#fuckin’

[averagetmntfan]

HOLY SHIT OCT 1ST IS ON TUESDAY I THINK

[silveragelovechild]

Charming!

Maybe Feige will change the franchise name to MFU (Marvel Fuckin’ Universe) in an attempt to get more butts in seats.

[tsundozer]

HEY ALL I DONT KNOW WHO WILL SEE THIS BUT

I’ve been pretty unengaged personally with my friends and mutuals some time; just been reblogging shitposts and have otherwise drawn away entirely. It’s been a weird year and a big part of it has been doing some processing, and we’ve made a decision, bc it’s been keeping us from talking for some time.

Hi Everyone! We’re Plural!

There’s seven of us all told. About us and emoji we use to denote ourselves online below.

✨Rosie - She/Her, The historic operator of this blog pre aaaaaa the walls came down. Likes writing, poetry, video games. Resident mediator and interpersonal alter amongst us. Frequent fronter. Also aware of most things and helps delegate & keep system aware of surroundings/events. Loves RP and MMOs.

🦮Daphne - They/Them. IDs as a dog. Yes it’s cringe, no they don’t care. Anxious but chill dog. Protector. Likes psychology and sociology, loves learning music. Also frequently out. Huge fan of vintage aesthetics. Did a PhD w/ Clara but dropped out.

📖Pat - He/They. Worker Bee. Handles work stuff and loves organizing and community minded stuff. Also big on homemaking and domesticity. Certified softboy. Loves weird cinema.

🎀 Rosamunda (Rosa) - She/They. Socialite. Theatre kid. Shitpost generator. Here for good vibes and situations that would otherwise be too socially anxious for Rosie. Loves sociology and social Justice. Chaos creature.

🪻Lilian - She/They. Kind of ageless and widened presence. Interprets most emotions domestically as body stuff. In her words “the body is hell the body is hell the body is hell.” Does a lot of conflict resolution when Rosie & Daph can’t keep up, and serves as the Gatekeeper otherwise.

🗡️Clara - They/He. Did a PhD with Daph. Used to ID as a girl, kept the name bc fuck gender and “it’s fun to set let me clara-fy.” Can be abrasive but is generally a voice of reason for our system. Doesn’t really enjoy fronting much.

🐇Buns - Acknowledging because we dont want her to feel excluded, but she’s a small and vulnerable alter and will not be talked about or maintain a presence on this blog.

Anyway. It’s nice to meet you all formally; we’ve masked as Rosie for a long, long time, and a significant part of our difficulty keeping up with friends is different alters, different social relationships, different demeanors. We hope being so forward will make things easier.

Uh. Have a good day and shit.

🦮Daph

[jbfly46]

“Blow my back out”

[thirdmarshall]

I wish the buttons on mobile were the only way to navigate pages. I’m tired of enthusiastically trying to scroll down a page so that I can read the new fanfic I just found only for hellsite.gov to decide “OH? YOU WANT GO TO PREVIOUS PAGE? YOU MOVE FINGER SO FAST IT SCARE ME. I TAKE YOU BACK JUST DONT HURT ME.”

[autistic-katara]

kikci

[tothechaos]

this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

[victusinveritas]

[the-punforgiven]

Worldbuilding tip for aspiring fantasy authors! Give that swordsman a bigger ass

[theygender]

You know I'm gonna be honest. I don't think all these apps really need access to my precise location

[wintergrofyuri]

"(blank) hates laios!" WRONG WRONG WRONG. SHUT THE FUCK UP

shuro is just as awkward as laios and it is made So clear he considers him a friend and likes him. he defends him when the canaries start talking shit and actively readies himself to physically fight them so they dont get to him.

namari also likes laios. she respects him as a leader and also defends him and readies to fight the canaries.

ive not actually seen anyone claim izutsumi hates laios, but a lot of ppl Are weird abt them. izutsumi and laios' relationship was rocky at the beginning. he struggled to figure out how to interact with her. but by the end, she actively seeks him out to talk with during the lead up to the feast. she hides behind him when falin wakes up. she has already realized shecan do what she wants and does not need to stick around, yet she does. she sleeps near him on the windowsill, waiting with him and marcille for falin to wake up. she has accepted him as part of her life and wants to keep him in it.

marcille does not hate laios. let me say this again.

Marcille Donato Does Not Hate Laios Touden.

marcille Loves him. in a platonic, familial sense. laios returns this just as readily. she yells at him. she whacks him. she tells him whats on her mind. she uses healing magic to ease his pain during the parasite fiasco. she reattaches his leg when he loses it. she teaches him magic. she lays her head on his corpse and cries before reviving him. she launches herself at him two times, when the canaries interrogate them and when he talks her down in the tower. he is a comforting presence to her. she trusts him, she cares about him, she worries about him, she imagines him as a big fluffy dog that loves and protects her. laios is her rock when falin is taken from them time and time again. and she tries to be his as well. she whole-heartedly, unconditionally, loves and trusts laios.

chilchuck does not hate laios. laios pays him his rates, no questions asked. laios trusts and respects chilchuck's job as a lockpick. laios does not see him as a child (at least, i cant think of an instance where he does so). chilchuck states, outright, he sees him as a friend and doesnt want to see him hurt. he actively worries about him as the falin situation gets worse. chilchuck respects laios. he shows almost 0 hesitation in helping get falin back, nor eating her by the end. he does not think of leaving him once, until he realizes he could lose him. chilchuck is cowardly with emotions and prefers to bottle things, so his first instinct was to bolt. he was angry because he was scared of watching someone he cares about destroy himself. laios is his Friend.

and holy shit. holy Fucking shit. kabru DOES NOT hate laios. kabru has the rockiest start known to man with him, and he Still helps him by occupying the canaries. he warns him about them. he hides the black magic from them just as shuro does. his whole Thing is trusting laios despite himself. kabru has his own baggage regarding other people, just like laios, yet he tries so hard to believe and trust this man. he Wants to. kabru is not very hopeful, but laios makes him Want to be. he states like 3 times he wants to be close to him and sees him as a friend. he stays through the entire feast!! the man who hates monsters, whose biggest trigger is monsters, actively, consciously, Willingly stayed through the entire monster meat feast. all to help his friend get his sister back. he could've left!! the feast was like an entire week!! yet he was there for every single day. he was one of the closest people to the door when falin awoke!! after reuniting with her brother, her friends, the people who knew her the most (plus senshi and izutsumi), the first person she greets is kabru!! he wants to be close to laios, he likes laios, laios is his friend and he cares for him, he wants to meet his sister!!! kabru fucking stays on the island with him as one of his closest, most trusted advisors when he becomes king!!!!! he wants to help him succeed!!!! he wants him to be happy!!!! laios is his friend!!!!!!!!

im just. people like laios!! laios is a nice guy! he is friendly and cares about people! he is weird, he doesn't understand most social cues, he oversteps boundaries, but they stay beside him, because they like him and he is their friend. he is their friend!!!!! friendship is not all sunshine and rainbows, relationships in general are not sunshine and rainbows. you will upset people, people will upset you, you will get into arguments, things will happen, but at the end of the day, the people close to you like you! they love you! they care for you! they want to work it out and get through it because they love you, but they will feel those emotions first! human relationships are complex and messy and life is complicated. even shows for toddlers know this.

if you truly believe any of these characters hate laios you are worse than a toddler. watch some fucking oobi or something. god. fuck.

take this

thanks

[housederiva]

When Veilguard comes out, please keep it in the back of your mind every single time you interact with Varric and Lucanis that their writer got laid off with little to no warning and that she is and always will be a Dragon Age legend and one of the reasons why the franchise has stayed afloat for as long as it has

[lesbianralzarek]

"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw

[paper-cities]

[wrishwrosh]

one neat bonus of being a picky eater as a child is that adult life is filled with so many beautiful discoveries. have you guys heard about caesar salad? im turning 26 this week

[ophanim-vesper]

obsessed with how the entire movie is just this