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#fucking Ramjet got more shit done than her. what the hell is he made out of. how much big dick energy.... -massages temples-
spotsupstuff · 2 years
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so like. whys Ramjet the hottest shit in TFA. who decided to make him the star of the Starscream show. like-
who gets to kick Starscream when he gets french revolution'ed by the headmaster unit in s2 finale? Ramjet
who rescues Lugnut in s3 n now has a favor OR blackmail material on him? fucking Ramjet
whos the one who apparently manages to convince Lockdown that he has a better deal for him than, basically, the second in command of the autobots?? GOD damn fuckin Ramjet
i cant wrap my fuckin head around it, Lockdown has no issue taking down two of Megatron's best lieutenants, both of em r real og people n not clones, who could Definitely give him run for his money n hold a grudge for who knows how long, but one lyin clone boy???? "well Shit! holy snappies!" says Lockdown, "tickle me silly! cant say no to that, ey!" LIKE SIR HOW
did Lockdown even figure out that Ramjet can only lie??? what in the utter FUCK was Ramjet gon do with Sentinel. bergaining chip??? was he gon stroll into Steelhaven n use Sentinel as a hostage against Jazz n the jettwins so he could release the others n take over the ship????? what the fuck was this white boy gon do, what was his game plan- win the fuckign war??? wHY IS RAMJET SUCH HOT SHIT. WHATS SO SPECIAL ABOUT HIM. OTHER CLONES DO JACK SHITE BUT HE OH BOY THE HE.
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