#fucksnake

[ironictalesofficial]

[pseudo314]

God did NOT put snakes on earth

[badshipshitblog]

How do you think a Somnophilia Bro would be? I heard about the necrophilic bro but I'm curious about this case

i think somnophilia & necrophilia come from a lot of the same impulses on both ends-- as a non-autonomous body who must take what it's given & as a manipulator of a limp body. so i definitely think bro's into somno haha

i think he's aroused by scaring dave awake to strife him but idk the extent he actually processes it as arousal. i think he often checks the cameras in dave's room, and sometimes just watches him sleep all night

i think bro would also be guiltily into being fucked while asleep (related ask). but also!! his dreams are constantly inhabited by cal who is definitely doing some fucked up shit in there!!! so maybe he's making bro dream abt acting on his worst urges towards dave or a huge fucksnake trapping & eating him or even just beaming game info into his brain, but it's always about control, bro's lack of power & autonomy, & how bro fits into the larger narrative as a tool. sexually. and i personally count that as somno already :p

i think it's so important that bro's been in a 24/7 dom/sub relationship his whole life & doesn't have any conception of himself as a person outside of The Narrative. which hugely impacts how he sees bodies/violence/boundaries

[storm-of-feathers]

Subnautica is fun till you hear the scream of death

[mariacallous]

Julia Gillard was truly done so dirty like not only was she having to fight fucking Tony Abbott and the LNP nightmare in opposition after having been kicked out of government a relatively short time previously and that after having the LNP in government since the fucking mid to late 90s but she also had fucking Kevin Rudd and his little band of scheming fucksnakes who were part of the reason why Labor did so poorly because he couldn’t fucking govern (but was great with the media) undermining her all the time and yet she still managed to make a minority Labor government work with an alliance of other parties and passed more substantial legislation than most full governments ever do and she went unrecognized or had people emphasize only the cringe and the bad and it’s so infurating. 

Her literal last act as Prime Minister was to give the final approval to reduce the cost of an abortion pill (by having it listed on the Pharmaceutical Benefits Scheme, which is/was an Australian government program which subsidizes prescription medicines) and lower the cost of a medical abortion from about $800 to as low as $12 at the time for people with concession cards (which means you have some level of social service or welfare program participation) and for an average price of about $70. 

She wasn’t perfect and she made more than a few mistakes and calculations but fuck she was Good at Governing. 

[normal-horoscopes]

This blog is wild, I do have a question if you are open to it. I've been having very weird dreams lately, and one of them involved a certain snake. Now, not only was this snake fuzzy (brown fur scaly face) but it had a metal disk that shifted from it's tail to it's face. From my understanding the disk was to help it gather heat during the day so it could hunt at night. It was super friendly to me and talked to me and I have NO mythological reference for it. Thoughts?

OH GODDAMMIT IT SOUNDS LIKE THAT EGYPTIAN FUCKSNAKE AGAIN (IT HAS A NAME BUT YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY IT)

YOURE FINE

[matsawesomeness]

Dude this was the most stressful hike I’ve been on. The distance was not the problem it was the snakes. None of them coiled! It sucks because that means that I’m non threatening. On my way up I saw one that was lying across the trail, which was the length of the snake. I was 1 yard away from this one. I kept cool and turned around scanning for more. Lo and behold, I see one 1 foot away from my foot not coiled mid turn. Each had amazing camouflage. They resemble the fallen branches I’ve been stepping over till now. Adrenaline, not venom, pumping through my veins, I find the access road, reevaluate my scanning and continue to the peak. I start my descent. Midway through, I catch the rattle of another heading to the brush. My pace slows dramatically to keep my scanning area from 2 yards to 4. 50 yards from the trail head I walk through the thick fallen leaves. A lizard runs across the trail behind me. As I’m staring at the lizard, in the corner of my eye more movement is alerted and a garter snake leaves the trail. #beerme Repost @travelincapt with @get_repost ・・・ Walked in the land of Snakes & Glass 3 rattlers and 1 garter #fucksnakes (at Dictionary Hill) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByOVuiOgRRD/?igshid=1i8gwbd48pvlh

[officialloveadjacent]

Fun fact: when You-Know-Who broke my heart (thus turning #FuckmeSnake into #FuckSnake), I made it a point to completely 86 her from my life in every way, shape, and form. Not only did I unfriend, unfollow, and block her, but I also deleted every picture that had her in it, every status that sang her praises, all of our conversations, and even every nude that I sent her.

However, just when I’d thought I’d removed every trace of Snake from my socials, look what Fuckerberg showed me this morning! So yeah, that’s a great start to my day 🙄.

My little edit is what we Lovernors think, and it’s what we always will think.

—Mod Nati

[nightskyart]

Bury the Snakes Sticker also in the shop! Got a Snake in your life? Let ‘em know how you feel 🐍⚰️ • • • #laptopstickers #vinylstickers #burythesnake #nosnakes #jordynwoods #fucksnakes #snakes #alternative #etsy #vinyldecals https://www.instagram.com/p/BuL7Mkbh8Gb/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=xd9rljfnrp18

[severus-snapes-timelord]

No that’s EXACTLY what they want you to think👀 They want you to think they’re victims and they’re just small and not deadly blood sucking demons! Dont let these fuckers in your home! They will kill you

People who hate snakes are so weird because they’ll insist that snakes are ruthlessly aggressive animals just waiting for the chance to bite a human but if you actually go outside and look at a snake they’re literally just like:

[catboyboy]

welcome to my womb featuring kuroha fucksnakes

[uhrehara]

https://soundcloud.com/kaypbcbc/outsad?ref=clipboard&p=a&c=0

Ya this track really is Shiva

#BCBC #$hiva #fucksnakes

[kabutoraiger]

revieloutionne replied to your post: if only every other tragically deceased handsome...

Soichi’s life is like “what if we switched most of these words to their opposite?”

mgdhfjs... still alive but stuck with a terrible alien fucksnake capable of nothing but flirtiness & murder

[peezylarouche]

keep your friends close cuz the snakes wanna get closer. some of'em eat at your table, offer you a beer or pretend like they got your back. #fucksnakes. also, shirt available at @killyourselfordietrying. #KYODT

[tommysdiner]

//Hazel: *drops down from the rafters after setting up some new decorations when he didn't know where she'd gotten off to*

Tommy: "Holy, flying fucksnake!"

//Tommy swears a lot more in person than he does in text

[franktrigg]

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What in the actual F.. snakes are amazing. I still don’t like them tho. #Repost @joerogan with @get_repost ・・・ What a way to go. #fucksnakes #seriously #Repost @natureismetal_ ・・・ No Picnic - 📽 by Unknown Nope rope captures and slowly swallows a bouncy boi https://www.instagram.com/p/Bnte_VzHBN1/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=85a8ck0i7juw