#fucking predators or yandere obsessive weirdos

[starboundanon]

So happy more are popping in to talk about the very necessary things such as Luke really deserves to be pined after, pursued, wooed, loved, adored, obsessed over. There just isn't enough of that. It makes me think of Yandere-Stalker Din vs. another stalker and Luke is all oblivious to this war that scary Din is for sure gonna be winning. Well, Luke deserves to have someone willing to take over the galaxy for him. More Luke adoration is what I say!

We did it, Owl. After months of planting the seeds of Luke's obliteration, finally, our cozy little fandom niche has been carved out, lol.

Also, walk with me, talk with me.

TW: darkfic, crack

Imagine for a moment, modern au, Din's hardcore in love with his son's preschool teacher and lowkey (read: completely obsessively) stalking him.

And then he notices he's not the only one. An older man also seems to be stalking Luke, and of course, Din has to do whatever he can to protect the man he loves from this creepy predator. He can't just let some obsessed weirdo hurt his future husband!

The catch? When Din confronts (read: jumps) this asshole, the guy kind of kicks his ass. Which not very many people can do. Then this creep has the nerve to spew some bullshit about how he's protecting Luke from Din, and finishes his righteous tirade with, "Stay the fuck away from my son."

And that, folks, is how Din meets Luke's estranged father Anakin, who has been protectively watching (read: stalking) his son from the shadows since they fell-out a few years ago.

Stalker!Din and stalker!Dad go to war over who is really the most harmful and toxic one here, while Luke is happily and obliviously finger-painting with his students in the background.