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Philip Seymour Hoffman. No words. 💔
16 Random Questions with Mazin Elsadig and Noah Reid. Presented by Coal Mine Theatre (×)
#fucking christ he is attractive#he's so gorgeous so funny so charming#he just gets it#and also he would get it
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people love an "i'll take care of you" "it's rotten work" "not to me, not if it's you" character dynamic until the character who needs to be taken care of is disabled. then it's supposedly fucked up and toxic for a person to have to take care of someone else.
#eliot posts#this is continuing off that last post i reblogged#that time i was like ''aw tumblr is out of new posts for this character i like. reddit is empty too. lemme check twitter''#BIG MISTAKE#i had to see the hot take of#''it's fucked up to ship this because character A had to be character B's caretaker. that's basically slavery.''#LIKE BRUH???#have you. ever met a couple where one of them is disabled and needs a caretaker? bc that's a very real thing that happens and it's not toxi#honestly usually the risk in those situations is the power the caretaker nay have over their disabled partner#but that imbalance can be properly navigated#and is not a concern in these two characters' case bc there is a very clear mutual respect there#caregiver fatigue is a real problem too of course but that's ALSO something that can be successfully navigated#and in these particular characters' case doesn't seem like it would be an issue because like#character b also has professional caretakers who will likely continue to be part of his life if needed#(and the money to hire more if not)#like it's okay to not like the ship#maybe the age gap of someone in their 20s w someone in the equivalent of their 30s squicks you out#maybe you monogamously ship one or both of them w someone else#maybe you think their dynamic is way more interesting from a platonic angle than from a romantic one#maybe you just aren't interested in their dynamic#those are all fair points! i'm not even ride or die for that ship myself#but jesus fucking christ you don't gotta be ableist about it#oh or the equally bad take i saw on there of#''character a could never be attracted to character b. he just sees char b as a sick dying old dog that he needs to take care of''#like no! character a clearly respects and values character b! they are friends! the issue is just that YOU see character b as a dying dog.
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is F for Frank of Fuck??~🎃
#i vote both#bc jesus FUCKING christ Frank#i honestly will never be okay bc of this man#fuck#he’s honestly the most fucking attractive hot beautiful pretty gorgeous guys around#asshole motherfucker#frnkiebby#frank iero#mcr#frnkiero#mcrmy#frnkie#mcr5#my chemical romance#my chem#ilhsm
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it would be really funny if ted's internal monologue actually has a lot of swearing he just almost never says any of it out loud bc like, he's a polite midwestern dad
#ted internally seeing rupert: oh not this fucking bastard again. jesus fucking christ i wish he'd fuck off. piece of shit.#ted externally: hey there rupert :)#ted lasso#i dont think this is canon btw i just think it would be very funny#ted when high as balls for real this time: HEY WHATS UP FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!#the entire team: [WIDE EYED BONK EMOJI]#trent after a press conference in like s1: okay off the record i have to know. you say 'golly gosh' and 'gee willickers' just to fuck w/ us#right? those aren't real? like i understand you don't swear that tracks but you're fucking with us on the 'golly gosh' right?#ted looking both ways and leaning in: off the record? trent i swear all the fucking time in my head. and shit trent!#i've never said 'gee willickers' unironically in my whole goddamn life. but god isn't it funny to watch them buy it#and trents like (wide eyed with awe) why are you telling me this#and teds like (most cheerful smile) because no one will ever fuckin believe you :)#trent (somehow more attracted to ted than he's ever been): .....ᵒʰ
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they did my boy Radar so dirty
#he has a lot of good moments but i genuinely will never forgive alda et al for what they did to radar's character s4 on#s1 - s3 radar my beloved. my bestie. rascal vibes#also like. jesus christ. he's so hot. he's so fucking attractive.#have you people seen radar o'reilly. have you seen his face? have you seen his goddamn body? waow#im tempted to write an essay on how they assassinated radar's character but it seems like a lot of work#radar o'reilly#mash#m*a*s*h
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I hate letting shitty people take up real estate in my brain, but sometimes the bastards refuse to leave.
#thinking once again about the dude i met on a dating app#who went on a red flag speed run for 2 weeks#before deciding that i was too much trouble and he was still in love with his ex#and informing me that i needed to accept that in my position a relationship was a pipe dream#but also we could totally still be fuck buddies if i was up for it#like#i am very aware that schmuck is not worth the mental energy#but the gall to be like 'oh yeah all my free time is devoted to my kids and my ex-wife that i am not in any way over'#'but your familial responsibilities and lack of a car means you're the problem'#'and also means you should accept you'll never find anyone who'll like you enough to make any compromise for your situation'#'anyway wanna watch me jerk off?'#like jesus christ dude#thoughts and prayers for your ex#also the same guy who declared being lonely surely did not bother me as much as him bc by now i was 'used to it'#no great loss#but for about a day and a half it was nice to think a reasonably attractive guy would be interested in me#but y'know#pipe dream right?
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having a crush is like poison status effect whenever u have to think.
#my ocs#hello yes see i draw#I hate this so much ???????#what the fuck ??????#do u know how much effort I have to put in to not think about it. Like. Should I just kill myself at this point tbh.#and there’s people around me who are purposely trying to get a crush for like. Fun. Why.#this is psychological warfare.#though I guess their goals w crush is have one and never speak to him huh 💭 they just want a guy to think about when bored.#This happened to me by accident 💭 and I am. speaking to him often. I didn’t today though. hashtag winning 💪 (?)#I will get over it. I will speak to no one over midterms week and I will get so over him.#and then I will be so normal platonic about it.#this was supposed to happen in highschool I think I was supposed to get comfortable w this way earlier in life.#I don’t know I don’t care I just need to survive this at this point Jesus Christ.#and hey guess what I was just about to start gushing in this tag it snuck up on me wtf.#I do not want him. (<- affirmations)#I can never let anyone have my Tumblr or my art socials ever god imagine. Anyone seeing this.#it would suck so bad. Guys. I would have to kms.#why did I meet the most attractive and nicest and coolest guy immediately. why is this my first friend in 5 years.#sorry that is gushing huh. god this sucks so bad. I hate. having emotions.#well it’s not gushing it’s like objective fact people will not stop saying he’s won the genetic lottery to his face.#And I get crazy 2nd hand embarrassment every time but also not wrong.#they’re not wrong. ugh. killing myself.#guys why does every tag ramble end this way. guys. why. why am I becoming a real boy I want to be a puppet again actually.#ok. normal time 4 minutes left in movie clean bathroom then sneepy time and I will do so good not thinking about him and will sleep immedia
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People are being very weird about Käärijä online which doesn't really surprise me but still is disappointing
#saw a video where he was trying to speak english#and like yeah hes a very endearing person but why are people calling him a baby or a puppy#that is a grown man#also i often see people being like#wow hes so brave for showing his body!!!#and my brither in christ that is not a compliment#like people trying to say that hes attractive by pointing out hes not super buff or super skinny but being pretty despite that#as if not being those things normally automatically makes you unappealing and he manages so pull that look off#so fucking annoying why cant people thirst over someone normally lmao#käärijä#bee buzz
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Tired of people saying “oh look at my old man😍” and the picture they attach is some buff anime dude with grey hair grow up
#I’m so fucking ill#HE AIN’T EVEN THAT OLD HE AIN’T EVEN INTERESTING IN PHYSIQUE#go back to fawning over captain fucking america you’re not welcome in this space#he has laugh lines and fat on his belly and flabby arms or its NO DEAL#AND IM SO FUCKING TIRED#the real halmark of old man fucking is the unconventional attractiveness of natural features becoming more pronounced with time#and my brother in christ you’re not even appreciating graceful aging. get a GRIP#seriously just make peace that you’re attracted to convention or embrace the skrungly. or like idk die if you can’t do either of those thin#i’m so tired#sorry I’m being such a hater lately but yk what with all my stress I’ve earned it#and even if he does have the requisite qualities one word about him being fucking daddy and I’m calling the goddamn cops#so so so sick of it
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So he’s fuckable but people personally wouldn’t fuck him… okay that is interesting for the majority but hey it’s a similar to Gohan where he’s very handsome but I don’t think everyone would fuck him. For me it’s Ichi and Gohan all the way ❤️❤️❤️ I feel like when we do the Daigo poll we going to get that thirst!!!
tumblr decrees ichi in fact has game, they just personally wouldn't be a player... interesting but can't complain bout it
anyway daigo time please don't disappoint me
#snap chats#why would you send this ask while we're talking about freud jesus christ#its not your fault as freud would say it I Have Childhood Issues#yeah well he can roast in hell the fuckin weird ass he dont know SHIT about me#anyways. i trust the tumblr sphere of daigo fans to be normal#almost compelled to put a fourth option orale 'its complicated' cause Me#but i forgot to do that for ichi so we're just gonna have to go with objective answers#no open-ended prompts here. i mean you could if yu want but#i feel like a lot of people will find X fuckable but they wouldnt fuck yk waht i mean#like we as an intelligent species can be objective enough to say someones attractive or has he potential#but they arent to our tastes#im a believer in that that's fine#i dont think it makes you thirsty to say a character is fuckable but you wouldnt fuck em thats just like. Objectivity ig#so ichi fans arent thirsty for the most part. not surprising
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clari. yes.
i love him toooooo anon!!!!!
tw: incest/pseudocest, toxicity, coercion words: 422
sigh he would be such a good big brother, such a stern big brother, wouldn’t let you get away with anything (*/ω＼*) you can never get a single thing past him, can never sneak out to see your friends or that stupid boy he hates so much, can never surreptitiously slip past him when you’re stupidly intoxicated, can never smuggle something you definitely shouldn’t have, something he tells you no good little boy or girl should ever possess, into your room without him noticing immediately.
he’ll promise not to tell mom n dad if you promise to stay his precious baby sibling—his and his alone—forever and ever and ever <3 but he keeps all of these incidents stashed away safely between the folds of his brain, always ready to conveniently whip one out and dangle it over your parents’ heads, held precariously between a slim forefinger and a thumb, the moment you step a fucking toe out of line, the moment you do something nii-san doesn’t like, something nii-san doesn’t approve of.
it’s for your benefit, he promises you, after you inevitably appear in the threshold of his bedroom door (just like you do every night, just like you have been for years now, routine and right on schedule) with tear-glazed eyes and a twitching nose, begging to know why he’d do such a thing, why he’s so mean and cruel, yet running into his arms the moment he holds them out for you, makes a space for you, pats his thighs and draws you into his clutch.
nii-san only ever wants the best for you, he tells you as your chest stutters with poorly stifled sobs (shh, be quiet, we don’t any anyone to hear, now, do we?) and warm salt water seeps into his neck, dampening the collar of his worn t-shirt. and if you have to learn the hard way then he will teach you the hard way. it’s up to you, really.
except it doesn’t feel like a vow of sincerity, doesn’t feel like a choice you get to make. it feels like a threat.
dread unfurls stinging and sticky in the pit of your stomach, but you nod and hum and agree anyway, clinging tighter to your big brother as his palms rub soothing circles into your back and hushed praises drip syrupy sweet from his lips, a sick type of thrill jolting your blood, because you want to be good for him, his good little baby, always and forever.
#ITACHI NIIIIIIIIIIIIII#SCREAMS TO THE HEAVENS#oh jesus christ he's so fucking attractive tho#banged this out real quick for u and i anon bb <33333#i’m not sure anyone else here on inkykeiji dot tumblr dot com cares for itachi BUT THAT IS FINE <333#i wrote this for us <3#mmm yum yum yum#okai okai back to tomura now HEHE#hope ur having a great day sweetpea!!!#stay safe n stay hydrated!! <3#inky.bb#clari gets mail#inky.itachi#wowwwww i never thought i’d have this tag on my blog but i am SO glad i do <333333333#tw incest#tw pseudocest#tw coercion#tw toxic relationship
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this motherfuckers smile i stg~🎃
#he’s just fucking PRETTY#like there are so many descriptors for level of attractiveness and he fucking hits them all#jesus. fucking. christ#i’m just#very much not okay over this#just gonna casually keel over#no biggie#i’m such a goner#frnkiebby#frank iero#mcr#frnkiero#mcrmy#frnkie#mcr5#my chemical romance#my chem#ilhsm
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being interested in studying william afton has made me a worse person
#every time i think about him i think about like three things#one. ive read multiple fics where he has the same mental illnesses as i do. sob emoji. assigned child killer at psychiatry#oh btw did i tell you all that my psych wants to evaluate me for autism.#i believe it now#plus my boyfriend gave me a list of autisms i did with them#so. yknow. undeniable at this point.#um what was i gettin at#oh yeah. number two im a massive mike kinnie#we all gotta know this by now#and like i have my own little canon my own little michael and timeline and william and such#and i . yeah i project onto that man. whatre ya gonna do#so three#its really fucked up that i think that william afton is kind of hot#considering these. all the things#all the william afton things#jesus christ im such a caricature#this just in!!!! guy with mommy issues is in love with glados and thinks#the manipulative child killing emotionally abusive william afton in xts head#thinks hes attractive#like. jesus christ#the jokes write themselves#i took my sleep[y meds a half hour ago#i really oughta get into bed#anyways the william afton goes to hell song is really funny and fun#and i cant stop listening
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holy shit holy shit holy shit
#salisha speaks#oh my god men are trash#i texted him explaining that im not interested bc i realised im a lesbian#YALL KNOW WHAT HE SAID ???#HE FUCKING SAID CAN I ASK A QUESTION WITH AN HONEST RESPONSE#I KNOW YOURE A LESBIAN BUT AM I ATTRACTIVE#hello ??? are we on the same planet. are we having the same fucking convo rn#jesus fucking christ#honestly glad i decided to be honest and that he revealed his true colours bc wtf my guy 💀💀
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seriously what the flip man why is Every Single Person I Know (not really but sh) finding love except for Me . I'm no worse than anyone else I know , I think . So like . What is it about me that is just so undesirable
#➳ the fool speaks#it may be the disordered personality but even then like . I know many other pwbpd n such that are doing FINE ??#this isn't shitting on anyone i know who's in a relationship y'all deserve to be happy#but at one point you start wondering Hey What The FUCK Is Wrong With Me Specifically#I'm the opposite of rent.arou I had like 8 people wanting me in one year (like 1 of which i was actually attracted to hashtag greyaro#oh and that one guy of COURSE he ended up being an abuser christ . not the point so I'm moving on erm)#and now I'm just doomed to never have reciprocated feelings ever again#or to have mutual feelings with someone#girl wtf#WHAT IS WRONG W ME MAB#*MAN
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he's so pretty............
#sorry. again#im just. fuck im tired and he's so damn pretty#i know i always post about how i think he's gorgeous on here but like. christ i appreciate him sm#i really do#ive got a lot of respect for the art he makes and how much work he puts into his music#it's just a bonus that he happens to be incredibly attractive#i do all my serious posts on this guy over on the sideblog#and i keep all my lovey dovey ramblings over on this blog because it's fun to make y'all suffer <3#(joking. mostly)
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