#fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk that is so hot

[mandylove1000]

No but Beau knowing forever and always being from TVD/TO literally makes me so happy and I would forever give him head simply for knowing it.

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Your head snapped to the side as you heard your daughter’s voice. You watched as Penny called for her to stay on the deck. But Emery was a daddy’s girl at heart, and no one ever could stop her from getting to Beau. Your body tensed as Beau crouched down to scoop her into his arms. You could feel the shock in the group around you. Could hear the whispers of “Daddy?” And “What the fuck”. That last one came from Rooster you knew. Emerys voice cut threw the panic though “Mommy! Look Daddys here!” 

Beau looked at you and even with his sunglasses on you knew he was looking at you with sympathy. He knew this isn’t how you wanted anything to come out, but life was pretty cruel. “The better question is why you’re here little lady.. Why aren’t you at school?” Beau asked as you got closer to him, having broken away from the group. You answered and told him it was canceled, trying to ignore the glare Maverick was giving you as you stepped next to your little family. 

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[nagipeko]

u should literally ask her out. or at least tell her abt it tbh i luv when u gush abt her it's so cute seeing it on my dash. HOPE THIS DOESNT SOUND WEIRD THTS NOT HOW I MEAN IT AT ALL im just happy for u okk. good luck w her & do ur best forever and ever nini

SHES SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ATTRACTIVEEEEEEEEEEEE my goddddd sorry everyone but im literally experiencing the lgbt moment of having a crush on a gay trans alt girl. SORRY MAN. shes so cool and like she is so funny my god and shes so easy to talk to bc she is so easygoing and laidback and THE WAY SHE SITS IN HER CHAIR IS SO HOT SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK and like my god she is actually insanely smart and good at math but she NEVER TRIES??/ which is likegnrgjdk Ok sorry like its attractive to me. sorry. she recently got a 0% on a chem quiz and showed me and she was laughing very hard and my godd i swear to god i caught a glimpse of heaven..... she is soooo.......... and also like my god shes always toying with her cane during class and its like IF YOUR HANDS NEED TO HOLD SOMETHING. [STARTS SHAKING] YOU CAN HOLD MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[annikasevenshots]

Star Trek Picard: Season 3 Episode 3 Reaction (spoilers!)

* Bev being a grounding force for Jack like yes she is so MOTHER

* "goddamn back window" IM SORRY THID IS SO FUNNY LIKE. the viewscreen won't work so you just look out the mf built in window 😭

* whose idea was it to have a viewscreen instead of a window anyway 💀

* WHY ARE THEIR SKINS SMOOOOOOTH IT'S GIVING ODO DEADASS 💀💀💀

* my dad actually sent me a pretty emotional text about that fatherhood scene 🥹

* I wish we'd gotten to know Thaddeus :(

* TROI CAMEO TROI CAMEO TROI CAMEO TROI CAMEO <3 <3 <3

* Wait if Thad was born on the Titan mayhaps we could see him in LWD? As a babbby??? 🥺🥺🥺

* Ngl Shaw knowing when to relieve his crew to get rest, I respect that

* LITTLE VOY

* SEVEN FIXING THING SEVEN FIXING THING SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN

* BABY LA FORGE BABY LA FORGE BABY LA FORGE BABY LA FORGE

* SHE'S 100% COMING TO THE SPINOFF IF I SAY SO MYSELF

* also didn't shaw say seven earned her post back after finding jack last episode? what are they mf doing

* "This sounds rehearsed" SHES SO MEAN PLEASE SEVEN I WOULD REHEARSE A SPEECH IF I HAD TO SPEAK IN FRONT OF HER TOO

* me rehearsing my hellos in line to meet jeri ryan at london comic con like

* THE TITAN THEME PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND??? JUST SO GENTLY????? FUCK WHAT YALL ARE SAYING ABOUT SHAW THE TITAN IS SEVEN'S CREW <3

* COMMANDER SEVEN 📣📣📣

* "go rest, ensign" god i wish someone would tell me to go rest

* HER FOND HEADSHAKE PLEASE

* Bev being a doctor 🥺

* JACK BEING A DOBERMAN GUARD DOG AND FOR WHAT

* Honestly seeing Bev back in Sickbay again is just. Seeing Dr Beverly Crusher is just. Is just is just is just.

* FACE ACTING 📣📣📣 these people are masters of their craft i swear

* "A perfect day on borrowed time" that is actually so beautiful

* the fifth time 🤡🤡🤡 JL was keeping track and for WHAT

* guys omg,,, they bonked. they fucking bonked and they're making me think about it while staring at two geriatric people

* GATES MCFADDEN SLAY

* that is actually so well acted that's such a SLAY.

* Picard: I never want a family

* Bev: okay i'll respect that

* Picard: no not like that >:(

* See I keep forgetting that this series is actually called Star Trek Picard because everyone keeps overshadowing him. I'm so sorry PatStew these girlies are girlbossing so close to the sun

* Bev really wasn't wrong though

* "All to the same stars that own you" GUYS WHY IS THE WRITING SO 🤌🤌🤌

* i'm actually surprised at how well That Part of the fandom is coping with a secret son arc given the fact that they were furious about michael being spock's half sister. but then again 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

* "He's not Dad" HE'S DADDY 🤡👍

* The way those officers passed SO SLOWLY BETWEEN RIKER AND JACK I MEAN SAME I'D WANT ALL THE HOT GOSSIP LIKE👂

* "I owe this ship's captain an apology" bitch you owe SEVEN an apology actually be serious

* Oh my god they actually had someone standing guard at a mf WINDOW this show is so unserious

* Jesus christ Shaw

* Okay but Shaw knowing when to take a step back? I honestly respect that. That's what a good leader is about.

* EPIC TITAN FIGHT THEME sorry i will never shut up about the music

* On the note of music, KLINGON OPERA 📣📣📣

* Someone on Twitter noted that Raffi was holding a phaser very similar to Seven's Fenris Ranger one in S2 and I can't take my mind off of that like this show is so crazy detailed

* CHAMOMILE TEAAAAAA <3

* Me running to the grocery store to get chamomile tea because i want something to remind me of raffi and merchandising is shit with star trek

* Seriously just sell Worf's chamomile blend you'd make so much bank

* The red light imagery when Worf says "I have learned to access calm as well as fire" WOAHHHHHHHHHHH

* Raffi being like "I TOLD YOU THAT BITCH" and Worf being like you dumbass 🥰👍

* Actual ideal dynamic

* OH MY GOD RAFFI that speech. "My life, my family, my sobriety" FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

* Worf calling her Raffaella 😩🤌 actual top tier

* Raffi's like 👁️🤡🫴😩👉🙄🤔😤... 🆒

* Seriously Bev is such a soothing doctor, I love her so much

* Jack taking after her footsteps as well

* BEV KNOWING WHAT SHE'S DOING I LOVE HER SM ACTUALLY

* "How does she keep finding us" Shaw is actually big brained? Kinda? Like I can see Shaw as a Captain like he's Captain Brained

* The Shrike is actually so cool I'm ngl

* "She's pulled us deeper into the nebula" no? she just dragged you around the corner pls 💀

* Feeling silly goofy wanna run away and start a nightclub in District 6 of Mtalas Prime

* PLEASE RAFFI AND WORF ARE SO SIBLING CODED

* KEEP SQUABBLING MY LOVES I LOVE YOU BOTH SO MHCH

* "I told you to stay back" "It is not in my nature to stay back" THEY ARE BOTH EXACTLY THE SAME I SWEAR TO GOD

* "You look inconspicuous in that hood" "Says the Klingon in warrior gear" "It is casual" THEYRE SO UNSERIOUS

* "I'm glad to see you are feeling better" "I'm not😤" why is raffi so funny

* "Beheadings are in wednesdays" STOP BEING FUNNY MY MENTAL HEALTH CANT HANDLE THIS 😭😭😭

* SEVEN BEING UNFAZED "you're insane 🤷🏻‍♀️" WHY IS SHE HILARIOUS

* SEVEN OF NINE PLEASE KICK ME LIKE THAT

* the way i know jeri ryan asked to have a scene where they had to put on masks /hj

* "Hansen to bridge" breaks my heart every time

* RAFFI YOU CAN TAKE MY FINGERNAILS ANY TIME WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY ♥️♥️♥️

* "I think I feel my chamomile tea coming back up" SHE DRANK WORF'S TEA ♥️♥️♥️

* oh my god the way raffi So gently sniffs the drug

* THAT MONOLOGUE. STEP. ON. ME. RAFFI. MUSIKER.

* RED IMAGERY??????

* YES!!!!!!!! SEVEN TO THE BRIDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TO THE BRIDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* Ohhh now I see why it's called 17 seconds

* Dr Ohk is so baby I want to be her actually

* Is Beverly using the samsung tricorder they used last season

* That LOOK. TATTOO THIS ON ME

* WHY IS MICHELLE HURD SUCH A TOP TIER ACTRESS GODDAMNIT

* GOO MAN??????? MAN GOO GOO MAN GOO???????? GOO MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* Being a father is making Picard make bad decisions I'm ngl

* Ooooh Raffi and Worf headed to Daystrom 👀 Will they meet La Forge and La Forge Jr I wonder?

* THE WAY THE PORTAL SHOOTS THEM BACK IN THE ASS IS SOOOOOOO COOL

* also how did none of them predict this they know the portal weapon exists

* me when i forget the enemy has reflect damage on when i game lmao rip titan

In conclusion I ate bread while watching this

[gurugirl]

Fuck I'm sorry for renting but I just need to tell someone this before I combust . I have a huge crush on my professor. He is married and in his late twenties or even early thirties. Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk he's so fucking hot😭😭😭 he didn't really know me and I joined the institution like a month ago and I was returning a book and we made small talk and he said it was a pleasure meeting me and I'm aajjdjdkfnfkrkejdndjdkdkkskekeekkrir Godddddr that dude is so hottttttttt😭😭😭😭😭 I'm having really wild thoughts about him, I know it's wrong but I can't stop thinking about himmmmm😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I need helpppp

Oh my! Well, having crushes isn't a bad thing! It's normal to find people attractive, even people that are much older or married (read: unattainable). Don't stress, babe.

I also don't think there's anything wrong with having private thoughts about someone. You're not doing anything to pursue him or break up his family or anything.

Venting is a good way to get those thoughts out without betraying anyone. Now, if you start stalking him or doing things that could hurt him or his family in anyway then I'd say you need help. But as it is, it sounds rather normal. Sometimes we may be more attracted to certain people than others and it's unfortunate when the person we're highly attracted to his married or too old or something but it's also not a red flag or anything out of the ordinary. It's happened to me a lot in my life but eventually we just move on and appreciate the person's beauty without it becoming an obsession (hopefully).

I'm always here if you need to vent, babe 💕

xoxo

[heesjake]

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk this was so hot of him ngl

THE CROW (2024) dir. Rupert Sanders

[sugarcause]

*wheezes*

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

THATS SO HOT IM DYING HEL WHAT AJSHDFJKASFN

FUCK

NO WORDS

[girlslikegirls-thoughts]

Rey (Daisy Ridley) is absolutely the cutest, the most badass, and the gayest character on Star Wars besides Finn and Poe!!! If you haven't watched Star Wars, watch it so you can form a giant gay crush on Rey before the new movie coming up in December. Uggggggg she's just so perfect!!!!!!😍😍😍

[the-cult-of-russo]

COLD STEEL ANON HERE HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Coming off anon to say THANK YOU SO MUCH for that fic oh my god I literally do not even know what to do with myself right now like god damn Billy Russo with a knife just genuinely breaks my brain 🥵 I will ALWAYS be happy to read any knife stuff you think about like feel free to come and yell in my inbox about anything lmao ☺️

PLEASE write more knife play stuff with Billy, and if you do (and if you’re cool with it) could you maybe go a little more into the actual play like some scratching and ever so slightly nicking reader? Doesn’t have to be like super gory or intense but an actual cut or two would be so damn hot if you’re cool with that? Completely understand if that’s not your wheelhouse and tysm again for Cold Steel 💕

Okay, first off, thank you for coming off anon to tell me this. I appreciate it and I'm happy you enjoyed it 🖤

Now I'm gonna be real transparent here. I've written some really... dark stuff I guess, in the past.

Like I wrote a long ass fic for Michael Langdon from AHS, the literal antichrist, which had some pretty intense shit in it. Including knife play with blood and yes they played with the blood because I'm sorry but I have no damn morals 🙃😂

So please don't think you're asking too much of me. I know it's not for everyone, it can be a bit much. But trust me when I say I have like barely any limits, only a few personal things that bother me and I won't write about. But mostly I'm a hoe and like, don't even worry about it 😌

Like if people have some darker requests or things that you're a little anxious to send, do it over anon or something. If I don't wanna write it then I just won't. No judgment here, lovelies.

Also kinda want some Dark!Billy requests because my boi is soft af and it'll give me another version of him to work with 😈

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 04.01.21 lb

“iss chaaku se tumhari gardan ki nass kaat doon, riddhima?”

omg what a dreamboat. he’s asking for consent before murdering her! #husbandGoals 🥰🥰🥰

ouff so much drama and blah blah about dhoka. i’m so bored. i really don’t give a fuck about his “issues” anymore. go take it up with a therapist who’s paid to deal with this nonsense, bro.

if i was her, i’d just be like just murder me and get it over with, dude. 🙄🙄🙄 he clearly wants to. stop being a pussy and just do it, fucker. no point hiding it, we all know you’re a murderous psychopath and there’s no redeeming you. so just bloody do it and embrace your true identity.

ohhohohoho manpain about being “totally broken”. is that supposed to make me sympathetic to him? coz it’s not working. go cry into your 5000 crore, asshole.

jesus christ, why is this girl like this???????????? self respect naam ki cheez aaas paaas se bhi nahi bhatkiiiii hai iske. imagine being this fucking desperate for a man’s love, lmao. couldn’t be me.

you love me? prove it. murder someone for me.

bhai tumhare liye main APNE nakhoon na kaatooon, let alone someone else’s galaa.

“uss insaan ka naam hai, kabir.”

her jhijak is unrealistic. i’d murder that haraami for free, just like, ainvayi mein; no need for proof of pyaar competition or anything. it’d already be on my 2021 to do list, and the sooner i crossed it off, the better. i can enjoy the rest of my year without him fucking it up on a daily basis.

anyway blah blah this is the only way to prove your love and oh my god this show is just so stupidddddddddddddddd. and she’s even more stupid for standing here listening to this bs instead of just laughing in his face and going and packing her bags to gtfo this madhouse.

“jaanta hoon imtihaan asaan nahi hai, lekin mera pyaar paana bhi itna aasaan nahi hai. haina?” ABBE OHHHHHHHHHH, PYAAR HAI KI UPSC KA EXAM???????? AT LEAST THAT GIVES SARKAARI NAUKRI AND PF AND TONS OF OTHER PERKS; TERE SADDE HUE PYAAR KE KYA HI BENEFITS HAIN CHUTIYE?????????

omfg now he’s all kal kuldevi ki pooja hai and pooja balidaan maangti hai, you have to mitaofy the rakshas and MY GOD LITERALLY GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU STUPID FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK I CANNOT TAKE THIS SHOW AND CHARACTER SERIOUSLY ANYMORE IT’S ALL JUST SO FUCKING RIDICULOUSSSSSSSSSSS

btw ofc ahaana is watching all this from the shadows.

on one hand ahaana is like bitch are you fucking crazy? you just caaaaaaasually asked her to murder someone??? on the other she’s like why you giving her this opportunity to dho-ofy her paap. sis what side are you on? pro-murder or against? it’s kinda not clear rn.

she keeps talking about some promise and plan and all.............. like just tell us already. i need to know what’s in this whole mess for herrrrrr.

anyway she’s showing much more spunk than riddhima has in 6+ months, snatching away his documents, not returning them to him when he tries taking them, and demanding answers of him as he tries to weasel outta it. i like. you go girl, be a menace to him!

anyway i don’t care about their ainvayi ki tashanbaazi and paheli waale monologues. here, have a Chehra Appreciation Break. let’s hope his beard doesn’t get wilder than this.

she’s needling him ki oh god, do you actually still love that dumbass bitch and he’s all “pyaar bohut ajeeb sa ghaav hota hai, jiske dard pe bhi dil apna haq rakhta hai.” ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, CHULHE MEIN JAAYE TUM LOGON KA MANHOOS PYAAR. ARIJIT SINGH WAS WRONG. SOME ISHQ TRULY IS A KALANK, NOT A KAAJAL PIYAAAA.

anyway ahaana’s reaction matches mine:

he stormed out and ahaana is maarofying some boss bitch dialogues, ki she’ll make him keep his promise to her and what not. i hope she’s asked for a 1000 crore worth of stock options, not something fucking dumb like............ his pyaar or some shit. ugh pls sis. be better.

i don’t care.

how am i supposed to feel bad for this supremely stupid bitch? i can’t. i just can’t.

lahu moonh lag gaya. bitch decided to go for it.

ahaana trying to warn kabir that his ass about to get murdered......

isko hassi aa rahi hai. coz he knows how cute he is and no one could kill a baby marshmallow face like him.

“woh mujhe AB kyun maaregi? usse mujhe maarna hota toh bohut pehle maar chuki hoti.” lmaooooooooooooooo i mean..... it’s true. you’ve been asking for it for monthssss now.

lmaoooooooo the way ahaana agrees too.

well. she tried. baaki rabb ke hawaale.

the way she doesn’t want riddhima to be successful in killing kabir and thus back together with vansh makes me think..................... this bitch thinking with her pussy too. she too just want some vansh D. ugh. heere jade hue hain kya uspein?????

ugh shirali strikes again with the horrible military style kurtas. IT’S 2021, MADAM. PLEASE STOP SUBJECTING US TO THE SAME CRAP WE’VE BEEN LOOKING AT SINCE 2016 IN ISHQBAAAZ.

pooja mein baithe baithe murder ki baat kar raha hai. hadh hai, bhai. hadhhhhhhh hi hai. mata rani photu se nikal ke aake tera vinaash na karein????????

yeah, i’m thinking ahaana def. has the hots for V, the way she doesn’t want him to get back together with riddhima. godddddd, i hope it’s not love, and that she just wants to marry him and get her hands on all this $$$$$$. pls ahaana, i’m begging of you, don’t be a mediocre b like riddhima.

yeh kaisi pooja hai jahaan prashad mein bandook bat-the hain? bitch i want ladoo or nothing.

ok i need to go put my face in my cat’s belly fluff now, as a reward for watching this supremely crap episode. here, you also have a pic of him, for sitting through reading this shit.

[vinylhazza]

It’s okay once I saw a video (that was all legal porn actors who were role playing) of a couple having sex and (mom and dad) and then a girl came in and the mom slid off his dick and the girl hopped on and the mom just kept pretending it was her and he came and then realized it was like his stepdaughter or something and it was so hot and I was like why who what why did I find this so hot but I came in like two seconds

I- FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK IMMA DIE 😖😖 oh fuck he didn’t know? 🤤🤤 and he was just pounding away huh? that’s hot af i don’t give a damn.

[queenofcorsica222]

for the cute questions: 10, 11 & 13 !! (also if you’re tipsy remmeber to stay hydrated. i say this as im also tipsy aksjd)

10. What songs did you like when you were young?

I liked terrible music. I had a dragon.force phase . NO offense to people that like them but ….. Lol….get better…...

11. Write 10 words to describe your personality.

That’s too much, but i’m silly. And hot. And fun. Tha’t enough I think.

13. Favorite animal?

Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk omg. There’s so many good animals. I liek the donkey, and I like panda and koala, and I also like silly ones like naked mole rat.

Thank you for le ask :3

[astridthevalkyrie]

RTTE Season 8 Episode 10

i think those ships are of interest

THEYRE SENDING SOS NOW HOW ADVANCED ARE YALL VIKIONG MOTHERFUCKERS

sotick: imma just lie her enow

MY BOY GUSTAV

like father like son you go off alone too you little shit

wow just ignore them all

MAKE ASTRID LEADER

I DONT WANNA BE CHIEF HICCUP MY BABY IS BACK

i love hiccup being upset about stoick its so...painful

OUCH

oh you’ll be there when hes dead honey dont worry

STOP MESSING WITH GOTHI

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING

THIS IS FASCINATING

ASTRID LAUGHING WILDLY

I LOVE THESE WHAT IFS

HICCUP SMELLING A FLOWER

PEACE FISH I LOVE YOU BUT WHAT THE FUCK

SNOT’S TURN

no babe you cant invent weapons

this cant be real hookfang looks happy to see snotlout

OH DREAMY I JUST LOST IT

AW SNOT WANTS BETTER COMMUNICATION BETWEEN HIM AND HIS DAD

ASTRID’S TURN?

GIVE ASTRID A WHAT IF

OH SHUT THE FUCK UP HICCUP YOU DONT REGRET TOOTHLESS

ASTRID IS THE BIGGEST FANGIRL 

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

*misses* “Typical”

OH MY GOSH ASTRID’S WHAT IF

HICCUP IN HIS OLD TUNIC

SNOTLOUT AND ASTRID ARE BETROTHED

HICCUP IMITATING STOICK THIS IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL ITS PERFECTION

FUCK ITS THIS SCENE AGAIN BUT HICCUP IS HOT AND NOT CUTE

OH MAN FLIGHT AGAIN

ASTRID’S WHAT IF IS THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING BEST

ARE YOU GIVING ME A HICCUP DIES AU THE FUCK I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS

WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK IM GONNA CRY

ITS THE SAME STORY BUT FASTER

poor hic still has one leg

ASTRID IS BRILLIANT

“shut up, everybody”

“thank you for tonight” *wiggles eyebrows*

OH NO NOT VANAHEIM