#fucking nice

[godwantsit]

[puppppppppy]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[teaboot]

Okay so I'm a security guard, right

And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement

And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either

But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for

And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to

And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do

And I fucking

I fucking. Start danCING

I DONT KNOW WHY

I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING

LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER

and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"

AND

FUCKING

THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE

IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE

I HATE MYSELFD

[joffyworld]

OMFG MOSS COOOOOKED WTFFFFFFF

GLORIOUS LEADER - They look at you, a kind smile on their face. You just watched them slaughter dozens of heretics in cold blood, and yet you can't help but trust them. You take their blood stained hand and suddenly, everything feels fine. Suddenly, you feel right at home.

I had an idea to paint a disco elysium-esque portrait of Lambert for a while now! rendering clothes in this style is still a challenge but oh well. learning experiences and all that

[joffyworld]

OH FUCK THAT'S A COOL IDEA

— you'll catch cold, child.

• simple headcanon that one of the magical manifestations of the red crown is blood, capable of ignition. the fire of the crown does not harm the vessel, but sets fire and kills everything around it, even things around the it's owner. abel was naked because of it when they became undead for the first time.

[corvigae]

I keep having to tear down extremely predatory/misleading Scien.tology flyers in my school's art building. This is the third fucking time I've ripped the fuckers up and I'm getting Real Fucking Tired of it.