#fuck you walmart/j

[diagonal-queen]

when i find my josephine i'm going to write them so many poems and love notes they'll be drowning in dreamy and romantic prose

[v6quewrlds]

❝ all yours, j. burrow. ❞  ‎ ‎ ┉  

‎ ‎ ⁎⠀┉⠀summary: nyla's latest single is making waves. the audience has questions for her elusive boyfriend, joe burrow.

‎ ‎ ⁎⠀┉⠀author's note: requested by an anon! i felt bad about not being able to finish the joe/tee fic, so i made this. wanted to try something different so i went the smau route, hope you like it <3 this is somewhere between y/n & oc, think of nyla as a stage name i guess lmao

‎ ‎ ⁎⠀┉⠀pairing: joe burrow x r&b singer!oc [fc: lori harvey].

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nylaupdates: "all yours", the first single from nyla's third upcoming studio album releases at 12am eastern time tonight.

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user1 REAL vocalists are back!! 🤭

user2 this cover??????

user3 oh skin is tea! -> user4 i see that la roche posay check hit 🙂‍↕️

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joeyb_9: lyrics 💯🤎 -> nyla: do we have a fav line?

joeyb_9: this kitty got that midas touch... sounds familiar -> nyla: inspired by a little something you might have said once or twice

joeyb_9: i cannot be held responsible for what i say under your influence -> nyla: whatever u say joey 🤎

lahjay10_: mm ah mm ah 😁 -> nyla: mm ah mm ah 😁

jjettas2: i have a question. ✋🏾 -> nyla: no 🤎

jjettas2: could you please explain what i did to deserve such an explicit description of one of my best friend's sexual abilities?

jjettas2: love the song btw 🤟🏾

jjettas2: been bumpin it since this morning ngl

jjettas2: broooooo i just seen you add another post to your story 😑

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nyla: familiar.

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user11 maam we have to discuss those lyrics -> user12 clock it! cus "make it icin'"??? MAKE WHAT?!

ryandestiny stunna -> nyla 💎💎

jjettas2 album when -> jjettas2 miss big time can't respond huh -> user13 my goat is in his bsf gf's comments begging for a response 😒 -> nyla smh 😮‍💨 they don't make 'em like they used to... -> jjettas2 😐

joeyb_9 very familiar -> nyla gang -> user14 this man ain't even like the pic but somehow... here he is... 2 mins after she posted... -> user15 LMAO down horrendous -> user16 this is romance. -> user14 idk what's worse: the fact that he was here immediately, or the fact that it took him 2 mins to come up with "very familiar" -> user16 def the second one 😭

teehiggins album when 🫢 -> nyla soon soon soon -> jjettas2 man fuck yall

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joeyb_9: offseason in paris

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user17 just fell to my knees in the walmart parking lot

user18 😍😍😍

user19 what a handsome young man ☺️

nyla "serving offseason realness" -> joeyb_9 ? -> user20 LMAOOOO

user21 nyla i understand i really really do -> user22 she may tell you a joke... -> user23 but NEVER A LIE!!

user24 goo goo ga ga -> nyla girl-

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nyla: familiar, july 17th.

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user25 did she just? -> user26 name her album after that fuckass thread? yes. -> user27 cryingggggg

jjettas2 i've been waiting for times like this 🤌🏾 -> user28 she's not gonna respond bro -> user29 he's just tryna get noticed 😔 -> nyla 🤷🏾‍♀️ -> jjettas2 you know what...

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user36 what did he sayyyyy?

user37 i have no one to talk about this with

user38 jump fuckin' scare -> user39 he's so unserious

user40 just casually dropping that cute ass pic... okay then 👍 -> user41 asf

nyla my man? my man. my man! -> jjettas2 7 stages of grief ass comment -> nyla ykw buy your own tickets to the tour -> user42 TOUR???? -> nyla international ✈️✈️✈️ -> jjettas2 fuck the tour, you choose to respond now? cool smd -> joeyb_9 🥴 -> nyla 🫶🏾

[crazylittlejester]

My thoughts on you based on your favorite LU Link

(this is ENTIRELY for shits and giggles and is meant to be funny, not insulting or rude. these are broad generalizations and every single one of you is awesome and theres more to you than just this, and this may not even be accurate. this entire thing is /j)

Wind: You’re either close to his age and relate because you too have undiagnosed ADHD (and you probably play roblox /pos), or you just think he’s adorable and will defend him with your life and there’s zero in between. Keep loving your special guy

Four: “Most Normal” in your friend group but that’s just because everyone else is more outwardly insane than you are. You���re just quiet. Don’t worry, I see you’re crazy, I love you 🫶

Wild: You probably found LU because of BOTW, AND THAT’S NOT A BAD THING. You like to see the blorbos suffer, and yknow what I respect you for it

Legend: *cough* Theater kid /pos. You’re either chill about him or absolutely crazy, but none of you are normal. For like, 50% of you: It’s okay I won’t tell anyone that your screen time report said 22 hours, but put the monster energy down and go to bed for the love of god. For the other half: So this is the Warrior Cats Kid’s final form /pos

Hyrule: You fight tooth and nail for content of your special little guy. You have the energy to me of someone who’s definitely gotten lost somewhere but decided to just wander around for a bit anyway and hoped for the best. It worked out fine for you, you found your way out of the Walmart, and you found cool trinkets on the way. You’re just here to be silly, I love you

Sky: All of you are somehow the nicest person I’ve ever met in my life but ALL of you are insane. You also care very very deeply about your friends

Twilight: Your friends love you i PROMISE. Also at least 40% of you have owned or still own a wolf shirt

Warriors: C’mere. Take my hand, and let me show you something. Therapy. It’s on me, I’ll pay for the both of us. Nope, nope, shhhhhh. I’m sorry everyone around you doesn’t see the person you really are, you’re epic and resilient as FUCK

Time: Here, it’s on the house *slides you a ticket to free therapy for an entire year* You’re very smart don’t let anyone tell you you’re not. You’re also a bit insane, i fear. Also? Go to bed, plz

[alluring-starzzz]

VENOM NSFW ABC

Oh em gee! My first post : a simple venom x reader nsfw abc to get this whole tumblr thing started! 🤙

Gentle reminder that these are JUST my headcannons and aren’t meant to be taken to heart if anything is inaccurate to the character!

NSFW UNDER THE CUT!

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Venom is actually capable of empathetic emotions, so with you he’d be quite caring and get you whatever you need, maybe even run you a warm ( or cold if you like that ) bath and wash you up.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

During sex, I’d say his favourite part of himself would be that tongue of his. On you, his favorite part would probably be your tits / chest. Adores seeing bite marks and hickeys all over your chest the next morning.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

It’s oddly.. grayish? It’s like, tinted. If you sniff enough you can smell a faint faint smell. His cum is quite thick, too, probably has a thing for creampies.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Has 100% fucked you on a rooftop during the day or in secluded public places, but he has fantasized about ravaging you infront of a full on *crowd.*

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Symbiotes reproduce asexually, so he has actually never fucked anyone before you, but let’s just say you got him hooked. 🤭

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Reverse cowgirl and doggy style just so he can get as deep as he can into you. He wants you to feel absolutely everything, and he wants to feel it all too.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Although degrading, he makes a few hilarious jokes here and there. He likes to humiliate you sometimes with his jokes just to see you get all flustered.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He has no hair at all, so I guess the carpet matches the drapes, LOL.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He’s caring and wants you to have the time of your life. He always asks if he went too far afterwards.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

His species ( symbiotes ) reproduce asexually, so he’s never really thought about it before.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Voyeurism, dirty talk, sensation play, brat taming, humiliation, degradation, exhibition.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

A lot of people I’ve talked about before usually enjoy strictly the bedroom, but Venom *loves* the thrill and feels alive in high-risk situations. He loves when you two fuck in public ; sex clubs, park bathrooms, hiking trails, nude beaches, rooftops, in your car in a Walmart parking lot.. Fuck, you name it and he’ll be ON IT!

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

If you tease him in public or kiss his neck he’ll go insane, feral, even. He’s impulsive and will immediately drag you to the nearest bathroom even if you meant it as a joke.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

👏 FIRE 👏 PLAY. 👏 That is literally his weakness as a symbiote and will NEVER do it.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He *loves* giving, especially with that long ass wet tongue of his. He could wrap it easily around your cock / can go as deep as you can fathom inside you. He knows exactly how to use it, too. Loves to overstimulate you and edge you. He’s also fine with receiving too, but would much rather give.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and rough, for sure. He’s massively hypersonic and can go so fast you can’t think. Makes you *cry.*

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

We all know venom is impulsive. He’ll definitely be down if you were to ask in almost any given time. Doesn’t do it too often, although.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

YES. 100000% YES. He loves risks, the thrill makes his blood run cold and he fucking *loves* it. He’s game to experiment as long as it doesn’t make him uncomfortable or hurt you too bad.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can last for as long as you want, baby. But he knows you’ll tap out quickly, he knows how to tire you out and have you completely satisfied after.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He’s impulsively bought a few… when I said a few I mean a *lot.* He uses them on both himself and you. Also loves getting you lingerie or costumes.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He’s a teasing master, he knows exactly how to make you go absolutely stupid.. but he’s impatient so it doesn’t last long haha.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s moderate. He makes feral growls, groans, and hisses through his sharp teeth. It makes your stomach turn and twist everytime.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He knows when someone’s lying and when they’re being truthful.. so he specifically asks you questions he knows you’ll lie about or deny just to punish you. He also encourages you to have people join in, he loves having you get all the pleasure you can get.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Dude.. He’s 7’6 and 500 pounds… his dick is HUGE. GIRTHY. LONG. 😭

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Wasn’t extremely high before he met you, but as soon as he learned what intimacy was first hand... oh man.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

I don’t think venom can sleep, ( can he ? ), so he just lets you go to bed and caresses you throughout the night.

[bucketspammer4life]

‪‪❤︎‬ how the boxers would ask you out for valentines ‪‪❤︎‬

ever had a valentine? me neither. 🚬

‪‪❤︎‬ glass joe ‪‪❤︎‬

Shows up at your door with your favorite flowers and a basket full of bread and wine along with some gifts.

Takes you to a nice restaurant and pays the tab,you’re the valentine here,after all.

If you were to ask him out first, he’d die on the spot from joy. (and then come back lol)

If you were to say no he’d be really sad about it, would ugly-cry over it 100%…

‪‪❤︎‬ von kaiser ‪‪❤︎‬

Sends you a letter telling you to meet him somewhere secluded, shows up with roses (basic ass) and a small teddy bear for you.

Would take you to a high-end restaurant and pay for the food and drinks, tells you to not shy away from what you want to eat.

If you were to reject him he’d be bummed but he’d move on fairly quickly, some people don’t share the same feelings as him,oh well.

If you were to ask him out he’d ask if you were pranking him, if he actually found out that you were serious he’d be over the moon.

‪‪❤︎‬ disco kid ‪‪❤︎‬

Shows up spontaneously while you’re going on about your day dressed really fancily and proceeds to do a dance number to win you over male bird style.

Would take you to a bar or a dance club if you said yes, would be absolutely putting his best moves on for you.

Would be devastated if you rejected him, he literally put on a dance show for you and you said no. what the fuck. die./j

Would be absolutely ecstatic if you asked him out, so ecstatic he’d do a dance number for you.

‪‪❤︎‬ king hippo ‪‪❤︎‬

Just casually pulls up to your house and asks while holding a comically large bouquet of flowers.

Didn’t know what kind of flower to get you so he just got the whole shop. There HAS to be a flower you like in that batch,right?right?right?right?right?

Has no idea where to take you. You could ask him to take you to a walmart for a valentines date and he’d be chill with it.

Has a flower crown made for you :-)

If you were to say no it’d be awkward, he’d be chill about it. comically large bouquet and all.

If you were to ask him out he’d be jumping from joy.

‪‪❤︎‬ piston hondo ‪‪❤︎‬

Shows up to your door in a suit with a heart-shaped box and flowers before asking you out.

Would take you to his place (not in that way you rat) for a fancy dinner he made for you.

If you were to say no he’d just apologize and leave before just going home to meditate. we stan a healthy king/j

If you were to ask him out he would fall to the ground wooden plank style and turn to dust. (thats his way of saying yes)

‪‪❤︎‬ bear hugger ‪‪❤︎‬

Just pulls up the minute its officially Feb 14 and asks you if you wanna go fishing with him. Has a red bowtie on him to let you know its a special fishing trip.

Takes you to the middle of assfuck nowhere to cook you fish and pancakes. weird flex but ok.

If you were to reject him he’d just say “alrightie” and then have a beer with Mrs. Bear.

Mrs Bear and his squirrel is also third-wheeling you two during the date.

If you were to ask him out he’d screech yes so hard it would make both of your ears shatter.

‪‪❤︎‬ great tiger ‪‪❤︎‬

Another dance number out of the blue like irs high school musical, but with clones! hell yeah! that makes it super duper unique! totally!! He also throws a rose at you if that helps.

Would take you to a bar, tabs on him, of course.

If you were to say no he’d vanish into thin air. (he would just teleport home and weep)

If you were to ask him out he’d be doing cartwheels of joy.

‪‪❤︎‬ don flamenco ‪‪❤︎‬

If you expect anything causal from him, you are dead WRONG. he’d probably ask you out in his fanciest outfit, holding a bouquet of roses while he burns your nose with his perfume.

Would take you to a romantic dinner he planned for you and absolutely busted ass looking at all the details he had to look into.

If you were to say no he’d turn emo. (as if being beaten by a 17 year old isn’t enough of a reason already)

Dances with you all night after dinner.

Would be kicking his feet after the date.

‪‪❤︎‬ aran ryan ‪❤︎‬

oh god

Breaks into your house in a neon green suit holding a bouquet of 4 leafed clovers & golden horseshoes and a “condolences” card. how did he find so many 4 leafed clovers? why is there a “condolences” card? why do i still care anymore? whats the square root of 7?? will i ever be happy again?? i have so many questions.

Takes you to the middle of nowhere and just stares at you. menacingly.

Eats your fridge if you say no. haha

If you were to ask him out he’d just nod before frolicking away happily.

‪‪❤︎‬ soda popinski ‪‪❤︎‬

Very forward while he asks you out. no better way to ask someone out than “you. me. restaurant? yes? no?”

Takes you to a nice restaurant but just drinks soda while you eat. is he saving money or is he just doing his own thing? Probably the second option.

If you said no he’d be chill about it like most, doesn’t really mind rejections.

If you were to ask him out he’d be normal about. TOO normal about it actually.

Gets you some of his soda (as a treat)

‪‪❤︎‬ bald bull ‪‪❤︎‬

The big angry bull asking someone out? Scandalous. Jawshattering. Ball exploding.

Asks you as discreetly as possible, slips you some letter like he’s dealing you something before speed-walking away.

Just picks a usual fancy dinner while he has a disguise on, really red the whole date, both from the anxiety of getting jumped but paparazzi and the overheating from the trench coat.

If you say no he just explodes on the spot firework style.

If you were to ask him out he’d also explode. This mans like a walking land mine.

‪‪❤︎‬ super macho man ‪‪❤︎‬

uh

Shows up in a cool car in front of your house, throws a brick of cash in with a “du u liek me?” note attached.

Takes you on a private yacht for the date, spares no expense.

So cool he wore 2 pairs of sunglasses to the date.

If you were to say no he’d just drive away while claiming “you weren’t gnarly enough anyway”

If you were to ask him out he’d laugh before accepting. Is he making fun of you or really happy? Both.

‪‪❤︎‬ mr sandman ‪‪❤︎‬

sand me a man

Actually really chill about it, just kinda asks you normally & upfront, no cars, no letters, no clovers, just his suit and flowers along with gifts.

Takes you to a nice fancy restaurant, doesn’t speak much.

If you were to say no he’d be alright with it, would just go “ah sorry about that then” and leave.

If you were to ask him out he’d be happy about it, surprisingly a normal amount.

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[comfymoth]

Trick or treat!

It is I…the grand wizard of wicks! I trim all the candles’ wicks at Walmart too short, so the first lighting always cramps your hand when you go to light it! 🪄🧙‍♂️🕯️

WICK WIZARD THAT’S SO FUCKED UP WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT D:

well, since you Are a wizard though, here, take some of the really early witch leon doodles :J waaay back before i made quinn a calico

[your-sleep-paraylis-demon]

Don't be freaky with me online I'm ☆17☆

hey if you're that person who was named "ilovesoup" on webtoon in 2019/2020 and interacted with someone named fishy_gal under mage and demon queen episode 22 please dm me. I'd love to catch up again given the circumstances of our separation.

y'all can call me fishy or address me by my user. either is fine

also I'm a lesbian so uhhh WOMEN idk sorry NVM SHUT UP IM SO SILLY

she/her

DNI:

if you like j*mmy from mouthwashing (idc what the reason is)

if you have truck nuts on your vehicle

if you voted for Trump in 2024

or if you didn't vote when you could have. I see you post something with that info and you're getting blocked idgaf. "ohhh it's my opinion" Well guess the fuck what? mine and many other people's basic rights are getting taken away because of your dumbass opinion

if you're Netflix. kys for canceling dead boy detectives

@the-fun-pimp-man-blog i hate y'all for making 7 days to die unlisted from xbox one

anyone who was involved in unlisting 7 days to die from xbox 1 i literally hate your guts. if anyone suffers i hope it's you. I hope you break all your toes if I could throw my bloody pads at you I would. if the purge was real I'd have you at the top of my list your kneecaps would be broke (for legal reasons this is hypothetical and since the purge isn't real or legal I won't do this)

if you like the chicken big Mac.

anyone that worked on the sims 4 grim reaper challenge i hate you your bike was so cool but the thing was too buggy so I can't get it now. kys I actually hate you

if you hate muscular women (im losing weight and training to be one)

Whoever wrote the kidz bop hot-to-go and good luck babe. the kids who sung it can interact after 18.

Klass Agua Frescas. your horchata mix messed me tf up.

homophobic/transphobic "people"

WALMART, fUCK YoU

free book sites

[shutupheathersorryheatherr]

Jooyeon XH smutty hcs pt.1

A/n: where to start with this man hmmm also don’t pay any mind to the pics they were done really fast

warningz/ info: obviously smutty lol, kissing, mentions of giving head, jooyeon oral fixation if you squint, this is written badly since it was in my drafts for so long, talk of marking up your partner, i think that’s it!

~this is simply a piece of fiction. My imagination onto “paper”. This is in no way is meant to be taken as an actual and real representation of anyone~

THIS IS SMUT SO PLEASE MINORS DNI

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firstly, I think he’d be a bottom. Honestly try to change my mind on this one, nah you can't. well, at least most of the time a bottom. So yeah a sassy kinda bratty bottom lmao

like sure he'll have his moments but they're pretty much far in between.

Hes also a complete nibbler when he hugs. Like, mostly nibbles your neck or ear lobe. Which I guess isn't really nsfw in itself buttt still do with that what you will

number 1/2 out of this group that when ya'll are making out he’ll excuse himself to the bathroom like twice. And youre like ??? like yeah of corse you understand what hes doing that its just that after yall have already broken the ice in that area/ yall have made each other cum like a multitude of other times so needless to say its kinda confusing why hes taking care of himself when you're right there?? It’s just like how he was before yall two took that step. *sigh*

He's just pretty much always gonna be a shy little baby and probably won’t initiate much

hes a little worried that you don’t want— no, need him as much as he needs you. You’ll just have to show him

and probably takes a minute to understand how you practically start fucking dripping at the sight of the tent in his pants.

how you want noting more than to run your hands down the expanse of his back

how—how—how—

speaking of his back… you scratch it and he’ll be in heaven. Wants to wear them proudly. Or like hickies???? Yeah that too. It’s like he’s telling the world that he’s yours. And my god does he love that thought.

A "Anywhere, anytime." Kinda guy. You're horny while ya'll are drving somehwer? Cool, he'lll pull over. Y’all are in the bread isle in Walmart? Great, the bathroom it is!

( don’t worry he’ll make sure to line the seat and spray it with Lysol lmao)

Low key high key likes it when you order him around. Noting too drastic like “shut up bitch.” But something along the lines of “come here.” Or “faster.” Ya know what can I say? Mans likes to be informed

i cannot stress this enough. He. Loves. Digging. His. Nails. And. Fingers. Into. Your. Hips. Not really to the point of leaving bruises but definitely to the point of leaving red marks/ crescent moon shaped indents. Kinda like you leaving marks on him. Like to look in the mirror at them and admire them. Or simply the next time yall are fucking he likes to see them to himself (if that makes sense) it serves as a little reminder of how close the two of yall are

has a thing for being close to you. Intimate or romantic. Whatever

liiikkkkeeee

the type of person to pull you to him 24/7 in general when y’all are having sex and or pull himself to your lips when he’s giving you head

1/2 of the: probably sometimes gets to the point where you can barely get any “work done” and you jokingly complain about it.

what can I say the man likes his kisses

Ya know how he’s a picky eater… well lemme just say in some ahem other regards he’s not lmao

like you cannot change my mind that Jooyeon isnt practically pussy drunk.

Ya know what scratch that he is pussy drunk

rip most of your free time cause once you let him get a taste he don’t wanna stop

legit probably always askin you if he can taste you. (“I swear it’ll be fast, baby. Just a couple licks”)

mans is bargaining lol/j

anyhow I can basically talk about this forever if I don’t stop now lol

~End~

©️2024copywrightforshutupheathersorryheatherr do not copy or translate my works even with credit to me

a/n: hope your liked it! Like I said this fic has been in my drafts since forever! So after making some edits I decided to post it for the fist fic of the new year! If you liked it, please leave some love like comments and or reblogs!

Taglist: @itz-yerin

[halevren]

Never Stop Blowing Up Spoilers || my live thoughts as I watch episode 4

I'm watching this 40 minutes late because. I had to help pick up straw bales 😮‍💨

HELLO ONE AND ALLLLLLL

dick out down a hallway

"ME AND DANG ARE SELLING BALLOONS"

Rehka looks so cute this episode I love that top

5000 miles per hour????

holy crap that's kinda fast...

Romeo Cruise

DAMIEN BANE. BARSIMMEON

omg kingskin x vic ethanol

Adrananananalanan

DOUG MEAT . IS HE HERE. IS MY BOY HERE

J KWON

It's La Familia baby

it looks so hot

With this second divorce, I can't stand you calling me old right now.

mother fucker I have to go help collect more bales. hold on chat it's 8:02 pm I'll let you know when I come back

8:40 pm.

PROP?

the moon is the night sun

I love all the sound effecta

"Did you lie to me?"

Dave Meat is Doug's little brother

Liana Diesel is so.... 👀

The Skulker

he's on heelys

DOUG MEAT MY BELOVED

YEAH I THINK WE'LL KEEP THIS ONE SHORTER

he drank green

punch him in the head with my GUN

what did you fucking want

when fighting doesn't work, bring out the kisses

so many threes

naws

BLEW UP

i love jacob

SPLIT IN HALF

kick you apart

It's 5 o'clock somewhere. All of his face

It's OVER between us

A LITTLE PIECE OF FORESKIN IN TNERE

EXPLODE

The funniest thing us Izzy not remembering NPC names

J KWON OUR SAVIOR

FIND MY FRIENDS

Everything happening to you is self administered

half of a supra to a tank

eject seat

DON'T COME IN I GOT IT

300 POLICE HELICOPTERS

BAD BUNNY NOOOOOO

J KWON AND BAD BUNNY

So much is happening

DOUGGG

I love Doug more than anything

yayyyyy 4 dead yayyyy

EXPLODE

LA FAMILIAAAAAAA

SHOT IN THE ASS

he punched it closed

yayyyy fireworkssss

jessica and jeff

FOR UNIFICATION PURPOSES

EXTRA OILY

that was one of the thoughts?

D100???

AM I ALLOWED TO SAY THAT? YOU'RE WRONG

"That was close" "that's not that close"

ID LIKE TO TAKE MY JET TO SPACE

STRAIGHT TO SPACE BABY

SKULKER

I enjoy the new game because you can see new rules being made

BLOW UP!!!

ORPHANS ARE SAVED

19 DRIVE

THE WALMART

"Dang."

[blodgmonster]

House of Sky and Breath AND Flame and Shadow bonus chapters commentary. All found below

HOSAB

RUHN BONUS CHAPTER- Barnes and Noble

- About Sathia "too bad she had the rotted soul of a Reaper." Fucking harsh much? Jesus.

- Sathia seems to be into this whole...bloodline crap which she was not into in hofas. Odd.

- Dec dated one of the Murder Twins???

- RUHN'S MOM!!!!!???

BRYCE & HUNT BONUS CHAPTER - Waterstones

- Flynn's parents!

- Oh Tristan Flynn, you are underrated

- Public bathroom sex? You know how gross public bathrooms are??

- that one was kinda dumb.

THARION BONUS CHAPTER- Target

- Otter named FITZROY. Already this is my favorite HOSAB bonus chapter.

- this is the Tharion I love. Sweethearted himbo. Not the disaster idiot he became. Weird character growth lol

- I hope we see Fitz again.

HOFAS

For the Ember and Randall bonus chapter see my reread commentary.

BRYCE & DANIKA BONUS CHAPTER- Indie bookstore exclusive

- God I would have HATED to be Bryce and Danika's neighbor. You can hear their stereo and smell their weed 2 floors away? Call me an old person, I would fuckin hate that. But I would have hated it in college too so...

-Danika took the drugs from a tourist and is smoking it herself. Corrupt cop much?

- Zack and Zelda are the Ghosts of the pack. Like Manon had her Shadows.

BRYCE, NESTA & AZRIEL BONUS CHAPTER- Walmart

- Bryce saying that Nesta's mom must be proud of her. Ouch.

- Azriel getting pissed about them dissing his mom. Obviously the dad is the fucked up one.

- I love that Bryce and Nesta are bonding over music. Aelin would too.

- "Male egos: a universal constant." Lol

- very cute

BRYCE & HUNT BONUS CHAPTER- Barnes and Noble

-Oh I read this one! The Christmas-y/ Yule one!

- the firstlight problem is interesting.

- cute

RUHN & LIDIA BONUS CHAPTER- Target

- oh they are just SO CUTE TOGETHER

- omg there are Firstlight Zero deniers!! I'm sure they'd be anti vax and anti science in our current times. Idiocy is universal.

-THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED! A SJM wedding!! Finally!

-I hope Bryce's Badass Females Only Social Club gets off the ground eventually.

- "I coordinated the hit on the Spine — a wedding was nothing." I love Lidia

- this one was my favorite.

I should see if there are Throne of Glass and ACOTAR bonus chapters. I think there are Fourth Wing ones too. Idiotic

[thefandomenchantress]

DRDT Incorrect Quotes: Pt. 2

I finally made a part two yaaaay!

Hu: Where is everybody?

Ace:  Eden had a nervous breakdown, Levi is looking after her, Rose went back to bed, Teruko is trying to kill David, and I'm in charge.

Hu: YOU'RE IN CHARGE?!?

Ace: Why is THAT the only thing you’re panicking about?!?

…

David: Oh, so now I'm 'bad' just because I've done bad things in the past, continue doing so in the present, and will likely do so in the future?

…

Charles: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Whit: My record is four, but I’ll see what I can do.

…

J: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Arei: It’s not a joke!

Arei: *Sniffle*

Arei: I’m a legit snack.

…

Teruko: Xander isn’t answering his phone.

David: I’ll call.

Teruko: Eden and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi—

Xander: *Through the phone* Hello?

…

Nico: *Bursts into the room* Guys, I impulsively bought a snake, what should I name him?

Everyone: YOU DID WHAT?

Whit: William Snakespeare.

…

Arturo: I have the sharpest memory here! Name one time I forgot something!

Arei: You left me, Ace, and Veronika in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.

Arturo: I did that on purpose, try again.

…

Teruko: Why is Ace so sad?

David: He took one of those, ‘Which Character Are You’ quizzes.

Teruko: …And?

David: He got Nico.

…

Xander: Rules are made to be broken!

Min: They’re meant to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Whit: Uh, piñatas.

Ace: Glow sticks.

David: Karate Boards.

Rose: Spagetti when you have a small pot.

Xander: Rules.

Min:

…

Veronika: Then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times.

Arturo: …You mean you stabbed them?

Veronika: They ran into my knife.

…

Whit: Sometimes, I don’t even realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and realize everyone is staring at me weird.

…

(The Cake Gang when they drop food on the ground)

Min: Aw, man. *Throws it away*

Teruko: Eh, five second rule.

Rose: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me. *Eats it off the floor*

Eden: *Sobs on the floor*

…

Teruko: Where’s Xander?

Min: Don’t worry, I’ll find him.

Min, shouting: DAVID SUCKS!

Xander, distantly: David is the best person ever! Fuck you!

Min: Found him.

…

Eden, trying her first cup of coffee: I. AM. ENERGY!!! *Runs around in circles*

David, an avid coffee drinker, on his twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in the next ten seconds.

…

Teruko: You spent all your money on this?

Nico, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

…

Hu: Fine. While I’m gone, Arei, you’re in charge.

Arei: Yes!!!

Hu, whispering: Min, you’re secretly in charge.

Min: Obviously.

[pizzarink]

update about my previous post

where i previously stated that i was in one of the parts of the US where the storm would hit, and likely be very severe, it was. there were multiple confirmed, and grounded tornados in my town, and other areas that are pretty nearby. a lot of things were damaged, including a WALMART (come on, yall ‘spossed to be invincible… /j), and even a school. power went out frequently, wifi / internet got fucked up, had a couple of panic attacks… but i’m okay, my family is okay, my friends are okay, and im hoping that everyone that was affected by this tragic long-term tornado / severe storm outbreak is doing okay and finding shelter. my heart goes out to those who were affected, and i hope you all are doing okay as well. thank you for reading, and have a good night!!

[cruesuffix]

Another Marsman dream upon you! Bc no one else will listen to this autistic dumbfuck rant (me, I'm the autistic dumbfuck) /nm

ANYWAY

I was shopping with him! I said he had nice muscles. No romo (oh look, my sexuality is showing again). That's it. That's the dream. Funny I went to walmart last night and me and my grandfather (rip you amazing man. I miss you every fucking day) would go there sometimes when I was with him. Brought back good (and kinda sad) memories ♥

awww this dream sounded so sweet omg!!

(this is also reminding me i haven’t had a mars dream in so so long… how does it feel to be gods favourite anon??)

wish i could have a little dream of mick and just do silly little mundane things with him. also so real of you to tell him he has nice muscles… the puny little thing needs the confidence! i’m sure i would have said the same thing tbh… maybe i would have told him how good his arms looked or something weird! (also fellas is it gay to tell your homie he has nice muscles?? just kidding!!)

anon i love your little dreams about mick so much <333 but stop hogging him lemme have a turn!! /j

[padfootastic]

hi! i've no idea how i came to your page but i realised i'd read two of your one-shots in ao3 before and had adored them (you'll probably get comments from me in future, btw) and i just wanted to say thank you for your writing and thank you for your prongsfoot<3

i've been very critical of this sort of new, cool and aloof and martyred version of remus lupin for quite a while now (honestly, where did all those traits come from?!) and gosh, you're so eloquent when talking about him!!!

i was wondering what your thoughts were on regulus black? because i think he's getting the same sort of royalty treatment as remus does by making him sort of-- er, perfect? i mean. i've seen so much recently of him basically saving the world single-handedly and i-- ugh. and james is always just there, like a useless idiot? it makes me irrationally angry, and this is coming from someone who enjoys jegulus quite a bit. my problem is that i don't know if this rejection i feel against those two comes from a place of genuine dislike of them or from a place of wishing sirius and james were not done so dirty.

anyway, again, thank you for your writing. it's truly beautiful. hope you have a great day!

omg hello 🥺 i’ve periodically opened tumblr, giggling like a loon, and logging off multiple times just to see this ask,,,,thank u sm , ur way too kind <3 and ur comment on ao3!!! i was just,,,,yeah,,,no words. thank u.

ooooooh i remember being asked something similar a while ago and i took the safe route and basically went ‘remus lupin-ification of regulus’ iirc. that still stands. but but. i’ve also got another answer here! all hail tumblr’s search system today!

i still basically stand by all of it, but adding onto the jegulus + sirius bits of it:

annoys tf outta me when regulus is turned into a victim and like sirius damned him to hell when he left . i have thoughts about the way both of them were treated (which,,,another time,,,this post is already getting too long lol) but i imagine the day sirius left to be a Good One for reg bc he thinks he’ll have his parents undivided attention now. i also think regulus is severely defanged in a lot of characterisations, as if he wasn’t a baby DE, as if he wasn’t a slytherin from the house of black, as if he wasn’t walmart sirius black. like man i’m almost offended on his behalf. i’m sure his shaking his lil fist up at us from wherever he is.

with jegulus…okay, i’ve only read a couple oneshots but that doesn’t mean i haven’t tried. i genuinely went thru so many fics trying to get something, anything to stick and i think the problem is me. fully. completely. without doubt. i just can’t deal with a situation where j&s aren’t each others no.1, or at the very least, equivalent to that. that’s where my issues w wolfstar started, same w this. jegulus also has the added horror of ‘james and reg sneaking behind sirius’ back’ which is just,,,,gosh,,,,i have So Many Thoughts ab that. all personal opinions, but still. they’re strong. it fucks me up just thinking about it. i also think the ship tries wayyyy too hard to fit the ‘best friend’s brother’ trope and ends up sacrificing characterisation for it. which,,,again,,,that’s fine but it’s all the ‘oh this is how it was!’ that gets to me. and then james :/// he gives off such weird energy lol. jegulus gives me drarry vibes, and james is treated almost exactly as harry is in a lot of those. reg also gets the saviour treatment, like draco, and both of their fuckery is toned down until they’re almost normal, like they never did any reprehensible shit. j&r, and d&h are placed on the same moral equivalence and it’s just a bit. hmm. okay. (my issue with this is how it leaks into the writing and suddenly i’m made to sympathise with draco bc harry slashed him w sectumsempra, but we conveniently forget he was gonna use an unforgivable, ykno?) so overall it just feels…pushing reg up and pulling james down to get them on equal footing. very similar to wolfstar lbr.

anyway. that’s a ramble and a half lmao.

also!! ‘a place of genuine dislike of them or from a place of wishing sirius and james were not done so dirty’ in my mind, both of these occupy a similar plane of existence. so very valid. for me, personally, hating remrem started as the latter and i eventually realised it’s also the former lol i was just mad a how sirius is bastardised to justify his ~deification and it eventually moved on to ‘wow i just. do not like him’. damn.

[bonesandthebees]

Have a somewhat well overdue Christmas rant (plus my response to your reply, ofc) I'm happy you at least got to spend a little time with your family, I bet making the French toast was fun and that you did an amazing job, I also bet that being able to basic tasks again (whether it be making French toast or something else) feels great, and I hope you stop having the sickly victorian child cough soon, while you're at it, maybe drink some sickly victorian wife tea (that is if your throat hurts idk, if it does, I'm sorry) I'll keep the workshop thing in mind for the future, thank youuu As for the compliments I gave to your writing, you are very welcome, they are so deserved and, silly as this is, your soap opera blockmen rp fanfiction is where a large chunk of my inspiration was drawn from, so thank you for that <3 Speaking of your fics, the night before last I was with my aunt, my brother, and two of my cousins just driving to Walmart, but there was a bunch of bangers playing on the radio and it was raining and aaaaaahhhh the vibes dude, it reminded me of some parts of your fics, you capture little moments similar to this so well, good job there :) That was a bit off track but it's wtv, Christmas ramble time I got to see one of my tiny cousins on Christmas eve, I hadn't seen her in a long time, she's so adorable and I missed her sm hahah, I missed the aunt that's her mom too, so I'm glad I got to see her as well!! I got a guitar for Christmas, I am very excited to mess around with it I thought I had built up callouses on my fingers from playing violin for almost 2 years but no, my fingers were not prepared for the fucking havoc wreaked by these thick ass strings lmao, at least I haven't gotten blisters though, the most that happens is the familiar soreness and my fingertips turning purple, ofc. I have also been helping my little sister to learn some really basic songs on the keyboard she got, I'm going to develop arthritis in my fingers at this rate /j

Anyway, I hope the lingering sickness didn't make your Christmas very bad, and that you get over your cough soon!! Thank you for reading all of my silly ramblings

hello lotus anon! sorry I'm a bit late answering this I've been braindead

several weeks on and I'm still coughing though I think it is improving a tiny bit every day. I hate lingering coughs ughhhhhh. I'm still having plenty of tea though thank you <3

awww that's so sweet, I always try to capture those little domestic moments as best I can in my stories because I really think they're the kinds of moments we shouldn't let just slip by without recognizing how nice they are.

oh that's so lovely! I'm glad you got to see your tiny cousin and her aunt. it can be so nice reuniting with family sometimes during the holidays. right after christmas we had family fly out and I got to see the only cousin I have who is the same age as me when I haven't seen him since we were both like. 7 years old. so getting to know him again was very nice

ooooo a guitar that's so cool!! that's interesting that violin calluses don't translate to guitar strings, and also sounds unfortunately painful. I hope the learning has been going well for you though! manifesting strength for your fingers

I hope you had a lovely christmas yourself!

[fairlyang]

guys the funniest thing happen to my mom and i😭

we went to walmart to get toilet paper bc there wasn’t any at costco (we didn’t even end up getting any💀) but we went to get snacks for our dog and we found these beef log sticks he loves but it was only one until my mom looked up at the top shelf and there it was

she tried to grab something else to knock it off but she pushed it further + was standing on the bottom shelf and i was dying bc she is 5’2 and i’m 5’4 we were NEVER gonna reach that shit 😭😭

and in the same isle was a TALL ASS white guy like deadass 6’0 i thought he was gonna see us struggling and help us out bc he def would’ve reached but NO HE DIDNT 😭😭 (either hates women or is racist idk /j)

and then BOOM here walks by a worker and i’m just like bro this dude barely beats up by a few inches😭 but she asked if there were any more of the sticks and he said there were two… she said oh well can you help us get the second one we accidentally pushed it farther (in spanish) and guys thank FUCK he spoke spanish bc she hates no sabo kids

and finally he got up to the bottom shelf and grabbed so moral of the story we love mexicans🫶🏼