#fuckyeahasks

[fuckyeahdindjarin]

.... i do fear the marriage to his son would not take place after all THAT

Listen, anon. The only thing I know is that this is Marcus watching you walk down the aisle to marry his son the morning after.

(For those asking for a part two, I don't know if I have time to write it. And even if I did, I honestly don’t know which way I want it to go… but I gotta say the temptation to rip out this general's heart [and ours] is strong)

Prima Nocta

[fuckyeahpedropascal]

Hi, I hope you're doing well! Just wondering if you're able to do a post/poll/comparison/analysis - let's call it a scientific study - of Pedro's broad shoulder in proportion to his tiny waist? (and maybe also his cute, um, bottom?)

As always, thank you so much for all you do for the Pedro fandom! 💖

This ask is literally 8 months old, I’m so sorry sweet anon 😭 I kept putting it off because I felt like I couldn’t do your ask justice. I still think I can do a much better job than this, but since it’s Boxing Day, I thought I’d leave this naked man under all of your trees.

Please forgive the half-assed analysis because my mind doesn’t work in the face of such broadness 🫠 And of course, we can only use half-naked pics because we need clear references for science.

Let's talk overall broadness first. This man majorly beefed up in between Nikita (2013) and the first season of Narcos (2015). I was going to use 3:5 cropping for both gifs, but I literally couldn't fit all of Javier in that frame. That's how bloody broad this man had gotten.

Can we admire the corded muscles running down Javier's side for a second? Look at the lines. Look at them. He is significantly thicker and more sculpted compared to Liam, he definitely put his hours in the gym in those couple of years.

Skipping forward to the next time we see this man half-naked on screen in TUWOMT in 2022, he has clearly gotten even broader horizontally and also filled out in thickness. The shoulders are bigger, and look at those tiddies pecs practically leaping off the screen, and that soft belly. They knew what they were doing not giving us a full frontal shot of Javi G - he's a danger to ovaries everywhere.

Now let's move on to shoulder-to-waist ratio. Compared to Liam, Javier has a more pronounced dip in the waist thanks to the broader shoulders and the tiny little waist that stayed tiny. If you draw lines connecting shoulders to waist, Liam is more boxy and Javier is more of a trapezium.

While we don't see Javi G stand up fully, that shoulder-to-waist ratio is clearly still there, even if he is broader on both ends overall. That slutty nip in the waist is still very much present.

Ok that's all the analysis my turkey-fogged brain is capable of right now. This is such a broad topic (tehehe), consider this a prelude of sorts. I'm sure I'll be doing more of a deep dive one day, because we haven't even gotten to that little tush yet.

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[fuckyeahpaperco]

Cee, as you know, I had an important lecture last Friday that terrified me through the week. Well, I wanted you to know that I brought my Frankie pencil with me for support, which is not surprising, but most importantly, I brought my DIETER STICKY NOTE with me. Kept it on that lonely desk on that big intimidating stage, and every time anxiety crept in, my eyes flickered to it, and it saw me through this stressful ordeal 🧡

Unfortunately I did not think of snapping a picture, but I still wanted to thank you for your service 🧡

This makes me so freaking happy 😭 As I already told you, I'm so proud of you for knocking the lecture out of the park, and I'm so glad that Frankie and Dieter did their part to cheer you on the whole time 🧡

[fuckyeahdindjarin]

FROTHINT AT THE MOUTB ON MY HANDS AND KNEES AT THE WORDS PRIMA NOCTA OH GOD

It's happening anon, and trust me, I'm frothing at the mouth too 🥵 It's very, very different from what I have written in the past, and I'm having such a blast with it! I'm getting into the smut now, wish me luck 😌

[fuckyeahdindjarin]

do you think pedro and boyd still keep in touch i really loved them together on screen but even when they were shooting i couldnt find many interviews of them together i dont blame any of them if they dont though i understand that actors are not meant to be besties or even friends off screen they are like most of us just co workers but it just might hurt my javier steve loving heart a bit 😩

Awww anon! From what interviews there are, they seem to have the best chemistry! And don't forget they filmed We Can Be Heroes together too. I do miss them 🥹

And while we're at it, I miss the holy trinity 😭

[fuckyeahdindjarin]

you have made me like cowboy butts more than i thought i ever would by just a few posts

Excuse me anon I don't think I've ever been prouder of anything else in my life 🤠🍑 I made this for you 😘

[fuckyeahdindjarin]

Well now that you've put Seams x Grays into my brain...how do you think Shiv and Pin's first meeting would go? They've got wildly different personalities, but that could be even more perfect! (They both have excellent taste in men, after all)

It's happening, Grays x Seams girlies 👀

Bestie I’m having a blast thinking about our girlies meeting 🥰 Shiv and Pin hold such a special place in my heart, I’m going to take my time and see where my imagination takes me, but I have ideas!

For now, we’re going to get a glimpse of pre-Pin Joel in the QZ. I’m having the best time writing an edgier Joel, before Ellie and Pin soften him up.

It's been a while since l've felt the words really flow - I'm talking 2k written in a few hours, which is super fast for me! I'm writing this for purely self-indulgent reason of wanting Frankie and Shiv to meet Seams Joel, and to delve into who he was before Ellie, and before Pin.

Hopefully I can have this edited and posted by the weekend. I’ve been struggling a bit with focusing on the main Seams story, so I’m hoping this little detour kickstarts my inspiration again 🪡

[fuckyeahdindjarin]

Has there been a visual representation posted of the “undervest” everyone keeps referring to 👉👈

Why, I’m so glad you asked sweet anon 🤍

Bonus:

P.S. What if… Pin finds a fur coat in the back of the shop 🤔

[fuckyeahdindjarin]

hi! have you done a joel miller bulge analysis yet??

(Sorry if I missed it 🙈)

Sweet anon, thank you for reminding me! I’ve pencilled in time to work on it today 😏

(He loves it really)

[fuckyeahdindjarin]

Are you going to keep writing “Seams”? I love Joel and Pin and I neeeeed mooooreeeee

Hi sweet anon! Thank you for checking in on Joel and Pin 🥰

So, here's the deal. I hit a really rough patch with writing these past couple of months. I've even entertained thoughts of stepping back from writing permanently.

But. I've been feeling more like my old self on the writing front this past week. I actually outlined a little Christmas special for Seams, I just haven't had the time or inspiration to actually write it out.

I also have another 4.5k words in draft for two full-length chapters that I wrote down ages ago, but haven't touched in months. Once I drop the January collection of @fuckyeahpaperco, I hope will have more time to think about continuing the series. Thank you for your patience ❤️

Here's a completely unedited little snippet for now:

[fuckyeahpedropascal]

I’m sorry but the thick arms / shoulders to slim waist 🤩🤩🤩

Look at bb’s shoulders/arms/waist ratio through the years 🤩 seriously who gave him permission?!!

[fuckyeahdindjarin]

which Pedro characters do you think would hate each other (or bicker/argue/fight)

Anon, I hope you know that you have started a FOREST FIRE in my head with this question and I've been in a quagmire of chaotic frenzied thoughts since 🤯 AND I LOVE YOU FOR IT.

I was talking to @imaswellkid about it and I'm afraid there's no easy answer. I'm going to have to go through a whole process™ to come up with one worthy of this fundamentally important question you posed.

BUT. Since that will take time and time is scarce right now, I want to drop some initial thoughts before I work on a detailed post on @fuckyeahpedropascal. Here are some Pedro boys who I think won't get along with a one-liner explanation:

Ezra v Pero: Ezra would give Pero a reason to go back for that black powder to shut. him. up.

Javier v Dieter: drugs

Frankie v Din: the pilot is not a fan of impulsive, on the fly bounty hunting missions, and you bet they'd be fighting over the joystick (tehehhehe)

Tim v The Thief: self-explanatory

Javi G v Joel: the golden retriever grins and wags his tail so hard his whole butt waggles while the grumpy pitbull grinds his teeth

This non-exhaustive list is all I have so far, interested to see if anyone has strong opinions they'd like to share with the class!

[fuckyeahdindjarin]

I'm going through javier withdrawals please recommend a good javier pena series or writer I can read through

I swear I posted a Javier fic post not too long ago, but as usual, my tags are an absolute disaster and I can't find it 😑 I don't read a lot for Javier, so these are a few off the top of my head that I have read:

@iamskyereads: Skye has two completed Javier series, Lie To Me and Insomnia. I haven't read LTM but I've read the latter and it's absolutely amazing. While you're on her masterlist, her Frankie and Ezra are also to die for!

@mvtthewmurdvck: Jo's Late Night Texts is the latest Javier fic that I got into. It's fun, it's sweet, it's laugh out loud sassy and funny. Cannot recommend more!

@psychedelic-ink, @toomanystoriessolittletime, @wildemaven: Sil, Steph and Heidi all have many Javier goodies on their masterlists!

If anyone has fic recs please jump on this post!

[fuckyeahdindjarin]

That long haired photo of Joel is curtesy of Pin from the Grays x seams crossover hehe

Funnily enough I did actually think of Shiv first from the crossover when I saw that pic, but I thought Pin should have first dibs on this hair hehe.

Shiv would absolutely approve of this hair though, the more curls for her to play with the better 😉 And yes, even Frankie would begrudgingly agree because he also has the party going on in the back lmao.

[fuckyeahpedropascal]

There's something in this photo that might catch your attention if you have the time.

👀

I see what you did there 👀👀

But seriously... look at the bracelet on that watch! Beautiful braid, thank you for sending it in El ❤️

[fuckyeahdindjarin]

Pspspspspsppss I think you should make a compilation of Joel Miller Bulge Content (TM)

I’ll start 😋

SKYE you cheeky minx with the eagle eye - I actually did make some notes while I was watching TLOU, but I just never got around to doing it. Show of hands if I should 🙋🏻‍♀️