting Characters In The Original Trilogy

If they weren’t a result of his direct actions, then they were at least an indirect outcome of those actions. Given what we know about force ghosts and Darth Plagueis, it’s not hard to believe that Palpatine could make an appearance in The Rise Of Skywalker, or that he could even still be alive.

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2 It’s Sad Because It’s True

Whenever anyone is solicited for a charitable donation at the cash register it can be a somewhat awkward interaction, especially if the answer is no. Hopefully, cashiers can sympathize with the fact that sometimes people are just broke and can’t afford to donate even a dollar.

Of course, Chancellor Palpatine is a low down dirty liar who would never be charitable towards anyone unless he felt he could benefit from it; nevertheless, many should be able to relate to him in this meme. Remember, it’s always okay to take a rain check and donate to charity when you actually have the funds to do so!

1 It May Be Wrong, But It Feels Right

There are gamers of every age, gender, and background, and there is as much variety in actual games as those who play them. However, there is one thing that can unite them all, and that is the experience of an all-night gaming bender.

That look of judgment, concern, and confusion on the face of every parent who realizes that their child has spent an entire night gaming is something that any player will surely be familiar with.

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Brand Love Part 2

by Emily Abby

Once again we’re delving into the context of post engagement, investigating what drives your audience to go beyond “Likes” and interact with your content in a way that demonstrates brand love. This time around we took a look at the Media Publishing Industry. What kind of content is your audience loving? And what spurs people to actually share a post with their own network?

Check out our insights below:

It’s true, everybody loves animals.

Content featuring animals saw higher loves than all other media publishing content, with 76% of the top 100 most loved posts having an animal at the focus. In fact, all of the Top 15 Most Loved posts star an animal.

It’s not just cute photos of dogs and cats getting the attention of viewers, it’s interest stories, with relatable, human themes like overcoming adversity and making genuine connections with others.

Comments on top loved posts tell a story of a supportive community - fans comment pictures of their own animals, share stories of past experiences, and give advice to future caretakers.

The Dodo knows how it’s done.

The success of Group Nine Media’s The Dodo, is a clear indicator of the power of animal content. The publisher, who specializes in funny, cute, and uplifting videos of animals dominates lovable content, coming in with 12 out of 15 of most loved posts in Q1 ‘18, including the #1 most loved post.

This video of a stray cat who wandered into a firestation, published by The Dodo, is the perfect example of content that incites brand love with over 430K “Loves.” The 3 minute video shows the bond between a group of firemen and their new cat, Flame, whom they had nursed back to health after finding him malnourished.

The Dodo also linked to Flame’s Instagram page (which they do with many of their posts), letting fans keep up with the story.

Content that saw a high volume of shares had three common themes: human interest stories, humor, and tutorials.

Tap into the empathy of your audience.

Contrary to the most loved posts, the interest stories most shared by media publishing audiences are not exclusive to animal videos. While some of the top shared posts surround heavy, emotional topics like the Parkland School Shooting, where ATTN: shared photos of the victims, others feature uplifting stories such as NowThis News’ video on a successful organ transplants.

Though different tones, both pieces of content are able to evoke an emotional response from their audience, one that users felt strongly enough about to share with their network, often adding in their own commentary and perspective.

Relatable comedy is a crowd pleaser.

Humor is a strong proponent of virality, and often when we find something funny, we share with our friends and family, giving rise to digital publishers like Fail Army and College Humor.

Relatability is key, with this video of a baby laughing at it’s mother coming in among the top 15 most shared posts. The clip spurred fans to comment their own videos of their children having laughing fits.

This video of two bickering sisters also related to fans, with girls of all ages tagging their friends or sisters saying things like “This will be us!” or “I know a few girls like that!”

Tutorials inspire.

Tutorial content, such as recipes and how-tos, also performed well in terms of shares. Videos like BuzzFeed Tasty’s Potato Roll Recipe, that give a step-by-step cooking tutorial on how to make a new dish, came in as the #1 most shared media publishing video of Q1 2018 at nearly 2.3M shares.

This type of content inspires your audience to try something new. Viewers are seen tagging friends in hopes of cooking together, commenting pictures of their own creation, and even giving tips on modifications.

Top 15 Most Loved Media Publishing Posts

The Dodo - This stray cat just wanted to be loved, so he showed up at a fire station and moved right in.

The Dodo - This pit bull can't go to sleep unless her dad sings her a lullaby

The Pet Collective - Animals hugging hoomans is the sweetest thing in the world

The Dodo - When this orphaned baby chimp arrived at a sanctuary, he was so terrified that he wouldn't let anyone touch him.

The Dodo - This cat dad's so proud of his babies, and he's making sure they're all snuggled up with Mom

The Dodo - This pilot let a baby chimp sit on his lap the whole flight just so he'd feel extra safe

The Dodo - These total strangers rallied together to rescue a stranded dog. Most intense human chain ever!

The Dodo - This rescue dog was scared of everything until she met this amazing little boy.

The Dodo - When this puppy met his foster mom, he only had 6 months to live and could barely walk  look at him now!

The Dodo - This puppy doesn't know "sit" yet, but his older brother has the CUTEST way of teaching him.

The Pet Collective - Having a dog is basically like having a kid, right?

Upworthy - Whether you believe in miracles or not, you have to admit this is one lucky pup.

The Dodo - This little dog crawls right into his mom's arms to sleep

The Dodo - This cat looks like she’s from outer space —and her dad has the cutest way of explaining her appearance.

The Dodo - This is the cutest spider ever.

Top 15 Most Shared Media Publishing Posts

Buzzfeed Tasty - We've made a lot of things into rolls...but not quite like this

Cheddar - Never fold your clothes again with FoldiMate. Follow Cheddar for more awesome inventions and interesting gadgets.

ABC News - "We're here because my daughter has no voice. She was murdered last week and she was taken from us, shot 9 times on the third floor[...]”

Poke My Heart - This is the funniest thing this little guy has ever seen

Buzzfeed Tasty - 8 of your favorite desserts in one pan! Which piece would you choose?

ATTN: - These are the victims of the Florida high school shooting. We should remember their names and faces.

Bring Me - This House Is Basically A Giant Board Game

Delish - Cheesesteak Stuffed Peppers have all of the flavor, and half the carbs.

Good Housekeeping - These ladies have the funniest sibling rivalry!

The Dodo - These total strangers rallied together to rescue a stranded dog. Most intense human chain ever!

NowThis News - Watch this woman breathe for the first time with a new pair of lungs

APlus - Will Smith would make an excellent life coach

The Dodo - This stray cat just wanted to be loved, so he showed up at a fire station and moved right in.

The Dodo - This puppy doesn't know "sit" yet, but his older brother has the CUTEST way of teaching him.

The Pet Collective - Animals hugging hoomans is the sweetest thing in the world

Be on the lookout for Part 3 of our Brand Love series - on the blog next week! Missed Part 1 on Retail? Read it here.

Data reflective of media publishing posts published within Jan 1 2018 - Mar 31 2018.