#fun in rural england 🏴
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today an old guy legit offered my brother (who i assume he thought was my boyfriend) a wife swap because he is looking for a “younger model”, and his current wife is a nag, because that’s what “females” do. i mean idk you mate but i assure you i would be significantly more trouble than whatever beaten down soul agreed to marry you.
#then i embarrassed him publicly because i am certifiably insane#i love when men try and act weird towards me but SURPRISE im crazy 🥰#keeps them on their toes#i mean i thought everyone in this town knew to keep a wide distance but apparently one slipped the net#maybe he was from elsewhere#fun in rural england 🏴
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