#fucken EQUESTRIAN.
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Bless the Many Wild-Ass Careers Of Modern AU Edward Teach.
#volcanologist?!#youtube metal cover artist?????? (is the most famous person you can think of a#youtuber?????????#fucken EQUESTRIAN.#at least two hundred cases of chef which seems reasonable#my fave was Elevator Repair Man#he's the elevator whisperer#all of these are great and I love them very much#y'all motherfuckers live some buck ass wild lives to even think this shit up.#edward teach#ofmd#our flag means death#EXPLAIN TO ME HOW VOLCANOLOGIST CAME TO MIND I HAVE QUESTIONS.#EDIT: MALL SANTA.
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Anyway this world is nice I don’t have to hurl my sister to the moon tomorrow so thats a plus
#mlpkin#An Equestrian Kinship#look im having a mild crisis so for now let's just assume im fucken#everyone#cool#i uh.. just to be clear that's a joke#ill figure it out eventually lmao#princess celestia
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lil dude
#its fucken hot today i tried to ride before it hit 90 this morning but i was too late#horse#quarter horse#palomino#equine#sunny d#pony#horsblr#equestrian#horseblr
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Olay just saw your Texas post. I'm from minnesota and I applied and got into baylor? With a 80000 scholarship??? This is good or bad??? I know baylor is a good school by reputation but I've only ever heard old white men talk about it being good which makes me distrust it soooo much. Advice? Thoughts?
Bro you got an $80000 scholarship to Baylor???? That’s fucken impressive!!! You go anon!!!
Baylor is a private school that’s probably why you only hear old people talk about it but it’s a really good school especially if you are going like pre-med or something super smart like that. I know people from high school that go there and love it. One of my teammates transferred from Baylor and she loved it there but she’s a pre-vet major and Baylor isn’t a big ag school. I’ve heard it’s pretty similar to UT (in terms of classes and diversity and student life) only private. From like a cultural standpoint though Baylor is in Waco which is kind of a weird city. It’s not big but it’s not small. It’s blowing up a bit from the Fixer Upper family and their Magnolia Farms brand (I’ve heard mixed reviews about their brand if you’re curious about them lmaoo) so it might be kind of a culture shock if you’re used to a big city. It’s not far from Dallas if you like the big city scene. I fucking hate Dallas but that’s because I’m from Austin lol. Minnesota is very different from Texas in terms of like people and stuff we do here so it might take some time to get used to. I’m from the Austin area so I’m used to big city life and I go to college in a much smaller town than Waco and a much smaller school than Baylor and it’s not scary or bad. There’s a group for everyone. If you’re and incoming freshman or even if you’re a transfer the easiest way to settle in and be comfortable is find a club or organization to join that fits you’re interests. I joined the equestrian team at my college my freshman semester and I literally can’t imagine my college life without it. I’ve made so many friends and connections that I wouldnt have never made if I didn’t join. I’m also in the geology club but they’re not as fun and pretty weird lmaoo but that’s just geology people for you.
So my advise is if you don’t get a scholarship like that ($80000 is like the best Baylor could give Im so impressed anon) closer to home, and you’re not super attached to Minnesota and willing to understand Texas culture (it’s insane compared to the rest of the US) GO TO BAYLOR. A degree from them will look amazing. And my general college advice no matter where you go is to join a club/organization and find that group of friends and really enjoy college life. Being in a org will get you off campus and socializing with people and doing things you might not have done on your own.
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Persona 5 Equestrian!AU
it’s the dreaded Horse Phase™™ I have some ideas under the cut if anyone’s interested
Some terms for those who don’t know Stallion - male horse Gelding - male horse who’s had the snip Mare - female horse grey = white (in terms of coat colors) Eventing - cross country on horseback (I did it for a long time it’s pretty hectic) paddock name - the informal name of a horse used outside of competition or in general conversation. The elaborate names are a makeup of the sire (dad) and dam (mum) names for their offspring tack - the bridle and saddle
Akira
all rounder, great a show jumping & eventing
dates Yusuke
Lives with stable master, Sojiro
Horse: ‘Arsene Lupin, Joker extraordinaire’
black thoroughbred stallion
paddock name: joker
herd leader, rather relaxed temperament
Ryuji
former jockey turned barrel racer, sometimes events with Akira
dates haru
Started horseriding as a correctional method but now really enjoys it
A cowboy
Horse: ‘The Skull of Captain Kidd’
Buckskin quarter horse gelding
paddock name: skull or kidd
has a bit of a limp like his owner but it’s nothing serious
mischievous af
Morgana is the barn cat who gets on well with a miniature pony named ‘zoro’ (this horse is a such a shit)
Ann
prize-winning dressage champion
dates makoto
also models equestrian gear
Horse: ‘Carmen’s Panther’
palomino Swedish warmblood mare
Also models tack
paddock name: Pan? Carmen?
Sassy bitch
Yusuke
Dressage & show jumper
also paints lots of horses (he went through the horse phase)
dates akira
Horse: ‘Goemon’s fox’
grey ‘white’ arabian stallion
paddock name: ‘fox’
rather stubborn
Makoto
allrounder, loves eventing (GOTTA GO FAST)
dates Ann
father was a mounted policeman, aspires to do that later
helps out with the bizniz side of stabling & stuff
Horse: ‘Queen Johanna II’
Cleveland Bay mare
paddock name: Queen
SUPER FAST GIVES SKULL A RUN FOR HIS MONEY
a bit skittish
From the same dam as Sae’s horse
Futaba
stable girl (does pony club & junior comps that aren’t as serious as the rest)
helps design obstacles & monitors horses when others aren’t around
doesn’t date anyone because she’s an ace child
Horse: ‘Necronomicon’
tri-paint pony mare
paddock name: oracle (orry?)
Very fast learner
decent allrounder, gets on with Joker
Haru
prized dressage champion & show jumper
dates Ryuji
pays for literally everything & anything everyone is so spoilt
like everyone else here, never got out of the horse phase
typical rich girl with a horse (but not a cunt)
Horse: ‘Milady de Noir’
Chestnut andalusian mare
this horse is literally worth over 10k its pedigree is fucken royalty)
Paddock name: noir
the sweetest mofo ever anyone can ride her she’s so calm
will be a great dam
General Ideas
Everyone’s riding uniforms includes a coloured accent from the games text message background (ie Ann’s cravat for dressage is pink. Also everyone looks so hot in their uniforms) The saddle blankets are also the same colour (ie Queen’s saddle blanket is dark blue)
Akira moves in with Sojiro Sakura, who owns a fair bit of land and equestrian centre with his adoptive daughter, Futaba, and their pet cat, Morgana
Upon arriving, Akira is put to work doing basic stable hand stuff under Sojiros eye, and meets Joker, a stallion that hasn’t been put to work for some time since the original owner abandoned him
Sojiro offers to coach Akira in the basics of riding, while Morgana and Zoro watch. He gets a bit more confident riding Joker and starts to take him out alone on trail rides
Morgana sits on Zoro’s back when out riding
Akira meets Ryuji and Ann, who moved their horses to aggist with Sojiro since he is a lot cheaper than other places
Ryuji is a former jockey who had an accident, so he’s now a barrel racer
Ann is a dressage and showjumper, but is also a model for equestrian clothing
The three get along and start to share their mutual dislike towards society, they go on trail rides together (with morgana and zoro tagging along.)
Ryuji hates his old coach, Kamoshida, for abusing him and horses, and Ann hates him for constantly hitting on her
Yusuke and Makoto move their horses in and get to know everyone
Yusuke is a freelance artist who spends his time drawing horses as well as being a show jumper/dressager
Makoto is an all-rounder whos training to become a mounted policeman
Yusuke and Akira hit it off, as do Ann and Makoto ‘,:)
The horses start a herd, and then a pony comes along, no one knows who it belongs to until Sojiro tells them he has a daughter who owns it
Futaba doesn’t do pony club and junior comps anymore since her mother passed away, so Sojiro wonders if the group could get her back into riding
Futaba also loves to dress up the horses and Ann is On Board™ with that
Haru shows up with the most perfect horse anyone has ever seen like wtf
Escaped her fiance, Ryuji offers comfort (they become a thingo)
Do I dare include the trash man? He could be a lit rival though
Shido used to own Joker but abandoned him because he wasn’t good enough
Akechi’s horse - Robin Hood (paddock name: Crow) a grey thoroughbred stallion
If anyone has more suggestions hit me up
#persona 5#persona AU#shin megami tensai persona#makoann#haryuji#yuskira#kurusu akira#morgana#futaba sakura#haru okumura#ann takamaki#Niijima Makoto#yusuke kitagawa#ryuji sakamoto#sojiro sakura#equestrian au#horse au
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