#fuckangles

[existentialthoughtswithlitha]

Drunk Gay Auntie at the Mcimbi alert. I love to hate these photos. (last night was a mess) #polaroid #instastaxmini8 #qwoc #fuckangles (at Neighbourgoods Market Johannesburg)

[corvusyn-archived]

3am out of context suddenly gay moment brought to you by this guy

I’m super fucking gay for Emil lmao I’m grinning and my face hurts

[aprilcornwall]

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[high-pot-in-noose]

And lemme tell ya, this isn't even the main story line, this is just a secondary plot. There's dimensional-crossings, a sect of human succabae (where original pregnant man's mother is from), family fighting over inheritance, like two more characters involved in the love-fuckangle (both murderous), kindergarten drama, literal ghosts and demons, and somehow the transmigrator's original body shows up wreaking havoc even though it's soulless, and unaware people think it's an extramarital lover of the transmigrator even though the main person who's shown interest in fucking it is the husband/baby-daddy.

As someone on both the asexual and aromantic spectrums, none of this is titillating, but damn if it isn't hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

My favorite instance of an unnecessary love-geometric-shape was in this one web novel where a guy transmigrates into the body of this pregnant guy (who is a cis dude but is preggers b/c of some in-universe magic), and both transmigrator and the original preggers guy share the same name. The original owner of the pregnant body's married to a badass dude who he never met before but is carrying the baby of b/c magical artificial insemination. Transmigrator falls for the husband/baby-daddy, who also falls for him while knowing he's not the original owner of the body. They are happily lovey-dovey while caring for the babies.

Meanwhile, original preggers man was tricked into being pregnant by his mother and doesn't want his babies at all, b/c he is in love with his senior apprentice-brother, who's engaged to a woman from another sect. Mr Senior Apprentice only got engaged to the woman because her sect had the means to heal preggers man of some chronic ailment. The ailment was made moot by the transmigrator taking over, so Mr Senior Apprentice breaks it off with his fianceé, displeasing many people.

Original preggers man turns out to be not so dead despite the transmigrator being primarily in control, and he ends up trying to get with Mr Senior Apprentice b/c obviously original preggers man's love is reciprocated, right? Why else would Mr Senior Apprentice go through getting betrothed to a woman he doesn't love to get his hands on a cure and had spent so many years doting on original preggers man who never made his affections hidden?!

But it turns out Mr Senior Apprentice is also a thirsty bottom and has been indulging original preggers man's crush on him because Mr Senior Apprentice is hopelessly in love with original preggers man's missing father and reeeeaally wants the D.