#fuck you walmart/j

[doubletaileddoubletrouble]

Does anyone have any cool project ideas? I finally finished cleaning up around here, and now I have nothing to do but stare at the ceiling.

No, dealing with any of my current social problems does not count. One- No 🧡 Two, everyone is prolly asleep anyway.

[diagonal-queen]

when i find my josephine i'm going to write them so many poems and love notes they'll be drowning in dreamy and romantic prose

[v6quewrlds]

❝ all yours, j. burrow. ❞  ‎ ‎ ┉  

‎ ‎ ⁎⠀┉⠀summary: nyla's latest single is making waves. the audience has questions for her elusive boyfriend, joe burrow.

‎ ‎ ⁎⠀┉⠀author's note: requested by an anon! i felt bad about not being able to finish the joe/tee fic, so i made this. wanted to try something different so i went the smau route, hope you like it <3 this is somewhere between y/n & oc, think of nyla as a stage name i guess lmao

‎ ‎ ⁎⠀┉⠀pairing: joe burrow x r&b singer!oc [fc: lori harvey].

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nylaupdates: "all yours", the first single from nyla's third upcoming studio album releases at 12am eastern time tonight.

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user1 REAL vocalists are back!! 🤭

user2 this cover??????

user3 oh skin is tea! -> user4 i see that la roche posay check hit 🙂‍↕️

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[caption: "all yours" is now all yours 🤎]

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joeyb_9: lyrics 💯🤎 -> nyla: do we have a fav line?

joeyb_9: this kitty got that midas touch... sounds familiar -> nyla: inspired by a little something you might have said once or twice

joeyb_9: i cannot be held responsible for what i say under your influence -> nyla: whatever u say joey 🤎

lahjay10_: mm ah mm ah 😁 -> nyla: mm ah mm ah 😁

jjettas2: i have a question. ✋🏾 -> nyla: no 🤎

jjettas2: could you please explain what i did to deserve such an explicit description of one of my best friend's sexual abilities?

jjettas2: love the song btw 🤟🏾

jjettas2: been bumpin it since this morning ngl

jjettas2: broooooo i just seen you add another post to your story 😑

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nyla: familiar.

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user11 maam we have to discuss those lyrics -> user12 clock it! cus "make it icin'"??? MAKE WHAT?!

ryandestiny stunna -> nyla 💎💎

jjettas2 album when -> jjettas2 miss big time can't respond huh -> user13 my goat is in his bsf gf's comments begging for a response 😒 -> nyla smh 😮‍💨 they don't make 'em like they used to... -> jjettas2 😐

joeyb_9 very familiar -> nyla gang -> user14 this man ain't even like the pic but somehow... here he is... 2 mins after she posted... -> user15 LMAO down horrendous -> user16 this is romance. -> user14 idk what's worse: the fact that he was here immediately, or the fact that it took him 2 mins to come up with "very familiar" -> user16 def the second one 😭

teehiggins album when 🫢 -> nyla soon soon soon -> jjettas2 man fuck yall

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joeyb_9: offseason in paris

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user17 just fell to my knees in the walmart parking lot

user18 😍😍😍

user19 what a handsome young man ☺️

nyla "serving offseason realness" -> joeyb_9 ? -> user20 LMAOOOO

user21 nyla i understand i really really do -> user22 she may tell you a joke... -> user23 but NEVER A LIE!!

user24 goo goo ga ga -> nyla girl-

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nyla: familiar, july 17th.

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user25 did she just? -> user26 name her album after that fuckass thread? yes. -> user27 cryingggggg

jjettas2 i've been waiting for times like this 🤌🏾 -> user28 she's not gonna respond bro -> user29 he's just tryna get noticed 😔 -> nyla 🤷🏾‍♀️ -> jjettas2 you know what...

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joeyb_9: icing on the cake 🍒

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user36 what did he sayyyyy?

user37 i have no one to talk about this with

user38 jump fuckin' scare -> user39 he's so unserious

user40 just casually dropping that cute ass pic... okay then 👍 -> user41 asf

nyla my man? my man. my man! -> jjettas2 7 stages of grief ass comment -> nyla ykw buy your own tickets to the tour -> user42 TOUR???? -> nyla international ✈️✈️✈️ -> jjettas2 fuck the tour, you choose to respond now? cool smd -> joeyb_9 🥴 -> nyla 🫶🏾

[crazylittlejester]

My thoughts on you based on your favorite LU Link

(this is ENTIRELY for shits and giggles and is meant to be funny, not insulting or rude. these are broad generalizations and every single one of you is awesome and theres more to you than just this, and this may not even be accurate. this entire thing is /j)

Wind: You’re either close to his age and relate because you too have undiagnosed ADHD (and you probably play roblox /pos), or you just think he’s adorable and will defend him with your life and there’s zero in between. Keep loving your special guy

Four: “Most Normal” in your friend group but that’s just because everyone else is more outwardly insane than you are. You’re just quiet. Don’t worry, I see you’re crazy, I love you 🫶

Wild: You probably found LU because of BOTW, AND THAT’S NOT A BAD THING. You like to see the blorbos suffer, and yknow what I respect you for it

Legend: *cough* Theater kid /pos. You’re either chill about him or absolutely crazy, but none of you are normal. For like, 50% of you: It’s okay I won’t tell anyone that your screen time report said 22 hours, but put the monster energy down and go to bed for the love of god. For the other half: So this is the Warrior Cats Kid’s final form /pos

Hyrule: You fight tooth and nail for content of your special little guy. You have the energy to me of someone who’s definitely gotten lost somewhere but decided to just wander around for a bit anyway and hoped for the best. It worked out fine for you, you found your way out of the Walmart, and you found cool trinkets on the way. You’re just here to be silly, I love you

Sky: All of you are somehow the nicest person I’ve ever met in my life but ALL of you are insane. You also care very very deeply about your friends

Twilight: Your friends love you i PROMISE. Also at least 40% of you have owned or still own a wolf shirt

Warriors: C’mere. Take my hand, and let me show you something. Therapy. It’s on me, I’ll pay for the both of us. Nope, nope, shhhhhh. I’m sorry everyone around you doesn’t see the person you really are, you’re epic and resilient as FUCK

Time: Here, it’s on the house *slides you a ticket to free therapy for an entire year* You’re very smart don’t let anyone tell you you’re not. You’re also a bit insane, i fear. Also? Go to bed, plz

[alluring-starzzz]

VENOM NSFW ABC

Oh em gee! My first post : a simple venom x reader nsfw abc to get this whole tumblr thing started! 🤙

Gentle reminder that these are JUST my headcannons and aren’t meant to be taken to heart if anything is inaccurate to the character!

NSFW UNDER THE CUT!

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Venom is actually capable of empathetic emotions, so with you he’d be quite caring and get you whatever you need, maybe even run you a warm ( or cold if you like that ) bath and wash you up.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

During sex, I’d say his favourite part of himself would be that tongue of his. On you, his favorite part would probably be your tits / chest. Adores seeing bite marks and hickeys all over your chest the next morning.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

It’s oddly.. grayish? It’s like, tinted. If you sniff enough you can smell a faint faint smell. His cum is quite thick, too, probably has a thing for creampies.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Has 100% fucked you on a rooftop during the day or in secluded public places, but he has fantasized about ravaging you infront of a full on *crowd.*

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Symbiotes reproduce asexually, so he has actually never fucked anyone before you, but let’s just say you got him hooked. 🤭

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Reverse cowgirl and doggy style just so he can get as deep as he can into you. He wants you to feel absolutely everything, and he wants to feel it all too.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Although degrading, he makes a few hilarious jokes here and there. He likes to humiliate you sometimes with his jokes just to see you get all flustered.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He has no hair at all, so I guess the carpet matches the drapes, LOL.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He’s caring and wants you to have the time of your life. He always asks if he went too far afterwards.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

His species ( symbiotes ) reproduce asexually, so he’s never really thought about it before.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Voyeurism, dirty talk, sensation play, brat taming, humiliation, degradation, exhibition.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

A lot of people I’ve talked about before usually enjoy strictly the bedroom, but Venom *loves* the thrill and feels alive in high-risk situations. He loves when you two fuck in public ; sex clubs, park bathrooms, hiking trails, nude beaches, rooftops, in your car in a Walmart parking lot.. Fuck, you name it and he’ll be ON IT!

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

If you tease him in public or kiss his neck he’ll go insane, feral, even. He’s impulsive and will immediately drag you to the nearest bathroom even if you meant it as a joke.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

👏 FIRE 👏 PLAY. 👏 That is literally his weakness as a symbiote and will NEVER do it.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He *loves* giving, especially with that long ass wet tongue of his. He could wrap it easily around your cock / can go as deep as you can fathom inside you. He knows exactly how to use it, too. Loves to overstimulate you and edge you. He’s also fine with receiving too, but would much rather give.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and rough, for sure. He’s massively hypersonic and can go so fast you can’t think. Makes you *cry.*

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

We all know venom is impulsive. He’ll definitely be down if you were to ask in almost any given time. Doesn’t do it too often, although.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

YES. 100000% YES. He loves risks, the thrill makes his blood run cold and he fucking *loves* it. He’s game to experiment as long as it doesn’t make him uncomfortable or hurt you too bad.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can last for as long as you want, baby. But he knows you’ll tap out quickly, he knows how to tire you out and have you completely satisfied after.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He’s impulsively bought a few… when I said a few I mean a *lot.* He uses them on both himself and you. Also loves getting you lingerie or costumes.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He’s a teasing master, he knows exactly how to make you go absolutely stupid.. but he’s impatient so it doesn’t last long haha.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s moderate. He makes feral growls, groans, and hisses through his sharp teeth. It makes your stomach turn and twist everytime.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He knows when someone’s lying and when they’re being truthful.. so he specifically asks you questions he knows you’ll lie about or deny just to punish you. He also encourages you to have people join in, he loves having you get all the pleasure you can get.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Dude.. He’s 7’6 and 500 pounds… his dick is HUGE. GIRTHY. LONG. 😭

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Wasn’t extremely high before he met you, but as soon as he learned what intimacy was first hand... oh man.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

I don’t think venom can sleep, ( can he ? ), so he just lets you go to bed and caresses you throughout the night.

[comfymoth]

Trick or treat!

It is I…the grand wizard of wicks! I trim all the candles’ wicks at Walmart too short, so the first lighting always cramps your hand when you go to light it! 🪄🧙‍♂️🕯️

WICK WIZARD THAT’S SO FUCKED UP WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT D:

well, since you Are a wizard though, here, take some of the really early witch leon doodles :J waaay back before i made quinn a calico

[shutupheathersorryheatherr]

Jooyeon XH smutty hcs pt.1

A/n: where to start with this man hmmm also don’t pay any mind to the pics they were done really fast

warningz/ info: obviously smutty lol, kissing, mentions of giving head, jooyeon oral fixation if you squint, this is written badly since it was in my drafts for so long, talk of marking up your partner, i think that’s it!

~this is simply a piece of fiction. My imagination onto “paper”. This is in no way is meant to be taken as an actual and real representation of anyone~

THIS IS SMUT SO PLEASE MINORS DNI

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firstly, I think he’d be a bottom. Honestly try to change my mind on this one, nah you can't. well, at least most of the time a bottom. So yeah a sassy kinda bratty bottom lmao

like sure he'll have his moments but they're pretty much far in between.

Hes also a complete nibbler when he hugs. Like, mostly nibbles your neck or ear lobe. Which I guess isn't really nsfw in itself buttt still do with that what you will

number 1/2 out of this group that when ya'll are making out he’ll excuse himself to the bathroom like twice. And youre like ??? like yeah of corse you understand what hes doing that its just that after yall have already broken the ice in that area/ yall have made each other cum like a multitude of other times so needless to say its kinda confusing why hes taking care of himself when you're right there?? It’s just like how he was before yall two took that step. *sigh*

He's just pretty much always gonna be a shy little baby and probably won’t initiate much

hes a little worried that you don’t want— no, need him as much as he needs you. You’ll just have to show him

and probably takes a minute to understand how you practically start fucking dripping at the sight of the tent in his pants.

how you want noting more than to run your hands down the expanse of his back

how—how—how—

speaking of his back… you scratch it and he’ll be in heaven. Wants to wear them proudly. Or like hickies???? Yeah that too. It’s like he’s telling the world that he’s yours. And my god does he love that thought.

A "Anywhere, anytime." Kinda guy. You're horny while ya'll are drving somehwer? Cool, he'lll pull over. Y’all are in the bread isle in Walmart? Great, the bathroom it is!

( don’t worry he’ll make sure to line the seat and spray it with Lysol lmao)

Low key high key likes it when you order him around. Noting too drastic like “shut up bitch.” But something along the lines of “come here.” Or “faster.” Ya know what can I say? Mans likes to be informed

i cannot stress this enough. He. Loves. Digging. His. Nails. And. Fingers. Into. Your. Hips. Not really to the point of leaving bruises but definitely to the point of leaving red marks/ crescent moon shaped indents. Kinda like you leaving marks on him. Like to look in the mirror at them and admire them. Or simply the next time yall are fucking he likes to see them to himself (if that makes sense) it serves as a little reminder of how close the two of yall are

has a thing for being close to you. Intimate or romantic. Whatever

liiikkkkeeee

the type of person to pull you to him 24/7 in general when y’all are having sex and or pull himself to your lips when he’s giving you head

1/2 of the: probably sometimes gets to the point where you can barely get any “work done” and you jokingly complain about it.

what can I say the man likes his kisses

Ya know how he’s a picky eater… well lemme just say in some ahem other regards he’s not lmao

like you cannot change my mind that Jooyeon isnt practically pussy drunk.

Ya know what scratch that he is pussy drunk

rip most of your free time cause once you let him get a taste he don’t wanna stop

legit probably always askin you if he can taste you. (“I swear it’ll be fast, baby. Just a couple licks”)

mans is bargaining lol/j

anyhow I can basically talk about this forever if I don’t stop now lol

~End~

©️2024copywrightforshutupheathersorryheatherr do not copy or translate my works even with credit to me

a/n: hope your liked it! Like I said this fic has been in my drafts since forever! So after making some edits I decided to post it for the fist fic of the new year! If you liked it, please leave some love like comments and or reblogs!

Taglist: @itz-yerin

[halevren]

Never Stop Blowing Up Spoilers || my live thoughts as I watch episode 4

I'm watching this 40 minutes late because. I had to help pick up straw bales 😮‍💨

HELLO ONE AND ALLLLLLL

dick out down a hallway

"ME AND DANG ARE SELLING BALLOONS"

Rehka looks so cute this episode I love that top

5000 miles per hour????

holy crap that's kinda fast...

Romeo Cruise

DAMIEN BANE. BARSIMMEON

omg kingskin x vic ethanol

Adrananananalanan

DOUG MEAT . IS HE HERE. IS MY BOY HERE

J KWON

It's La Familia baby

it looks so hot

With this second divorce, I can't stand you calling me old right now.

mother fucker I have to go help collect more bales. hold on chat it's 8:02 pm I'll let you know when I come back

8:40 pm.

PROP?

the moon is the night sun

I love all the sound effecta

"Did you lie to me?"

Dave Meat is Doug's little brother

Liana Diesel is so.... 👀

The Skulker

he's on heelys

DOUG MEAT MY BELOVED

YEAH I THINK WE'LL KEEP THIS ONE SHORTER

he drank green

punch him in the head with my GUN

what did you fucking want

when fighting doesn't work, bring out the kisses

so many threes

naws

BLEW UP

i love jacob

SPLIT IN HALF

kick you apart

It's 5 o'clock somewhere. All of his face

It's OVER between us

A LITTLE PIECE OF FORESKIN IN TNERE

EXPLODE

The funniest thing us Izzy not remembering NPC names

J KWON OUR SAVIOR

FIND MY FRIENDS

Everything happening to you is self administered

half of a supra to a tank

eject seat

DON'T COME IN I GOT IT

300 POLICE HELICOPTERS

BAD BUNNY NOOOOOO

J KWON AND BAD BUNNY

So much is happening

DOUGGG

I love Doug more than anything

yayyyyy 4 dead yayyyy

EXPLODE

LA FAMILIAAAAAAA

SHOT IN THE ASS

he punched it closed

yayyyy fireworkssss

jessica and jeff

FOR UNIFICATION PURPOSES

EXTRA OILY

that was one of the thoughts?

D100???

AM I ALLOWED TO SAY THAT? YOU'RE WRONG

"That was close" "that's not that close"

ID LIKE TO TAKE MY JET TO SPACE

STRAIGHT TO SPACE BABY

SKULKER

I enjoy the new game because you can see new rules being made

BLOW UP!!!

ORPHANS ARE SAVED

19 DRIVE

THE WALMART

"Dang."

[thefandomenchantress]

DRDT Incorrect Quotes: Pt. 2

I finally made a part two yaaaay!

Hu: Where is everybody?

Ace:  Eden had a nervous breakdown, Levi is looking after her, Rose went back to bed, Teruko is trying to kill David, and I'm in charge.

Hu: YOU'RE IN CHARGE?!?

Ace: Why is THAT the only thing you’re panicking about?!?

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David: Oh, so now I'm 'bad' just because I've done bad things in the past, continue doing so in the present, and will likely do so in the future?

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Charles: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Whit: My record is four, but I’ll see what I can do.

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J: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Arei: It’s not a joke!

Arei: *Sniffle*

Arei: I’m a legit snack.

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Teruko: Xander isn’t answering his phone.

David: I’ll call.

Teruko: Eden and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi—

Xander: *Through the phone* Hello?

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Nico: *Bursts into the room* Guys, I impulsively bought a snake, what should I name him?

Everyone: YOU DID WHAT?

Whit: William Snakespeare.

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Arturo: I have the sharpest memory here! Name one time I forgot something!

Arei: You left me, Ace, and Veronika in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.

Arturo: I did that on purpose, try again.

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Teruko: Why is Ace so sad?

David: He took one of those, ‘Which Character Are You’ quizzes.

Teruko: …And?

David: He got Nico.

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Xander: Rules are made to be broken!

Min: They’re meant to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Whit: Uh, piñatas.

Ace: Glow sticks.

David: Karate Boards.

Rose: Spagetti when you have a small pot.

Xander: Rules.

Min:

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Veronika: Then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times.

Arturo: …You mean you stabbed them?

Veronika: They ran into my knife.

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Whit: Sometimes, I don’t even realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and realize everyone is staring at me weird.

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(The Cake Gang when they drop food on the ground)

Min: Aw, man. *Throws it away*

Teruko: Eh, five second rule.

Rose: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me. *Eats it off the floor*

Eden: *Sobs on the floor*

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Teruko: Where’s Xander?

Min: Don’t worry, I’ll find him.

Min, shouting: DAVID SUCKS!

Xander, distantly: David is the best person ever! Fuck you!

Min: Found him.

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Eden, trying her first cup of coffee: I. AM. ENERGY!!! *Runs around in circles*

David, an avid coffee drinker, on his twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in the next ten seconds.

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Teruko: You spent all your money on this?

Nico, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

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Hu: Fine. While I’m gone, Arei, you’re in charge.

Arei: Yes!!!

Hu, whispering: Min, you’re secretly in charge.

Min: Obviously.

[padfootastic]

hi! i've no idea how i came to your page but i realised i'd read two of your one-shots in ao3 before and had adored them (you'll probably get comments from me in future, btw) and i just wanted to say thank you for your writing and thank you for your prongsfoot<3

i've been very critical of this sort of new, cool and aloof and martyred version of remus lupin for quite a while now (honestly, where did all those traits come from?!) and gosh, you're so eloquent when talking about him!!!

i was wondering what your thoughts were on regulus black? because i think he's getting the same sort of royalty treatment as remus does by making him sort of-- er, perfect? i mean. i've seen so much recently of him basically saving the world single-handedly and i-- ugh. and james is always just there, like a useless idiot? it makes me irrationally angry, and this is coming from someone who enjoys jegulus quite a bit. my problem is that i don't know if this rejection i feel against those two comes from a place of genuine dislike of them or from a place of wishing sirius and james were not done so dirty.

anyway, again, thank you for your writing. it's truly beautiful. hope you have a great day!

omg hello 🥺 i’ve periodically opened tumblr, giggling like a loon, and logging off multiple times just to see this ask,,,,thank u sm , ur way too kind <3 and ur comment on ao3!!! i was just,,,,yeah,,,no words. thank u.

ooooooh i remember being asked something similar a while ago and i took the safe route and basically went ‘remus lupin-ification of regulus’ iirc. that still stands. but but. i’ve also got another answer here! all hail tumblr’s search system today!

i still basically stand by all of it, but adding onto the jegulus + sirius bits of it:

annoys tf outta me when regulus is turned into a victim and like sirius damned him to hell when he left . i have thoughts about the way both of them were treated (which,,,another time,,,this post is already getting too long lol) but i imagine the day sirius left to be a Good One for reg bc he thinks he’ll have his parents undivided attention now. i also think regulus is severely defanged in a lot of characterisations, as if he wasn’t a baby DE, as if he wasn’t a slytherin from the house of black, as if he wasn’t walmart sirius black. like man i’m almost offended on his behalf. i’m sure his shaking his lil fist up at us from wherever he is.

with jegulus…okay, i’ve only read a couple oneshots but that doesn’t mean i haven’t tried. i genuinely went thru so many fics trying to get something, anything to stick and i think the problem is me. fully. completely. without doubt. i just can’t deal with a situation where j&s aren’t each others no.1, or at the very least, equivalent to that. that’s where my issues w wolfstar started, same w this. jegulus also has the added horror of ‘james and reg sneaking behind sirius’ back’ which is just,,,,gosh,,,,i have So Many Thoughts ab that. all personal opinions, but still. they’re strong. it fucks me up just thinking about it. i also think the ship tries wayyyy too hard to fit the ‘best friend’s brother’ trope and ends up sacrificing characterisation for it. which,,,again,,,that’s fine but it’s all the ‘oh this is how it was!’ that gets to me. and then james :/// he gives off such weird energy lol. jegulus gives me drarry vibes, and james is treated almost exactly as harry is in a lot of those. reg also gets the saviour treatment, like draco, and both of their fuckery is toned down until they’re almost normal, like they never did any reprehensible shit. j&r, and d&h are placed on the same moral equivalence and it’s just a bit. hmm. okay. (my issue with this is how it leaks into the writing and suddenly i’m made to sympathise with draco bc harry slashed him w sectumsempra, but we conveniently forget he was gonna use an unforgivable, ykno?) so overall it just feels…pushing reg up and pulling james down to get them on equal footing. very similar to wolfstar lbr.

anyway. that’s a ramble and a half lmao.

also!! ‘a place of genuine dislike of them or from a place of wishing sirius and james were not done so dirty’ in my mind, both of these occupy a similar plane of existence. so very valid. for me, personally, hating remrem started as the latter and i eventually realised it’s also the former lol i was just mad a how sirius is bastardised to justify his ~deification and it eventually moved on to ‘wow i just. do not like him’. damn.

[bonesandthebees]

Have a somewhat well overdue Christmas rant (plus my response to your reply, ofc) I'm happy you at least got to spend a little time with your family, I bet making the French toast was fun and that you did an amazing job, I also bet that being able to basic tasks again (whether it be making French toast or something else) feels great, and I hope you stop having the sickly victorian child cough soon, while you're at it, maybe drink some sickly victorian wife tea (that is if your throat hurts idk, if it does, I'm sorry) I'll keep the workshop thing in mind for the future, thank youuu As for the compliments I gave to your writing, you are very welcome, they are so deserved and, silly as this is, your soap opera blockmen rp fanfiction is where a large chunk of my inspiration was drawn from, so thank you for that <3 Speaking of your fics, the night before last I was with my aunt, my brother, and two of my cousins just driving to Walmart, but there was a bunch of bangers playing on the radio and it was raining and aaaaaahhhh the vibes dude, it reminded me of some parts of your fics, you capture little moments similar to this so well, good job there :) That was a bit off track but it's wtv, Christmas ramble time I got to see one of my tiny cousins on Christmas eve, I hadn't seen her in a long time, she's so adorable and I missed her sm hahah, I missed the aunt that's her mom too, so I'm glad I got to see her as well!! I got a guitar for Christmas, I am very excited to mess around with it I thought I had built up callouses on my fingers from playing violin for almost 2 years but no, my fingers were not prepared for the fucking havoc wreaked by these thick ass strings lmao, at least I haven't gotten blisters though, the most that happens is the familiar soreness and my fingertips turning purple, ofc. I have also been helping my little sister to learn some really basic songs on the keyboard she got, I'm going to develop arthritis in my fingers at this rate /j

Anyway, I hope the lingering sickness didn't make your Christmas very bad, and that you get over your cough soon!! Thank you for reading all of my silly ramblings

hello lotus anon! sorry I'm a bit late answering this I've been braindead

several weeks on and I'm still coughing though I think it is improving a tiny bit every day. I hate lingering coughs ughhhhhh. I'm still having plenty of tea though thank you <3

awww that's so sweet, I always try to capture those little domestic moments as best I can in my stories because I really think they're the kinds of moments we shouldn't let just slip by without recognizing how nice they are.

oh that's so lovely! I'm glad you got to see your tiny cousin and her aunt. it can be so nice reuniting with family sometimes during the holidays. right after christmas we had family fly out and I got to see the only cousin I have who is the same age as me when I haven't seen him since we were both like. 7 years old. so getting to know him again was very nice

ooooo a guitar that's so cool!! that's interesting that violin calluses don't translate to guitar strings, and also sounds unfortunately painful. I hope the learning has been going well for you though! manifesting strength for your fingers

I hope you had a lovely christmas yourself!

[fairlyang]

guys the funniest thing happen to my mom and i😭

we went to walmart to get toilet paper bc there wasn’t any at costco (we didn’t even end up getting any💀) but we went to get snacks for our dog and we found these beef log sticks he loves but it was only one until my mom looked up at the top shelf and there it was

she tried to grab something else to knock it off but she pushed it further + was standing on the bottom shelf and i was dying bc she is 5’2 and i’m 5’4 we were NEVER gonna reach that shit 😭😭

and in the same isle was a TALL ASS white guy like deadass 6’0 i thought he was gonna see us struggling and help us out bc he def would’ve reached but NO HE DIDNT 😭😭 (either hates women or is racist idk /j)

and then BOOM here walks by a worker and i’m just like bro this dude barely beats up by a few inches😭 but she asked if there were any more of the sticks and he said there were two… she said oh well can you help us get the second one we accidentally pushed it farther (in spanish) and guys thank FUCK he spoke spanish bc she hates no sabo kids

and finally he got up to the bottom shelf and grabbed so moral of the story we love mexicans🫶🏼

[uncaught-coolfish]

Your most problematic RWBY ships! Go.

ME??? ok……. im fairly “vanilla” sooooo

(HALF OF THESE PROBABLY ARENT EVEN PROBLEMATIC BUT. IDC)

Crim//sun. This might unironically be tied as my favorite ship next to Freezer//burn but apparently it’s problematic because Uh oh guys: THE GUY IS IN IT. But no, unironically this ship slaps. Adam and Sun have a lot of weird like parallel’s (if that’s the right word) with each other outside of the basic MONKEY KING BULL DEMON stuff, and the headcanons I’ve read for it? GOOD SHIT GOOD SHIT LIKE???? SO MUCH OF IT IS THE WHOLESOME STUFF THAT HITS YOU RIGHT IN THE FUCJING FRRGSHAGGAGSHWHQIAHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

and speaking of adam while I loathe any ship with him involving a schnee for. obvious reasons… i actually like arctic warfare a little bit. he and winter can dye each other’s hair /j

two that idk if they are problematic but:

whatever one is between salem and summer because the fanart I’ve seen for it holy

and firewall. why? they’re so lady zero x accord coded to me and don’t ask why

if we wanna be funny then if this fandom really wants to convince me adam is gaston… then let fennec be lefou /j

for shits and giggles….. jaune and cardin. if only for the potential of “90’s stereotypical romance between the bully who stones for their sins with fake walmart flowers and the one who they bullied just along for the fucking ride”. also cardin’s fucking gayass walk told me everything

…can I say fallen p— *gets shot* can you tell I like enemies to lovers yet. c—can you. okay.

Rose//bird. but not canonical Rose//bird, MY rose//bird. i will save what that means for a later day, but how I want to write it (WILL PROVIDE CONTEXT EVENTUALLY) they’re very “hand in unlovable hand” coded <3 and most definitely problematic 🤭

i don’t know why I feel this way. i don’t know how I feel this way. i don’t know why I’ve come to this conclusion, what stars have aligned, but… if roman and hazel met in canon they would fuck so nasty /j /srs /j /srs /j /srs /j /srs /

[chaotic-on-main]

jkjk

uhhh tell me a story about you!!!

what are ur top 5 reasons for thirsting for levi 👀

Top 5 reasons why I'm a Levi slut first and a person second (your words not mine):

1. Himbs eyes, I love his eyes. They're so aljdksjf yanno. I always describe them as hooded lmao, but I really love them. And the color of them too. might collect them and put them in a jar

2. His ARMS OH MY GOD. They're so toned. I just want him to choke me, maybe kill me a little. As a treat.

3. His voice (yes I am talking about his English dub fight me in a Walmart parking lot IDC) Matthew Mercer as Levi just does things to me okay? Okay cool.

4. His thighs. Like guys COME ON. ALDJKSJD I AM BITING. I AM CHOMPING. RIGHT INTO THEM.

5. His personality overall. This should actually be the top of the list but I just needed to get the feral thoughts out of the way. I love how cold and aloof his exterior is but on the inside is actually very caring and compassionate for others. He will protect those at the cost of his own life. Too bad for them, this stubborn idiot refuses to die.

A story about me huh? Hmm.

Tw/cw: alcohol, sexual soliciting (?), underage drinking, illegal affairs

I'll tell you about one of my favorite memories: Accidentally getting drunk then having to chase my friend's dog back into the house at 7 in the morning lmao.

This was the summer after I graduated high school. My best friend, S, and I decided to throw this little party for our just turned seniors friends. So we decided to all go bowling and then have a sleepover at said junior's house, J. Unfortunately our other friend, B, couldn't make it because he was grounded (this is important to note) so it was just the 3 of us. Everything is fine, we all suck at bowling, cool. We all start to drive over to our friend's house for the night.

EXCEPT WE WERE MISSING OUR FRIEND B SO WE DRIVE OVER TO HIS HOUSE (who lives in the same neighborhood as the friend we were staying over with) AND SNEAK HIM OUT OF HIS HOUSE. IT IS 11PM AT THIS POINT. HE BREAKS HIS WINDOW SCREEN TO ESCAPE AND JUMPS IN OUR CAR AND WE JUST DRIVE OFF.

Once settled, J (the one who we're staying with who by the way of course still lives with her parents since she's 17) then pulls out 3 half filled WATER BOTTLES (yes those plastic disposable ones) of liquor. I don't even know what was in them but it's all horrible. Anyways, I - being the mom of the group - barely have any why these two girls and one guy down it. And we're vibing. But we realize quickly that we're RUNNING OUT OF LIQUOR.

So we're coming up with a game plan to get more. Long story short (because I don't remember how it happened exactly) B says he has a contact that can get us more alcohol but we'd have to drive over to get it. Well this is a conundrum because two friends (S and J) are wasted and one doesn't know how to drive, which left me. BUT I ONLY HAD MY DRIVERS PERMIT AT THE TIME (this is a whole different story of why I couldn't legally drive until I was 18, not important right now) but I am their only option so I was like fine.

We sneak outside to S's car and try to leave but for some reason her car won't start? Like it kept stalling and then I accidentally triggered her car alarm so it was going off for a couple minutes before we were finally able to shut it off. We sit there for a couple minutes in silence, afraid we just woke up J's parents.

We didn't.

But now we're out A CAR. then our other friend B mentions we can just use his car. Which is great BUT WE HAD TO WALK 10 MINUTES TO HIS HOUSE TO GET IT. We forgot to put shoes on S's feet too apparently, I don't remember that but she does. We get to his car finally and drive off. This is my FIRST TIME DRIVING AT NIGHT. I WAS SO SCARED. BUT WE MADE IT TO THIS RANDOM STRANGER'S CONDO

So B handles it, he goes in to grab the liquor. But he's in there for a VERY LONG TIME. He finally comes back with a bottle of skyy vodka and we're like "B what the fuck too you so long." YALL. HE GAVE THIS CONTACT A BLOWJOB IN ORDER TO GET THE LIQUOR AND THATS WHY HE WAS GONE FOR SO LONG. anyways.

So we're back, we're all drinking and having fun. Might have made out with each other idk. After a while, S needs to go potty and the bathroom was actually right next to the bedroom so when you open the door, you can look into it. So she goes, she takes a while to come back. I'm like what the fuck. I'm periodically opening and closing the door to make sure she's okay and she's just throwing up in the toilet. Mind you I'm drunk, so everything is kinda running slow for me. She said she's fine when I ask so I keep checking in on her

At one point, the next time I open the door, J's mom is STANDING IN THE DOOR WAY STARING DOWN AT ME AND WHAT DO I DO?! I FUCKING CLOSE THE DOOR IN HER FACE AND LOOK OVER TO J WHILE LAUGHING AND SAYING "DUUUUDE YOUR MOM IS RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR" IN THE MOST FUCKED UP SLURRED VOICE.

anyways panic ensues, mother mode takes over. S is sobbing as she usually does when she's too drunk to handle and I'm stripping her and putting her into the shower because she's a fucking mess okay? And J is drunk off her ass and her mom is trying to damage control her by making her shower too. I'm pretty sure she threw up on herself and at one point ran down the stares ass naked? I don't know. B is passed out on the bed by the way.

There's also this point in time but idk where it lines up but J's dog got out and we had to chase it through the neighborhood while being drunk off our asses at 7am. A running couple came by and asked if we needed help and I was like "nah we're good" but I'm pretty sure they could tell we were drunk. Like we probably looked like a fucking mess. This happened before J's mom found us tho. The sun was fucking out y'all.

We didn't get home until maybe 3pm because we slept in. our cover up story of why we felt and looked sick to our parents was because of food poisoning from the bowling alley.

Anyways. Long story short kids, drink responsibly. I wanna note I am no longer this person, btw.

I uh. A lot has happened to me before the age of 21.

[tinyowlthoughts]

"Sup, G?"

The Grim Reaper grips his scythe ever-so-slightly tighter, but after a few millennia of bumping into each other like this, you've picked up on his little tells.

"I have told you before, that is not my name."

"I can go back to calling you Grimey."

The sound of his teeth grinding together is music to your ears.

Finally, after a moment of grip-tightening and dental damage, he heaves a great sigh (impressive, for a literal skeleton who lacks both lungs and a nose to blow it out of) and shifts his stance, rolling his weight back to the center so he is appears proper and in control.

(It's adorable, that he thinks he has any control over you.)

"I have come to offer you a deal," he intones in a deep, gravely voice that makes you think of tolling church bells and shovels sliding through dirt and worms overturning desecrated soil. In the beginning it had set your nerves alight, had triggered your fight-or-flight and led you to fawn, had left you with a hollow pit as you refused to eat for days (because being immortal didn't mean your body stopped running - it just made it run for longer, for eternity). Now, it was a comforting scrape against your mind - a reassurance that despite humanity changing, shifting from the pastoral, king-ruled fields of London to the bustling streets of Chicago, some things never changed.

"Is your name Jake?"

"It is - what?"

"Jake? Like, from State Farm. You said you want to offer me a deal - are you secretly Jake from State Farm?"

"I - who? What is a state farm?"

"That would make sense, you're name starts with a J, not a G. No wonder you were annoyed."

You can pinpoint the second he realizes you're fucking with him, and the bony fingers tighten hard enough around the staff of his reaping weapon that the wood splinters.

Wisely, he decides to ignore your witty banter and forge ahead. It only took him five-odd centuries to figure that trick out.

"I have come to offer you a chance to regain your mortality." His voice is less church-bells and more annoyed-Walmart-manager-on-Black-Friday now. "You have long walked this world, and the time has come to move on."

You frown, shifting a bit on the bed. "Wait, what? You said if I too the deal I'd never die-"

"Yes. Yes I did say that. But it has been a millennia, and surely you have seen everything there is to see? Your family is waiting for you on the other side-"

"Which one?"

"What?"

"Which family? I've been married seven times - who's waiting for me?"

The Grim Reaper fumbles for a moment, his jaw clacking as he opens and closes his mouth (a poor substitute for flapping lips, but you give him credit for trying). "All of them." He finally decides.

"Wow. Even my bitch ex? The one who kicked our dog?"

"Er..."

"I thought Heaven was supposed to be nice."

The reaper pinches his zygomatic arch (which you'd learned in a failed attempt to get a doctorate and practice medicine) and sighs again. You swear he mutters something along the lines of 'who said you're going to heaven?' but don't get a chance to call him out on it.

"Do you want to move on or not?" He snaps, all spooky, other-worldly pretense dropped.

"Nah, I'm good, J." You relax back into your chair, resting one hand behind your head, the other being occupied.

"This is a one-time offer, human. If you refuse you will never get another opportunity to recant and move on."

"Eh, I figure the heat-death of the universe will sort me out in the end. Can't exist if there's no atoms, right?"

"Look, you should really consider this - how much more can humanity do that you haven't seen?"

"We're getting closer to Mars every day - oh shit, there's an idea! I should be an astronaut! The whole immortality thing would be perfect for long space missions."

"You aren't listening-"

"Dude I gotta call NASA, they're gonna flip-"

"HUMAN!"

The shout is like shattered stained glass, a tree struck by lightning and falling, the keening last cry of a bird as it falls from the sky. You freeze, a little, tiny, itty-bitty bit of that ancient 'fight or flight' coming back to kick your unused self-preservation into gear. You stare at the skeleton.

"You cannot continue to live." He declares, voice back to its theatric deep timbre.

"Yes I can."

"No, you can't."

"Why not?"

The Reaper lets out an exasperated huff and motions to the needle in your arm. "You are sharing your immortality with the world!" He huffs, watching as the blood bag connected to the needle continues to slowly fill with your strange, silver-gold blood. "That was not the intent-"

"It wasn't forbidden in the contract." You have to wiggle, lifting your butt of the seat to grab your wallet, but after a moment you have it and are pulling out the wallet-sized laminated copy of the contract you had signed a thousand years ago. "There is nothing in here about not sharing my blood, or forbidding blood transfusions."

"That is because they did not exist-"

"There's also nothing about updating the contract." You had flunked out of medical school, but law school had been your jam. You'd been a damn good lawyer for a while too, until DC started giving you the ick and you retired. "This contract stands - you cannot amend it, not without the consent of both parties. And I don't consent." You shove your wallet into your front pocket with a shrug. "I don't make the rules."

The reaper hisses through his teeth, a sound like a sad black balloon at a 50th birthday party slowly giving a death cry. "You are upsetting the balance of the cosmos-"

"Not my problem."

"-and the scales of eternity-"

"Still not my problem."

"-and Anubis is on my ass about fixing it! So please, please, either allow yourself to pass on, or stop donating blood!"

You grin - it's all teeth, more than the Reaper himself usually shows, and squeeze the heart-shaped stress ball in your hand. More of your blood - silvery-gold, carrying the cursed gift given to you so long ago - slips down the line and into the bag, which is almost full. As soon as its gone, your body replaces it - a perk of the curse, the blessing, the whatever-it-is. You can stay hooked up all day and never run dry.

The infusions and transfusions don't make anybody truly immortal like yourself, but it's done wonders for cancer treatment and longevity. The work scientist have done in the past few decades, since you outed yourself to the government, has been incredible. People are living far past their predicted time, and the average life span is ticking upwards every year.

"I'm gonna have to go with no." You shrug, and the machine weighing the blood-bag beeps. The Reaper groans, running a hand down his skull. "Hey, you remember what you said when we struck this deal?"

"What?" He snaps, prickly as a hedgehog in a porcupine convention.

You grin. "You told me it would be waste to make me live forever - what could a road bandit with blood on their hands do to help humanity?" You shrug again. "It took me a while, but I figured it out." There are footsteps outside the room, and your smile widens. "Uh-oh, J. Better skedaddle if you don't want to be seen. I know how shy you are." A quick wink in his direction and the scythe haft shatters, sprinkling the room with splinters of bone. With a snarl and a dramatic swirl of black robes, the Grim Reaper vanishes, leaving you to your blood draw in peace.

Cackling, you lean back, hand back behind your head, refocusing on the news playing on the TV above. A story is running - the new average human lifespan is 350 and steadily climbing, and deaths from diseases are at an all time low. With a lowered birth rate, humanity has never had such low death rates, across the world as a whole.

Sure, maybe they're not living forever like you, but being a living blood bag for a few days every week is worth it, just for the stress and havoc it's causing J.

You were given immortality to atone for your horrific crimes against humanity. You wander the earth for millennium. Finally, you are given the option to revoke your immortality and end your suffering. You deny it.

[alexiious]

● S1 E1 Rent Problem

*Justin writing he's diary* "Day 60 living with this...idiot, *looking at him watching TV from sofa* he's unbearable to live with, he's snored so much that we almost got evicted, he was screaming at he's new PC that he paid from he's daddy's money, bragging about how he's smarter them me from some TV show we watched..

G: Hey..what are you writing..on??

J: None of ur business dude, go...and watch ur little show...

*intro song starts playing*

G: Really?? Well I wanna see it dude..

J: Well...fuck off dude...it's my diary...get ur own..

*fighting over the diary, and let diary go*

J: Thank.. you...*whispers* brat..

G: What did u say??

J: Oh. .nothing good...it's just... this was the last straw...

G: What did I do?

J: What?..What did u do?? *laughs out of addusity to say*

J: Well dear "roomate" youv been nothing but pain in the ass!!...

J: Your lucky, your mommy and daddy *says mockingly* have enough money for us..

G: yeah...I forgot to tell u that my parents..did...block my bank account..

J: What??...

*knocks, opens up the door, it was landlord*

N: Hi my is, Nathan *shakes Jamess hand*.. pleaser to meet u *shakes Georges hand*... I'm new here, my previous colleague told me you two had money for rent.. and I heard that yall paid rent last month so.. it will be about 200$

J: Soo...about that...Mr Nathan...my friend had money...but...he...hes parents...blocked he's credit card...

*Nathan was suprised*

N: oh...really??... Aha.. *tries to cope*

J: were....terribly sorry sir...

J: it's he's fault...

*points at him*

G: *gasp* it's not my fault...my parents wants to give me...real job.. for poor people..

J: I'm sorry what did u say??

N: guys...if u both dont get job to pay this rent. .yall gonna be evicted...just like thouse two gay couple...who got evicted becouse..they didn't pay rent...understood?? *says it seriously*

J: yes sir..

G: Whatever dude...

N: great...good luck.. *says it with smile*

J: ok..George like it or not were gonna get a job...ik how you are "allergic" to poor people work.. but I don't care!! You will do it and you will like it!!

G: *grounts* fine!!

*James keeps writing* "Now..I have to work with this brat...God have mercy on my soul.. *closes the book*

*both od them goes to Walmart on a interview*

*stands infront of door*

J: so remember..I will do most of talking and u... *looking at him scraching hes ass*

just knod... *whispers* dear god..

*knocks on door*

Boss: come in..

*comes in*

Boss: Well hello there my name is Kenny *shakes both of they're hands* ...I'm ur menager or boss.. *says it with smile*

J: hello..my name is James.. were here to apply to job..

G: *cough* no shit *cough*

J: *kicks him slightly*

K: oh..are u ok George?

J: Oh no..its ok...it's just a cough..

K: oh..ok.. so I'm gonna ask u few questions to see what can u to do..

*he's finding the papers*

*George whispers* dude..this guy is so lame..

*James whispers back* dude...shut up..

K: here.. found it..here are your papers and you two can work..

*gives them papers*

*they done the papers*

K: all good now watch this video in case something happenes to you to..

*shows the man who worked on forklift and big metal pipes crushes on him*

*Some random man: "Hey new worker were glad your working here with us...just ignore people with dipers, grown unemployed adults who like to joke around.. and makes our life worse... and old women who are yelling at the workers for some random reason... but other then that ur good to go..

*video ended*

K: soo on that note..welcome to Walmart..

*both of them are on shock*

J: dear god...did u seen that guy...throw shit at worker?? *cringed in discust*

G: aha.. *got distracted*

G: *looks at other femail workers*

Also him: maybe this place isnt so much bad..

J: are u insane...did u seen shit that iv seen?? Jesus Christ... were gonna work here..for a rent and thats it..

G: like dude...we have pretty lady's

J: Dude...we came here to work...not date random women..

G: ew oh yeah...don't remind me..

*few hours later*

J: Dude did u throw the trash out..

G: uhh..no u do it...if u want..

J: Well.. I'm cleaning the damn shop...so can u please do it...

G: ew..that's ur job..I'm not touching that dirty thing... I have standards...

J: dude!! *calms down* I don't have time can u please... just throw the fucking trash bag inside fucking trash.

K: what's going on here!?

J: oh nothing George..

*George throws the trash*

K: you see...hes doing he's work.. and u?

J: I will sir..

J: Dude...u almost got me in trouble...

G: it's just trolling...

*James got pissed off*

*next day during the shift*

*George goes smoking outside*

J: are u gonna help me dude??

G: soon... *exhale the smoke*

*20 minutes later*

G: *still smokes*

J: Dude get inside and help me...

G: *sighs* fine!!

J: there is one old lady whos just in middle of a store screaming in the sky..I assume god...about how prices are high or some shit...

G: ahhh...ur talking to much...ur point??

*James slightly pissed off* well Kenny told me that u and i have to remove her...

G: ahh.. fine...

Some old lady: *still sits*

J: lady could u please get up??

Old lady: Excuse me...my name is Karen and im protesting about your high fucking prices

J: *sigh* Dude where are u??

*George left*

*looks like hes fed up with life*

*removes her while she's screaming*

*goes to boss*

J: boss...I have to say something...to complain about my colleague...

K: But why...hes done everything he's been told...hes thrown a trash..hes removed the goods from shelfs... and u did bearly...did anything...

J: me?? But I... *gets speechless*

*James got fed up and goes to the bar*

*goes to the bar*

J: *gets a drink* aahh...what a day..

S: Hey dude... how was ur day??

J: dont ask... and hey thanks for the money yesterday... it would be plenty enough for rent and couple of drinks...just don't tell...you know who.

S: No worries dude...

J: and I'll get u money when my paycheck arrives that is if it arrives...

S: No problem... and why wouldn't it...

*just before Steven would've finished the sentence George arrives*

G: Hey there u are..

J: you!! Becouse of u i almost lost a job...

G: cmon...I was trolling...it's a joke...

J: fuck u!!

G: aha... give me a drink also..

Also George: you know whats the issue dude.. your taking everything to seriously..

G: oh...I'm soory i forgot u get money from ur mommy and daddy *gets a drink* im almost lost my job...because of u and ur complaining about me taking things seriously..

G: ahh...that's what i was talking about...to serious... *gets a drink*

J: Well im sorry...Mr Fun guy . *laughs* i said Fun Guy!! *hes drunk*

G: *laughs also* u...did it dude...u made a joke... *he's also drunk*

J: Hey dont change the subject...Mr Fun *hick up* guy.. but life isnt always fun...

G: Haha...oh god..

J: what??.

G: I...think im gonna puke..

J: here is Steffanny...

G: ahh..where??

J: Just kidding.. haha

G: u jerk... *pukes*

S: Oh god...not here.. on floor..

G: oh im sorry Steven..where would i else puke...

*next day they're woken up on Georges bed*

G: ahh...my head... uhh..

G: let me ask u something...

J: What?? Aahh... my head..

G: where did we get the money for that bar??

J: ohh...well i might have some laying around..

G: *shocked* and u were...wow!!

J: look...the thing is...Steven...gave me yesterday... becouse i was afraid i would be fired...and i didnt wanna tell u...bc u were gonna spend it on some dumb shit...ok.. sorry... aahh

*they were fighting until Nathan came in*

N: Hey guys...it's paying day..

*shows them money*

N: Thank you boys...nice working with u .

*outro song sounds playing*