#fun fact im very amuzed by the Lovely Lieutenant Zarna line bc zarna meanz intestine in latvian

[phinjeet]

* baljeet linez i enjoy and am currently thinking abt:

“if by “okay” you mean that my life is a meaningless black cauldron of swirling failure , then yes everything is groovy”

“IN YOUR FACE PHYSICS CAMP !!! BOOYAH !!!”

“space adventure !!!! its an adventure in space !!!!”

“i am a doctor ! and yes , i am single”

“well i got kicked out of summer school because my grades were too high”

“my uncle kamal is doing an exotic cuisine float in the parade and im the vegetable samosa !”

“ohh clever wordsmithing good sir !”

“i do a lot of math , the feelings come and go”

“yes , it is gratifyingly erudite !”

“i can see how that would be relevant if we were going to eat it , WE ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE TO EAT IT ARE WE ?”

“THAT IS BOTH A CONTRACTION AND GRAMATICALLY INCORRECT”

“you can run , but it wont be to the college of your choice i tell you !!!”

“you know , this is pretty tame compared to other rollercoasters , but when you compare it to other DENTAL themed rides it is a RUSH !!”

“i was going to EAT those jelly donuts :(((“

“you know REAL unicorns are pink😒 i am just saying .”

“not from YOU !! from a PRETTY GIRL !!! DO NOT FLATTER YOURSELF !!!!”

“greetings travelers ! if by my bow or my vast store of useless knowledge i may aid you- hey , where is my bow ?”

“EAT CANCELED TV SHOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“dude , it is not my problem”

“i do not know what that will prove , the space time continuum is remarkably stable and OOHH MY GOODNESS”

“not to alarm you , but your house is on fire :)”

“yes , but that means I AM GOING TO BECOME PRESIDENT :DDD !!!!”

“you know nothing about women”

“he means delightful , and he means the opposite of that :/“

“are quests usually this short .”

“HOW DOES DANGLING ME FROM A ROPE LIGHTEN OUR LOAD”

“works for me chilli cheese !”

“ah , i will disintegrate that bridge when i come to it”

“ninja . it is dr NINJA baljeet . you left off the ninja part . i did not go through six years of ninja school just to be called dr baljeet , it is dr NINJA baljeet , okay ?”

“IT MOCKS ME … BRINGING SHAME TO MY FAMILY …..”

“because THIS DWEEB spent TWO WEEKS in psychology camp last summer”

“(scoff) what a nerd”

“i could actually get an e- an- OHH I CANNOT EVEN SAY THAT TERRIBLE LETTER !!! INEAS ! ERB ! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO !!!”

“well , i am sure that the writers of space adventure have a better grasp of astrophysics than you , or even me because i do not see how the science would work either , but-“

“YES !!! BACK TO SCHOOL BABY !!!! .. oh you meant that like a bad thing ..”

“well mango chutney is thicker than blood !!”

“oh i speak boring ??? and getting your whittling patch is soooo exciting !”

“right , no one ever asks baljeet what he is doing”

“I DO NOT KNOOOWW !!!!!!!”

“he must have achieved escape velocity . good for him”

“well it was just VERY inspirational🙄”

“we . are in . africa .”

“oh i almost forgot perry ! come along , let us get you a little treat :)))”

“OOH OOH I KNOW ! SPACE ADVENTURE ! episode 347a , captain dirk mortenson and the lovely lieutenant zarna , a half-human half-andusian who was secretly in love-“

“i have been working on a way of solving problems by the process of deriving reliable generalizations from observation . i call it “logic” .”

“(GASP) SPOON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“HEY , who cast a sleep spell on me and stole all my gold ??? ugh”

“i have read every book on the history of rock music .”

“i wish i would have thoughtfully created an eyewash station . SHEEEESH !!!!”

“ten-four good buddy ^_^ !!!”

“c’est la vie , shame curtains are not going to hang themselves”

“I AM NOT A BUNNY RABBIT !!!!!!!”

“when in danger i always hyperventilate ! :D”