#fuckexes

[kaiserkisser]

i saw this on pinterest now im foing to cry

NOOOOOO IM CRYING TOO my beloved chuu chuu im going to hunt down those damn lab people, bring them back to life and kill them multiple times sobbingggggg 😭😭😭

[nanonkorapat]

TEHY PLAY TBR GAME WITH REAL PEOPE??? AND THEY'RE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM????

[lnstallationwizard]

ringing bell fan located

ringing bell fan located!!

[thecoolestdweeb]

Lfls fanart but uts kinda meh

[writingfromasgard]

Perfect score on my fuckin job exam HELL YEAH EAT SHIT THIS MEANS I GET A FUCKING WHOLE $2 MORE

[nicromancytarot]

WHAT DOES YOUR PERSON WANT TO DO TO YOU? 18+ themes.

This is a general reading based on a collective of people. Take what resonates and leave what doesn’t. If you don’t feel the pile resonates with you, don’t be scared to try another, if it still doesn’t feel right, that’s ok! Maybe our energies aren’t as connected and my readings are not for you.

I do these strictly for fun and educational purposes. I don’t change for these readings and I do not fake readings. I would tell you the cards I got but I pull like 20-30 cards each reading and that just slightly a strenuous task to write them all down lmao.

PICK A CARD READING

I asked my spirit guides what the person you’re thinking about would do to you if they could, this was crazy so pick a picture to find out!

Pile 1 ———> Pile 2 ———> Pile 3

PILE 1

Bro’s fantasising, I put my music on shuffle and got this one song which triggered a memory of when I had a crush on this girl and sat in the car staring out of the window creating scenarios about her to the song lmao, so I feel as though your person may be on the same wavelength as me.

My entire body hurt during this reading, I was having full body channeling which was crazy for me, but as soon as I wrote down that my back and stomach were killing me, the pain went away, so your person may want to metaphorically break your back and possibly even get you pregnant, I was also randomly sweating like crazy so it’s gonna be steamy when they get to have you, I feel like you guys will be going for multiple rounds until both of you are absolutely exhausted and can’t take anymore.

Not going to lie, I see this being someone from the past? #Fuckexes. (Not literally.)

Firstly they may stalk your social media or keep tabs on you, I notice someone gasping at the others breasts if you have those, if they have breast than I’m pretty sure you love them, this is the type of conversation when someone can’t stop looking at the others breasts and is barely paying attention to the conversation.

They wanna watch you play with yourself, they may even want you to send them a video of you touching yourself.

For some of you I can see that they like butt-play, and they like having from behind cus they really enjoy your butt and shoulders, they may like to leave kisses or hickeys on the back of your shoulders. They may also only really see you in a room full of people romantically, but I do get senses that this person may have or might cheat if you were or get into a relationship.

PILE 2

They wanna wine and dine you prior to having sex with you, and I think that they also want to learn what you’re into and have a long winded conversation about both of your boundaries. They also really enjoy your breasts, or you enjoy theirs, I can see that either of you may want to leave a lot of kisses or hickeys there; maybe even for other people to see if you or they enjoy wearing low cut shirts and dresses.

They seem very gentle and worry about your pleasure more than their own, they do want to do some type of butt stuff with you. (What is it with the butt stuff today?) They want to eat the booty or go the full way with it.

At the end they want you to reward their hard efforts with some good ole’ head.

PILE 3

They want to offer a relationship before having sex with you, I do get the vibe that this could be a future spouse who picks you up after heartbreak as we have both the 4 of wands and the 3 of swords. This is the tile of sex that has you forgetting about all the bad things in your life and in the world.

There’s only one card in the spread where she’s not covering her stomach and it’s while she’s watching him count his money so you may only think about getting pregnant after you know they have enough money to sustain you and the baby (they do, they live a life of luxury.) Or you may show them that you have enough money before they think of allowing you to get them pregnant.

They want to take you from behind, finally we have a pile that doesn’t refer to butt-play (amen.) They’re pretty masculine so they would want to take over all of the masculine roles.

You may find them sneaking a glance at your breasts when you first meet.

[destielgaysex]

like thats actually so fuckex up i hate this stupid show why why whyw hy

[jamtoasties3316]

those pictures of fighter jet pilot charles 😍 they’d definitely have omegas at the air force base, the pilots get lonely especially during deployment. what better way to guarantee they don’t get bored and annoyed than giving them company and warm holes to fuck with free use omegas!

Oh yes! There are plenty Omegas for the fighter pilots to enjoy but Charles prefers the curvy one with the plush lips and big blue eyes called Max! Max wandering around the base in a little dress and like the others he needs to get fuckex by whoever wants him, bur Charles has so aggressively claimed and scented him that he is basically his.

Max being on heavy birth control bur Charles is determined to fill him with cum at any possible time anyways cos Max would look GORGEOUS pregnant so be needs to try and get his knocked up anyways.

Max at some point doing something wrong tho and Charles needs to make sure he remembers who he belongs too, taking him over his lap and spanking him until Max is sobbing and apologising, ass red but pussy leaking slick like crazy...

[caronaro-flipaclip]

TODAY I GOT NEW PENS FOR CHRISTMAS AND A SKETCHBOOK AND MORE, HAVE AT YOU

Its KAROTO

I FUCKEX UP A BIT AT THE PERSPECTIVE, BUT EH

Also, I decided to share the tiniest of lore on the wanted paper...Karoto is known as the 'Kingdom thief'

One of the most wanted, smartest and dangerous criminals in the world- he's never been catched and only a few know his face.

But you know, he's actually a goofball AND VERY TRAUMATIZED. Still smart though. Any questions to the name are allowed!

[Aldo, usually his face isn't displayed on wanted posters. And when they are, they are very old- HES KNOWN AS THE KINGDOM THIEF FOR ALMOST 13 YEARS. BROS BEEN AROUND THE WORLD AND ABOUT OVER HUNDRED KINGDOMS.]

[Though he did start at 5 for survival and when escaping the orphanage, but only really went rough as the kingdom thief at 11. Aka HES ORIGINALLY BEEN DOING THIS FOR 18 PURELY FOR SURVIVAL.]

This boy is going through it IN MY HEADCANINS

[sisyphus-prime]

Fuckex up the first poll. Ahem

[harrysayingnympho]

tmz is fuckex

[thewickerking]

I aksnso. Am so si k this is so fuckex up. Im drinking so kuch mwater and peeing so mich this suxis ans i srill feel crazy dehyrdated . Negative cov8d test so good on thar front but stipl. Goddamn

[fragiledate]

world is a fuck. hate finding out artists i love where active this whole time on TikTok. i feel bettayed bruh theres all these speedpaints and edits and exclusive content this is fuckex up

[jam-does-audio]

Ohhh I fuckex up

[savedgame]

You had further gummy and you FUCKEX IT

I had fuit gummy but I gotta tell you of your issues BUT YOU FICKED THAT too

We had fruit gummy

But you loved thatcher

[sirjohnofstamos]

Yeah, sorry, I just like looking at this fuckex up cat :/