#fuck you domnie

[darthschabba]

She told him that he was a fucking limp cock to his fucki g limp cocked face.

She said he was putin's puppy dog. To his face.

[blues-fandom-bullshit]

Warming up to MC

Ended up writing this on mobile because my laptop fucked itself somehow. Got a new one by the time I got to Viper, but may finish this on mobile because, yeah..

May be on mobile for a bit, so bare with me.

Mono (Sans, Tale)- I’ve said this before in his introductory page, but I’ll say it again. He is so used to nothing but his waist cloth, the cold, and rough fabrics that if you give him an oversized hoodie, he just melts inside. He’ll be susupicious of you, before he slips it on and a small blue dusts his cheekbones as he looks away and zips it up and just mutters a small “Thanks..” After that, he becomes more attentive and a bit protective. He starts giving you blankets he’s made, along with small gifts. During colder months, he’ll scold you for being outside during the night without socks or a blanket. Hell, he would even heat up some tea made from scratch.

Talie (Papyrus, Tale)- One of the easiest of the group to deal with, Talie is practically trusting you from the moment he saw you! Well.. From the outside. He's actually very reluctant to get closer to you, finding loopholes in not getting completely alone with you, or you alone with anyone else. Sure, he may be a pure boy, but he didn't apprentice under Undyne and have Mono as an older brother just for show. But, for him to let his guard down, it's just building trust. Showing him that, no, you're not planning some ulterior motive or planning on trapping ot killing them not that you could. After you do manage his trust, though, there isn't much change. He's just as friendly, open, and emergetic as before. But, he may be more open to talking about some things he previously avoided, like hai scars, or the underground.

Envei (Blue, Swap)- A rather easy monster to win over and to impress- or, rather, just easy to impress. He, despite first impressions, is hard to ensure a bind with him. But, it's hard to tell whether or not he's just being being friendly or if you've gained his friendship. But, a sure way to know, is the time he spends with you. If he spends the majority flirting about your physical form, he's more interested in sex. ("Are You Wearing Reflective Clothes? Because I Can See Myself All Over You") But, if he's interested in you, then he's less flirting and more complimenting you on personality and body. ("I Love Your Eyes, Human. They Remind Me Of The Ocean. Deep, Mysterious.. Beautiful.") Once comfortable around you, he becomes softer. The spines on his body are less tense, and he finds nonsexual causal conversation easier.

Taif (Stretch, Papyrus)- Off the bat, it's hard to gain Taif's trust. For one, he's socially anxious, so it's hard to find him because he isn't ever around anyone besides his brother. Secondly, he hates humans. He's only ever around when you call his fake name, Al, to have him guide you. And even then, Envei bribed him into doing that, using sea glass, sunken jewelry, and even the origami he makes. But, when you accidentally left out some honey once? He saw it as a gift and started to trust you. When you offered cookies to everyone when they helped move you in? Or even when you asked if he wanted to stay and help you bake something. But, compliments and flattery is what really gets him. You had caught sight of his wings before, and complimented them. His face flushed, and he started to fall for you.

Domni (Red, Fell)- Maybe it's a thing most Sans' have in common, to seem like you like someone when you are actually are skeptical of them. Well, it's something that is included with Domni. Due to growing up with harsh family, in a harsh world, with even harsher monsters, he started to cut people out while building up his walls to block everyone out. But, he was skilled enough to seem like he hadn't changed at all. He joked, flirted, and acted normal.. Until Frisk. They came down and everything started to change. It scared him. Then they reached the surface, and he ended up getting attacked by humans. That surely didn't help. But, even so, he just cant help himself when he sees a cute little human. Maybe the rough sex is his form of payback from the wars, oppression, and killing that happened. He'll probably warm up when you decline sex. Now, this is new. He starts perusing you out of curiosity sexual attraction. But, a sure way to know is he starts acting like a cat that never knew affection. He starts spending time with you, actually focussing on what you say and do, your hobbies, all of it. And he makes an effort to help you and be apart of it. "What'cha doin' Kittten? Bakin'? ..Can I help?"

Viper (Boss, Fell)- He's.. Very hard to get to know. But, he clings on very quickly. Oh? You gave him a pie? You ordered some drinks? You helped him with stuck shed he couldn't get? You showed him.. Basic.. Human.. Decency? From then on, it's just not so subtle things. He would rarely come around, but not you'll catch him up all night patrolling your house. His excuse is, 'you're a somewhat decent human. He might as well keep you around longer. Or until you're more meaty.' Despite this, you still catch a beautiful ruby flush overtaking his cheeks when you compliment him or point out something small, like saying the black flecks on his scales, or offering him some blackberry tea with extra sugar, which he swears he hates the extra sugar. "No! I Absolutely Do Not Need Your Refreshments! .... You Have Sugar Cookies?"

Ren (Axe, Horror)- It was hard to tell at first, but Ren immeasurably liked you. Sure, maybe chasing you off a cliff after pinning you down and trying to get his jaws real close to your throat isn’t the best way to show he has interest in you, but it’s a way nonetheless. Okay.. Maybe not that hard to tell. But, you’ll catch him encircling your house if you ever look out during the night. The red eyelight piercing the darkness as he snaps his head to your window, or the whimpers he lets out when you lock your door and he can’t get in. You don’t realize it, but he feels like a kicked puppy. You’re keeping him outside, away from you, and therefore he cannot protect you from what may be lurking inside that big, dark house. But, if you give him a chance, you’ll find he doesn’t want to kill you! He just wants to hold you and keep you safe. It’s actually kind of sweet how he tries so hard to keep you comfortable in his lap, even regulating his body temperature so that you don’t get too hot or too cold. Just give him a chance.  Please?

Inten (Crooks, Horror)- Just like his brother, Inten automatically likes you. If Ren likes you, Inten does too! Maybe he is being naive about, or simply forgetting, all the things done to monsters from human hands. But, he knows perfectly well what you're capable of. You could have them put back underground if you tried. Though, he sees the good in others. And you are not what your race is. Hoe you knoe he's comfortable around you is usually pretty simple. He scoops you up randomly for hugs, sudden trips, or just for attention. He's almost like a toddler- or more of a kitten. Always needing your affection, but can exist if you don't want to give it. Despite this, he still keeps distance, having had Ren to heed him from humans and to stay away if one is seen. "Human? Human?! Oh! Human! I Was Looking For You! Want To See This Pretty Rock I Found?"

[leon417]

Domni Dumbassery and random thoughts Inc.

Why does my height matter, I can still pin you to a fucking wall regardless of how short or tall I am.

[blues-fandom-bullshit]

Moving In

So, moving into a house was your objective. But, having a gargoyle roommate, two aquatic sweethearts, and seven more cryptic-like beings was a plus. So, what better way to take advantage of the situation, than to have them help?

Mono (Classic, Sans)- Convincing- He internally huffs, both irritated by your ignorance to gargoyles even though the opinions on gargoyles varies and.. amusement? You see, you asked him to help, not told him. You’re the first to ever do that. But, he still doesn’t trust you. How he helps- He, actually isn’t allowed inside the house. No gargoyle is.. Without trust in his housemaster and their trust in him. He doesn’t even want to help. But he has to, by your wish. But, he’s surprised when you say he doesn’t have to, but doesn’t voice it. He doesn’t trust you. He won’t.. He won’t. That’s what he tells himself. Give him some time to come around. What the others say- They don’t really say anything. They know he can’t really help with how his subspecies of monster works, along with his distrust and dislike of humans. But Talie will encourage him to try and bond with you. “Try someone else.. I can’t-” ‘Won’t.’ “-help you..” “Sorry..”

Talie (Classic, Papyrus)- Convincing- With Talie all you need to do is open your mouth and he’s in. But, with these tentacles? It’s sort of hard.  How he helps- Like his brother, he can’t exactly go inside your house to help. He wants to, he really wants to. But, with him being stuck in water, he can’t. He’ll, with his brother, help on the outside.. Close to the water. Give decoration advice, tell you when you need to take a break, the like. What the others say- Honestly? He’s too lovable by them all maybe not all.. DomniCentri that they don’t care since he can’t help it. “Gee, Human, I Wish I Could, But I Wouldn’t Be Much Help. Nyeh Heh Heh!”

Envei (Swap, Blue)- Convincing- Honestly, you’re at a loss here too. Maybe in another timeline he could, one where he was a terrestrial or aerial being. How he helps- Like his other aquatic counterpart, he also can’t leave water.. As far as he knows. He could turn into a human, with legs, but Taif hasn’t told him of this due to protective natures. In the meantime, he’ll try to go on land, going as far as the shore. His fears keep him from going any further. What the others say- Like with Talie, they can’t blame him for his limited reach. However, they are more appreciative of the fact he can’t when it comes to you. He’s rather.. sexual and has taken interest in you. “Oh, You Need My Help, Now Do You? Well, I Could Certainly Help Myself With You~ Mweh Heh Heh! I’m Joking Human! Wish I Could. Try My Brother.”

Taif (Swap, Honey)- Convincing- It make take a bit. He’s distrusting, anxious, honored, and a bit smug. You want his help. His help. His help. You’re jus making him feel more guilty about lying about his real name. How he helps- He’s a bit nervous, to say the least. His fae instincts are going ecstatic. You’re not supposed to invite fae into your home unless you’re prepared. Then again.. you don’t really know.. And he doesn’t want to break your trust in him. Still.. you do want his help.. And you do have some drinks and food to offer.. Fine. He’ll help.. But, he’s helping with the small things, no matter what the others say. What the others say- They’re more protective of you due to him being a fae and the faery nature. Still, they’ll make sure he stays polite. “Y-you want my help..? …Uh... I-I could try.. Fine! I-I’ll help!”

Domni (Fell, Red)- Convincing- All you needed to say was his name! He may seem rough around the edges, and rather lewd, but he just has this need to feel useful, so you asking for his help fuels something in him that’s more intimate than sex. How he tries to help- He’s more than willing to help! Plus, he gets to look at your cute little ass and impress you with his rather thick humorous bones and strength. Everyone know he’s showing off. But if you mention his strength, he’ll smirk, lift your chin some, and comment on how he has “something big and just as powerful” for you. What the others say- With Domni, it’s just eye rolls. They know he’s trying to impress you. Typical. Well, they’ll make sure he doesn’t try anything passed lewd flirting and light touching. “What’s wrong sweetheart? Oh? This? I can carry more than just a dresser. Hand me another one. Ya know what? Get on my shoulders while your at it!” 

Viper (Fell, Boss/Edge/Crimson/Spice)- Convincing- Truthfully, he snap some and say he’s busy and will try to slither away, but if your expression drops from pleading to a limp frown and downcast eyes, or you give him just the sweetest pleading eyes, his soul clenches and he caves. How he helps- Like his brother, he’s rather strong, so the heavy lifting is also split with him. Of course, he’ll 'subtly’ keep looking at you because that makes him think you’re watching, so he has to be at his top game. What the others think- Geez, calm the fuck down! You barely know this human! They find it kind of annoying because he keeps getting it the way. Probably his superiority complex. But, under that, they’re surprised. Viper only does something for someone else if he gets something out of it in return. “Watch Out Human! You Almost Tripped Over The Vampiric Viper! Shut The Fuck Up Domni! I’m Not Showing Off For This Vile Creature! Get You’re Head Off Of You’re Tail!”

Centri (SwapFell Red, Black/BlackBerry)- Convincing- It takes a bit, and a bit of pleading from Relib before he caves. How he helps- Due to his harpy powers, he’s carrying an entire bed up the stairs without even changing his mild scowl. It’s almost admirable, and he gets a sweet dark ginger flush as you gawk at him not even breaking a sweat while he easily lists your refrigerator over his shoulder. The previous owner took theirs and the landlord gave you a used one beforehand. What the others think- They’re shocked. Centri never, never, helps anyone on his terms. Call him selfish, but he much prefers doing things on his own, and would rather people learn to do that Relib, his sweet older brother, is fine though as well. “No! Screw Off, Pest!” “Fine! But Only Because I Need To Keep An Eye On The Idiots So They Don’t Harm My Servant” 

Relib (SwapFell Red, Mutt/BBQ/Puppy/Rus)- Convincing- Relib is another skeleton that all you have to do is ask and he’s already asking back where you want stuff. How he helps- He isn’t as strong as the others around, so he helps with small things. Offering arrangement places, putting away books, hanging up picture, washing dishes, handing out drinks and snacks at breaks. What the others think- He’s just the same old Relib, but.. he seems to have gained some confidence with you, and not the mask he puts up. “W-Would it be okay here? Yeah? Alright.... That would look better to that wall, by the way.”

Ren (Horror, Blood/Axe/Skull)- Convincing- You don’t need to ask him. He just sees commotion happening and immediately shows up to see what’s happening. Good luck fending him off. How he helps- He just like a cat. A big, lazy, affectionate cat. He’s pulling you into his lap and whining when you insist you have to get up. What the others think- They naturally don’t like Ren, except for the aquatic brothers, but Envei is neutral with the wolf. He keeps distracting you, holding you, and is so damn clingy.. “*whine*... Come.. back..”

Inten (Horror, Crooks)- Convincing- He just sort of.. Follows his brother. When he appears he just sort of.. Helps without permission. But.. He's effective at it. How he helps- He does anything he can. Organizing, lifting, advising, anything he really can. Mostly though? He pulls you right back into his brothers lap when you’ve been away for too long ten minutes so that Ren isn’t lonely. What the others think- It’s annoying sometimes. Having someone go behind them as if they were children, or criticizing what they do or where they put stuff.. They’re all grown monsters and have been for years dammit!